Mindless Prattle

Mindless Prattle

The Podcast from Austin, TX hosted by Jordon & Ripley where they talk about the random thoughts and events of their life. Join in each week for the crazy conversations and laughs about nothing in particular.

Mindless Opinionated Home Lists
Mindless PrattleAugust 24, 2026x
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00:26:33

Mindless Opinionated Home Lists

This week, we're running on fumes and cardboard boxes because nothing says "quality-podcast-prep" like moving-and-packing exhaustion. Jordon had us make a list of meats and rank them by how much we love them (a scientifically rigorous process, obviously). Jordon had to bring up his revulsion for boiled peanuts-- the taste, the texture, but especial...

Mindless Demon Makeup Workouts
Mindless PrattleAugust 17, 2026x
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00:32:29

Mindless Demon Makeup Workouts

Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of Mindless Prattle! This week, we're bringing you only the hardest topics such as the Tarte Glambulance, the concept of working out under the influence, and why people close their ears instead of listening to the very nice hotel worker explaining why they don't have a room for you. We know-- our journa...

Mindless Wicker Space Flags
Mindless PrattleAugust 10, 2026x
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00:33:05

Mindless Wicker Space Flags

From the main moon man Neil himself and his bag all the over the Caribbean there's treasure to be had in online auctions and interwicker travel. Get out your comfiest woven piece of furniture and enjoy another weekly installment of Mindless Prattle with the MP fam. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out...

Mindless Little Willie Lady
Mindless PrattleAugust 03, 2026x
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00:32:24

Mindless Little Willie Lady

Heal yourself with the womb studies in Australia and the scary space the moon has. She's a delicate celestial body after all. Take care to notice the little Willies in your life lest a random encounter prolong the evidence of your slip of the tongue. We've got the best flotation devices there are in the oceans without stopping to go to therapy, Min...

Mindless Snake Farm Horrors
Mindless PrattleJuly 27, 2026x
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00:31:30

Mindless Snake Farm Horrors

Hello Mindless Fam! This episode goes off the rails almost immediately. Ripley can't sit straight (Jordon has to physically direct her posture), she inhales her coffee within the first few minutes, and from there it's a full blown animal kingdom deep dive. First up: newly discovered walking shark that has Jordon asking the real questions, like whet...