Mindless Worms

[00:00:01] I don't think that was necessary, frankly. Well, I don't think you should be calling me Frank. Okay. You know, you do it a lot. You just like, you call me Frank and I'm starting to suspect you don't know what my name is.

[00:00:27] The word frankly does not mean I'm calling you Frank. Who's frankly? Jetley Psykik. Yeah. Happy Friday. Happy Sunday. Oh, right. It's Sunday. Glad we're both on board now. Okay. So this morning, right?

[00:00:50] I woke up at like five or six really confused and I like got up and turned on the shower and I was like, fuck, I'm going to be late for work. And I looked at my phone and I was like, it's Sunday.

[00:01:06] You don't work today with a fuck and turn off the shower and I went back to bed. And I woke up like an hour later and that's why I didn't take a shower. You're not back to sleep. Yeah. I turned it off and went back to bed.

[00:01:16] I was like, I'm not getting up yet. Fuck that. We're starting off strong. It already says I have poor internet connection. Good, good. As you should. Oh yeah. I forgot the marathon today. Ah yes. The Austin marathon is today.

[00:01:34] I put out like a warning that there's going to be a lot of road closures and then there's also like a few accidents apparently. So wow, looking at the map is not great right now. It is like all red. Also why did it open up edge?

[00:01:52] When have I ever used edge? I don't know what you're doing with your computer right now. Like you sound like all your settings got reset or something. I don't know. Why? What's going on?

[00:02:03] Well, you could, as you said it would turn on your left monitor right instead of the right one and like now it's saying you're using edge is the default. Oh yeah. I don't know what's happening. It's so annoying.

[00:02:13] Like I said, I really thought you had done that so like it would turn off automatically. Why do I get automatically blamed for that though? I haven't even been there to do that. Like when would I have done that?

[00:02:22] I thought you had done it the last time you were here because like remember that's when I asked you originally like if you had turned off my thing and you're like, oh yeah, just that night. So say I'm a Zuzka sleep.

[00:02:30] But ever since then it just turns off automatically and I have to turn it on manually every day. And I'm like, what's happening? I turned off the monitors. I didn't like fuck with your computer. Like what? Yeah, I went through my settings. Nothing seems different.

[00:02:43] So I don't know. I'll figure it out. I guess. Maybe some of the connections are bad in the back of it or something. I don't know. Oh, I should do some crochet today. Also that yes.

[00:02:56] There's I got that Wubbles penguin learned to crochet kit at the work Christmas party. Maybe I'll try it today. Yeah, we're going to play a video game. So maybe after that. How long is it supposed to take that crochet thing? It says, I don't know.

[00:03:16] It says it's got step by step videos. Oh, time to complete three to eight hours. Oh, I see perfect amount of time. I guess depending on like how bad you are. Three to eight hours after you hit eight hours, though, it just bursts into flames.

[00:03:29] It's like now you're not good enough for this. Try that. Oh, I'm going to say it'll probably take me two days. Yeah. But it's got videos you follow along with. So maybe that'll help. Yeah. Do you think the lines have feelings? Yes. Which feelings?

[00:03:48] I don't think they have like sentient feelings, but I think that they have like general sensory feelings, you know? Yeah. They're like, oh my gosh, it's warm out today. Well, no, like, you know, like grass like releases that chemical to warn other grass when you're cutting it.

[00:04:03] Not that it doesn't much good. To warn other grass. That's what it is. It's like a chemical to warn the grass like, hey, we're injured basically. I don't know why that would be helpful because like. It's not going to prevent. Yeah, you can't move. Yeah.

[00:04:20] You know, like tell it. Like, you know, like, if you were in a neighborhood that had like cinder blocks on your feet and you couldn't get them off and someone came by and stabbed you and you're like, look out, there's a guy stabbing people.

[00:04:29] Yeah, I can see that. But where am I going? Yeah, like stuff like that or like the trees can talk to each other using their tree roots and things like that. I just, I think it was very interesting.

[00:04:42] Like all their all life on this planet has evolved to have some form of sentience or some form of motion. I think it's mainly self-defense like peppers and plant pepper plants like evolved so that they were spicier so that they wouldn't get eaten by animals.

[00:04:58] And then we were just like, but what if what if we did it anyway? Yeah, you know, but I don't know. I guess given time, anything is possible. Yeah, I think the lemon people and the lime people, do you think they'd be racist towards each other?

[00:05:16] Like if they were involved. No, I think I think like in a society ruled by fruit. I think it would be determined by like how you taste. Like, are you a sweet fruit? Are you a sour fruit?

[00:05:26] Are you like, you know, grapefruit like where do you lie on the fruit scale? I like to hold on now. I like that you said how he said sweet fruit, sour fruit or grapefruit. The three categories. Grapefruit. I'm not going to lie. Grapefruit is so good.

[00:05:42] I don't need you to talk about it. I don't like it. I've tried to figure out all that stuff. It's all nothing. I don't like the texture. The texture, it's the same texture as any other fruit. It's the same texture as an orange. I don't eat oranges either.

[00:05:57] Oh my gosh. What did you grow up doing? I liked to eat apples and peaches. Peaches are a weirder. Peaches are a weirder texture than grapefruits and oranges though. They're soft. They don't have those weird, fleshy. Limes, lemons. Yeah, they all have the same thing.

[00:06:17] Limes and lemons are fine. Limes and lemons are fine. That's good. Limes and lemons are fine. They're the same texture though. It's not the same. They're the same texture. It's different in my head. Yeah, because they're smaller and cute.

[00:06:29] I didn't even explain to my psychiatrist yet my thing about green. Like he was asking me about like textures and stuff. He was like, you know, like what kind of foods do you like to eat? Like what textures do you like or dislike?

[00:06:39] And I didn't even get into how I don't like it when things taste green. I don't know how to explain that one. You mean because it makes you sound crazy? Yes, because green beans are fine, but broccoli is not. But I'm okay with cauliflower.

[00:06:53] Do you like cauliflower more than broccoli? Yes. Especially cauliflower rice. Cauliflower rice is awesome. Cauliflower rice. That's okay. It's so funny. But broccoli has like this really deep bitter green taste and that's the only way I know how to explain it. It tastes green. It's bitter green.

[00:07:18] It's like a chlorophyll or something in it. What are the green things do you not like? Asparagus. Asparagus is much different. That's a whole different thing. Like it's so it's very easy to mess up asparagus and it just not tastes good.

[00:07:34] Well, I think it's so funny because every time your dad makes it, he's like, I'm going to make you like asparagus this time. Like I'm going to cook it and I'll just bake in and all this. And I still don't like it.

[00:07:42] It's like the inherent asparagus flavor that I don't like. I think if someone gave you some and you ate it in certain ways, you wouldn't you wouldn't taste it because there are some ways to make it. I also don't like the texture of it.

[00:07:57] As soon as you know about it, you're like, oh, I can sense it nearby. And you're like, okay. Like the top of these burgers is kind of okay, but like the stock part, like I don't it's got like a weird double crunch texture.

[00:08:08] I don't like double crunch texture. Yeah. It's the first layer of green and then the subterfuge green underneath. It's just I like green beans. I like carrots. I'm fine. I like carrots too. You got real southern there. Yeah, I've been doing that a lot lately.

[00:08:27] Like I'll be at work and I'm like, whoa, I don't know. Why did my mom just come out of my mouth right now? Like the older I get the more I sound like her. I think it's also living here too. You know, makes the accent stronger.

[00:08:41] Does it die you around a lot of people that have an accent here? I mean, it's Texas. Yeah. Well, that does not mean anything. I'm around down here at work that they do not have accents. I talked to a lot of people with very different accents.

[00:08:56] I have a French customers. I have Spanish customers like we have the cowboys that come in like, you know, just a wide variety of people. Donde está la biblioteca? What? I don't know. I just like saying that. Okay. Didn't you ever do that?

[00:09:21] Not in the middle of a story, no. Oh, sorry. What are you talking about? That was all I got. I thought you were going to say something. You couldn't. So then I said that. Oh, you were just out of things to say. That's what you're talking about.

[00:09:34] So yesterday I went to the Luger store, right? And it's attached to a hotel, which is cool. Good marketing, I guess. I don't know. But I walk up to the door. There's a dude in front of me and I'm like 20 feet away. Probably he pulls on the door.

[00:09:58] It's locked. He walks off and I was like, well, the doors lock. That's weird. It's like, you know, I think it was like 5 p.m. Or something like that. I think it's kind of strange like 5 p.m.

[00:10:07] on a Saturday and Luger store would be open, but I'll go check and see. So I go up and I don't see any hours on it, but the sign on the door says open and I was like, oh, maybe he just

[00:10:17] gave up and didn't want to go in. So I pulled on the door handle and I was like, obviously it was just this guy. Nope, the doors are locked and I was like, all right. Well, so then I look and you know, I'm looking around. Nobody's around.

[00:10:31] I start walking away and I was like, I mean, I'll go to the other one or something. You know, whatever. I start walking away and this guy comes out of the hotel lobby, the one that just walked in. He goes, well, didn't you read the sign?

[00:10:47] I'm like, no, I didn't read the sign. He's like, you got to read my sign. I was like your sign is like, yeah, I'm open. Don't just walk away. And I was like, well, the doors are locked and goes,

[00:10:56] yeah, read the sign and I look down and it's like this tiny like note card, like taped to the inside of the door that's like, we are open. If the door is locked, call this number. I'm in the hotel and I'm like, this is the smallest note

[00:11:10] written in like some person's handwritten thing. And I was like, sorry for not seeing this. Like what I was looking for your hours, you know, or like an actual posted sign, not a bunch of papers taped to the door.

[00:11:23] Yeah, like the place next to us, they're always like they'll put like a big card that says like, oh, we're on our break. Come back at this time, you know, right? And I was like, all right, well, my bad.

[00:11:33] And he's like, well, what can I, what can I help you find? And I was like, I'm just looking for some whiskey. He's like, all right, back corner over there. I'm like, okay, thanks. Like it's and then I walked up with a bottom.

[00:11:44] I said it down and he goes, what'd you get? Well, I, he goes, well, I have this in stock. I was like, yes. I was like, well, I didn't bring it in. He's like, oh, I thought I was out of this.

[00:11:58] I'm like, no, this is the last one on the shelf. And he goes, okay, well, you want me to order some more of it? And I'm like, no, I just need the one I gets. Meanwhile, our place still has not had doble for two months. Yeah.

[00:12:12] I'm like, nope, just need the one. He's like, all right, sounds good. And you're ringing me out and I like walk back like, okay, then whatever, whatever you say. Yeah, every time I see him, he's like, I'll order more and I'm like, okay. Yeah, I don't believe that.

[00:12:25] So much. Like it's fine if you forget or you can't get it in, but like, you know, don't go above and beyond with customer service. If you're not really going to do it. All right. Yeah. So I made a mistake when I went there.

[00:12:40] I got like another flavored vodka, right? And then I got Southern Comfort. I didn't realize Southern Comfort is a hundred proof. Yeah. So I only took like one shot of it. And I was like, okay, I'm done with that. That's good.

[00:13:01] Like kind of thing you drink and get drunk like immediately. I was like, yeah, I'm not going to be drinking. Did you take a shot of it? Yeah. I used to drink soco and coke with my mom. So I thought like it would be fun. Yeah.

[00:13:12] In a mixed drink. Yeah. When you like sip it over like the course of 20 minutes. No, like we do shots, but maybe my mother's just a bad influence. You mean you just said you did soco and coke.

[00:13:22] Like take a shot of soco and then take a sip of coke. Oh my God. That is not how my mom parties. This is not the same. You were too much of a lightweight now to do that. I think it explains a lot about my views of things.

[00:13:40] So I'm like, I actually say yesterday I had been drinking a little bit, but I wasn't drunk, you know? And I had been in a while since I had taken a drink and I was texting my friend. Her girlfriend like dumped her out of nowhere yesterday. Wow. What?

[00:13:55] The people you met, the lesbians. Oh really? They broke up? Yeah. So her girlfriend just texts her out of... So last week they had this whole big drama and then her girlfriend just texts her out of nowhere and breaks up with her.

[00:14:07] And so she's complaining about that and everything. And then I said something about like what we were talking about and I was like, hey, if it makes you feel better, like here's what the stupid shit I did tonight that I'm dealing with.

[00:14:19] And they were like talking to me about it, but she goes at one point she texted me back. She goes, are you drunk? And I said, no, I'm just dramatic. What? Yeah. What were you doing like sending screenshots of us to them?

[00:14:34] No, no, no, I'm just texting her. But I like sending really fast messages and like being like so dramatic, like I love women stuff and she was like, are you drunk? And I was like, nope, I'm just being dramatic right now.

[00:14:46] I said I plan to be drunk in a little bit, but right now I am. Did you drink more last night? Yeah, a little bit more. I've been trying to not drink so much when I do drink though because I'm taking those medications that

[00:15:00] make me really sleepy and I feel like I probably shouldn't combine that to match. Fair enough. But yeah, you know, I had a good night. I didn't play video games or anything. I kept thinking I was going to play the Sims, but

[00:15:12] then the thought of like getting up and actually playing the Sims, I was like, I'm so fucking tired. Yeah, I've had those days for like this would be awesome to go do and I'm like, but my left leg not having it.

[00:15:23] My right leg is not getting out of the way. So I guess we're just laying here. I mostly ended up reading in the shower and then like I took an nap on the couch at one point and then I was talking to you while I was in the

[00:15:33] kitchen having snacks. I had so many snacks that okay. I that's what I was going to talk about. I just have wanted to cook lately and try things from our cookbook. So I've been making things from the Elder Scrolls cookbook the past few days.

[00:15:46] So I made a lavender and honey bread, which fucking love that bread. I could have I will make that. Yeah, all of a sudden like years and years of us being together and you're like, oh, are you gone? I guess I'll I guess I'll cook this weekend.

[00:16:00] I guess I'll get into baking. I guess I'll make all these things and then eat them tell you how delicious they are and then not give any to you like that's what you did. You know, I have to find something to replace the nicotine. Okay, whatever. Whatever.

[00:16:17] It's been four days, 23 hours and three minutes. Did you stop smoking both? No. So it hasn't been any of those days. Got you. I'm saying nicotine free though. Uh-huh. And you advertise it to me as I stopped vaping. Yes. Well, I already told you I misspoke.

[00:16:34] That's why I said this time that I've been nicotine free for four days. Um, and then after three weeks of this. Then I'll be done with the other one. You know, what was that like whisper that you made to yourself?

[00:16:48] Oh, um, after three weeks of this, I'll be done with the other one unless we go home and kind of like the real thing. But, um, I like it takes 21 days to break a habit. So yeah. Yeah. Okay. I cannot believe how many RSVPs we're getting.

[00:17:09] Why do you not believe it? Because I just didn't know it was going to notify me every time, you know? Do you have it notify you? Mine just goes to our email. Oh yeah, no, it's that I have the app on my phone.

[00:17:21] Oh, so for those who don't know what I'm talking about, we sent out our wedding invitations and have started getting RSVPs. So I have the app on my phone and every time somebody RSVPs, it's like this person RSVP'd and

[00:17:32] then it also sends me an email and I'm like, I agree. Well, I'm the app too, but I turned off notifications because there's nothing that app needs to notify me about like. Well, because I was messaging vendors for a little while, you know, inquiring about things.

[00:17:48] Yeah, that I'm tracking. That's why you were doing it, but 85 days. Isn't that crazy? What do you mean? Until we get married. Oh, right. Right. Right. Yes. Yes. You're not getting cold feet, are you? No, I told you just like where extra socks and then running shoes.

[00:18:10] That way I can high tail it out if I need to and then you're stuck with me. No, I don't have a ring on. Yeah, I know because you refused to go get it made into a wedding ring.

[00:18:25] I don't want to not be able to wear it for three months. Three months? Ooh. What is she? I said I'll take it in Mark. Uh-huh. On Wednesday, I'm going to get my dress altered. That's good. The lady I called measured for a suit at some point.

[00:18:48] Yeah, you have all the information for that now. But the lady I called there like really nearby and I was calling to see if I needed to make an appointment or like when I should come by that sort of thing.

[00:18:58] She answered and I think she's like an Indian lady or something. She had this real thick accent, but she's like, okay, are you coming today? Like an hour or two? And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, like I just I was just trying to get information.

[00:19:11] Um, like what's your process? Like what do I what do you need for me? That sort of thing. And she was like, well, you just call and you tell me when you're coming. I was like, okay, that's really simple. I like your attitude.

[00:19:21] Um, and so I was like, how about Wednesday? And she was like, cool, just call me to make sure I'm here. And I just said call and make sure that I'm here and then show. Yeah, like it's her own business.

[00:19:34] She's been in Austin for over 20 years, like great reviews and just happens to be really close to us. And so I was like, okay, sounds good, but I, you know what? I find that in other countries, they have this like very no nonsense attitude towards businesses,

[00:19:47] especially like in India and Spain, you know, they know they're good at what they do. They're gonna make the whole lot of business with India and Spain. Well, I've gone to a lot of Indian businesses because most eyebrow threading places and henna

[00:20:01] places are ran by Indian women because that's traditionally an Indian thing. Yeah. Um, and then I just, I think the concept of the Spanish siesta, like everybody closes down sucks to suck if you want lunch at that hour. I'm taking a nap.

[00:20:17] Like I think that's a great cultural component. So I'm taking a nap. Goodbye. Yeah, you know, like how awesome it even like I just think other countries just dedicate so much more time to taking care of themselves and like treating themselves as human beings like making

[00:20:33] sure they eat and rest. We're not human beings. We cogs on the machine. And then America, they're like, okay, worker two, six, five get a job. Yeah. Did you see that thing where it was like, I love how every study that's come out has said that

[00:20:47] you get more productivity and more output out of your workers if you give them a four day work week instead of five, but and more vacation time or things was said. However, we're just going to say fuck that because we need people in the office 24 seven

[00:21:04] and everyone was like, that's not even how like it doesn't even make any sense that we would do that. You know, like, oh, we have to have someone here on Fridays and be like, yeah, it's called having different shifts. Like one group that's here Monday through Thursday

[00:21:17] the other group that's here Tuesday through Friday, you know, like it's not super complicated. And even like studies have shown that like working from home increases a lot of people's productivity and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, they're trying to push people to go back

[00:21:30] to the office because they built so many offices. Real estate. Yeah, because they built so many offices and people invested so much money in the buildings that they're like, no, they're just sitting here empty. Like, yeah, they can work better from home like what

[00:21:47] also you could also do that. Like if you had two different shifts that were working four days each why not have one shift that works, you know, Saturday through Wednesday or whatever it is Sunday through Wednesday. The other shift works Wednesday through Saturday.

[00:22:00] I'm like then you have people working every day of the week instead of only five days a week and on Wednesdays you could have like all your big meetings or whatever because everyone's there. Like it doesn't there's a super you know, like that's so great.

[00:22:12] It would just be like what was it? What are they called in school? Like the way they divided this class schedule. There was like a specific name for it, you know, where like there was like an A and B schedule.

[00:22:27] Yeah, yeah, I don't just talk about I don't know the name of though. I think that we work so much better in the working world plus like then people who like doctors and things like that can always be available instead of just you know, you have

[00:22:37] to wait until Monday for your doctor to open you have to go to like any art. It's gonna say and like if there was if you had enough for two shifts, you could just stay open seven days a week and you could get productivity

[00:22:46] done like seven days a week instead of five days a week. That's extra jobs for people too. And everyone has three days off instead of two. It's crazy. Yeah, we should put you in charge Jordan. No, I'll be okay.

[00:23:02] I'm trying to manage the schedule I have down here and I'm like look this is not great. The schedule that my like bosses, bosses boss came up with is we have to work six days on and two days off and we're like that's cool and all but how

[00:23:17] about we don't do that? You know, like it's why do they hate us? So we're trying to push for a different schedule of like we're trying to push for a three three and three schedule of you have three days where you're on call.

[00:23:32] So if something comes up, we call you in, you know, then you have three days of 12 hour shifts and then you have three days off. I'm like, I think it's pretty fair but you know, what do I know? Nice.

[00:23:56] I went to get a haircut yesterday and got the haircut. He's there looking fabulous and here's the I don't know. Never had it happen before never like it's I don't know why it happened but you know, so I showered yesterday and did you?

[00:24:20] Yeah, it's important to the story. I Howard smell vine like you know went to go get a haircut and this lady she's giving me haircut. We get to like 99% of the way through. She's like, how's that looking? I was like, looks good.

[00:24:37] She's like, all right cool sounds good. She's like, oh, let me get this spot here right and she does like she trims like a spot on my neck. I'm like, okay, cool, whatever. And then my neck is wet and I was like interesting

[00:24:50] and then I'm like, ooh flowers like she sprayed my neck with perfume and I was like, oh, I was like, I smell like fucking flowers. I was like, are you about to tell me she cut your neck open and you're like passed out while getting your hair cut?

[00:25:06] You didn't tell me. No, she sprayed me with like perfume and I was like, smells nice. Like, I was like, okay, then guess I smelled bad. I don't know. And then I stood up and like wiped off and I was

[00:25:18] like, I don't know what it was like my best guess is it was either perfume or like maybe she cut too close to the skin and was like putting on like her shave that smelled like flowers and I was like, I guess I don't know.

[00:25:30] And that just has like a floral sound or something. I guess, but I thought it was so funny. I was like never been sprayed by perfume before. Have an extra dollar. Here you go. Have fun. Did you like smelling like flowers?

[00:25:42] I smelled like flowers for about, you know, 20 minutes and then I showered to wash all the hair off. So then it went away. So I went to HB the other day and one I underestimated how much stuff I was getting.

[00:25:57] I should have gotten a buggy, but I got like a basket. You okay. You got like a hand mask. It right. You okay. No, you finish your story, but it reminds me of something. Go ahead. Okay. So, you know, I should have gotten a buggy. But I didn't.

[00:26:14] Um, and so I'm walking around the store getting things for I was making, you know, I was making sweet rolls and potato cheese potato cheddar soup from this guy room cookbook and the loaf. So I need to get a bunch of things because I

[00:26:26] don't just keep lavender in my cabinet and all the rest of you, but we need to get a bunch of things. So I went to HB because our brand will shut down and I'm still mad. Um, but it took my loops because I couldn't find my headphones.

[00:26:37] I wouldn't listen to music, but I took my loops. Oh my God. Such a better experience. Like, I was able to have conversations with other people because it was really crowded. If only someone had been telling you to take them for years now.

[00:26:54] But like the Isle I was almost really crowded and like me and the other people around me just kept joking like, oh yeah, it's busy because we all kept being like, oh, sorry, excuse me. Sorry, excuse me. And after a while it was just kind of weird

[00:27:05] because it was like the same five of us just trying to grab stuff in one aisle and we were like, yeah, it's busy. Whatever you know, like that little bonding moment and I saw a really, really cute mini butlet pan that Jordan did not let me get it.

[00:27:22] Even though I wasn't going to get it. That are you what? What now? The butlet pan that I showed you the rose gold one. I got it so cute and so big I could make like a million mini butlets with that. Yeah, it's crazy.

[00:27:36] Also, I didn't let you get it because you I got it for you over a year ago and you've used it like twice. I've used it three times. Okay. I'm saying though like there's not a use the bread can every day doesn't mean like like

[00:27:51] maybe I'd use it more if I had a big one. You have a big one. We're talking about a big batch nothing. Several batches. Nothing you would not power not a thing. It is not a question of oh, I can make 30 of these instead of 12 that way.

[00:28:06] I'll only have to throw away 20 like you planning to bake every weekend. You can bake every weekend if you want but until you start like eating the baked goods like you got to eat them too. Like they're still bread in the pantry that I made isn't there? No.

[00:28:21] Where did it go? Um, I finished off most of it then some of it had mold. Right. See what I'm saying? Like you don't eat enough baked goods to be making giant batches. I want to eat them fast enough. I want to take them to work for people.

[00:28:36] I even I got like a strawberry extract and raspberry extract so I can make like strawberry sweet rolls and stuff and like experiment with flavors. I'm so excited. Usually you got to talk to my mom. She likes baking and stuff. Yeah, I love your mother. That's nice.

[00:28:53] Me too. Um, but yeah, so I and I've been really into lavender because we're launching a lavender beverage next month. Spoilers. I'm sure half the planet already knows. Um, but so I've been making things with lavender for funsies and it's good.

[00:29:16] Are you moving back and forth or just changing the volume of your voice? Sorry, I was yawning in the middle of that sentence. You keep doing it like the past story in half. I'm like what are you doing? I had coffee this morning, but sometimes like

[00:29:28] when I sit down for too long, I just get really sleepy. I just meant like the beginning of every one of your sentences is very like loud and then it gradually gets quieter as you continue talking. Oh, I think I mean, I think I'm talking

[00:29:40] at the same volume, but I can try better. You do the same thing. Yeah, no, I'm talking at the same volume. So I don't I don't know. Maybe it's your connection. I want you to listen back on some of these and be like, yeah, that's the same volume.

[00:29:55] It's not. Sometimes I've listened to our episodes and you sound kind of like that where I'm like, oh, like I should tell him next time to like talk. Yeah, most of those times is when I'm using your microphone. Like I don't know if it's your microphone.

[00:30:09] It just doesn't like me. Yeah, maybe you should. I don't know. I don't have a funny comeback. All right. Good job. Hey, so I was also at H.E.B. the other day. Was your H.E.B. better than mine? Is it better?

[00:30:27] No, there's not a lot of English things there. Mostly things in Spanish, but so I was walking through the store and there's these two women and they're both pushing carts. And in the second cart, there's this little girl sitting there, right?

[00:30:47] And she says she looks at both of them. She goes, mommy, I need I need sushi. And I was like, what a what a thing for a little kid to say. Like, all right, little kid like sushi. And I was like looking at like oil or something

[00:31:01] like right next to him. So I heard I overheard this conversation where the mom goes, okay, well, I can give you a piece of sushi and she goes, okay. And she goes, no, I want all the sushi. And the mom goes, you can't have all the sushi.

[00:31:15] You can have a little bit though. And the little girls, well, you're having all the sushi. And she goes, yeah, but you like the chicken nuggets, right? The girl goes, yeah, I really like the chicken nuggets. And she says, well, can I have some?

[00:31:30] She goes, no, they're all mine. And the mom goes, well, if you're not sharing, I'm not sharing. She takes like a full like good 30 seconds to think about it and she goes, that's okay. We don't need to share. I kid has excellent communication skills.

[00:31:49] Like you go, little girl. She's like, you know what? I like chicken nuggets better. You keep the sushi. Yeah, much better than my conversation skills at that age. And then like you were talking about earlier, this reminded me how I totally forgot. But so most people it exists.

[00:32:06] They call it a buggy like weirdos and so that's normally I got an issue with it. Like do whatever be weird. That's fine. But I went to ask he's made fun of me since we move in though I've always said that.

[00:32:20] I went to, oh my gosh, something in my throat. So he went to, I went to H.E.B. Right. And then I was at the self-checkout but it was very like judgmental self-checkout because it said self-checkout but then you had to put your

[00:32:40] items instead of in a bag on a little conveyor belt and it went to a worker who was bagging your things for you. And I was like this kind of fresh and easy used to be. I was like this kind of defeats the purpose of me like

[00:32:54] slowly scanning things like an idiot, you know. Now I look numb so that I'm like alright well I got to scan quickly because she's waiting on me you know whatever like judging me. So I scan all the things. I put my card in in the machine.

[00:33:09] I was like time to pay. Boop-boop-boop and then it was like please remove cards. So I removed the card but before I could put it back in my wallet. She said, oh let me see your card. I was like oh maybe it didn't go because there was

[00:33:20] no confirmation on the screen. It didn't say like but purchase a fruit or whatever. It just was like take out your card. I was like alright she said she said can you let me see your card and I was like okay so I started

[00:33:33] handing me handing me I started handing her the card and she's like no no no. I read the card and I was like what is happening? I was like my card and she's like yeah your card and I'm like my card and she's like yeah my

[00:33:46] card and I was like I don't. This is it. Do you want this? And she's like no that and she finally pointed to the cart behind me and I was like oh my god. Can't you just be.

[00:33:58] I was like this is the one time I wish you would have just said buggy. I swear to God. I was like you said it but like the one time. I didn't enunciate. But I swear she said card like four times on a row

[00:34:09] before I was like do you want this and she's like no that and pointed to the card. I'm like okay alright. What's happening? I'm like you could have just pointed. You know see if I have to repeat myself more than once

[00:34:23] that's when I just start over enunciating things like in that situation I would have been like the cart like I would have spit the tea out of it like cart. I obviously I'm the problem and that's it. Like carts and she got a cart and I'm like

[00:34:34] a cart and I'm like no no like I need to put your groceries in the cart and I would point like I would just start pointing be like that you dumb dumb like it's that right there. Like I wouldn't be just going back and forth.

[00:34:44] It's like she wasn't bagging anything. She wasn't busy. She was literally like standing still watching me try to hand her my credit card and she was like no my card I need your card. I'm like this is my car. She's like no your card. It's like okay.

[00:34:58] I don't I don't know. I don't know what's going on here. I mean myself my job was I didn't go to self check out when I went but I had my loop since I couldn't hear the people very well and they kept asking me questions like really quietly

[00:35:12] and I would just be like okay. I can't hear you and they'd be like just smiling at me. Like okay. I am they gave me some bags and they got mad that I didn't have my own a little bit.

[00:35:27] They were like you want two of them and I was like I don't know how many I'm going to need however like two is fine sure okay like you didn't bring bags what were you doing? I couldn't find my bags in the closet.

[00:35:38] They're in the pantry on the top dear where they have always been. I thought I had them in the back seat of my car but I didn't. So why would they ever live there? Why they have never been there?

[00:35:47] Why does Austin H.E.B. have a bag thing? You haven't seen that okay so Austin passed a law that was like hey you have to provide your own bags in all grocery stores because it's better for the environment right and then Texas

[00:36:05] was like no that's illegal you can't do it. It violates this precedence blah blah blah undo they basically they hit undo right so then most of Austin went back to okay we'll just have some bags then but H.E.B. started going

[00:36:21] well if you if we don't have bags and we don't require to provide bags we could just sell you bags so now they sell bags to people only there that's that's what I was saying to the most of this stuff down here at this

[00:36:34] H.E.B. is in Spanish however when I go to check out there's just plastic bags and I could just put my groceries in plastic bags. I wouldn't even mind if like you know just like Randall's had the paper bags like I

[00:36:46] wouldn't mind something like that that's a little more environmentally friendly than plastic but like I'm willing to buy more bags but the ones by us never seem to have any bags for sale out anymore like they used to be right by the self-checkout

[00:36:58] and the last few times I've gone like I can't find any. You're talking about the green plaza ones the one they give you? No like the ones you can purchase like they'll usually have them at self-checkout. Yeah no they don't do that anymore the ones

[00:37:09] that that they give you those big green plastic ones those they charge you 30 cents for them. Are those all they have now? Yes. Maybe it's like going there to get the cute like I have like a Christmas design and a Halloween

[00:37:21] design one at work from the H.E.B. next door to us and I was like I would be willing to buy a few more of those since we are going to H.E.B. now but So you have like eight bags and you still

[00:37:32] aren't bringing them to H.E.B.? I will remember next time I go where they are. Where they are? No it's where they've been they live there that's where they've lived for over a year and a half now since we have lived there like that's where they've been.

[00:37:49] Yeah I see your point. I thought they were in the backseat of my car. Why? I thought I put them in the trunk you know like I have two of them but not all of them. When would you have ever put them there?

[00:38:01] Because I figured if they're in my car then I won't forget them as often. So you thought you went to H.E.B. bought some bags and some groceries came back to the apartment put all the gross away and then thought you know what

[00:38:13] let me take these bags out to my car real quick and put them in there. Yeah not this time clearly. Not this time like I've never seen you do that anytime. Listen. Listening. That's all I got. Duh. Have you seen that AI video thing? No what?

[00:38:38] So they have now they can do like text to AI video prompts and like it looks really real and I think it's pretty scary actually like the direction AI is going like I can already see this being used to harm a lot of people

[00:38:57] like I've already seen all these memes that people were like in 10 years and it's like me staring at the the fake AI video footage of the crime I didn't commit.

[00:39:07] Well that's why did you see that thing where it was like you can purchase an extra finger for a few dollars and if you wear it while you're committing a crime they'll just throw out the evidence because it looks like an AI created all the images

[00:39:18] because you have six fingers instead of five. This person put up a video and they were like can you identify what's AI and I already was like yeah it's every single one of them.

[00:39:27] I'm guaranteeing it right now it's every single one of them and yeah it was it was every single video as AI generated there are people arguing in the comments like this can't be all this stuff and I'm like no.

[00:39:35] This can't be technology is getting that would never happen. Ray Bramberry tried to warn us and did we listen? No. Nah but also eh that's fine. Sorry there's something in my eye like cat hair or something. It's probably my own hair.

[00:39:58] I don't even remember anything I did this week. Maybe a worm. Oh my god don't bring up the worm. We played a lot of Beat Saber I saw. Because I'm about the worm and then Beat Saber okay so. Okay you have worms? What's Jordan's referring to?

[00:40:15] He made his name the unseen worm today in our chat thing that we use to record our podcast because I told Jordan the other day thought our new cat Sweet Roll I was like okay she's got like a piece of little like tissue litter on her booty okay.

[00:40:30] I'll clean it off I got to just grab it. She was like okay whatever I'll wash my hands after even if it is litter who cares she's my cat. No it was not a slitter it was not a piece of tissue it was a piece of worm.

[00:40:44] It was moving around like your accent on there. It was moving around and wet and squishy and so I went to the bathroom and immediately washed it in the sink and I don't know if that was the right choice or not

[00:40:56] but I googled it up and now our sink has worms. Now apparently it'll just like die if it's not inside something you know. Well yeah. And I'm not gonna lie I definitely yelled I was freaking out I was trying so hard not to have a panic attack

[00:41:12] and I went and looked and there was like all these little egg looking things stuck in her tail and on her butt and I started freaking out and that's when I started texting you and I was like oh my god I cannot deal with worms.

[00:41:21] I have OCD how am I supposed to deal with cat worms okay like this is like the worst possible scenario for me. Great. So I start calling emergency vets and stuff and they basically told me it's not life

[00:41:32] or death like it is urgent but it's not like life or death like it's probably not gonna cause her much harm or anything like that besides not getting all the nutrients she needs which she's better off than she was before with

[00:41:46] us so like I'm not too worried about that I'll take her to the vet tomorrow once they open. And now I just keep finding little egg things and I'm like I'm gonna kill myself not for real I shouldn't say that on the podcast.

[00:41:59] I'm going to write myself a strongly worded letter. Yeah, that make you feel better. Make you feel good about that comment. Haha just kidding. God but no it's really freaking me out. But I looked it up in the chances of like getting a worm like that from

[00:42:18] your cat are apparently very low and it's very low for cats to transfer them to each other so I'm not too worried about shit monk's long as we get the treatment anyway. But yeah it's not doing wonders for my anxiety. So you've got worms you say?

[00:42:32] I don't have worms. Well I mean you own the cat by the transitive property. Whoa whoa whoa my cat's healthy. You said she's your cat. Yeah unless she's whiny or unhealthy then she's yours. It was like took her collar off the other day and I just haven't put

[00:42:48] it back on here because I can't make sweet rolls the right size so I feel kind of bad like making chipmunk wear it if she doesn't have to wear it. You know. What? I know. Are you insane what the hell kind of logic is that?

[00:43:01] I need you to fix sweet rolls collar though so I can put it on here because I can't. Uh huh. What does that have to do with chipmunk's collar? It just felt bad that she has to wear it and now when it doesn't right now. Excuse me?

[00:43:15] She's not being stabbed by it. Like restricting her. Like oh no you can go outside in case you fall and get like lost. We have a way to find you. How dare you? You know what?

[00:43:26] You don't have to do that because the other cats also not safe right now. Like what are you talking about? I mean they're microchipped. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what the microchip it doesn't like broadcast a GPS signal.

[00:43:42] Like it's if like they get taken to a shelter they'll look at the chip and then call us or someone could just look at the collar and then call like they don't need to take him to a shelter. Like that's not you do.

[00:43:55] So like oh she's microchipped I'll just follow her on the GPS app like no it's not how that works. That would be so much better. Why can't you do that? Because then there'd be like thousands of GPS pings every day for different

[00:44:07] animals around the fucking world like what no. I mean like maybe it could only be activated like if you lose your pet you know. How would you turn it on? How would you power it? What are you talking about? I don't know how does Apple Bluetooth tags work?

[00:44:21] You still need to like power them. I don't hold on my cat can't go outside. I got a plug her in first to charge it. Yes, like what? Charge her up with the pigeons okay. But yes I have been playing a lot of Beat Saber.

[00:44:40] Oh my God I'm weak though. What'd you say? I have been playing a lot of Beat Saber. Yeah what was the second part? I am very weak. Yeah I know. Like oh my God this is such a workout you know.

[00:45:02] It's that job of yours makes your legs tired then you come home and you're like ah another good leg workout dead you're like yeah what about the upper body? They're like no my legs hurt. It hurts my arms too because like you know it's like you're

[00:45:14] doing aerobics basically. Yeah that's what I'm saying. I'm saying before you like if you don't do Beat Saber or actually work out your upper body you come home from work and you're like I'm so tired it has worked out so much today.

[00:45:25] I'm like yeah you worked out your legs today. Like legs looking great upper body never gets worked out. Yeah you know I'll fix that. No fix it. I'll play Beat Saber more. Yeah sure. Yeah. I wish there were like weights that came in video game designs. Do what?

[00:45:50] I wish there was like weights that came in video game designs you know like the little handweights like if they were like video game designs. Little handweights that were video. What does that mean? Let's try to use like. I'm saying like the little handweights you can get.

[00:46:02] Uh huh little handweights. I wish they had video game design. Not that little handweights is not a thing but what the heck's a little handweights. Dumbbells is that what they're called? The little ones? You want little dumbbells where you have to?

[00:46:15] Yes where you like you use you do arm curls and stuff at home like you use them. You can use dumbbells. What are they called? There are there are dumbbells but I wouldn't describe them as little handweights. Okay what are the little hand ones then?

[00:46:30] What do you mean little hand ones? Like you talking about like the little two and a half pound like little pink weights that you see? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah those are dumbbells but they're not going to help you

[00:46:47] like build any muscle unless you get like I don't know heavy ones. Yeah but like I need like a five or ten pound one. Yes ten pounds is a good weight to start with. That's what I'm saying though.

[00:47:01] Yeah but I don't know that they can I'm not going to give you like ten pound pink weights. What are you going to do with them? Get stronger. Yeah. I just give them to you and then you're stronger. They'll work out with them. Yeah.

[00:47:20] Curls and shit you know. Yeah what are you doing curls and shit? You know little pink weights obviously. I got so much sleep this weekend. That's good normally that's what people do on their days off. Really needed it. People at work be testing my fucking patients.

[00:47:47] My work's doing that too. Like I spent over probably three hours this morning and yesterday and Friday trying to work on this product for my boss and then this morning I was like hey I don't know if I'm going to get it done because

[00:48:03] I just don't have the required information and he's like oh just reach out to this person. I'm like yeah who doesn't love getting a phone call on Sunday afternoon. I text them I didn't call them and was like hey

[00:48:16] I need this information can you help me and they're like oh yeah that you don't need that information. Here's what you actually need and I was like cool. So basically that one text message that I got was just like hey you know all that work that you've

[00:48:31] been doing and research you've been doing for the past like two and a half days. Yeah you didn't need to do any of that because turns out we asked you to do something that you didn't actually have to do. My awesome love it so much thank you.

[00:48:46] Just so lovely isn't it? 10 out of 10 with rice. Did you say with rice? Yeah haven't you ever heard that? No I heard 10 out of 10 with rice. I was like look at that. It's like an internet meme it's like the original one was like 7 out of 10 with rice.

[00:49:11] So now they're just like anything with rice blank out of 10 but it's because originally it was 10 years ago that this started okay so originally somebody asked on Ask Reddit what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice and for some

[00:49:30] of the suggestions he tried out and so it would be something like Nutella 10 out of 10 with rice. You know but so now I just automatically do that for everything I'll be like 7 out of 10 with rice you know like it's my automatic response now.

[00:49:46] I saw some of those videos for the first time the other day not the rice ones but like the rating ones where it was like you could be it was like get rated on this app and I was like

[00:49:55] why would I want to be rated by people and then they're like the video was just like an interview with some girl and was like oh yeah he's a 10 but he's only 5 2 and she's like oh yeah automatic like 3 and I was like okay I don't understand

[00:50:09] the rating steam on this but okay sure. I had a friend who told me the reason that he can't get a wife is because he's not like 6 foot and I'm like I just I hate this thing that we've done in society that like if you're not the

[00:50:23] tallest man like you're not worthy of attraction like them bitches are like 5 2 they're going to really complain that their men aren't 5 5 or taller like I don't yeah I never understood that I'm like oh he's not tall enough like what does the height equal exactly like is there

[00:50:41] an advantage to it like after 5 feet you're like I mean it's just another form of like misogyny like you have to be the certain type of man and you have to look a certain way and you have to like be

[00:50:54] a certain way for women and that's just not true like you're not I mean you're pretty hot like I'm not 6 foot. That'll work too. You know you're not 6 foot but you're pretty close so I can't complain but like if I would never be like I'm only a 6 foot.

[00:51:10] I'd never be like Jordan you're only 5'7 you know I can't be with you 5'4. 5'4. Let's not say 5'7. He has taller than 5'7 okay. I like the other day you came home from I forget where you went but you were like yeah I got measured

[00:51:30] I'm taller than than I thought I was and I was like okay. I was so excited and you're like yeah. You're like yeah I'm no you said I'm 5'5 and I was like you're 5'5 and you're like yeah normally I was

[00:51:42] 5'3 or 5'4 and I'm like okay and like were you barefoot when you got measured just now and you're like no I was wearing these shoes and then you grabbed the shoes that have like a 2 inch heel on them and I was like yeah I wonder why

[00:51:55] you were 5'5 suddenly today. Very strange. It's real mystery around here like I was like who measured you and you're like oh like some random person okay. Now the psychiatrist he had like a wall thing. Yeah while you were wearing platform shoes.

[00:52:15] Yeah which is funny because he did he made me take my phone out of my pocket to weigh me. Yeah but not the shoes. I was like I didn't have my purse or anything literally just my phone very interesting.

[00:52:26] That's like this one pound device is going to be the maker. Yeah gotta make sure the dosage is accurate without the phone with the phone it'd just be weird. I don't know man I'm like. That was an interesting appointment. That's fine.

[00:52:41] We got short Kings so it's okay that's the moral story. So all my short Kings out there we appreciate you. I saw I've been seen don't worry you can find your Travis Kelsey. I've been seeing a lot of like videos of people playing

[00:52:58] these like sorting games on YouTube. I guess they YouTube think it like calms me down or something I don't know but it's like watch the sorting game and I just watch people sort things you know I'm like oh yeah the square does go

[00:53:09] in the square hole you're right like like there's different like ways to sort things it's like a half sorting half puzzle game right and there's one where like this one forget her name every time every time she comes across a puzzle where it's

[00:53:25] like sorting from tallest to shortest. She's like she'll start doing it she'd be like nope I'm not doing that and she'll sort it from shortest to tallest and be like alright there you go short Kings and they will like accept the answer.

[00:53:43] Yeah I don't know Heights has never been like a thing I've thought about my first boyfriend I think was like about half an inch taller than me. Just never been important. Yeah and what a shorty. He is pretty short he was Asian though. What is that?

[00:54:02] I didn't mean for that that's not terrible but like nope. Okay I'll just stop there. There's no way to make it better I'll take the L. Keep going that's fine. I like I don't want to say something and then it just be like a stereotype and I'm learning

[00:54:17] in real time that I'm just like biased you know. You're like yeah and he always had a calculator. I didn't know why he didn't need it for math like what. Yeah you go babe. Apparently that is a thing like it says Asians

[00:54:34] as a whole are still noticeably shorter than non-Ajans like even compared to like Europe but I guess they're getting taller over time so it may have been it may be like cultural development. Yeah speaking of I need you to name things for me.

[00:54:54] Now name all the different types of orange chicken go. How am I supposed to know that? You're an adult I believe in you go. I don't eat orange chicken I know general so's orange chicken. Okay asking.

[00:55:12] So I have a I eat at the cafeteria right with for work most of the time and the other day they post like the dinner menu usually early on in the day so I'm like oh cool I can go to dinner

[00:55:26] or I can just go make dinner depending on if it's good or not. Well they have really good orange chicken they make some good orange I don't know why it's like they're one thing that they're really good making is why.

[00:55:39] I got food poisoning off of orange chicken in middle school and ever since then every time I've had orange chicken it just tastes like throw up. Okay anyway so they make really good orange chicken I'm not traumatized by it but whatever and so on the menu though

[00:56:00] I looked at it and they always name it something different even though it's the same chicken every time. Like half the time like last time it said sweet and sour chicken but it was the same picture and I was like that's just orange

[00:56:14] chicken and this time they actually named it orange chicken which I thought was like out of the box for them because like they in the past like several months they've had it like three or four times never has it been called orange

[00:56:27] chicken it's always just some random like names and whatever but this time this time it said orange chicken but not just orange chicken in front of it it said Asian orange chicken and we were looking at like is there like. What makes an orange chicken like are we.

[00:56:46] Is there is there Spanish orange chicken like what do we what are we talking about why is this one Asian like I don't It's like when you're like unnecessarily gendered things or it's like women's soccer ball men's baseball like

[00:56:57] you know I thought it was very strange as an object Asian orange chicken and me or my coworkers were talking about it we're like what what makes this one Asian I was like I don't know like is there other ones that we don't know

[00:57:09] about are they hiding the the chickens from us where are they what are they doing here. Oh you know what I know I bet I know what it is it was because it was obviously a coach in chicken what. Coaching chickens come from the Chinese province of Shanghai

[00:57:35] they're just Google what Asian chickens are maybe it really was an Asian chicken and we are being culturally insensitive but denying him his birthright I'm not being insensitive I want to know what other types of chicken there are. I've seen I've definitely I've seen silky's before

[00:57:54] have you ever seen a silky. No they are chickens and they look like like cotton balls almost like you got to look it up actually like what kind of chicken is it. It's called a silky K I E instead of what KY they got

[00:58:11] their name from the silky chicken let's see oh like the real fluffy looking ones. Oh boy what was the one that you were just looking at before this. It's spelled C O C H I N from China. Coaching chicken look cool looking to learning so much

[00:58:41] about chickens today the Brahma from China it belongs in Skyrim this is a Skyrim chicken right here. You are looking at a large and beautiful Asian breed the Brahma should be on top of your list OK just look up different chicken breed like what I looked

[00:58:58] up Asian type chicken Asian chicken breeds Brahma chicken so large so tall so majestic I know I was like like the one of them all about a rooster with really long legs. Oh my gosh this thing is huge compared to this dude that's holding it.

[00:59:14] I know right who knew there were so many different types of chickens. I mean I knew there were a lot but I just never cared. What kind of chicken are you going to be. Cooked chicken that's right you're too indecisive they would have killed you by now.

[00:59:35] Sorry the cat is having a problem. They're always having problems what do you mean. But she's having the problem in my lap. OK she jumped up on my lap right but she got her leg like stuck in my headphone like cord and so she

[00:59:51] started freaking the fuck out and then I was trying to hold her with one arm and like untangle it but she was freaking the fuck out because she didn't know what was going on and I was just like. Which cat was that.

[01:00:02] Yeah I bet it was your cat that sounds like her. It's always my cat whenever you don't like him. You mean she's the one that tangled herself in Christmas lights and almost tore down the tree. No sweet role will do that yet she hasn't had time.

[01:00:16] He hasn't had time to do what. I was gonna ask where you put her paperwork I don't know when her birthday is. Not for another while babe it's fun. I'm not like a year old but that's it. Yeah yeah let me see if I can pull it up.

[01:00:33] Chipmunk is May 30. Chipmunk is what. May 30th because I'm always like oh it's the 31st the inverse of 13 but it's not it's the 30th and I just always like. Unlike we could just move it to be the 31st. Just move it what do you mean.

[01:00:52] It's not like she's gonna know only well. She will know and I'm gonna know I'm gonna be upset. She doesn't know she's a cat they don't know. No birthdays. Nope I know. Okay so I would like to know when sweet roles birthday is.

[01:01:07] I can't believe our baby's gonna be three. Yeah yeah this episode it's all about cats. It's not but you know. I've also been eating a lot of pickles. Thank you for buying all this. Oh my god. I just had a hankering for pickles this week. Yeah yeah.

[01:01:27] I gotta say those sweet roles nails and claws really freak me out because like chipmunks are so dark you can always see them. Sweet role has like white ones and they just look weird. No. Okay so they didn't send me her background information.

[01:01:46] This is just the contract saying I now own her. Congrats she was unwanted before you're welcome. Yeah that's a look at the paperwork then. Oh well. Well I've just because she was like almost exactly a year old

[01:02:04] I think it was like a year and three months or something like that. Yeah it's not even the winter. Yeah it's not for a while. But hey let's just move it both their birthdays are now August 4th. No. That's what I've decided they won't know don't worry.

[01:02:20] You can't decide on your own. Well you just tried to so that's too bad. You can't make it my birthday. I can now I just have to remember one date and I'll get all three gifts. Why can't we just tell them May 31st is their birthday.

[01:02:31] Nope you can't do it. That would not be accurate. You can do it. August 4th sounds good though. No. Yeah it does. You don't like August 4th? It's my birthday I don't want to share my birthday with my cat. Wow selfish that's cool.

[01:02:48] Alright fine how about like December 25th. Why would we make it around Christmas? Well winter months happiness obviously. But then you won't let me get them Christmas and birthday gifts you only let me get one. You mean because you already buy them stuff like every other week anyway?

[01:03:06] You know what? I was hit with the truth. Shut up. Chickens and cats oh my what an episode. Is that what you want to name this episode? No you named the episode you're better than I am. How come you never want to contribute to it?

[01:03:30] What do you mean I just don't feel like I'm as funny as you are. So you can't pick a name because you don't feel like it's as funny that's just a cop out. You could name it mindless chickens and cats. They could name it that.

[01:03:43] This doesn't sound very funny. It doesn't sound very funny. Blindless worms. What? This is Amy. No. I hate the election year. I'm getting so many spam messages. Just constantly. Did you just get a text from Amy? Did you? Nope. I was like how do you know?

[01:04:08] You just said it. How did you know this? Are you a psychic? Got any other stories you want to share? No, I think that's about it. But as a side note, did you want to do the intro this week or? Oh my God.

[01:04:25] Are you going to have to splice it back? Hey this has been mindless proud of it. I appreciate you joining in. Ripley forgot her one job of the week was to bring stories and the intro. Maybe next time. It's like two jobs. That's all one job.

[01:04:40] It's all one. But if you liked what you saw and heard and all that fun stuff in between, make sure to check us out on mindless proud.com or wherever you get your podcast from. We will be there.

[01:04:52] Ripley does not stream anymore so I guess I got to take that out of the disruption of the episode. No, I'm going to start streaming again. But other than that, I'm going to look out for Ripley's new book coming out in May.

[01:05:01] And other than that, I hope you had fun. I know we did and we will see you next time. Goodbye.