Mindless Ice Adventures

[00:00:10] What do you think about the piano?

[00:00:12] What about the piano?

[00:00:14] Would it be too noisy to learn?

[00:00:17] No, I want to learn how to play piano.

[00:00:19] Why?

[00:00:19] Because then I can write my own music.

[00:00:22] You can't do that now?

[00:00:23] Well no, because I don't know an instrument.

[00:00:26] I don't know an instrument.

[00:00:28] I don't think knowing an instrument is a requirement for writing music.

[00:00:32] You can just write out what you want the instrument to sound like.

[00:00:36] But I don't know.

[00:00:37] You don't know what an instrument sounds like?

[00:00:40] I don't know what a piano is, but I figure if I push the keys then I'll know.

[00:00:46] I can write poetry but then trying to put music to things is very different.

[00:00:53] My brain doesn't compute music.

[00:00:57] Even like...

[00:00:58] What?

[00:00:58] Okay so I used to inquire right?

[00:01:01] We had to take final exams where it was like identify which note is an eighth note and which

[00:01:07] is a whole note and stuff like that.

[00:01:08] You had to read sheet music before you go with?

[00:01:11] Tell me how I got 100%.

[00:01:15] Because it's not hard to memorize where things are on the sheet.

[00:01:19] I have no fucking clue what it is.

[00:01:21] I have no fucking clue what they are.

[00:01:22] I remember whole notes because they're the round one but like...

[00:01:27] Because they're the round one?

[00:01:29] Listen.

[00:01:30] It's whole because there's a hole in it.

[00:01:33] I'm so smart.

[00:01:34] Listen.

[00:01:37] Hello and welcome back to Mindless Prattle.

[00:01:41] I don't know.

[00:01:42] I started going with violin and it's fun but I suck at it.

[00:01:46] When are you playing it?

[00:01:47] Why haven't I gotten to hear you play?

[00:01:49] Because I suck.

[00:01:50] Well why do you suck?

[00:01:51] No, it's gonna distract you from...

[00:01:54] Like it distracts the cats.

[00:01:55] Like they come in...

[00:01:56] That's how bad it is?

[00:01:57] They come in and they're like that's not right.

[00:01:58] Maybe that's why they don't want you to mess with them.

[00:02:01] That man is hurting my ear.

[00:02:03] He is screechy.

[00:02:04] That's a...

[00:02:06] I'm just playing open strings and trying to play each string without leading into the

[00:02:11] next one so differentiating between the two but it's not for me.

[00:02:16] And more of a you get what you get kind of play.

[00:02:19] I always think I start with a ukulele for something like that.

[00:02:23] For strings you can build upon it.

[00:02:25] Yeah well I used to play guitar and the strings aren't the issue for me.

[00:02:29] It's the editing in the bow part.

[00:02:31] I can pluck it, it's fine but the string, the bow part...

[00:02:36] Not for me either.

[00:02:38] But then piano was my other choice so it's funny you mentioned piano this morning when

[00:02:42] we were playing a game but piano is harder like where are you gonna keep a piano to practice?

[00:02:50] Well you don't need a whole piano if you can get a keyboard.

[00:02:53] Okay where are you gonna keep a keyboard at?

[00:02:56] There's so many ones.

[00:02:58] I ain't playing no bitch ass keyboard, playing full size or nothing.

[00:03:02] Or you can get like a big electric one.

[00:03:05] Okay.

[00:03:06] And then...

[00:03:07] My question is still the same where is it going?

[00:03:11] Oh right in front of all the bookshelves.

[00:03:13] I'm sure we could store it somehow.

[00:03:16] You're well on your way to not carrying.

[00:03:19] I'm sure that they would have...

[00:03:21] How much are keyboards?

[00:03:23] You know what I'm going to the only reliable source for things.

[00:03:29] Listen, reliable source has not arrived your birthday gifts.

[00:03:34] Oh these aren't that big okay.

[00:03:35] No not for gaming.

[00:03:37] What were you talking about?

[00:03:38] Musical keyboard.

[00:03:39] Oh okay not regular keyboard.

[00:03:42] Musical keyboard.

[00:03:44] Oh perfect this one's tiny kids piano key bits.

[00:03:48] Educationalith.

[00:03:49] Overall picks 61 key electric.

[00:03:52] What is a full size?

[00:03:53] How many keys are on a full size?

[00:03:55] How many keys on a piano?

[00:03:57] There we go 88 keys.

[00:03:58] Alright that's what we're looking for.

[00:03:59] Not this bitch ass 61 keys.

[00:04:02] I need 88.

[00:04:04] I almost forgot.

[00:04:05] Musical 88 keyboard, musical key full size.

[00:04:09] There we go.

[00:04:10] Alright here we go beginner digital key piano.

[00:04:13] 88 full size weight.

[00:04:15] Sure that makes sense in my head.

[00:04:17] I like that one below it.

[00:04:19] The one below it?

[00:04:21] No that one's dumb.

[00:04:23] That one's got a plug in stuff.

[00:04:25] You don't have to insult my choices.

[00:04:27] Why was insulting the piano not your choices?

[00:04:30] It's a beginner camp piano.

[00:04:32] What is this one?

[00:04:33] Expensive.

[00:04:34] Oh yeah this is only for people who know how to play it.

[00:04:38] Look this is the depth 1s and this is the depth 20.

[00:04:42] 20 is better than 1s.

[00:04:44] What does that mean?

[00:04:45] I got no clue.

[00:04:46] Oh wait this one's the depth 45.

[00:04:48] Oh my god.

[00:04:49] It's cheaper too.

[00:04:51] Why is the depth 45 cheaper than the depth 20?

[00:04:54] I don't know.

[00:04:54] I don't know what's going on.

[00:04:56] What's the difference here?

[00:04:57] I don't know.

[00:04:58] Star for Vova.

[00:04:59] How many oh wait here's the depth.

[00:05:02] That's the same one.

[00:05:03] Oh this one's got like a cool little back on it.

[00:05:05] Oh I like that.

[00:05:06] Three pedals.

[00:05:08] That's crazy look at this stuff.

[00:05:11] This one's 400 even better.

[00:05:14] 10 instrument tones with layering.

[00:05:15] I know what those words mean.

[00:05:18] But.

[00:05:21] Yeah I just really struggle with anything requiring physical

[00:05:26] dexterity.

[00:05:29] There's none of that involved in a keyboard.

[00:05:32] Well that's why I haven't really played instruments before.

[00:05:34] That's why I've always done like wire and singing and acting.

[00:05:38] Video games.

[00:05:40] That's that I think that actually helped me a lot and I

[00:05:43] think that's part of the reason like why my visual

[00:05:45] acuity was okay for a while until like my brain was like

[00:05:49] we cannot keep up with your stigmatism.

[00:05:55] Video games I think have helped me a lot and they

[00:05:57] helped me with my reaction time and stuff because

[00:05:59] They definitely helped yeah with reaction time

[00:06:01] and eye coordination.

[00:06:02] Plus I don't know if you've noticed in traffic

[00:06:04] everybody's in my fucking phone.

[00:06:06] Everybody.

[00:06:07] Traffic.

[00:06:08] Yeah I'll be like sitting at a red light I'll look around

[00:06:10] and like the people behind me are on the phone

[00:06:12] people in front of me are on the phone.

[00:06:13] I am confused about how that has to do with pianos

[00:06:16] but go with them.

[00:06:18] Because I was talking about reaction speed.

[00:06:20] Uh huh.

[00:06:20] And so it makes sense don't look at me like that.

[00:06:25] No I'm waiting for the thoughts.

[00:06:26] So you're at a red light you know and it turns

[00:06:29] green.

[00:06:30] Yep.

[00:06:31] I go really quickly.

[00:06:32] Oh yes.

[00:06:32] Cause I'm paying attention and my reaction time is.

[00:06:35] You know it's recommended that you don't floor it

[00:06:37] as soon as it turns green.

[00:06:38] You know like not flooring it but like.

[00:06:40] Yeah you're supposed to take a second and make sure

[00:06:41] the intersection is clear.

[00:06:43] Yeah I look and then I go.

[00:06:44] Oh no no no you just said and then I go really quickly

[00:06:46] cause my reaction speed's so good.

[00:06:48] I'll be looking behind me and people are waiting

[00:06:50] like a minute to go and only one or two cars

[00:06:52] gets to go because they wait so long

[00:06:54] cause they're on their fucking phones.

[00:06:56] Yeah yeah.

[00:06:56] And I'm like pay attention.

[00:07:00] I'm not about to piss off somebody

[00:07:02] and get shot in traffic.

[00:07:05] So like.

[00:07:06] Yeah.

[00:07:08] That's the correlation there.

[00:07:09] Yes.

[00:07:10] I think piano would be fine too cause you could play it

[00:07:13] like silently as long as you had the headphones

[00:07:15] and stuff but like the the violin that have right

[00:07:19] it is quieter than a normal violin cause it's

[00:07:23] an electric violin.

[00:07:24] Does it not come with like a mini amp or anything?

[00:07:26] No it's got headphones right.

[00:07:29] The headphones great.

[00:07:30] Hear it fantastically.

[00:07:31] You take off the headphones you can hear it

[00:07:33] just not as clearly but so like the tone

[00:07:35] changes a little bit based off the headphones

[00:07:37] or not.

[00:07:38] It's so fun but it sounds better in my headphones.

[00:07:41] Well you should let me listen sometime.

[00:07:45] Why are you just talking?

[00:07:46] But today I injured myself right.

[00:07:49] Yes do tell us how.

[00:07:50] With ice and I think it's bruising a little bit.

[00:07:53] No no no let's emphasize that last part.

[00:07:55] With ice.

[00:07:56] No.

[00:07:56] Okay so I was at work and we have an industrial

[00:07:59] ice machine and I you know I flipped it up

[00:08:02] I've got my bucket and I'm scooping ice

[00:08:03] and I'm I scooped once.

[00:08:06] Is it industrial or commercial?

[00:08:08] What's the difference?

[00:08:10] I'm not.

[00:08:16] Let's look and see.

[00:08:19] Oh real estate that's cool.

[00:08:23] Industrial refers to any business dealing with

[00:08:25] manufacturing or commercial deals with any

[00:08:27] business done with motivate or gaining blah blah blah.

[00:08:35] I think yours is more commercial because you're

[00:08:38] using it to sell things.

[00:08:40] Okay our commercial ice maker.

[00:08:43] Well you know you gotta clarify some times.

[00:08:46] Okay so our gigantic ass ice maker.

[00:08:51] Why are you holding your wet ass cup over me?

[00:08:54] I taught you with my ice.

[00:08:55] I don't want it thank you.

[00:08:56] Are you feeling scared now?

[00:08:59] No.

[00:09:00] I don't have rabies.

[00:09:01] Stop it Patrick you're scaring him.

[00:09:03] I don't have rabies water doesn't scare me.

[00:09:05] No ice.

[00:09:06] No there's ice in there.

[00:09:08] Okay it's cold I don't like it.

[00:09:09] Aha she is afraid.

[00:09:13] Okay what the fuck was I talking about?

[00:09:15] The events today have traumatized her from

[00:09:17] her industrial commercial ice machine.

[00:09:18] So I scooped one scoop into the bucket

[00:09:21] I'm going into my second scoop and a

[00:09:23] whole load of ice just fucking

[00:09:25] smashes down on my hand and I was

[00:09:28] like oh ow and it was I think you

[00:09:32] said this too but they were like oh did you

[00:09:36] hurt yourself it sounded fake.

[00:09:37] Yeah you said that this morning like I

[00:09:40] was in the bathroom doing something and

[00:09:42] from the other room I just hear ow.

[00:09:46] I was like okay so I finished what I was

[00:09:48] doing and I walked out and you were like

[00:09:50] and you just looked at me go that hurt

[00:09:52] a lot I burnt my tongue and I was

[00:09:55] like were you being serious it sounded

[00:09:57] so fake good I don't know.

[00:09:59] They said the same thing and then like

[00:10:01] I had a tiny cut on my thumb and this

[00:10:04] tiny cut here and then a small bruise

[00:10:05] and I was like how did I get injured by ice

[00:10:08] let me what the hell not really it's

[00:10:11] burns you know nope today I got hit

[00:10:14] with ice and it literally felt like rocks

[00:10:17] hitting my hand I was like damn.

[00:10:18] Yeah they're falling.

[00:10:20] Yeah because they get like shoved out

[00:10:23] of this like tracing.

[00:10:25] Yeah it's an industrial ice birth

[00:10:27] machine.

[00:10:28] But it's a gigantic sheet of it so it

[00:10:31] all goes like boom.

[00:10:32] I've never heard ice make that sound.

[00:10:35] Well it's more like.

[00:10:37] Yeah okay it goes flat okay.

[00:10:41] I can't describe it it's like a deep

[00:10:43] sound. A deep sound go on.

[00:10:46] Don't leave me like that.

[00:10:47] I'm at why I'm waiting here.

[00:10:49] And it falls in this sheet and it's

[00:10:51] like pint it goes pshh.

[00:10:55] It goes pshh pshh there's two sounds.

[00:10:57] I can't make the sound I'm not an ice

[00:11:00] machine.

[00:11:01] Does it sound like ice falling?

[00:11:03] Yes. Oh okay I'm glad we just grabbed that one.

[00:11:05] Like a lot of it. Oh it sounds like ice falling

[00:11:07] a lot. Okay but it got me

[00:11:09] thinking about like pshh.

[00:11:12] Yes.

[00:11:14] How icebergs are formed.

[00:11:16] No. How there's no icebergs left.

[00:11:17] Shut up. The pullover is dying.

[00:11:19] Please don't say things like that to me.

[00:11:22] I'm just asking.

[00:11:23] About things that don't

[00:11:26] seem like they're dangerous but they are.

[00:11:28] Like do you know of anything like that?

[00:11:30] Who said ice wasn't dangerous?

[00:11:32] But like things that like you wouldn't

[00:11:34] think like oh I'm like ice is scary.

[00:11:36] No I think ice is dangerous.

[00:11:37] Okay like why? You can choke on an ice cube.

[00:11:41] That's your first example

[00:11:42] you can choke on ice.

[00:11:44] Where do you normally put ice cubes up your butt?

[00:11:46] No you put them in your mouth. Okay but if you choke on an ice cube it's just going to melt.

[00:11:49] Not quick enough

[00:11:50] you can die without it.

[00:11:52] I think you could survive.

[00:11:53] You'll suffocate

[00:11:55] and if you get water in your lungs

[00:11:57] you get water in your lungs because it's melting

[00:11:59] as you so put. Thank you.

[00:12:01] If you choke on an ice cube and get water in your lungs

[00:12:03] I think that's natural selection at work.

[00:12:06] Natural selection. Sometimes you just swallow

[00:12:07] water wrong is that natural selection?

[00:12:09] I don't die. You could.

[00:12:11] Okay well then that would be my turn.

[00:12:13] Anyway ice.

[00:12:15] People freeze to death.

[00:12:17] There was a whole thing called the ice age.

[00:12:19] Ice age people die

[00:12:21] because in the wintertime it's cold.

[00:12:23] Like you ever tried to invade Russia in the winter?

[00:12:25] No you would die. No I'm stupid.

[00:12:26] Right because of the ice.

[00:12:28] It's dangerous.

[00:12:31] Listen. You got to think back to future trauma

[00:12:33] that you use the code of the ice

[00:12:35] alright?

[00:12:36] Fending crispy way too risky.

[00:12:39] Fending crispy

[00:12:40] way too risky.

[00:12:42] He's ice missing with his dad.

[00:12:44] He gets it cold and nearly kills everyone.

[00:12:46] I guess I need to learn more about ice

[00:12:47] because I guess it's dangerous.

[00:12:49] Exactly. It's dangerous.

[00:12:50] I guess when they keep writing that story

[00:12:52] that's about ice. Did I have you read that one from my class?

[00:12:55] Was it cold? Yeah.

[00:12:57] Oh good otherwise it'd be water.

[00:12:58] There was the one about murder.

[00:13:00] Yeah look you wrote a story about ice and murder

[00:13:03] and then you went out today and went

[00:13:04] I don't know how ice would be dangerous.

[00:13:07] But did I make you read it?

[00:13:08] Yeah all the first part of it.

[00:13:10] Okay well he really liked it

[00:13:11] and he was like you should keep writing it

[00:13:13] and now I'm like okay I don't know.

[00:13:15] I've been editing my other book.

[00:13:18] That's good.

[00:13:19] Can you stop getting your ice water all over me?

[00:13:21] I'm sorry.

[00:13:24] Why don't you take notes anymore?

[00:13:26] I know you're afraid of ice.

[00:13:27] Why don't you be taking notes? What do you mean?

[00:13:29] Because normally you leave little notes

[00:13:31] and then I'm kind of no different

[00:13:33] ways to, you know...

[00:13:35] I kind of know different ways too.

[00:13:37] Like every time I type things

[00:13:40] you stop what you're saying to read it

[00:13:41] and it's just terrible.

[00:13:42] Okay but like it helps me make the decision

[00:13:44] when I'm editing the episode.

[00:13:46] Okay.

[00:13:46] Because I feel like my descriptions are...

[00:13:48] Have you read my descriptions?

[00:13:49] No they're lame.

[00:13:52] And I don't know what to name the episodes.

[00:13:56] Audience he's not helping me.

[00:13:59] Like have you seen my descriptions?

[00:14:01] No for the second time.

[00:14:03] Why haven't you looked?

[00:14:04] Don't read them.

[00:14:06] Oh my god are you not interested in our podcast?

[00:14:08] No the first like 60 I wrote

[00:14:10] so why would I read it again?

[00:14:12] So like the last 10 that you've done

[00:14:13] it's not a habit that I have to read them.

[00:14:16] Like it's...

[00:14:22] I mean...

[00:14:23] I don't know.

[00:14:24] What is it?

[00:14:25] Read your ears for all the costs

[00:14:27] and laughter you can handle.

[00:14:28] This week we tackle the hard stuff

[00:14:30] like tanning in a drive-thru

[00:14:32] how to compliment people

[00:14:33] and Ripley's vengeful nature.

[00:14:36] Don't worry.

[00:14:37] Well you're not even reading it in an exciting way.

[00:14:39] Oh my god!

[00:14:40] I'm trying to read it in a clear way.

[00:14:42] I think you're reading that one.

[00:14:44] I think so too.

[00:14:46] You're reading it in a boring way.

[00:14:49] There's this one.

[00:14:51] This week we have a feast for your ears

[00:14:53] as we discuss wild things such as people

[00:14:55] who are about at driving and the proper way

[00:14:57] to build a PC.

[00:14:58] Jordan has some adventures at the bar

[00:15:00] and Ripley gets major promo.

[00:15:01] We've got all that and more

[00:15:04] on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle.

[00:15:06] And then if you like what you heard, blah blah blah blah.

[00:15:08] Man you are not

[00:15:10] great in the sales department.

[00:15:11] We're not looking for clarity.

[00:15:14] I'm not...

[00:15:15] Some of them aren't even complete sentences.

[00:15:17] Like I used to...

[00:15:19] Before the program that we use

[00:15:21] it's a newer program.

[00:15:22] It didn't have spell check so I'd have to run it through other programs

[00:15:25] to check for spelling.

[00:15:27] Spelling I care about.

[00:15:27] And a lot of times I would check for spelling

[00:15:30] in other programs

[00:15:32] and it would remind me that I don't have

[00:15:34] punctuation or

[00:15:35] complete sentences or

[00:15:37] correct grammar and I would just be like

[00:15:39] wow that's crazy but everything's spelled right and post it.

[00:15:41] Yeah you get it right for your voice.

[00:15:44] And so...

[00:15:45] I think you should ignore it a lot of stuff.

[00:15:48] Okay but so

[00:15:49] the thing about

[00:15:51] things not seeming dangerous but are...

[00:15:53] Stop playing with your hair and put it away.

[00:15:54] Not on like four?

[00:15:57] The robot will get it.

[00:15:58] Yeah the robot, when does that mean you clean out the robot?

[00:16:01] Yesterday.

[00:16:02] You clean out the hair?

[00:16:04] No, you did not.

[00:16:07] Wow that was cool.

[00:16:08] Okay but so it got me thinking

[00:16:12] like

[00:16:13] what are like the weirdest things that

[00:16:15] have ever happened in history?

[00:16:17] Like can you think of

[00:16:18] anything off the top of your head?

[00:16:21] Like what?

[00:16:22] Okay so the first one I found was

[00:16:24] I think I had

[00:16:26] read about this before but

[00:16:27] have you ever like heard

[00:16:31] or...

[00:16:31] Quick sand? Yeah it's dangerous. People be dying all the time

[00:16:34] in that. The Kentucky meat shower?

[00:16:36] It sounds terrible saying it all out.

[00:16:38] You know what's more dangerous than

[00:16:40] quick sand? The grain silos.

[00:16:42] Oh god that sounds

[00:16:44] terrifying actually. It's like quick sand

[00:16:46] except there's no bottom and you just fall in

[00:16:48] and can't breathe and you're...

[00:16:49] You know people die...

[00:16:52] How many people die from quick sand a year?

[00:16:54] Hold on where did you come up with that?

[00:16:56] What do you mean?

[00:16:57] God that's horrifying.

[00:16:59] I guess it is September.

[00:17:00] Die from let's see quick sand.

[00:17:03] There isn't much data on how people die

[00:17:05] from quick sand each year right?

[00:17:07] Now how many people die from...

[00:17:09] Deaths are rare audience.

[00:17:10] Yeah grain silos.

[00:17:12] Grain silos a year.

[00:17:14] The answer is 24 people died in 2022

[00:17:17] out of the 83 reported incidents.

[00:17:19] Well it said this was an increase

[00:17:20] from the previous year.

[00:17:22] Yes I told you grain silos are more dangerous

[00:17:24] than quick sand.

[00:17:27] That's why I just don't go near grain silos.

[00:17:29] Yeah it's not gonna like

[00:17:30] eat you if you walk near it.

[00:17:32] It's the people who go inside

[00:17:34] the grain silos they go...

[00:17:36] I'm aware that the grain silo is not

[00:17:39] actually alive.

[00:17:39] You said you don't go near them.

[00:17:41] I was trying to make a joke. Why didn't you laugh?

[00:17:44] Because I might jokes better.

[00:17:45] Okay but I'm sorry about the Kentucky meat shower.

[00:17:49] Yeah.

[00:17:49] Have you heard of it?

[00:17:50] No I was talking about grain silos.

[00:17:53] Okay so in March 3rd of

[00:17:56] 1876

[00:17:57] a bunch of chunks of red meat

[00:17:59] and bloods fell all over

[00:18:02] this place in Kentucky

[00:18:04] which is why it's called Kentucky meat

[00:18:06] shower.

[00:18:06] But from it was like 11am to 12pm

[00:18:09] just raining chunks of

[00:18:12] blood and stuff.

[00:18:13] And I guess they tested the tissues

[00:18:15] and found it was a mixture of like

[00:18:17] horse and human infant

[00:18:19] meat.

[00:18:21] And people tasted it

[00:18:23] and all this wild

[00:18:25] shit trying to figure out what it was.

[00:18:27] Some people said maybe it was vultures

[00:18:29] vomiting up a meal because I guess

[00:18:31] they do that when they're scared or something.

[00:18:33] Yeah it's their defense mechanism

[00:18:35] they both vomit.

[00:18:36] It doesn't make sense that it would be falling for

[00:18:40] you know like it was like a lot.

[00:18:42] Yeah yeah yeah.

[00:18:44] So it's still a mystery

[00:18:45] but I was like could you imagine

[00:18:47] like this one lady described

[00:18:49] what she saw because she was outside

[00:18:51] doing her laundry or some shit

[00:18:53] and she was like

[00:18:55] I just looked up and there was blood

[00:18:58] raining down like would you not be

[00:19:00] like okay I guess the bible

[00:19:01] was right like I would be freaking the

[00:19:04] fuck out I'd be like we're hit.

[00:19:06] What year was this?

[00:19:08] 1876.

[00:19:09] Why did you look this up?

[00:19:11] I was going down a rabbit hole.

[00:19:14] Sometimes I just

[00:19:15] I read one thing and I'm like oh what about this

[00:19:17] and then I'm like what about this

[00:19:18] and I keep just like finding cool things.

[00:19:23] Okay.

[00:19:26] I just thought you might be interested

[00:19:27] in that my Bob.

[00:19:29] What else is seemingly dangerous

[00:19:31] but not?

[00:19:32] Okay well so it's not

[00:19:34] like the same thing

[00:19:36] like I didn't have that many.

[00:19:38] I just thought

[00:19:39] You just had the vague question.

[00:19:42] It was my question my starter and then

[00:19:44] I kind of progressed.

[00:19:45] That was a big question and one bullet point.

[00:19:47] I got a whole hour's worth here.

[00:19:48] Have you ever heard of I'm not sure how it's pronounced

[00:19:50] if it's Vela or Vela.

[00:19:52] I think it's Vela.

[00:19:53] The Vela incident?

[00:19:55] Is all your things involving blood?

[00:19:58] No it's not blood it's about nuclear testing.

[00:20:01] Right no one died from that.

[00:20:03] Yeah but it's not the point of this.

[00:20:07] Okay so

[00:20:08] there was like an unidentified

[00:20:10] double flash of light

[00:20:12] like crazy bright

[00:20:14] seen by the American Vela Hotel

[00:20:16] satellite in 1979

[00:20:18] near the Prince Edward Islands

[00:20:20] between Africa and Antarctica.

[00:20:23] But like there wasn't

[00:20:25] anything planned or approved

[00:20:26] nobody knew what it was

[00:20:28] and

[00:20:30] most of the documents about it

[00:20:32] have been classified by the US government.

[00:20:35] Okay

[00:20:36] but most people think it was an undeclared

[00:20:39] nuclear test between South Africa

[00:20:40] and Israel

[00:20:41] and I was like that's interesting

[00:20:43] like why would those two

[00:20:44] They're talking about the location or like they're the ones who did it?

[00:20:48] Yeah like why would those two be working together

[00:20:50] but also like

[00:20:51] why would halfway between Antarctica

[00:20:54] and South Africa

[00:20:57] be a good place to test bombs?

[00:21:00] You say Israel and South Africa?

[00:21:02] Yeah right?

[00:21:04] Okay.

[00:21:05] Interesting. I mean they're just not near each other at all.

[00:21:08] But then I couldn't figure out anything

[00:21:10] because again most of the documents

[00:21:12] are classified so nobody knows like

[00:21:14] what it actually was but.

[00:21:15] Juer, juer.

[00:21:18] Did you see that NASA sent

[00:21:20] a cat video into space?

[00:21:22] No I love that though kind of cat.

[00:21:26] No that's not the point.

[00:21:27] Not the point even remotely.

[00:21:29] What is the point?

[00:21:32] Sorry.

[00:21:33] So you ever watched the Martian with Matt Damon?

[00:21:36] Yeah.

[00:21:37] We're like interstellar and they're like okay yeah it'll take

[00:21:39] X amount of time to get a signal

[00:21:42] to wherever they're at in back right?

[00:21:43] Like to Mars I think it's like a 30 minute trip

[00:21:45] to send a signal in 30 minutes back

[00:21:48] so it's like

[00:21:50] it's like

[00:21:51] like light minutes one hour right?

[00:21:53] Well NASA is exploring

[00:21:55] new ways to

[00:21:56] communicate in like the space at a faster rate

[00:21:59] because the radio waves that we send

[00:22:01] are just too slow usually right?

[00:22:03] So what they did was they converted

[00:22:05] a cat video into

[00:22:08] basically

[00:22:09] the same particles that we use

[00:22:11] in like fiber optic cables that go

[00:22:13] across the ocean floors to get the internet

[00:22:15] and stuff all over the world.

[00:22:17] Basically the same thing except they transmitted

[00:22:19] the light particles to

[00:22:21] a satellite which then decoded it

[00:22:23] and then sent it back.

[00:22:25] The round trip was I think it said over 10 times

[00:22:27] faster than the radio waves

[00:22:29] so that they're

[00:22:31] equates to like 10 times faster

[00:22:33] of being able to communicate into deep space.

[00:22:36] But I don't understand like

[00:22:37] how much faster would that be?

[00:22:39] Say it took you 30 minutes to send

[00:22:41] a message to Mars

[00:22:43] and then it took 30 minutes to get back

[00:22:44] so it took 60 minutes. Well instead

[00:22:46] now it'll take 3 minutes to get there

[00:22:48] and 3 minutes to get back.

[00:22:50] So you can communicate in like 6 minutes instead of

[00:22:52] 60.

[00:22:53] It's a big difference.

[00:22:56] But they used a cat video

[00:22:58] to test this.

[00:22:59] As they should. Cats for science.

[00:23:02] And it was just a cat that was chasing a laser.

[00:23:04] I think that was the video.

[00:23:06] I love that. Did you imagine

[00:23:07] a bunch of aliens receiving some random signals

[00:23:10] and they decoded it and it's just a cat?

[00:23:14] This is their culture.

[00:23:17] Yes. I do worship the cat gods.

[00:23:19] Well I was looking at this thing

[00:23:21] the other day that was like

[00:23:22] the amount of like

[00:23:24] coincidence that would have to happen

[00:23:26] for another intelligent species

[00:23:27] to be in the universe and be able

[00:23:30] to receive radio waves

[00:23:31] that we are specifically sending out

[00:23:33] like it's crazy.

[00:23:35] Because like radio waves we've only been able

[00:23:37] to utilize them and detect

[00:23:39] them for a few hundred years

[00:23:41] out of the millennia that humans had been around.

[00:23:44] So they're like

[00:23:45] if there even was like another intelligent life form

[00:23:48] and there are

[00:23:49] three centuries behind us

[00:23:51] they wouldn't be able to find it out.

[00:23:53] That's also assuming like we always assume

[00:23:55] that they'd be behind us. What if a lot of intelligent life forms

[00:23:58] are above us?

[00:23:59] That's what we're saying too. Or either way

[00:24:01] if they're ahead of us or behind us

[00:24:03] and they're not looking for those radio waves

[00:24:05] or those particular waves anymore

[00:24:07] then we're going to miss that chance.

[00:24:09] Like have you ever seen the theory

[00:24:11] about like humans just being a really

[00:24:13] basic civilization so the rest of the aliens

[00:24:15] don't want to mess with us because we're developing still?

[00:24:18] Uh, yeah.

[00:24:19] I mean we're

[00:24:21] terrible.

[00:24:24] I think

[00:24:25] the projection is that the planet

[00:24:27] can hold 10

[00:24:29] billion people before the resources

[00:24:31] completely start to die off

[00:24:33] and the population will plateau by itself.

[00:24:35] I thought it's already plateauing though.

[00:24:37] It's slowing down because

[00:24:39] we just hit what, 8 billion?

[00:24:40] But 10 billion is like the maximum

[00:24:42] it'll be at and it'll plateau and then it'll

[00:24:44] slow down. I thought the issue wasn't how many resources

[00:24:46] we have with the distribution of them.

[00:24:49] Distribution and living space, yeah.

[00:24:51] But it'll

[00:24:52] the math supports it comes to a point

[00:24:55] where no matter, even if you distributed

[00:24:57] all the resources to the people

[00:24:58] it wouldn't be enough to sustain more than

[00:25:01] around 10 billion. So what are you going to do

[00:25:03] when Earth becomes a survival beam?

[00:25:05] I don't know. That's what I always think too

[00:25:07] is people always think that they're

[00:25:09] they have the greatest odds right?

[00:25:10] Like in survival, like apople... apoplelepiply?

[00:25:13] Apocalyptic?

[00:25:14] Yeah, you fucked it up too.

[00:25:17] Apocalyptic.

[00:25:18] Yeah, the apocalyptic societies and like movies

[00:25:20] and TV shows, whatever it is.

[00:25:22] There's a slim population

[00:25:24] wherever they go of a few thousand

[00:25:26] maybe, right?

[00:25:28] Like if you do the math on it

[00:25:31] say that there's

[00:25:32] 10,000 people that survive, right?

[00:25:35] But that's out of the 8 billion people

[00:25:38] my phone

[00:25:39] can't even handle it. I gotta turn to sideways

[00:25:41] right?

[00:25:42] Out of the 8 billion people

[00:25:44] that's

[00:25:47] math wise, it's a

[00:25:50] .0001%

[00:25:50] chance that you survive.

[00:25:52] You have so much better odds

[00:25:54] of winning the lottery

[00:25:56] every day for the near

[00:25:58] future than you do surviving the apoglyphs

[00:26:01] and people are always like, oh yeah I'm just gonna survive here

[00:26:03] and I'm gonna survive there and we're gonna have a bunker

[00:26:05] and this and that and you're like, you won't.

[00:26:07] You won't survive that.

[00:26:09] You could have a million people

[00:26:11] survive and still wouldn't get that.

[00:26:13] If my cats can't survive, I don't want to survive you.

[00:26:15] Like also

[00:26:16] like would I even want to be alive in a situation like

[00:26:19] that unless like you're gonna protect me because

[00:26:21] like I ain't gonna be a female in the apocalypse

[00:26:23] like no?

[00:26:25] That's what I'm saying like

[00:26:26] even if a million people survive it's a .01% chance

[00:26:30] that you're surviving.

[00:26:31] At a certain point it's just like

[00:26:33] pull up in the apartment and

[00:26:34] hope everybody else kills each other

[00:26:37] off and I just don't get bothered.

[00:26:38] It depends on what kind of apocalypse it is

[00:26:40] if it's just like

[00:26:43] bombs are falling there's a decent chance

[00:26:44] you survive but then right after that a lot of people

[00:26:47] are gonna die off from the radiation

[00:26:48] if it's a disease that goes around

[00:26:50] we already saw how that happens, lots of people are dying

[00:26:52] a few will survive that

[00:26:57] ultra rich in bunkers

[00:26:58] random lucky people

[00:27:00] it's pretty much it

[00:27:01] but everyone's like oh yeah I'll do this, I've seen so many survival movies

[00:27:05] and I know how to survive in the woods

[00:27:06] you can survive in the woods

[00:27:08] if the apocalypse was a disease

[00:27:10] and you were very far off the grid where no one ever finds you

[00:27:13] but as soon as the first person

[00:27:14] shows up that has survived

[00:27:16] that disease

[00:27:18] you're dead.

[00:27:19] I'm not gonna survive in the woods

[00:27:21] No that's what I'm saying you would have to have the knowledge

[00:27:24] and be there already

[00:27:26] and purifying water

[00:27:27] and sitting in a hole in the ground

[00:27:32] sleeping in the woods

[00:27:33] sleeping in the woods with the creatures

[00:27:34] you're sitting in your compost for your farm

[00:27:36] like no I don't want to do that

[00:27:38] where are you gonna be at

[00:27:39] all the power is gonna shut off

[00:27:41] what are you gonna do

[00:27:42] okay we can build an out house

[00:27:43] you can build one in the woods

[00:27:46] the point is I'm not surviving without you either

[00:27:50] no one, a lot of people will survive

[00:27:52] that's my point

[00:27:52] we gotta get backpacks for our cats

[00:27:54] and we gotta build a house in the woods

[00:27:56] there's so much better odds of winning the lottery

[00:27:58] than you do

[00:28:01] I got a lot of books

[00:28:03] you know I can hit people with them

[00:28:06] yeah

[00:28:08] if you sucked into a game

[00:28:10] like Sword Art Online

[00:28:11] what role do you think you'd be

[00:28:13] some people kept trying to defeat everything

[00:28:18] beat the game

[00:28:19] but then some people became blacksmiths

[00:28:21] what would you do

[00:28:24] I don't know it depends on the type of game

[00:28:27] if it was like Sword Art

[00:28:29] depends on how good I was at the game

[00:28:31] I guess

[00:28:31] if you're good at the combat portion

[00:28:33] then stick with combat

[00:28:35] if you played the game and you're like oh hell yeah

[00:28:38] I love blacksmithing and then you get trapped there

[00:28:40] I'm not gonna be like you know what to the front lines

[00:28:42] I'd be like no I'm gonna stay here

[00:28:43] and give you swords so you can front lines

[00:28:46] I'm not the one you want

[00:28:49] like I said it depends on what I would

[00:28:51] was beforehand

[00:28:52] he was the main character

[00:28:55] he was already killing things

[00:28:57] and knew a bunch about this board

[00:28:58] and was really good at the game

[00:29:00] and good at killing things

[00:29:01] and then they got trapped there and he's like oh shit I need to level up real fast

[00:29:04] that's what he went and did

[00:29:07] I think even

[00:29:09] knowing about gaming

[00:29:10] and being a gamer

[00:29:12] I would sell Parish

[00:29:13] I think I'd be like

[00:29:15] a bookkeeper

[00:29:17] or like a magical potion seller

[00:29:19] yeah

[00:29:20] maybe I would have a little restaurant

[00:29:22] or something with the adventurers

[00:29:24] cause it's something cozy

[00:29:26] I'd be like here adventurers

[00:29:28] how can I ale you

[00:29:29] if I wasn't that great at the combat

[00:29:33] of it I think I would do the

[00:29:34] probably blacksmithing for sure

[00:29:37] like here you go here's a good sword

[00:29:38] thanks for the materials

[00:29:41] I'd be like I can build

[00:29:43] our house

[00:29:44] I'll go gather some resources

[00:29:46] and do some fishing

[00:29:48] try not to get eaten by the lake monsters

[00:29:53] you guys can go fight

[00:29:54] you guys go fight I don't need it

[00:29:57] I don't like real life horror

[00:29:59] you know I like mysteries

[00:30:00] like 1872

[00:30:04] I was going further down the

[00:30:05] rabbit hole here

[00:30:07] so December 4th 1872

[00:30:10] there was a British American ship

[00:30:11] called the Mary Celeste

[00:30:12] that left New York and it was going to

[00:30:15] Italy and there was a captain

[00:30:17] seven crew members and then

[00:30:19] the captain's wife and their toddler

[00:30:21] two year old daughter

[00:30:23] so the ship was

[00:30:25] found just like floating in the middle of the ocean

[00:30:28] but

[00:30:29] the issue was that

[00:30:31] everybody was gone and so was one lifeboat

[00:30:33] but the cargo was

[00:30:35] completely intact the ship was perfectly

[00:30:37] like sea fine

[00:30:39] they said everything was normal

[00:30:40] nothing was taken

[00:30:42] just everybody on board was gone and the lifeboat

[00:30:44] was gone so like

[00:30:46] they don't know what happened

[00:30:48] if it was pirates or if it was

[00:30:51] drugs

[00:30:52] something like that

[00:30:53] maybe the captain experienced something

[00:30:57] and told them all to go on a lifeboat

[00:30:58] but then they just disappeared

[00:31:01] lifeboats not found, bodies aren't found

[00:31:03] nobody has any clue

[00:31:04] what happened to these people

[00:31:06] where were they going? to Italy?

[00:31:08] yeah from New York

[00:31:09] well that's a terrible journey

[00:31:12] to make that

[00:31:14] wooden ship yes

[00:31:16] but like the ship

[00:31:17] itself was completely fine I'm like

[00:31:19] I don't know

[00:31:21] it was a long time ago maybe

[00:31:23] they got scared by something on the seas

[00:31:25] and we're like we gotta go

[00:31:27] you know who knows

[00:31:29] the ship, the water does

[00:31:31] weird things to people

[00:31:33] yes the water

[00:31:35] I don't know if I can handle

[00:31:37] being on a boat that long

[00:31:38] you know we haven't mapped out most of the ocean

[00:31:41] yeah

[00:31:43] we just don't

[00:31:44] we've explored more of space than the ocean

[00:31:46] like what the fuck? what does that mean?

[00:31:49] it's hard to see

[00:31:50] and then they

[00:31:51] it's hard to see

[00:31:53] and then like they just found that

[00:31:55] mega ocean underneath the ocean

[00:31:58] yeah they just discovered

[00:31:59] scientists discovered like 1200 new species

[00:32:02] that have never before been seen

[00:32:03] underneath the ocean floor

[00:32:05] if I were those species I would

[00:32:07] stay hidden

[00:32:09] like do not come near the humans

[00:32:11] oh yeah be like the colossal squid

[00:32:13] just don't be around

[00:32:15] scary

[00:32:18] yes did you also

[00:32:19] see that scientists

[00:32:22] found a new way

[00:32:23] that the earth is creating oxygen

[00:32:25] is it good?

[00:32:27] yes oxygen is good

[00:32:29] turns out we use it

[00:32:31] how is it happening?

[00:32:32] right before this the only way

[00:32:35] that we knew how oxygen was created

[00:32:37] was through light

[00:32:39] photosynthesis, plant make oxygen

[00:32:40] and then they take out the carbon dioxide

[00:32:42] we went to science class

[00:32:44] new science time they found

[00:32:46] that there are

[00:32:49] deep in the ocean

[00:32:50] where there's no light that reaches it

[00:32:52] they found oxygen

[00:32:54] and they went where the heck is this coming from?

[00:32:57] and turns out it's a combination

[00:32:59] of chemicals

[00:33:00] and being processed through events

[00:33:02] in the ocean floor that is creating

[00:33:04] what they're calling dark oxygen

[00:33:06] oh it's a different

[00:33:08] type of oxygen because it's not

[00:33:10] why does it always have to call everything

[00:33:12] the opposite of something that we know

[00:33:13] because light is a major

[00:33:16] role in everything that we do

[00:33:18] and know about

[00:33:20] so like the observable

[00:33:22] everything is due to light

[00:33:24] so when they find something that's created

[00:33:26] in the absence of light

[00:33:27] I mean the word is dark

[00:33:30] it's called dark oxygen

[00:33:31] it's pretty interesting

[00:33:34] but they're theorizing

[00:33:36] that because they now know that oxygen

[00:33:38] can be made without light

[00:33:39] that some faraway planets that they know

[00:33:42] have frozen oceans

[00:33:44] could have life that we just can't see

[00:33:46] because it's beneath the surface

[00:33:47] where oxygen could thrive

[00:33:49] right it's exciting

[00:33:52] okay

[00:33:52] what are they gonna do with it?

[00:33:54] do with what? that knowledge

[00:33:56] science

[00:33:58] I don't know I'm not a scientist

[00:34:00] it's just cool

[00:34:02] it's just cool science

[00:34:04] I just like mystery

[00:34:06] yeah like science

[00:34:07] science is cool if we can do stuff with it

[00:34:10] what do you think they're gonna be like

[00:34:12] we've discovered it we're done

[00:34:13] no applications for this

[00:34:15] why was I born too early to go in it's safety?

[00:34:17] because you're afraid of space what do you mean?

[00:34:19] I wouldn't be if like

[00:34:20] I was guaranteed to get there you know

[00:34:22] do you know the percentage of people who've died in space

[00:34:24] it's fucking like minimal

[00:34:26] but none of them have ever traveled billions of light years away

[00:34:29] to go to a new planet

[00:34:30] neither will you that's not in your future

[00:34:33] you're afraid of like going to the space station

[00:34:35] because it'll blow up

[00:34:36] nobody's died on this base station

[00:34:38] no

[00:34:40] no

[00:34:42] the only time people have died in space was when they didn't even get there

[00:34:45] they blew up on the way

[00:34:47] did you see this?

[00:34:49] I can't remember the specific details

[00:34:50] but this guy said that he had proof that

[00:34:52] of like how time travel would work

[00:34:55] and then

[00:34:57] he was murdered

[00:34:58] oh like the water car guy

[00:35:00] and then they were like

[00:35:01] was he murdered so that he wouldn't tell us

[00:35:04] or

[00:35:05] yeah it's like the water car guy

[00:35:07] water car guy?

[00:35:08] yeah so in the 1900s there was

[00:35:10] an engineer, scientist guy

[00:35:13] I don't know his name

[00:35:14] who successfully created a car

[00:35:17] that ran on water

[00:35:19] like fully

[00:35:21] engine that ran on water

[00:35:23] could drive around wherever

[00:35:25] he presented it

[00:35:26] to one of the motor companies

[00:35:29] I guess

[00:35:29] they rejected his idea

[00:35:33] he was later found murdered in his home

[00:35:35] and his car was never recovered

[00:35:37] they have no anywhere went

[00:35:39] and they went hmm

[00:35:40] all of a sudden

[00:35:41] he's just gone and so is his car

[00:35:44] and all of his research notes were burned

[00:35:47] you know like interesting

[00:35:48] if that

[00:35:50] wouldn't that mean like would nobody have

[00:35:53] tried to experiment

[00:35:55] with that same thing since then

[00:35:56] even in the absence of his invention

[00:35:58] people are trying now but just because they're trying

[00:36:01] doesn't mean they'll be successful like he was

[00:36:03] I think if people could figure out

[00:36:05] how to use salt water to make

[00:36:07] engines go

[00:36:07] it would fix a lot of problems

[00:36:09] the problem with that is the salt

[00:36:12] salt corrodes most metals

[00:36:15] what if we could do something that's not

[00:36:17] a metal with the salt water

[00:36:18] that would be fine too I guess

[00:36:20] but then what would you make

[00:36:22] should be plastic because that's kind of just as

[00:36:24] pollutant as metal

[00:36:25] I mean maybe

[00:36:27] maybe we could repurpose the plastic

[00:36:29] and landfills

[00:36:30] like repurpose plastic and landfills

[00:36:34] to make new things like they do

[00:36:36] with roads and shit

[00:36:37] good I'm not a scientist I don't know

[00:36:40] somebody do experiments

[00:36:41] it's not for me

[00:36:43] yeah

[00:36:45] some more mysteries I've got some

[00:36:47] okay so

[00:36:48] have you heard of the Voynich manuscript

[00:36:53] no

[00:36:53] okay so it's a 250 page

[00:36:56] book written in a completely

[00:36:58] unknown and unidentified

[00:37:00] language and writing system

[00:37:03] it was

[00:37:04] named after this guy a Polish

[00:37:06] book dealer who bought it in 1912

[00:37:09] and he said that

[00:37:10] the original owner claimed that it was

[00:37:12] written by an alchemist or an early scientist

[00:37:14] and some people tried to claim

[00:37:16] that the Voynich guy like made it up

[00:37:18] or created it or something

[00:37:19] but the book was carbon dated back

[00:37:22] to the 1400s and is believed

[00:37:24] to be intended as a medical text

[00:37:26] but nobody knows what it is

[00:37:28] and I'm like

[00:37:28] so some guy wrote a bunch of random symbols down

[00:37:31] and said don't worry you just can't understand it yet

[00:37:34] and then handed it off to somebody else

[00:37:36] but it was carbon dated

[00:37:37] is the only thing

[00:37:38] it was proof that they have been made in the 1400s

[00:37:41] someone wrote a bunch of symbols in the 1400s

[00:37:44] because they couldn't write their actual

[00:37:46] written language and then said this is for medicine

[00:37:48] and gave it to somebody else

[00:37:49] it could be

[00:37:51] that's like one of my favorite things

[00:37:52] like when they uncover stuff like

[00:37:54] what's that place with the volcano

[00:37:57] Iceland

[00:37:58] no like the ancient place

[00:38:00] that got destroyed by the volcano

[00:38:02] oh Mount St. Helens

[00:38:04] no that's not ancient

[00:38:06] it's like the 80s

[00:38:10] Peru

[00:38:10] no is it Greece

[00:38:13] it's Greece

[00:38:18] there's a song named after it

[00:38:21] you have to pay to get there

[00:38:23] maybe if you're a cheerleader and you had some pom poms

[00:38:27] what?

[00:38:28] nothing?

[00:38:30] no okay we'll just wait

[00:38:32] we'll wait for you to google it

[00:38:34] I can't find it

[00:38:38] Pompeii

[00:38:38] there you go

[00:38:43] killing me smalls

[00:38:44] I don't want to

[00:38:48] come on now

[00:38:50] but like

[00:38:52] you know they'd be like oh we've uncovered

[00:38:54] this really rare piece of text

[00:38:56] or like this rare photo

[00:38:57] from Pompeii and then it's just

[00:39:00] something that says like dicks

[00:39:01] or it's like a wooden dildo

[00:39:04] and they're like

[00:39:05] ah history

[00:39:07] did you

[00:39:10] so you know how like

[00:39:11] photographers are always like dying

[00:39:14] are they?

[00:39:16] is that a thing?

[00:39:17] they get pictures and die

[00:39:20] okay so

[00:39:21] go on

[00:39:22] speaking of volcanoes

[00:39:23] oh

[00:39:26] what are you upset right now?

[00:39:30] tell your story

[00:39:31] okay so when Mount St. Helens went off

[00:39:33] the predictions were

[00:39:35] a certain radius you would be safe

[00:39:37] and volcanoes are one of the

[00:39:39] for now and odds that don't happen

[00:39:41] super often so photographers

[00:39:44] take a lot of pictures of it

[00:39:46] they'll have to do it right

[00:39:46] so one photographer

[00:39:48] I forget his name

[00:39:49] I'm bad with names I go with events bad with names

[00:39:51] I forget his name but

[00:39:54] he was standing

[00:39:56] at the Mount St. Helens eruption

[00:39:58] and started taking pictures you know as it erupted

[00:40:01] well

[00:40:02] when he realized that he wasn't going to be safe

[00:40:04] from the ash because the ash

[00:40:06] is like 800 degrees

[00:40:08] right

[00:40:09] he continued taking

[00:40:14] yeah

[00:40:14] he continued taking pictures

[00:40:17] one of the last pictures

[00:40:18] the ash is like

[00:40:20] directly above him

[00:40:21] the picture that he's taken

[00:40:23] and then they found it because

[00:40:26] he had ran back to his car

[00:40:28] a few feet away

[00:40:29] taking the film out of the camera

[00:40:31] put it in a little

[00:40:34] steel container

[00:40:35] put it deep in his backpack

[00:40:37] and then laid on top of the backpack in his car

[00:40:39] so later they found

[00:40:41] the pictures inside the backpack

[00:40:43] and all the other photographers

[00:40:45] that passed away none of the pictures

[00:40:47] were usable but his pictures

[00:40:49] were recovered

[00:40:51] so you can see his pictures

[00:40:53] oh my god

[00:40:55] are you trying to make him cry again

[00:40:58] why

[00:40:59] Mount St. Helens eruption

[00:41:02] let's see

[00:41:07] photographer that died

[00:41:09] yep

[00:41:11] here it is

[00:41:11] the final two images from his camera

[00:41:14] were just the ash falling down on top of him

[00:41:17] what was his name

[00:41:19] let's see

[00:41:22] 57 people

[00:41:23] died in the eruption

[00:41:25] where is he at

[00:41:27] here it is

[00:41:29] Robert Emerson Landsberg

[00:41:34] camera

[00:41:35] yeah so he took the pictures

[00:41:36] there was his car just covered in ash

[00:41:39] and dirt

[00:41:40] these are the pictures

[00:41:42] of the eruption and then the ash just getting closer

[00:41:44] until it's falling down on top of him

[00:41:46] when he ran to his car

[00:41:49] I just think it's so admirable

[00:41:51] people die for science

[00:41:53] like I think the bravery

[00:41:55] is that too like you know you're gonna die

[00:41:57] and you're like I've gotta save these pictures

[00:41:59] well yeah

[00:42:00] if your life was photography

[00:42:02] dedicated and you know I'm not getting out of this

[00:42:05] there's no chance of running away

[00:42:09] volcanoes they seem dangerous they are dangerous

[00:42:11] different category

[00:42:12] I know like every few months

[00:42:15] somebody on some old person on facebook

[00:42:17] posted an article about how

[00:42:18] there's gonna be a super volcanic eruption across the united states

[00:42:22] and that if you don't repulse this thing

[00:42:24] then you will die

[00:42:25] have you seen an earthquake bed

[00:42:27] it is

[00:42:28] the one where they drop you

[00:42:29] yeah you like drop into it so it's this bed

[00:42:33] that detects like earthquakes

[00:42:35] and then the middle underneath you

[00:42:37] drops down

[00:42:38] so you fall into like a little taco of your

[00:42:42] your mattress

[00:42:43] and then it closes over the top of you

[00:42:45] and it stays closed for like

[00:42:48] 12 hours or something

[00:42:49] like that so you have food and water in there

[00:42:51] if you stocked it which you probably should

[00:42:54] but also looking at it

[00:42:55] the design is crazy to me

[00:42:57] because if you're sleeping like on the edge of the bed

[00:43:00] you are most certainly getting like hitting the head

[00:43:02] with the fucking mattress

[00:43:04] or the thing coming over top of you

[00:43:06] just gonna go pfff

[00:43:07] I think it would be much better if you hit in the head with the mattress

[00:43:10] than it would be to be hit in the head with the building

[00:43:12] and but like also

[00:43:14] how was

[00:43:15] what is the bed's determination of earthquake

[00:43:18] right like if you just like bring home

[00:43:20] some tender date

[00:43:22] and you guys are just going at it

[00:43:24] and all of a sudden you know you're behind her

[00:43:26] she's having fun you're having a good time

[00:43:28] and then the bed opens up and she drops

[00:43:30] and then it goes pfff and you're like

[00:43:32] well alright I didn't realize we were going that hard

[00:43:34] you know like what is the

[00:43:36] what is the magnitude it thinks

[00:43:39] I feel like

[00:43:40] that would be dangerous

[00:43:42] yeah natural disasters are awful

[00:43:45] I meant like

[00:43:46] getting crushed because you were doing the wrong position

[00:43:48] oh well

[00:43:51] natural disasters that's the

[00:43:52] earthquake of saying get out

[00:43:53] maybe you have to upgrade your size if you want to partner

[00:43:56] to be allowed in

[00:43:57] the bed when you get to

[00:43:58] do you think you could get two like a king size bed

[00:44:01] so there'd be two it drops in the left and the right

[00:44:03] mattress and then there's little windows

[00:44:04] so you can see each other get buried in rubble

[00:44:06] oh my god the modern

[00:44:09] Twilight no you're like no wait

[00:44:11] there's yours is defective

[00:44:12] you're like no wait bye

[00:44:14] well I'm glad

[00:44:17] I paid five grand for this bed

[00:44:19] yeah

[00:44:25] guys so late

[00:44:27] I need to play once human

[00:44:29] nah we gotta eat dinner first

[00:44:30] okay well and then I'll play once human

[00:44:32] cause that new must sexy vampire outfit

[00:44:36] we've been playing so much

[00:44:37] once in a while

[00:44:37] you have as well

[00:44:41] I'm just more efficient at it

[00:44:42] so it seems like I've been playing longer

[00:44:44] like as Harry

[00:44:46] good deflection I guess

[00:44:47] sorry it's just so fuzzy

[00:44:50] I have to pee really bad

[00:44:53] we're gonna get out of here

[00:44:54] sorry audience

[00:44:55] and then I can have dinner not in that order

[00:44:58] probably not related

[00:45:01] definitely not

[00:45:02] related yeah

[00:45:04] category for related things

[00:45:05] and it's

[00:45:08] cat

[00:45:10] sorry I saw this

[00:45:12] and you said category and I was like cat

[00:45:16] well this has been a great episode of mindless

[00:45:18] Prattle Jordan thinks I'm absolutely insane

[00:45:20] thank you for listening

[00:45:22] and

[00:45:24] we'll see you next time

[00:45:26] goodbye