Mindless Prattle

Mindless Prattle

The Podcast from Austin, TX hosted by Jordon & Ripley where they talk about the random thoughts and events of their life. Join in each week for the crazy conversations and laughs about nothing in particular.

Mindless Cabinet Painting Dread
Mindless PrattleSeptember 21, 2026x
187
00:28:38

Mindless Cabinet Painting Dread

Hello Mindless Friends! This week, we are sneezing cat hair off every surface and dusting our way through this episode. We tackle the hard questions like, Does your google search history expose your OCD, and why was Target the appropriate venue for an incident with boobies? Then, we're off to Scotland with theories about where the beavers went and ...

Mindless Quick Cancel
Mindless PrattleSeptember 14, 2026x
186
00:30:34

Mindless Quick Cancel

This week, we're running on moving box fumes and existential questions. We get into the special kind of exhaustion that is relocating your entire life, dig into Pursuit of Jade, and settle the debate no one asked us to: would an apex predator actually want to sparkle like Edward Cullen? (Spoiler: Predators do not need rhinestones to be terrifying.)...

Mindless Grudges & Groceries
Mindless PrattleAugust 31, 2026x
185
00:29:38

Mindless Grudges & Groceries

This episode could alternatively be called "Exhaustion, part two: the packing continues." And so goes our slow descent into cardboard-box madness. This one's recorded while Ripley is fresh with nerves over an impending job interview which cues the eternal question of what the heck does one wear to a job interview?! Then, our hosts get into Soulfram...

Mindless Opinionated Home Lists
Mindless PrattleAugust 24, 2026x
184
00:26:33

Mindless Opinionated Home Lists

This week, we're running on fumes and cardboard boxes because nothing says "quality-podcast-prep" like moving-and-packing exhaustion. Jordon had us make a list of meats and rank them by how much we love them (a scientifically rigorous process, obviously). Jordon had to bring up his revulsion for boiled peanuts-- the taste, the texture, but especial...

Mindless Demon Makeup Workouts
Mindless PrattleAugust 17, 2026x
183
00:32:29

Mindless Demon Makeup Workouts

Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of Mindless Prattle! This week, we're bringing you only the hardest topics such as the Tarte Glambulance, the concept of working out under the influence, and why people close their ears instead of listening to the very nice hotel worker explaining why they don't have a room for you. We know-- our journa...