Episodes
Mindless Opinionated Home Lists
This week, we're running on fumes and cardboard boxes because nothing says "quality-podcast-prep" like moving-and-packing exhaustion. Jordon had us make a list of meats and rank them by how much we love them (a scientifically rigorous process, obviously). Jordon had to bring up his revulsion for boiled peanuts-- the taste, the texture, but especial...
Mindless Demon Makeup Workouts
Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of Mindless Prattle! This week, we're bringing you only the hardest topics such as the Tarte Glambulance, the concept of working out under the influence, and why people close their ears instead of listening to the very nice hotel worker explaining why they don't have a room for you. We know-- our journa...
Mindless Wicker Space Flags
From the main moon man Neil himself and his bag all the over the Caribbean there's treasure to be had in online auctions and interwicker travel. Get out your comfiest woven piece of furniture and enjoy another weekly installment of Mindless Prattle with the MP fam. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out...
Mindless Little Willie Lady
Heal yourself with the womb studies in Australia and the scary space the moon has. She's a delicate celestial body after all. Take care to notice the little Willies in your life lest a random encounter prolong the evidence of your slip of the tongue. We've got the best flotation devices there are in the oceans without stopping to go to therapy, Min...
Mindless Snake Farm Horrors
Hello Mindless Fam! This episode goes off the rails almost immediately. Ripley can't sit straight (Jordon has to physically direct her posture), she inhales her coffee within the first few minutes, and from there it's a full blown animal kingdom deep dive. First up: newly discovered walking shark that has Jordon asking the real questions, like whet...
Mindless Wyvern Gym Time
Hello Mindless Peeps and welcome back to another chaotic episode. This week, we've got a myriad of fun topics for you like how to motivate yourself to hit the gym, what's better-- a dragon or a wyvern, how much caffeine it takes to sustain one Ripley, and much much more. If you like all this nonsense, make sure to like and subscribe :) If you want ...
Mindless Cockroach Training
Where do your mice love to play? Did their jobs get outsourced to roaches in the night? Why does explode? These and many more are quite possibly around the corner with your favorite "Prattlers" as they are colloquially called. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you ...
Mindless Broomstick Self Defense
Get off your high stick its time for Mindless Prattle in all its MP forms. Ripley leads us off with childhood fondness followed by a dive into hygiene tips and rounds us out with possible the best joke we've heard all hour. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get...
Mindless Shipping Fanfics
We here at MP may or may not endorse the relationships you all right in your spare time hey we don't judge that much probably so you do you and we hope you're happy with it. Mindless Prattle is a proud supporter of you have rights so don't forget to use them on your fantasies and your real life. If you want to see more head on over to mindlesspratt...

