Mindless Prattle

Mindless Prattle

The Podcast from Austin, TX hosted by Jordon & Ripley where they talk about the random thoughts and events of their life. Join in each week for the crazy conversations and laughs about nothing in particular.

Mindless Cat Height Explosions
Mindless PrattleOctober 05, 2026x
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00:28:21

Mindless Cat Height Explosions

Check out at your own pace and not at the one of the zombie tentacles. Its Mindless Prattle with another blazing episode full of nons and chalants for your audio pleasure centers. The new sound is on its way and the videos are getting there at their own pace but rest with all the assureds that MP will be here with new cat needs, new heights to not ...

Mindless Resident Calls
Mindless PrattleSeptember 28, 2026x
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00:26:52

Mindless Resident Calls

This week kicks off with a full-throated defense of the new Resident Evil movie--because it's awesome, actually-- and a bigger question: why does anyone expect Resident Evil to be serious? It's always been camp. That's the point. Sit down. From there we get into the etiquette of announcing you're dating a cougar (there's a right moment, we promise,...

Mindless Cabinet Painting Dread
Mindless PrattleSeptember 21, 2026x
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00:28:38

Mindless Cabinet Painting Dread

Hello Mindless Friends! This week, we are sneezing cat hair off every surface and dusting our way through this episode. We tackle the hard questions like, Does your google search history expose your OCD, and why was Target the appropriate venue for an incident with boobies? Then, we're off to Scotland with theories about where the beavers went and ...

Mindless Quick Cancel
Mindless PrattleSeptember 14, 2026x
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00:30:34

Mindless Quick Cancel

This week, we're running on moving box fumes and existential questions. We get into the special kind of exhaustion that is relocating your entire life, dig into Pursuit of Jade, and settle the debate no one asked us to: would an apex predator actually want to sparkle like Edward Cullen? (Spoiler: Predators do not need rhinestones to be terrifying.)...

Mindless Grudges & Groceries
Mindless PrattleAugust 31, 2026x
185
00:29:38

Mindless Grudges & Groceries

This episode could alternatively be called "Exhaustion, part two: the packing continues." And so goes our slow descent into cardboard-box madness. This one's recorded while Ripley is fresh with nerves over an impending job interview which cues the eternal question of what the heck does one wear to a job interview?! Then, our hosts get into Soulfram...