Its complicated when the brain shrinks and all the memories go bye bye. Luckily we have the mighty Ripley to explain it all away for us. She promises equal scares for all under her reign and no children allowed during spooky season so don't forget to get out and vote in your local election for spookiest caster! If you do forget no need to worry, it's probably just your brain shrinking from pregnancy...
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[00:00:10] [SPEAKER_06]: What about Sasquatch?
[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought you were trying new things.
[00:00:14] [SPEAKER_06]: How is that a new thing to try?
[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, fine.
[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't believe in him.
[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Do you think the Yeti's out there?
[00:00:19] [SPEAKER_03]: That's completely different and uncalled for, ma'am.
[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_03]: We're talking about Sasquatch.
[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Isn't the Yeti like a snow Sasquatch?
[00:00:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh, you uncultured, you know...
[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Do I know what?
[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I wasn't a question.
[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_00]: The answer is no.
[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Your answer is no.
[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't have water.
[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Go get some.
[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It's too late, the drought's come.
[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Unless you're in that hurricane, in which case you have an abundance of water.
[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_03]: But don't worry, more hurricanes on the way.
[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, I know I saw that.
[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_06]: It said one's going to hit the Texas Gulf Coast.
[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The Texas Gulf Coast.
[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_06]: I was thinking the Gulf Coast but then I just combined it with the word Texas and
[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_06]: it didn't work out very well for me.
[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I think this planet is trying to kill us and then all the movies that are like, oh no, Earth
[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_03]: is our home.
[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Earth is not our home.
[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_03]: This place hates us.
[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what you're trying to do.
[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Earth is actively trying to kill us.
[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_06]: There's a bunch of theories about how people got here because they're trying to bridge
[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_06]: the gap between homo sapiens and monkeys and Neanderthals and stuff like that.
[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I like that one of those was the scientific term and everything else you're like, and monkey
[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_03]: folk and...
[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Is there a scientific name for Neanderthals?
[00:01:41] Yes.
[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_06]: What is it?
[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_03]: All of the species have a proper name.
[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, but what is this?
[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It's usually Latin.
[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know them off the top of my head but I don't use those terms often.
[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I know one of them is homo apithicus, homo erectus.
[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_06]: It's literally homo neanderthal linus.
[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_03]: See?
[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_03]: But there's a proper term.
[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_06]: It just...
[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever seen the episode of evolution in future trauma where it literally like
[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_03]: describes all the links of different species that have been found?
[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_03]: He's trying to prove evolution.
[00:02:24] It's pretty funny.
[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_06]: I haven't ever watched that episode.
[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_03]: But he uses all the scientific terms and then there he's like, ha ha, homo erectus
[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_03]: and then it's the next one.
[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like homo apithicus.
[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_01]: That one's like homo abyss.
[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_06]: But there's people who are like, what if the aliens brought people to Earth as
[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_06]: a science experiment?
[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_06]: And then they just left?
[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Because honestly it's like the Earth has a fever and it's trying to shake off the human.
[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're just trying to kill us.
[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I started with that point but I like how you try to steal it as your own.
[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Well, welcome back to Mindless Prattle.
[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_06]: That's Jordan.
[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm Ripley.
[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_06]: We got shit to talk to you about today.
[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It's currently the day that you're listening to this.
[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And what is it not?
[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It is indeed.
[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not that day.
[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe it's the night that they're listening to it.
[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's still part of a day.
[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Day and night are very different.
[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And yet they're all still considered a day.
[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Like if you said, what did you do yesterday?
[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And I only could describe the things when the sun was out.
[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It'd be very different, wouldn't it?
[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Like what did you do yesterday night?
[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, you know what?
[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_06]: We don't use words like fortnight enough anymore.
[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Why would we need to?
[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Like it's been a fortnight.
[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like it just sounds so nice.
[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: It may sound nice, but it's not taught in common practice.
[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's not able to be used as...
[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Well, the demification of America is not my problem.
[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it kind of is when you try to use those words
[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_03]: and people are like, what does that mean?
[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you got to take time to explain it.
[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, no, literally...
[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Like if you're the type of person who likes to explain
[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_03]: to you like that, go for it.
[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all you...
[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_06]: It's no offense to most people,
[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_06]: but sometimes I'll use a word.
[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Like say something like the word complicated
[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_06]: and people will be like, that's a big word.
[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Complicated.
[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm like, it's a very common word,
[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_06]: just because there's a lot of syllables in there,
[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_06]: doesn't mean it's a big word.
[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that happens to me a lot at work,
[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_03]: because a lot of them will be like,
[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: oh, you know things.
[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, what does that mean?
[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to think of a word.
[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It means like this, I'm trying to say something to somebody.
[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: This happened like a few weeks ago.
[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_03]: He's writing an email.
[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: He's like, yeah, I'm trying to say something
[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: or tell somebody this.
[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, how do I make it sound fancier though
[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_03]: and like that I'm telling him the right thing.
[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like telling him the right thing.
[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_03]: He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to like
[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: get him to understand something.
[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you trying to make like a point?
[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was like, you could use the word articulate.
[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He goes, articulate, how do you spell that?
[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I just went over him and he goes...
[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Artic, you late.
[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Like what does it mean?
[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like pretty much what you need to mean.
[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Just use it.
[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, okay.
[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And then for a whole like two days,
[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: every time I would walk around or say something
[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: or do something, he's like, that's a cool point
[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_03]: you articulated there and I'm like, shut up.
[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad you learned a new word, but shut up.
[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_06]: I've just really liked words ever since I was a kid.
[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Like my teachers would have fake spelling bees
[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_06]: and stuff like that.
[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_06]: And I just, I really enjoyed being right all the time.
[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: But every time I ask you to describe stuff,
[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_03]: you go, yeah, well it's a thing
[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_03]: and there's a line, you know,
[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and the line connects to the thing.
[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm much better at writing.
[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_06]: Much better at writing ideas than speaking them out loud.
[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_00]: And yet I've asked you to stop and think
[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_00]: and then say them, yet...
[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_06]: I try.
[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_06]: It's just my brain goes blank.
[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Especially when somebody's waiting for me
[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_06]: to explain something to them, I'm like, oh no.
[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh no.
[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Five alarm fire.
[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_06]: It's like SpongeBob with all his filing cabinets
[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_06]: up in this bitch, you know?
[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm just like where is it?
[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like hey, how do you make pasta?
[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're like well, you take that thing
[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and then put the pasta in and then you heat it up
[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_03]: and I'm like what thing?
[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You're like well, will it's...
[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like just take your time.
[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're like, and there's water.
[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Cool story bro.
[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_03]: We take water in the thing and pasta water.
[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you know what?
[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_06]: If we have kids, it's only going to get worse.
[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_06]: You know what I learned recently about pregnancy?
[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Kids are dumb.
[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_06]: No.
[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, kids are smart.
[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_06]: No, it's about pregnancy.
[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_06]: What it does to the person who's pregnant.
[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_06]: It literally shrinks your brain by like up to 20%.
[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Because it was like oh, people have always said
[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_06]: oh I have mom brain.
[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_06]: They can't remember things and they struggle a lot.
[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_06]: It's because pregnancy literally shrinks your brain.
[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_06]: So they have trouble remembering certain things
[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_06]: and stuff but they just proved it
[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_06]: by scans recently.
[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_06]: It shrinks your brain.
[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, your brain shrinks during pregnancy
[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_06]: and it doesn't go back to normal afterwards.
[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Why?
[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know why.
[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_06]: I just like finally proved that it was an actual phenomena
[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_06]: and now I guess they have to...
[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that everybody?
[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're guaranteed to be stupider?
[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Why?
[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe I don't know if they don't know why yet
[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_06]: but maybe it's because your brain
[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_06]: or your body is giving up so many nutrients
[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_06]: to your fetus that it doesn't
[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_06]: have enough for itself or something but...
[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_06]: Or maybe it's so you'll have another kid
[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_06]: and it can be like wow, you forgot.
[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_06]: But it was very recent that they were like
[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah the brain scans have finally proved
[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_06]: that this is an actual phenomena that goes on.
[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Where does this study from?
[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I want to see it.
[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I'm not finding anything like that.
[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Mmm...
[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Study from 2014, study from 2016.
[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_03]: 2022, forgetfulness during...
[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_06]: September 20th, 2024.
[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not making me feel confident in the light of the winter.
[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, so...
[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: September 2024 from who?
[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Well there's different articles.
[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm trying to find the actual study
[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_06]: but all these articles are like paid articles
[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_06]: and I'm like fuck you.
[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's why I'm asking where this actual study came from
[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_03]: because I feel like I would have heard about that
[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_03]: if women were just getting stupider
[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_03]: for being pregnant.
[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_06]: So it says scientists took 26 brain scans
[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_06]: of a healthy 38 years of brain scans
[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_06]: of a 30 year old woman who conceived via IVF
[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_06]: and concurrent blood samples to monitor
[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_06]: the dramatic surges in hormone-string pregnancy.
[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_06]: The data revealed how the brain changed
[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_06]: week by week.
[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Most apparent was a steady decrease in gray matter,
[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_06]: the wrinkly outer surface of the brain
[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_06]: throughout pregnancy and a temporary peak
[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_06]: in neural connectivity at the end of second trimester.
[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_06]: The maternal brain undergoes this
[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_06]: choreographed change across gestation
[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_06]: and we're finally able to observe the process
[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_06]: in real time.
[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Professor Emily Jacobs, a researcher on the study
[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_06]: at the University of California in Santa Barbara said,
[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_06]: so they've taken snapshots before
[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_06]: but this is like the first study that did it
[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_06]: continuously.
[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_06]: It says it's probably due to
[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_06]: soaring hormones like estrogen and progesterone
[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_06]: that affect blood plasma, metabolism,
[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_06]: oxygen consumption and immunity
[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_06]: which re-sculpts the brain.
[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_06]: And it said that
[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_06]: once that gray matter decreases,
[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_06]: it never comes back.
[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_06]: So I'm sure they're going to be doing
[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_06]: further studies to explain why
[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_06]: and how it works.
[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_06]: So apparently your connectivity
[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_06]: in your brain improves
[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_06]: but the gray matter shrinks.
[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_06]: So I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.
[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Well then you can't go into this saying
[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_03]: people's brains shrink and they forget things
[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_03]: and they're less smart.
[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_06]: That's the thing, not that they're less smart
[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_06]: but more like you forget things
[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_06]: you have trouble talking
[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_06]: and it increases the tip of the tongue phenomena.
[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like I already have trouble with that.
[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_03]: It's very different than everyone who gets pregnant
[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: is dumber.
[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You did say that.
[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Audience play the tape back.
[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean?
[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_05]: It's just they have trouble with cognition.
[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_05]: What would you call that?
[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Same article
[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_03]: with a quote from the actual research team.
[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: This change could indicate
[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_03]: a fine tuning of brain circuits
[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: like what happens to young adults
[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_03]: as they transition through puberty
[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: and the brains become more specialized.
[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, have you ever seen that?
[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't start off by saying brain shrinks.
[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Have you ever seen that lady with the list?
[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: A lady with a list.
[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a grocery list?
[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of those.
[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_06]: No it's this woman she on TikTok
[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_06]: she started a list of reasons
[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_06]: you shouldn't get pregnant.
[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_06]: She's pregnant now so it's funny
[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_06]: but it was like things about pregnancy
[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_06]: nobody teaches.
[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_06]: Some of them are silly and fun
[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_06]: like children breathe so loud
[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_06]: when they drink water for no reason.
[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_06]: But then some of them are like
[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_06]: you grow an extra organ
[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_06]: the size of a deflated basketball.
[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why do all kids
[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_03]: cough the same?
[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_06]: No, literally why do they do that?
[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_06]: Why do they go
[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_06]: or their tongues sticking straight the fuck out?
[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Is there an actual reason?
[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay I just searched
[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_03]: why do all kids cough
[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_03]: and I was going to say the same
[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_03]: but it auto filled to why do all kids
[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_03]: cough like this
[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: and this is the image that popped up.
[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_06]: Hold on, you need to save that
[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_06]: and send it to me
[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_06]: so I can post it on our Instagram
[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_06]: with the episode notes.
[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's something
[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_06]: I would like to start doing for each episode
[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_06]: is having show notes
[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_06]: where we can put pictures and stuff up
[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_06]: of things we've talked about.
[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, hold on.
[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Common children's coughing explained.
[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Like why do they be like that?
[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_02]: What does it dry cough, wet cough,
[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_02]: group cough, no.
[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Group cough, is that what that said?
[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_05]: No, crook cough.
[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, crook, yeah.
[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, whooping cough.
[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_02]: No, this is a useless article.
[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Diagnosing cramming,
[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_02]: diagnostic cough,
[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_02]: cough in general, what causes
[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I bet I can Google it.
[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I hate the world
[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_03]: where Google has become
[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_03]: asthma and more.
[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Cough, so reflexes
[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_03]: helps clear the throat
[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and chest amukis.
[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's because so many kids
[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_03]: just swallow mucus
[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_03]: so they cough it up.
[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_06]: There's a Reddit question
[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_06]: where somebody asked five years ago
[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_06]: and it said, why do coughs
[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_06]: cough so weird?
[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_06]: One answer said
[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Why do the coughs coughing?
[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_03]: One of them said
[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_06]: there's small mouths can't hold back the air so well.
[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_06]: But then it said
[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_06]: kids aren't generally good at most things
[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_06]: or as other people might say
[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_06]: kids are fucking stupid.
[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Are you on that subreddit?
[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_01]: No.
[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_06]: It's just, there's one called
[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_06]: kids are fucking smart and kids are fucking stupid
[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_06]: and oh my god, they're both really funny.
[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_06]: So what'd you do this week?
[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_03]: What a transition, bro.
[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_06]: Isn't that a good transition?
[00:13:39] No.
[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_03]: You could have been like so when we were at six flags
[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_03]: there were a lot of kids coughing.
[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, there were so many fucking kids
[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_06]: at six flags.
[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you see how that was more natural
[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: than you just going, when what did you do this week, Tyler?
[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Tell the class, go on.
[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's show and tell time.
[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget your little present at the end there.
[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Shut.
[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking.
[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Go on.
[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_06]: But so we went to six flags, had so much fun.
[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, we were outside
[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_06]: during the hottest parts of the day though.
[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_06]: God, we were dying.
[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_06]: We drank a lot of fucking water.
[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_03]: The problem was we only drank water that day
[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_03]: not the days before.
[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I mean, yeah.
[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Excuse me.
[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_06]: But I had a lot of fun.
[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_06]: We rode a lot of roller coasters, which I was telling Jordan that
[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_06]: I was too scared to ride roller coasters as a kid most of the time.
[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_06]: So it was really fun getting to ride some of the bigger, scarier ones
[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_06]: that have like really big drops and stuff.
[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Really enjoyed that.
[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_06]: And it was their Halloween horror
[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Fright Night thing going on.
[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_06]: So they had redecorated the whole park for Halloween
[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_06]: and Dia de los Muertos.
[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_06]: And it was really fun.
[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_06]: We got to see a lot of cool things, but
[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_06]: oh my god, once it got to nighttime
[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_06]: so many fucking people suddenly showed up
[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_06]: like literally crowding the streets of the park.
[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_06]: Like at one point
[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_06]: there was what they call the arrival, which is where all the scare actors
[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_06]: start to come out and you know, interact with people.
[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_06]: And when that happened, it was just like fucking sardines
[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_06]: packed in a can, you know.
[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_06]: And I was like, I don't want to do this anymore.
[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_06]: What are you laughing at right now?
[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_03]: The cat
[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_03]: knocked her ball under the fridge
[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and I think she's too scared to get it.
[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_03]: So she's just staring at it and walking in circles around it.
[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think she can see very well
[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_06]: because I can see it from here.
[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_03]: No, cats have terrible near-precitedness.
[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Like they can't see shit up front.
[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_03]: That's why like when you put a tree in front of them
[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_03]: they'll smell it because they can't see shit
[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_03]: right in front of them.
[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_03]: They have a good longer distance than any close.
[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_06]: She's like, where is it?
[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_06]: But I was getting so fucking annoyed
[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_06]: because we were doing the haunted houses
[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_06]: and they were letting way too many people
[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_06]: into the haunted houses, first of all.
[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Second of all, they forced you to go in
[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_06]: in these big groups of people
[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_06]: and that's what I mean by, you know,
[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_06]: letting too many people through
[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_06]: because we were in a group of like eight people
[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_06]: and in the first one it was really boring honestly.
[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Like we were at the end of the group, at the very back
[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_06]: and it was like all the people in the front
[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_06]: were getting scared
[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_06]: and then the actors would just reset
[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_06]: and walk away
[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_06]: and we were just walking through these hallways.
[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So you could just see like somebody
[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_03]: in a zombie clown girl mask
[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're like, wow your guts are falling out, huh?
[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And as they're walking back to where their spot was
[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_03]: to scare somebody else
[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're like, alright that's cool.
[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think they should have broken
[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_06]: the group sizes in half frankly.
[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Like it might take people longer to get through line
[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_06]: but they'd have an actually good experience.
[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and the whole thing
[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_03]: to walk through it at a normal pace was like
[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_03]: what, a minute and a half maybe?
[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not even that maybe.
[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_03]: If you split the groups up in half
[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_03]: maybe four people at a time
[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_03]: it would still be way better.
[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Like let four people in,
[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_03]: let them get halfway through
[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_03]: and then let four more people in.
[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well even that like
[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think, I don't know if this is because of
[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_06]: COVID and how a lot of kids now
[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_06]: don't really have like social etiquette
[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_06]: and they don't know how to be around people
[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_06]: but half these groups would just stop
[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_06]: in the middle of the thing like
[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_06]: halfway through like one of them
[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_06]: we were in the front
[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_06]: and we were walking through having fun whatever
[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_06]: and we ended up meeting the group in front of us
[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_06]: because they were just going so fucking slow.
[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they were walking really slowly
[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: and they would stop at everything
[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_03]: and just sit there and stare at it
[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're like just keep walking.
[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_06]: The second haunted house
[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_06]: I really liked that one, the trapped one
[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_06]: because one we got to go in the front
[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_06]: but the actors in that one
[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_06]: I think they were giving it their all
[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_06]: they were scaring everybody equally
[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_06]: like they were walking around freaking people out
[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_06]: if they weren't like in their little starter positions
[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_06]: but you know they were giving their all
[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_06]: and you could really tell
[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_06]: that they were having fun
[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_06]: that they cared about scaring you.
[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_06]: So that was great.
[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_06]: The third one
[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_06]: is the one that pissed me off the most
[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_06]: because I really wanted to see the third one
[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_06]: it was the Conjuring Universe
[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_06]: haunted house which I fucking love
[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_06]: the Conjuring Universe like
[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_06]: really successful horror movie series
[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm really gonna make Jordan watch them.
[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_06]: But we're walking through
[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm enjoying myself this time
[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_06]: we're doing so good
[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_06]: and then we get to this one point
[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_06]: where it's like the Nun
[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_06]: which the Nun is one of my favorite movies
[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_06]: in the Conjuring Universe
[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Tyce of Armagos and she's a great actress
[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_06]: I love her
[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_06]: but the Nun starts like
[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_06]: grabbing her fingers out of the portrait
[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_06]: and like rushing you like they do in the movie
[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_06]: and these kids in front of us fucking stopped
[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_06]: and started going backwards
[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_06]: to the point where they were running into me and Jordan
[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_06]: and just like shoving their bodies against us
[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_06]: and then they're scared so they didn't even give a fuck
[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_06]: they just kept doing it instead of going
[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_06]: oh shit sorry you know like
[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_06]: so after that I was just
[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_06]: so annoyed that I was just walking through everything
[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_06]: I think the actress could tell a little bit
[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_06]: because some of them would look at me and then just walk away
[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_06]: but it really like ruined
[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_06]: my experience of that
[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_06]: because it just
[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know like I already have trouble being in public
[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_06]: and around a lot of people but
[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_06]: you know I was
[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_06]: I was doing great the whole day
[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm really enjoying myself and then
[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_06]: the one thing that we really really wanted to do
[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_06]: and like you know we paid extra
[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_06]: for these haunted houses and shit
[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_06]: and then people just aren't practicing
[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_06]: good haunted house etiquette it's like
[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_06]: there is a haunted house etiquette
[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_06]: there is a haunted house etiquette
[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_06]: I've been going to haunted houses since I was like
[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_06]: four years old okay like
[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_03]: that's why you know what it is hold on
[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_06]: like
[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_06]: you know you don't touch the actors
[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_06]: you don't fuck with other people
[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_06]: like you stay in your little group
[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_06]: you know it's one thing if you want to bump into
[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_06]: the people that are walking through with you like
[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_06]: I definitely have ripped my mother's earring out at
[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_06]: a haunted house on accident you know like
[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_06]: but
[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_06]: it just like there is a haunted house etiquette
[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_06]: and
[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_06]: I just feel like a lot of today's youth
[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_06]: doesn't have that etiquette
[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_06]: but it's
[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_06]: it's a lot no don't laugh because a lot of it
[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_06]: is due to covid
[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm laughing because a lot of it is because
[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_03]: haunted houses just aren't as popular as when
[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_03]: we were kids and you can't expect
[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_03]: young kids that have never been there
[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_03]: to know what to do
[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_03]: like it's
[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah it just
[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_06]: but it's not even just the haunted houses
[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_06]: it's everything like when I used to be in charge of
[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_06]: hiring like a lot of the kids
[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_06]: that you know were going to high school
[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_06]: and stuff or
[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_06]: we're in school during the covid years like
[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_06]: they don't know how to fucking talk to people
[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_06]: they don't know how to socialize
[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_06]: like they don't know how to be appropriate
[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_06]: in public it's like
[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_06]: they didn't receive that
[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like their online self that they're presenting everywhere
[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_03]: it's pretty funny
[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah and it's just like some of them are absolute dicks now
[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_03]: that's why I don't be an asshole
[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_06]: kids have already always been
[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_06]: assholes but
[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_03]: nah I'll be an asshole to kids I don't care
[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_06]: but it just
[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know
[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_06]: and then when they opened up the walkthrough area
[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_03]: it was so bad
[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_06]: it was literally just
[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_06]: streams of people walking
[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_06]: through in a line
[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_06]: and it's like
[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_06]: okay you know
[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_03]: it was not scary at all
[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_03]: it was also a light out
[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why they wouldn't be like
[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_03]: hey we're gonna wait till it's dark
[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah or just like limit the amount of people
[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_06]: who are allowed in
[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_06]: I told Jordan I was like
[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_06]: I think they shouldn't let this many kids in
[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_06]: there were literally fucking like 3 year olds
[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_06]: and 18 months old crying
[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_03]: did you see this sign out front that said
[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_03]: if you are under 15 you need a chaperone
[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_03]: that's at least 21
[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_03]: and every
[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_03]: one chaperone can only
[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_03]: chaperone 10 people that are under 15
[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like 10
[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I said this when I looked at it I'm like 10
[00:21:48] [SPEAKER_03]: you ain't gonna control 10 fucking 15
[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_03]: year olds in your 21
[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_03]: how the fuck are you gonna keep dragging them
[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_06]: nah it'd be fine if it was mostly 15
[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_06]: year olds but it's like
[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_06]: like I said I saw 18 months old
[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_06]: screaming like 18 month old children
[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_06]: screaming because of these scare actors
[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_06]: and their parents are just like it's okay
[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_06]: like bitch you're here for you not for your kid
[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_06]: like it's one thing if you're
[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_06]: 12 to 15 year old child is like
[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah I love scary shit let's go but like
[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_06]: you're terrorizing your literal toddler
[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah no it was bad
[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_06]: I just I've always loved scary stuff
[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_06]: even when I was a kid
[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_06]: like I remember getting chased out of a haunted house
[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_06]: by like a fake chainsaw guy once
[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_06]: or like I would go up to the scare actors
[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_06]: and be like oh you gotta scare my mom
[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_06]: like you know I just
[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_06]: I did have a lot of fun though
[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_06]: I really enjoyed spending that time with you
[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_06]: we did a lot of other cool stuff too
[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_06]: like Fredricksburg was fun
[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_03]: why you laugh at Fredricksburg
[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_06]: this is because of how much we drank
[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_06]: like I don't normally go on these types of adventures
[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_06]: like I didn't really have wild college years
[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_06]: you know I didn't
[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_06]: we is that not both
[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_06]: huh that's wild to me
[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_02]: okay
[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_02]: well
[00:23:02] yeah
[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_03]: no so we went to
[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_03]: we were just doing some wine
[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and the first place we went
[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_03]: we did some whiskey tasting
[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_06]: but at first we were just doing wine tasting
[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and then we did some wine tasting
[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_03]: it was good
[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_03]: we went into a bar to see what it was about
[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_03]: and
[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_03]: we're near in you know October fest
[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_03]: and this guy from a local
[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_03]: German brewery
[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_03]: it sounds fun to say
[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_03]: but they make German beers
[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_03]: and he
[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_03]: apparently he's the brewery rep
[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_03]: so he was just giving out free beer to everybody
[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_03]: did you see his bill at the end
[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_03]: no his bill was like $900
[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_03]: because he was buying beer for everybody
[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_06]: honestly that's pretty cheap
[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_03]: and well for a whole bar I guess
[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_03]: so he was buying free beer
[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_03]: for everybody
[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_03]: and
[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_03]: so we were drinking that
[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_03]: and I was like yeah it's free
[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_03]: so I had like three of them
[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you have one
[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_03]: we got there a little bit later
[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_03]: well then
[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_03]: two of the guys that we were sitting next to
[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_03]: found out that it was
[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_03]: my birthday
[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_03]: so the guy on the left was buying me drinks
[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_03]: and the guy on the right was like oh yeah he's buying drinks
[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_03]: so I'll buy a shot
[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_03]: and then we'll go and I'll buy you a cigar
[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_03]: and I was like alright sure why not
[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_03]: so then we went over and bought cigars
[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_03]: and everything goes how you guys want to meet my
[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_03]: go to this other place and meet my
[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_03]: date from
[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I think he said they met on like Bumble or something
[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah something like that
[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_03]: we were like yeah sure why not
[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: so she came over and we were talking with her
[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and she's like oh there's a great karaoke place
[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_03]: and then at this point Ripley had already had some free drinks
[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_03]: so she's like karaoke
[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I love karaoke
[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_06]: I normally don't do karaoke in front of the public
[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_06]: like I'll do private booth karaoke
[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_03]: no I got a video it's fun
[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_06]: but I signed up to do karaoke with this girl
[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_06]: and like
[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_03]: she did karaoke with a stranger
[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_03]: that's how much fun she was having
[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_03]: and then after karaoke we walked back to the hotel room
[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and if you can walk back
[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_03]: to where
[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_03]: you started from
[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_03]: or where you're supposed to go it's not that wild
[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_06]: okay you were very stumbly
[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and yet we got there
[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I've ever seen you like that before
[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_06]: it was very fun
[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_06]: it was so funny
[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_06]: because I can't even remember what you were saying
[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_06]: as we were walking back but you were like
[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_06]: I was like holding you up a little bit
[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_06]: you're stumbling back and forth
[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_06]: but you just kept saying the funniest shit
[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_06]: I really wish I could remember
[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_06]: but I was just laughing the whole way there
[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_06]: it was like oh my god you
[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah I was trying to make jokes all the time
[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_06]: but it was fun
[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_06]: it was a good experience
[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_06]: and we got to hang out with some strangers
[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_06]: and get make some memories
[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_06]: the guy kept telling us he was trying to get laid
[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_06]: and I told Jordan he's not getting laid
[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_06]: she did not have that vibe for him there
[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_06]: I think she had more fun with us
[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_06]: plus he had his fake service dog with him
[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_03]: he did have a fake service dog
[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_03]: which I thought was funny they told us
[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_03]: that part of my way I don't care if it's fake or not
[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_06]: and he was like why don't you have your animals
[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_06]: and I'm like well they're cats
[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_06]: so I would not bring them to a bar
[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah they would not do so well
[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw a video of a guy
[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_03]: with his cats at the airport
[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_03]: and there were his trained service cats
[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and I was like okay
[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_03]: so they were both sitting on his shoulders
[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_03]: while he was going through the TSA
[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: because they had to scan the pet carriers
[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_03]: so he was just sitting there waiting
[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: and then he goes yeah they had to scan them twice
[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_03]: so he's like yeah I've been standing here in the TSA line
[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: for like 15 minutes with the cats
[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_03]: on my shoulders
[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: and they finally came out and he just taps on them
[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_03]: and they jump in like what well trained cats
[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah I mean I think I would
[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_06]: I really want to train these two to
[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_06]: go on walks and use their harnesses
[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_06]: but honestly trying to put chipmunk
[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_06]: in that harness traumatized me
[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_06]: because I got it on her and then she just kept throwing herself
[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_06]: against the wall for like 15 minutes
[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_06]: and I was like I cannot do this
[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_06]: like she just
[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_06]: I couldn't even get to 10 minutes at a time
[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_03]: you just said 15
[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_06]: it was not even that long
[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_03]: okay well if it's 5 to 3
[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_03]: it was 3 to 1
[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_06]: but if you want to help me get it on them
[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_06]: that'd be different
[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: sure that's easy
[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_06]: I tried to brush their teeth earlier they did not like that
[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah because you didn't ask for help
[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_03]: you just went I'll do this and they got scratched
[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and you went how does she get me
[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_06]: well she helped me sometime
[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_06]: where else did we go
[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_00]: we went and saw a movie
[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_06]: oh my god
[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_06]: okay
[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_06]: we went and saw the wild robot
[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_06]: which if you haven't seen the theater trailers
[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_06]: because we don't watch a lot of movie trailers
[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_06]: because we don't watch a lot of regular TV
[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I was surprised at this because
[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: of all the movies that were running
[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like which one do you want to go see
[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_03]: and you picked it out which is strange
[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_03]: because I usually pick out like animated
[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: like feel good movies
[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: and usually like where's the people dying
[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_03]: and that's what I want to see
[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_06]: I do like to see scary movies in theater
[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: and there were definitely like 3 horror movies showing
[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_03]: and she picked the animated family film
[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: and I was like what
[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_06]: it was your birthday and they had a really good trailer
[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah I know but you picked it
[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_03]: that's the surprising part
[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_06]: so I picked it and
[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_06]: you know from the trailer
[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_06]: oh it's just a little film about a robot
[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_06]: learning how to be wild
[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_06]: and not robotic and like it's gonna be so cute
[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_06]: oh my god
[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_06]: that movie emotionally destroyed me
[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_06]: I think I was crying
[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_06]: for like the last 45 minutes of the film
[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_06]: like it is such a great story
[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_06]: about like finding yourself
[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_06]: but also about parenthood
[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_06]: it's also about like
[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_06]: you know fitting in
[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_06]: and all this stuff like you know kids can love it
[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_06]: parents can love it
[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_06]: people without kids can love it
[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_06]: it really just hits a bunch of different
[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_06]: feels and emotions but like
[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_06]: oh my god I
[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_06]: was just so taken aback by how complex
[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_06]: the subjects that they were displaying
[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_06]: were in this movie
[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_06]: the animation style
[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_06]: really cool
[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_06]: everything looks so beautiful
[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_06]: it was funny
[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_06]: so like you'll laugh, you'll cry
[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_06]: you'll leave it feeling like you have a new understanding
[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_06]: of the world
[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_06]: it's just a really beautiful film
[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_03]: the animation style
[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and the music were very well done
[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: and it was the same team that made
[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Puss in Boots
[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_03]: which doesn't sound like a whole lot
[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_03]: but Puss in Boots and this movie are the two
[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_03]: highest rated
[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Dreamworks movies of all time
[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: so I'm like damn
[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_03]: that same team needs to be put to work more
[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_03]: like what the hell
[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_06]: I really enjoyed it
[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_06]: and then the voice actors too
[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_06]: like I told Jordan we got to the end
[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_06]: and it was showing all the voice actors
[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_06]: and I was like what Pedro Pascall
[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_06]: it had a lot of big names
[00:29:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Stephanie Sue
[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_06]: I just really liked it
[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_06]: I think anybody would like it
[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_06]: so if you're looking for a movie
[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_06]: and you want to go to the movies soon
[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_06]: go see The Wild Robot
[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I really liked it
[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Kit Connor, Pedro Pascall
[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Bill Nye, Stephanie Sue
[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Mark Hamels in it
[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_06]: it's not Bill Nye
[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_06]: you guys should know it's not like the science guy
[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_06]: it's like Bill Nye I think is pronounced
[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_06]: he usually plays evil characters
[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_06]: so when I saw his name
[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_06]: for that I was pretty surprised
[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a ton of people
[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_06]: like some really big name actors
[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_06]: and I don't know
[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_06]: I just loved it
[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_03]: in this order of things
[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Roz is like 7th on the list
[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_03]: even though she's in the main character
[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Lupita Nyong'o
[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Lupita Nyong'o? I love her
[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who she
[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_06]: you
[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_03]: what other things has she been in
[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_06]: a lot
[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_06]: she's been in scary movies
[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_06]: in a quiet place
[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Black Panther, 12 years a slave
[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_03]: us, The Wild Robot
[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Wakana Forever
[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_03]: oh I recognize her
[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah she's amazing
[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know the name but I know
[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_06]: but yeah highly recommend going to see it
[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_06]: there are some scary movies I want to see now
[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_06]: not because we saw the trailers for it
[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_06]: but I saw the posters
[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_06]: for them while we were at the theater
[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_06]: and I was like smile too
[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_06]: there's a smile too
[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_06]: if you've never seen Smile
[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_06]: the first one is fucking scary
[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_06]: even just the commercial
[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_06]: I remember terrified people
[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_06]: is that the one with the balloon
[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_06]: no
[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah
[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_06]: it's the one where
[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_06]: if you've seen the movie trailer at the end
[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_06]: it's like this person's neck
[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_06]: drops sideways by the car
[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_06]: and then you just see they're like
[00:31:16] [SPEAKER_06]: broken head and neck smiling
[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_06]: it's a really creepy trailer
[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_06]: but Smile is basically like
[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_06]: it's a supernatural film
[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_06]: the first one is about a psychiatrist
[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_06]: or some shit
[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_06]: if I think about the right
[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_06]: why but it's real creepy
[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_06]: which I feel like a lot of scary movies
[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_06]: just are getting so much wrong lately
[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_06]: but
[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Alien Romulus
[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_06]: was really good
[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Smile too I think is going to be good
[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_06]: there's a few other ones I've seen the commercials for
[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_06]: that I don't know the titles off the top of my head
[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_06]: I think
[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_06]: what does it speak no evil
[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_06]: James Micavoy is going to be really good
[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_06]: but that's just because he's a phenomenal actor
[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_06]: everything that man is in is just a good movie
[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_06]: and he's been doing a lot of horror the past few years
[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_06]: he is so good at being creepy
[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_06]: it is ridiculous
[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_06]: but
[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not big on going out to the movies
[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_06]: but I think it's a good time
[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_03]: what do you mean going out to the movies is a fantastic time
[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_06]: it's super fun
[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and where else are you going to spend
[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_03]: especially if you go to Alamo
[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_03]: where else are you going to spend like 8 bucks
[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_03]: to get like 4 hours of entertainment
[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_06]: that's true
[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_06]: but that's not including your snacks and stuff
[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_03]: you don't need snacks
[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_03]: you need snacks
[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_06]: popcorn
[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: 20 bucks for 4 hours
[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I was talking to somebody about that
[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_03]: and I was telling them
[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_03]: that we usually
[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_03]: play video games
[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: and somebody was saying they couldn't
[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_03]: get the investment
[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_03]: or it was worth the investment
[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_03]: and I'm like what do you mean
[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_03]: well it's like $60 for a game
[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_03]: sometimes I'll pay 60
[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: for a game it has to be a good game
[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_03]: but even still
[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_03]: it's $60 for a game
[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_03]: that's $60 that I pay for a game
[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_03]: and on average I get
[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_03]: 100 to 150 hours
[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_03]: of entertainment
[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_03]: you want to divide that sense
[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_03]: per hour
[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like 50 cents per hour
[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_06]: I've pretty much paid $1 per hour
[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_06]: for the Sims 4
[00:33:22] [SPEAKER_03]: alternatively you like to go
[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_03]: out to eat or to the movies
[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_03]: if you go to a movie and out to eat
[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_03]: say you spent $200
[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_03]: for a movie and out to eat
[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_03]: well that's $200 for half a day
[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_03]: so realistically
[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_03]: money per value of it
[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_06]: and I think a lot of people
[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_06]: once you get the initial investment
[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_06]: over with I do understand that part
[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_06]: you'll have to get a computer
[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_06]: or a console or a switch of some sort
[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_06]: but say you buy a switch
[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_06]: that's $300
[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_06]: the games on switch range from
[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_06]: to the developer
[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_06]: but even still
[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_03]: most people
[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: have
[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: at least a laptop
[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_03]: you can get
[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_03]: gamespass and do the cloud gaming
[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_03]: on your computer
[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_03]: and as Lawrence you have internet
[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_03]: which I'm sure everyone does
[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_06]: even if you have a MacBook
[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_06]: the games that are coming out
[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_06]: on the app stores now
[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_06]: they have full ass games
[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_06]: you can play, you can get Minecraft
[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_06]: you can get Fortnite and stuff
[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_06]: say you have a MacBook
[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_06]: you can buy a ton of really cool games
[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_06]: or half the games I play on my phone
[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_06]: are free and they come
[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_06]: with hours and hours of content
[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_06]: there's something out there for everyone
[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_06]: like for example, Chelsea
[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_06]: she used to be like I'm not into video games
[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_06]: I can't get into it
[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_06]: and then it showed her Stardew Valley
[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_03]: people always say in video games
[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_03]: we're college duties too complicated
[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_03]: don't start out with some competitive shooters
[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_06]: or something where you have to do a bunch of movement with
[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_06]: is usually what gets people
[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_06]: because they're not used to controlling it
[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_03]: you start something out that's complicated to control
[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_03]: instead of like hey, here's
[00:35:03] [SPEAKER_03]: this racing game
[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_03]: you pull this trigger and turn
[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like okay
[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_06]: I showed Chelsea Stardew Valley
[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_06]: and now she likes to play fucking Dead by Daylight
[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_06]: and Minecraft
[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_06]: I just think you've got to find something
[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_06]: that appeals to everybody and it'll be great
[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_03]: there are some great
[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Stardew Valley games that have easy controls
[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_03]: it's not too overwhelming
[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I think Minecraft used to be that way
[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_03]: but I don't think it is anymore
[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I think Minecraft is still a little overwhelming
[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_03]: because it used to be like
[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_03]: hey, there's three types of trees
[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_03]: and you've got like a field, a hill
[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_03]: or a mountain
[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_03]: and that's pretty much it
[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_03]: now there's so many complicated things
[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_03]: you can have different states of copper
[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_03]: and you can do
[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_03]: copper is more common than iron
[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_03]: but you can't really do a lot of early game things
[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_03]: with copper
[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_03]: so you'll find a much copper
[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're like what is this for
[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and you just set it aside for now
[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I honestly
[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_06]: I just do buildy stuff in Minecraft
[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_06]: because I don't understand anything else
[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_06]: I have no clue how to put another portal together
[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_06]: my friends always do that
[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_06]: when we play in realms and shit together
[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like I have no fucking clue how to do that
[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_03]: it's fine, you don't need to
[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_03]: but then same thing
[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_03]: if you play just a regular world
[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_03]: and you don't have any background knowledge
[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_03]: there's no tutorials
[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_03]: unless you're playing the
[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: old Xbox version that had a tutorial
[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_03]: how to build basic things
[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_03]: but there's a story in Minecraft
[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_03]: and you don't even have to ever touch food in it
[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a Minecraft story
[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_03]: yes, there's a story
[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_03]: there's an actual plot
[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_06]: is that the Inderdragon stuff?
[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_06]: yes, you go through
[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_03]: there's progressions to it
[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a story
[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_03]: there's actual Minecraft story
[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah, Minecraft stories
[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_06]: there's Minecraft dungeons
[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a bunch of different stuff with that
[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_03]: that's what I'm saying, Minecraft has gotten more complicated
[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's a little too complicated to start out with
[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_03]: unless you have a guide
[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_03]: but just to be put in a video game by yourself
[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_03]: and just go
[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_03]: like Star 2 Valley is a good one
[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a few that I would recommend
[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_03]: but not a ton because
[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_03]: especially if you're trying to get used to controls
[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_03]: either on keyboard, mouse
[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_03]: or on a controller
[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_06]: I think the Switch is the perfect solution for most people
[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_06]: because you can start out with really basic games like that
[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_06]: or
[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_06]: you can play things like Mario Kart
[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_06]: and stuff
[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_06]: that's just my favorite thing about gaming
[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_06]: there's just something for everybody
[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_06]: whether you're disabled
[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_06]: or whether you like to play competitive things
[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_06]: there is something out there for you
[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_06]: like I think every old person should own a Switch
[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_03]: have you seen the backlash for the Ghost of Yutai?
[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_06]: no
[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_06]: I thought it was doing really well in Japan
[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I bet it is
[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_03]: it's not there, I think it's mostly here
[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_03]: so like Ghost of Yutai
[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_03]: is the sequel to Ghost of Yashima
[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_06]: the first one was really well received
[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_03]: yes, it's very popular
[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_03]: very well received
[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_03]: it's a fantastic game
[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I have it on my list to play
[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_03]: it's on PlayStation
[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I think now it's on PC
[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_03]: but I don't want to play it on PlayStation
[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_03]: but it was very well received
[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_03]: so now they've
[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_03]: announced Ghost of Yutai
[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_03]: and the backlash is because
[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_03]: the main protagonist
[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_03]: is female
[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: that's it
[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_03]: and the character
[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_03]: the main character
[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: hold on
[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Americans are so fucking weak
[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_06]: can I just say
[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_03]: the main actress is Erika
[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you've probably seen her
[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_03]: like who is Erika or she
[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_06]: she's been a lot of other stuff hasn't she
[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_03]: yes, she's been
[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_03]: she was in Valkyrie
[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and Apex Legends
[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_03]: she's been in a bunch of different crews
[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_03]: she was in
[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_03]: she
[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_03]: let's see
[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_03]: she did voice work in The Last of Us
[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and The Last of Us Part 2
[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_03]: she's in a bunch of different stuff
[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_03]: but
[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_03]: she
[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_03]: has been getting so many threats
[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_03]: for playing this character
[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_03]: that she just started blocking people
[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_03]: on Twitter
[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_03]: and everyone on there is like
[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_03]: oh, she's just afraid of
[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_03]: criticism and just that
[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and then she had to make a statement
[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_03]: that was like no I'm just not going to tolerate people
[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_03]: who send me threats because I accepted
[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_03]: a job to play it and a character
[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_03]: in a video game
[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_06]: I can't accept criticism
[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_06]: no, you're criticizing her gender
[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_06]: like it's completely different thing
[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_03]: you're also threatening her
[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_03]: well I think it's also because she's came out
[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_03]: as like I think bisexuals
[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_06]: oh my god
[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_03]: the horror
[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_06]: bisexuals
[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_06]: I know
[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_03]: we can't get a video game
[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_03]: that we know we would enjoy
[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_03]: based off of female character
[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean like
[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_03]: you guys ever played like Zelda?
[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_03]: well also, and people
[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_06]: these toxic gamer bros love to be like
[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_06]: it's not realistic
[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_03]: you know what's funny is
[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I think the people that are afraid of female protagonists
[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: are the most
[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_00]: homosexual
[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_03]: because they just love staring at dude's asses all day
[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: when they're playing video games
[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_03]: you know what I mean
[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_03]: like if you're afraid to stare at a woman
[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_03]: on a video game
[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_03]: like pretty sure
[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like all those politicians who are like
[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_06]: we need to outlaw gay marriage and stuff
[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_06]: and then later it comes out like they're gay
[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_06]: and they've been cheating on their wives with boys
[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_06]: and shit and it's like well yeah
[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_06]: they're projecting hardcore
[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_03]: if your preference is like
[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want a female protagonist
[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_03]: and is like okay well it kind of sounds weird
[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_03]: if you're saying that you don't like gay people
[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_03]: but you want to stare at a guy's ass all day
[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_03]: in a video game
[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_06]: and you know they also just proved
[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_06]: that there were lots of female samurai
[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_06]: like way back when
[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_06]: so like it's not even a
[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_06]: gender issue like that you're just an asshole
[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_04]: like
[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_06]: does it affect you
[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_06]: would it be a fun game
[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_06]: fucking play it like
[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_06]: you know I just
[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm so over the toxicity
[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_06]: and stuff it's like
[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's like 48% of gamers
[00:41:13] [SPEAKER_06]: are female now and the number is only growing
[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care
[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_03]: it doesn't matter
[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_03]: again I'd rather stare at females
[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_03]: like the Horizon series
[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Great series, fun series
[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_03]: would it be different if it was a guy
[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: not really, would I care
[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_03]: not really
[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_03]: it's the same story
[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_06]: like in Once Human we both have
[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_06]: girl characters and they're super cute
[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_03]: you know the difference between the male
[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_03]: and female characters in video games
[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_03]: developers like doing male characters
[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_03]: because they don't have to animate as much hair
[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's it
[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_03]: there's just so much hair you've got to animate
[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_06]: you could just give them short hair
[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_06]: like women are allowed
[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_06]: to not look super
[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_06]: stereotypically feminine
[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_03]: no no no
[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_06]: okay that's how you get girls
[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_06]: to play your games though
[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_06]: have some really good hair
[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_06]: and have some cute outfits and accessories
[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_06]: and we will play the fuck out of your games
[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't give a shit if I'm slicing
[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_06]: and dicing up bitches left and right
[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_06]: if I'm allowed to look cute
[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_06]: I will play your game
[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_06]: like GTA
[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_06]: I loved it because you get to decorate
[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_06]: your character I made myself look like a little prostitute
[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_06]: and then I'd go around shooting bitches
[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_06]: you know
[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_06]: same thing in Once Human
[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_06]: I fucking love Once Human because it's got everything
[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_06]: I love in a video game but I can also
[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_06]: look cute as fuck and their hair physics
[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_06]: are amazing
[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_06]: oh my god it's like each strand
[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_06]: oh I don't think we talked about it last time
[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_06]: but
[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_06]: I finally upgraded my RAM
[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah I knew it see
[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm good at this
[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_06]: it's interest free for 6 months okay
[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_03]: what is interest free for 6 months
[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_06]: because I put it on my
[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Amazon credit card
[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_06]: because I told you I was gonna do it
[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_06]: because it said I could do payments of 18 dollars
[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_06]: over 6 months and free
[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_00]: 18 dollars
[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_06]: but I'm gonna pay it before that
[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_06]: that's the next credit card I'm paying off
[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_06]: so I'm not worried about it
[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_06]: but my computer runs so much better now
[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_06]: like
[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_06]: I told Jordan I did not know my computer could be this fast
[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_06]: like oh my god
[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_03]: let's also side note this
[00:43:19] [SPEAKER_03]: in the process of
[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_03]: installing the new RAM
[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_03]: and everything she also learned
[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_03]: that all of her games have been
[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_03]: installed on her hard drive instead of her SSD
[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_03]: not all of them
[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_06]: just some of them
[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_03]: no it's pretty much all of them
[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_03]: which is pretty
[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_03]: and you know why it's because when you download games
[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_03]: off of Steam it lets you choose where to go
[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_03]: because you haven't said to ask me every time
[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_03]: instead of this is the default directory
[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_06]: I thought I'd set my default to my SSD
[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_06]: but I guess not
[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_03]: every time it pops up and it says
[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_03]: where would you like to install this
[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're like mmm I don't know
[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_03]: random letter time
[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_06]: and then it's also like
[00:43:58] it's
[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_06]: the names of them are flip flop now
[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_06]: like before I reset my computer
[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_03]: they're not flip flop
[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_06]: okay well
[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_03]: the directory names do not change
[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_06]: well I just got it wrong
[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_06]: correct
[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_03]: anyway so now all her games
[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_03]: are installed on the SSD
[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and suddenly they're running much faster
[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_03]: it's crazy
[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_06]: okay but the RAM has made a fucking difference
[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_06]: because I was using like 100% of it
[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_06]: before playing video games
[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_01]: oh yeah that's always I
[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah Jordan got new RAM too
[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_06]: because his computer needed to be even better
[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_03]: didn't need to be better in yours
[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I was just maxing out how much RAM I was using
[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah no it's very good
[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_06]: you can play video games very well
[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm excited to stream this week
[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_03]: well that's gonna do it for me the cat
[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess Ripley was here too
[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah it's time to go marathon anime
[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_06]: you said we would watch one piece today
[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_03]: or be productive
[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_06]: no
[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_06]: one piece
[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_03]: one piece of the productive pie
[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_06]: no productive
[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_03]: yes you have productive things to do
[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_06]: no we don't
[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_06]: we said we could be lazy today
[00:45:07] what
[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_06]: we're not reproductive in anything
[00:45:09] [SPEAKER_01]: who's reproduc- whoa
[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_01]: what are you talking about
[00:45:12] [SPEAKER_01]: we ain't reproducing
[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_01]: no one mentioned that ma'am
[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_06]: we are gonna have a lazy anime day
[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_06]: you promised me
[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I think my brother
[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_03]: he's gonna reproduce him
[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_06]: why
[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_03]: do you think he's gonna be the first
[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know it's like a 33% chance
[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_06]: I guess
[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_06]: okay well this has been an episode of
[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_06]: mindless prattle
[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_03]: and if you don't like it remember
[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Ripley is doing all the editing from now on
[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_06]: no you're doing it tomorrow
[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_03]: she's shifting the blame
[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_03]: wait do you work tomorrow
[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_06]: oh I guess I'll do it
[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_03]: no I got her
[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_06]: okay goodbye