Mindless Gym Moms

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Hello.

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, woman.

[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, person.

[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're being inclusive, all the freaks out there is good.

[00:00:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I thought you were okay.

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, do the intro.

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I just got here, okay? Give me a second.

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:00:30] [SPEAKER_04]: If you didn't know this is Mindless Prattle.

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that was way more than a second.

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Dang it.

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Welcome back.

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_04]: We're here to talk to you about the stuff.

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I did know.

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_02]: It's still Mindless Prattle.

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Episode 82.

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And what?

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was 81.

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_02]: You're 81.

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not.

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, neither is this.

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Maddie.

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_02]: You have a B.

[00:00:56] I want to be 3D.

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Only in the Sims.

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_04]: You can have a B-Farm.

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_00]: A B-Farm look.

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_02]: But 81 was probably last week.

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Get on the game.

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Get on the game plan, man.

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't ever know what's entitled.

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The episode is like when Jordan does the titles,

[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I think they're much better.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Because you're funny.

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm only funny on accident usually.

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_02]: You see with the last one without Mindless Galloping Crocs.

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that's a...

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a mouthful, right?

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I think you did this one too.

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe.

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_04]: People love your pull-bees.

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Mindless pull-bees.

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_02]: It's fun because it sounds like movies, but it's not.

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Your chat messages will appear here.

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So many chats.

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Good.

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[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_02]: It's episode 82.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm really pleased that Jordan.

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And we have, yep, in-store and out-of-store experiences for you.

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead.

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't go soft this week.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, the funniest thing I thought...

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_04]: You're telling me to do it and then you start talking.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that must be annoying for you.

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_02]: So I thought that...

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Why are you looking at me with such a disdain?

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Tell your story.

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a story.

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, man.

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_02]: We're just very close, right?

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Look, you're holding my...

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, go.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_04]: So you thought?

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I thought you were going to tell a funny story with the stuff.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_04]: So how to take one of our cats to the vet this week, right?

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And that...

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Can't student-elle go into their carriers.

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is he laughing about that?

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And they don't like being carried around.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_04]: So I get her into the carrier without her murdering me.

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Took a minute.

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm carrying her down the steps.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And she's like,

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, just giving me the most painful sounds that I've ever heard her make.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, you need to go to the vet.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You have this problem with your eye.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_01]: And you have a problem, man.

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_04]: You have so many problems.

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_04]: We need to go to the vet.

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_04]: So I get there and first of all, it was such a beautiful day, right?

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, I remember my winter down.

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_00]: So beautiful day.

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_04]: So I was letting my car out because it was really hot then before.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So I was like, okay.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_02]: That's sick. It's so beautiful.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And I wanted the fresh air for the cat, you know.

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And then it starts pouring rain after we get to the vet.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And so I have to leave her on a chair.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_04]: And they go outside and roll my windows up.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: You left your windows now.

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_04]: The one time I do that shit, it rains.

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I really like this vet's office though.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_04]: It's really calm inside.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Our last vet, it looked like a kindergarten inside.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Like super colorful and show, you know.

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I just find but.

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is weird because like most animals can't see all those colors.

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's just there to calm down the owners, you know.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was, they were good vets.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I just, you know, the colors came wasn't my choice.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_04]: But she was much calmer at this one.

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Like didn't freak out as much plus.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: They don't have a gap between their like examination thing and the wall.

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Because the last one did.

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And so the cats would just go in the room.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a table in the middle of the room.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's on the side but it's like completely sealed off.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_04]: So there's no like gapping.

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm sorry about some vets have like the exam.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the middle of the room.

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_04]: But they did not.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, of course, they don't want to sit in the middle of the room.

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_04]: They have a little table and then they had a sink and then a really tall cabinet.

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like you're seeing games.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And the, the check on spring and real calm like they take her temperature.

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I have the holder, but you know, they do it.

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_04]: She's fine.

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_04]: She doesn't scratch or anything like that.

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And we're just waiting for the main vet to come in because it was a vet tech.

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_04]: And she was like, your cat is making me okay with cats again because I guess she got attacked by a cat.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And she's only worked there for a few months.

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: And so she's really struggled and I was like, yeah, this one doesn't.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_04]: She doesn't really care.

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Like she doesn't love these things, but she just tolerates everything.

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_04]: But I'm waiting for the vet to come in.

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_04]: She's exploring and she's like hopping around getting in the sink, all that stuff.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And then after a while, she jumped to the top of the cabinet.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Like they really tall us cabinet.

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, I don't even know, I didn't even know she could jump that high.

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_00]: You mean she gets on the ones here all the time.

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: But it was like taller than that should.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And she kind of becomes a cat.

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not gonna lie.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Like normally she only does like sort of stuff because of the other one.

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, your cats are bad influence on my cat.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever.

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: But the, and then of course like two seconds later the vet came back.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, it looked around at the ground.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_04]: They're like, where's your cat?

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, she's up there.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't, you just keep holding it for a little bit.

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Why'd you let her run around? That's crazy.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Because she was being calm and like, I, what did you do?

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You were on your phone with you.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_04]: No.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I knew it.

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I was just trying to keep her calm.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Um, I'll see if it can picture us of her.

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, on your phone.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_02]: See? I'm right.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm good at this.

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I am on top of this.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I knew what has happened.

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And then she was literally just sitting on the counter like Sarah and a chillin.

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, okay, she's good.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I look away for Habis.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't, I look back.

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_04]: She jumped all the way up the cabinet.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_02]: So you were neglecting your cat at the fence.

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I was in the front.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the story.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_02]: We're a good story, bro.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And then the vet's like, where is she?

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, she's up there.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're like, oh my god, we've never had a cat do that before.

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Just want to lie.

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was a lie.

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_02]: They're so cute.

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_02]: You're so amazing and special.

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_02]: She learned to jump.

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_04]: No, they started to move a little.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Ask all the time if cats do that.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're like, no, not really.

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, we haven't seen it.

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they were like, oh, somebody needs to go get a ladder.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, yeah.

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_04]: But she was calm, although in the night,

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_04]: it did take all three of us to get her back in the carrier.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_04]: She was not having it.

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: She was very upset because they did a diet.

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And then she was obsessed to her eye.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_04]: So like, the two of them were holding her and then dying her eye

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_04]: and then shining a light in it.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And she was just restrained a lot.

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And I think she was reaching her.

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_04]: But what do they call it?

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, we got to go to the doctor's.

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_04]: No, when we adopted them, they said, oh, they ran out of kitty minutes.

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a term that's in stings.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_04]: You use like, when your cat runs out of patience,

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_04]: they call it kitty minutes.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's really fun.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes.

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Why?

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_02]: They often have no kitty minutes.

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Minutes.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, you, that's the amount of time you have

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: until the cat's out of patience and won't let you.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it is weird because I feel like most cats won't make it

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_02]: to a minute or it should really be like kitty seconds,

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_02]: not minutes.

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not a bit.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what kind of testing they do for those exams.

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying your cats, like when you pick them up

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_02]: when they don't want me picked up,

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_02]: they stay at seconds, not minutes that don't try and run away.

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a real good.

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_02]: They're on our minutes, though.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The younger ones, scratches.

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_04]: The older one just kind of accepts it

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_04]: and then she'll start to push away.

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It should really cring!

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_02]: It's always talking about, I definitely watch

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_02]: your cat attack the other one this morning.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, sweet role was just sitting there at the door

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_02]: like pon at the door and said,

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, run up and jump on her.

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I can then like they started fighting a roll around

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_02]: and she'll be like, go outside and do this.

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I open the door and they're both ran out.

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_02]: that I closed the door and then they both went,

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_03]: they will stop fighting when they don't like there.

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so I opened the door again

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: and they came back in the bedroom

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_02]: and I closed it again and then they will sat in the stair

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_02]: and I'm like, do you just not like closed doors?

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Like,

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_04]: they don't like anything.

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, yeah, I was,

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_02]: we're gonna take in small things where they shouldn't go.

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, I was at the gym

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_02]: and I'm just going to our little apartment gym

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_02]: just nothing like crazy but it gets,

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess the job done.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_02]: But so I was on the treadmill

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and the treadmill faces away from the door, right?

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_02]: So I was on the treadmill.

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I hear the door open

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_02]: because it's early morning,

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I get to see the reflection of the door

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_02]: in the window in front of me.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_02]: So I see two people walking and I was like,

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_02]: oh, cool, I was like, I saw a woman

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_02]: and then I saw some other figure

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_02]: so I was like, oh, a woman in the bank came in

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_02]: or whatever, so I'm in an anime.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And I said, here I'm going behind me

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_02]: and start setting stuff down.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It looked like one of them had a backpack

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_02]: or a duffel bag or something but again,

[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm facing forward because I don't want to fall

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_02]: and embarrassed myself.

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'd have to kill all the witnesses.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'll be so...

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_02]: So I just kept running, well,

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_02]: like, minute later maybe, I don't know.

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I figured there were just warm-up stretch

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_02]: and there's something,

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_02]: the woman comes over, she gets on the elliptical

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_02]: which is like two away from me.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_02]: So it was me on a treadmill

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_02]: and then an open treadmill

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_02]: and then her on an elliptical.

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, okay,

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_02]: and I was still running,

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I had like another five, 10 minutes left

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_02]: while on my run.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_02]: And she's the only one there

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and I was like, where did that other dude go?

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, nobody was else.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_02]: This was, nobody else came up

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_02]: but I'm like, maybe he's doing weights or something behind me

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_02]: but again, I want to turn around

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_02]: because I'll trip apart.

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And so I finally finished my run

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_02]: like five, six minutes later whatever it is.

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, okay, I'm gonna go over to the leg crew.

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_02]: So I start to turn it off

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: the treadmill, cool down, turn around

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: and on the bench, sitting over there

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_02]: is his kid.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_02]: It was probably in middle school

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_02]: and he's just on a iPad,

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_02]: like tapping on things and playing games

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_02]: and I like over and he's got a bit

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_02]: and I did see him back back.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_02]: He's got like a backpack on,

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_02]: didn't even put it down.

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Was on the iPad, just playing games

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_02]: and I was like, all right, that's kind of strange.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Went over, did the curls,

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_02]: he still just sitting there,

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_02]: the mom got off the elliptical

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: went on to the treadmill, ran for like five minutes

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: but because of the new machine I was on,

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I was facing the whole gym.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So I could see what was happening

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and every like 20 seconds she would look at her watch

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_02]: and then like try and speed up a little bit.

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess to get more work out in, I don't know.

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what she's trying to do,

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_02]: run away from her problems maybe.

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And I get that.

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And for until eventually,

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_02]: she only ran for maybe five, six minutes

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_02]: and then it'll alarm when off under watch.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: So she hit it, turned off the machine, walked over

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_02]: and said some of the kid about,

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_02]: come on, we gotta get to the school and they got up.

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: And went out and gotten the car and drove off.

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, you couldn't have trusted that like middle school

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_02]: kids has said home for the 15 minutes

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_02]: you were at the gym.

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you weren't even here that long but I guess

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_02]: in my hand, why go straight from here

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_02]: to drop them off at school,

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_02]: you don't wanna shower nothing first?

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, just wake up a little earlier,

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_02]: go to the gym, then wake your kid up, you know?

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, it was very weird to me and I was like,

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: just working out bumping up my room.

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_04]: She's got a time to second.

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess but she knows whatever.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I also saw a very funny sign in the gym

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_02]: which I thought it makes sense

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_02]: but it's not the way I would word it.

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a sign in the corner of the gym

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_02]: and it said, let me in case of police or EMS,

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_02]: call 911.

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Like in case they show up, call 911.

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Like there's police here.

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what it's supposed to say.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's supposed to say, I think it's supposed to say

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_02]: like in case of like the need for police or EMT

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_02]: or like in case of emergency, call 911

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_02]: but it's very estranged me that they were

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_02]: to in case of police or EMT, call 911.

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Like in case you need them, I guess.

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_02]: There's what it's supposed to say is,

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_02]: but it makes it sound like in case they show up,

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_02]: call 911.

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Those are the real police.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know.

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Look at it.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Those were, and I've been on like the same day

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_02]: at the gym.

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I looked over to try and avoid eye contact

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_02]: with this middle school kid

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and I saw that sign.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what the fuck?

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Like kid also trying to avoid eye contact.

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Like fuck.

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_04]: He saw me looking.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I guess.

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_04]: So two cool facts I learned about spaces speak, right?

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_02]: About space.

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_02]: The thing you're afraid of.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Things I didn't know about it, right?

[00:13:31] Mm-hmm.

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So, if you know those are forgotten planet

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_04]: called Eris on the far side out from Pluto.

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_04]: So basically like it exists, it has moves and stuff.

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a weird existence.

[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_02]: It made me too.

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_04]: It's called Eris, ERIS and

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_04]: when Pluto was declared a mini planet or a door planet

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_04]: instead of regular one, so was Eris

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_04]: because it's so far out.

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_04]: They barely count today as a part of our solar system,

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_04]: even though it rotates around the sun.

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Just at a very, very slow base compared to everything else.

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, so it was Pluto.

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's called Eris

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_04]: and I just thought that was so cool.

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_04]: It's had at the same time.

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not sad.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Why are you sad for the rock

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_02]: because it's too small in space?

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_04]: What does something for God about you?

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a planet or a dwarf planet.

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if I was,

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_02]: there wouldn't care what a spec of dust living

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_02]: on the other fucking planet nearby has to say.

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, my bacteria is doing great.

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would.

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_04]: But then second thing that they're in,

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_04]: did you know that moons can have their own moons?

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're called moon moons.

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I did know that.

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I love that moon moon me.

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And I read that earlier and I was like,

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_04]: what the moon moons?

[00:14:54] Moon moons.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Moon moon.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It's because of the definition of moon.

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_02]: That's why.

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Because of moon is any light.

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_02]: The moon is the,

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_02]: and as defined as an object,

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_02]: then orbits around another celestial body.

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_02]: So technically even though it's smaller,

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_02]: it moons are technically defined by the size

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_02]: as defined by if it orbits,

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: if it doesn't meet the criteria of being in the planet category,

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_02]: but still orbits a celestial body due to its gravitational pull.

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's a moon.

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_02]: So even though it's orbiting another moon,

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_02]: it's still a moon.

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Because that's the definition.

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I just, like, what do you think the limit is,

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_04]: like, how many moon moon moon moon moon moon moon

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_04]: is like two moon.

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Four or two small and you're just like,

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah, that's a pebble.

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, it's a pebble rotating.

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's last to maintain its own orbit.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_02]: So at a some point of its too small,

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_02]: it would be a meteor and asteroid

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_02]: just get pulled into by the gravity.

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_04]: So I guess it would depend on the size of the planet,

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: like what depends on if it's maintained orbit, right?

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Because it's being pulled in or like shot out

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_02]: because of the orbit's not stable

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_02]: and it's not a moon.

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: That's like always the plot of an alien film

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_04]: or the gravity.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_04]: The gravity.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like they get,

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_04]: they're on a ship or something,

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_04]: somewhere crazy that they can't escape from

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_04]: and they're getting pulled into the gravity.

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, planet.

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the alien isolation.

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It's all in the universe.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Like everything like that.

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is super crazy to me, considering how empty

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_02]: everything is in between planets and things

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_02]: that you would hit.

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, we're about to hit the ring of this planet.

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_02]: You're like, how, you know how much space is out here

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_02]: and you're about to hit this ring

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_02]: in the next 12 hours?

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And like you guys have great fucking timing.

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean,

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_04]: well, okay.

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So I saw a theory.

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_04]: So spoilers for Alien Romulus.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_04]: If you haven't seen it,

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_04]: sorry, I'm talking about it.

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I saw this theory that the ex-boyfriend

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_04]: of the main character, Rain,

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't,

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_04]: because name was like what Tyler?

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I think something super like that.

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_04]: No offense to Tyler's.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_02]: But was either one that was yelling about his sister

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_02]: about the day.

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_02]: They want to own the ship somehow.

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but couldn't escape the mining planet.

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I saw this, this time,

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_04]: you made this theory that

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_04]: that guy was hired by Wayland Utani

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_04]: while they after they broke up.

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So she wouldn't have known what he's been up to,

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_04]: but that Wayland Utani knew that

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_04]: that was there and they needed someone

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_04]: to go collect the black goo or whatever

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_04]: in the data for their experiments.

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And her ex-boyfriend hated and used so much

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_04]: that people think that's why he picked her

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_04]: in him and made it seem like,

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_04]: oh, we need your help getting into this space station.

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I was very confused at the beginning of that

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_02]: when they were like,

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_02]: we should just go up and get it so we can get out of here

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_02]: and you're like, you own a ship?

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_02]: How do you own a ship?

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_02]: And you can't sell that ship for a ticket out of here

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_02]: and it's very confining.

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's also,

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_02]: why a bunch of kids just owned a ship,

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_02]: like a spaceship,

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_02]: all of a sudden I'm like, where did you get that problem?

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's also like how are they getting off the planet?

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah, I know that they needed to get

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_04]: life support or whatever,

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_04]: but if they had the supplies,

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_04]: they could have just flown out dealt with nine years in space.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_04]: You know?

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that was the issues.

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They wanted to crylessly for nine years,

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_02]: but they only had what was it like three or four years

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_02]: worth of cryo and I'm like,

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess, like I could see that,

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_02]: but tell me there's nowhere on the planet to get

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_02]: like the cryo because they went up and got the pods

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_02]: and then they could have been like,

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_02]: oh shit, there's no fuel.

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go back down to the planet and get some.

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I know, it just,

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_04]: it all seems a little too convenient,

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_04]: especially because he's so good at like

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_04]: fending off the face huggers in the beginning

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_04]: and like he navigates everything flawlessly.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_02]: That dude was also an idiot.

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Like he heard his fucking frit like sister on the phone

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_02]: which is like,

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I know I'm surrounded by a face hugger

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_02]: because they react to sound,

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_04]: but let me talk about it literally like,

[00:19:04] oh,

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Dave,

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_04]: the brother and he goes,

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_04]: okay, be silent and you'll be fine.

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Like just keep walking,

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_04]: have a immediately,

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_04]: hello, are you okay?

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_04]: What's going on?

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he talked loud as fuck

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_02]: and I'm like,

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_02]: those face huggers must be deaf as fuck

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_02]: because there's no other sound

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_02]: other than him talking and breathing

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_02]: and they're like,

[00:19:23] where is he going?

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_02]: He's right there.

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very easy to,

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_02]: you're bothered to.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_04]: No, honestly if I was right,

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I would've left him behind.

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I would've,

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_02]: she stopped and turned around.

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like,

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_02]: he's talking,

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_02]: keep walking,

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_02]: he'll distract them,

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_02]: he'll die,

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_02]: not you keep walking.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Andy's the only reason they survived.

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I was on his side from being,

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_02]: even though he like turned corporate,

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm fine with it.

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like,

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I want you to survive,

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_02]: fuck this,

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_02]: everyone was going to leave you,

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_02]: including the sister,

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_02]: like the sister knew

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_02]: that he was going to be abandoned

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_02]: and she was like,

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_02]: fuck it.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_02]: And at the very end,

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_02]: she was like,

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I want you to stay with us.

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like,

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_02]: oh,

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_02]: now that he saved your life several times,

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_02]: you give us shit about him again.

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Huh,

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_02]: that's cool.

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Lee.

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah,

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_04]: you know,

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_04]: there is always a question of like,

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_04]: human versus Android and a lot of these

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_04]: films and games and stuff.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: no,

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: the question should have been,

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_02]: why does this company

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: keep employing humans?

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_02]: If you only used Android,

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_02]: it would be way easier,

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_02]: but like,

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_02]: oh shit,

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_02]: they killed more,

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_02]: the alien killed more Android,

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_02]: but like,

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_02]: okay,

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_02]: send more Android,

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_02]: fuck it.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Well,

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_04]: then if there's no human host,

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_04]: like,

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_04]: they can't make more.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_02]: so I'm saying,

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_02]: like,

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_02]: why would you not,

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_02]: you know how it reproduces?

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_02]: You know that the robots follow instructions

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_02]: to the letter

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and will place the experiments

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_02]: above their own safety,

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_02]: just send the robots.

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_02]: You have enough money to build

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_02]: giant S-based stations,

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_02]: but you don't have enough

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_02]: common sense to go,

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_02]: hey,

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_02]: we should only use robots here.

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_04]: But also why do they keep doing it

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_04]: on a space station?

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Like,

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_04]: why don't they have all these

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_04]: experiments on like,

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_04]: abandoned shitty planets

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_04]: that nobody wants to go to you?

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_02]: They could also do that,

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess,

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_02]: but I mean,

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was because they were

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_02]: doing it on their way back

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_02]: to whatever colony or wherever

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_02]: they were going,

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_02]: But either way,

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_02]: it doesn't matter if they

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_02]: only used robots

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_02]: who apparently have more

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_02]: technical and scientific knowledge

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_02]: anyway.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_02]: None of that,

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_02]: what I have.

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And literally not of it.

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_02]: You know like,

[00:21:10] okay,

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_02]: like one of them got

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_02]: loose and reproduced in the whole group

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_02]: died,

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_02]: you know like,

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah,

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_02]: because you have humans on board

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_02]: and you know it reproduces

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_02]: using humans.

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_02]: You dumb as well.

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Well,

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_04]: and any living beings

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_04]: like,

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_04]: and one of the films,

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_04]: a dog is the first creature

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_04]: that the alien,

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_04]: first satellite is so interested.

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_02]: They were experimenting on the

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_02]: wood like their rats.

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_02]: So stuff.

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like,

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like as long as you

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_02]: kept the rats or like the

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_02]: this mice or whatever,

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_02]: like frozen and tell you

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_02]: until you need them for the

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_02]: experiment,

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_02]: then even the aliens who

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: have been like,

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: oh,

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: shit,

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: these things are dead.

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But God,

[00:21:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I wish we would get a sequel to

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_04]: alien isolation.

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_04]: It's been really cool because

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_04]: since alien robin those came out,

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_04]: they've been a lot of people

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_04]: have been playing alien

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_04]: isolation, especially God,

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_04]: like teenagers.

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_04]: It feels so weird.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_02]: And this start of it every time

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_02]: they're like,

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_02]: this isn't scariest isn't bad.

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And then it comes forward and they're like,

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna die.

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I need to run.

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I need to go away.

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I like to run.

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_04]: You know?

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_04]: But I just,

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's so fun that people are

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_04]: getting into it again because

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_04]: it came out in late 2014.

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And then so that part in

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_04]: in alien robin is where

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_04]: she's going up the elevator shaft

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_04]: and suddenly the gravity turns back on.

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And she falls in the alien

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_04]: catches it with her tail.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Everybody keeps making memes on

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_04]: that one TikTok, like,

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_04]: what are we?

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And then somebody else had a good point

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_04]: where they weren't making jokes about it.

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_04]: They were like,

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_04]: can you imagine like,

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_04]: you're falling to what is your certain

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_04]: death?

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you suddenly are caught and you look

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_04]: over and it's certain death.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Like would you rather want to dive

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_04]: naturally?

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean,

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_04]: or by falling to your death?

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_02]: She was dumb about that too.

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_02]: She was trying to go up to meet Andy.

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like instead of over to the wall

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_02]: that was right next to where with

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_02]: the grat, like the latter on it.

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, you could have,

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I might get it.

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no gravity.

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't swim over to it.

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You could have easily thrown

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_02]: something the other direction

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_02]: and it would have pushed you

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_02]: again towards the wall though.

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_02]: So you had so many things

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_02]: that she could have thrown.

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I think she still had the gun at that point.

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_02]: So you could have just thrown that even though

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_02]: was at ammo.

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I didn't know why she was just

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_04]: like free floating because even if

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_04]: the gravity was off,

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I would have been holding onto the ladder

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_04]: and then you know anyways,

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_04]: because they knew that it was

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_04]: like going on and off.

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she jumped too far up instead of

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_02]: over towards the ladder

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_02]: because I think she's trying to get away from

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_02]: the bottom but even still like she slowed

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_02]: down really fucking fast.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, you wouldn't slow down.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_02]: You would just run into the wall

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_02]: and keep going up.

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Like she jumped off the bottom

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_02]: of the elevator shaft and she was going

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_02]: at a pretty decent speed and then she

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_02]: slowed down and like what is slowing

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_02]: you down right now?

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no gravity.

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_02]: How are you slowing down?

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_04]: That was actually, that was-

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Shouldn't you just keep going?

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_04]: That made me think about weapons.

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_04]: So that was another reason why people think

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_04]: that I, the boyfriend,

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he would have done a room

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_04]: or his name.

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, um, but I'll just call him the

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_04]: ex-boyfriend or whatever.

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_04]: But they were like another reason why

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_04]: they think he works for their way

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_04]: into taunting or like the military.

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he has a training on that weapon.

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And he kept using those hands signals

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_04]: and then when they asked him where he got it

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_04]: from his video games.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_04]: But if you remember the video game

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_04]: they were playing was like,

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_04]: 2D pixels, like a pong.

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_04]: You'd like it.

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't know how to do a gun from that.

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't military training and at the very

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_02]: beginning when they were like what are you doing?

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Like can't our signals, it's effective

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_02]: and we're like, I don't know, I was saying they're like

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_02]: they are.

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_02]: That's as long as everyone knows

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_02]: what they're doing though.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so you got to teach other people

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_02]: what it means otherwise they're just like

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_02]: are we playing straight?

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_02]: What are we doing?

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And basically they sent up their theory

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_04]: by saying like, wait, when you're talking

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_04]: like, use this kid probably knew that he was going to

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_04]: try to abandon them as soon as the mission was completed

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_04]: and like, so they sent him on a task

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_04]: that they knew he probably wouldn't return from.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_04]: But they would have gotten the data they wanted.

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Again, could have just sent like a team of six robots

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_02]: and it would have gotten accomplished.

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Because even if they got the black goo,

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_02]: like what was they're not going to get attacked by the alien.

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you had a small, like how many billion dollar

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_04]: installations are these companies willing to lose?

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_04]: In order to get an alien.

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Just once little bit of black goo, you know?

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Like always goes poorly in every movie,

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_04]: in every game, in every little thing.

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that's funny though.

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Like no, it's finally dead.

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_02]: We can take it now and you're like, take it where, man.

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And also why are you using humans to do it?

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_02]: If you could automate the whole thing with robots

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_02]: and autonomous things,

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_02]: you would have been perfectly fine

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_02]: experimenting on that space station for a while.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Like sure, some of the systems probably

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_02]: got in fucked up because the alien, like torn apart or whatever,

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_02]: feel like you still could have easily.

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_04]: And even then it shows what alien.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: So long as you don't have like,

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_02]: if you don't have food or they won't reproduce.

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Like how we injected 18 rats.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And then what?

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like oh, I would find though why?

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Because we did all of our testing inside this chamber

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_02]: and went an alien like popped out of there

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_02]: that we didn't want.

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_02]: We just hit a button and it ejected into space.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_04]: That's part of the, the,

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever seen Resurrection?

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Not all the Exo.

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Is the one that came out that your eye was born?

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Are we reborn?

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Thanks grandma.

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_04]: But in that one, the company keeps a bunch of aliens

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_04]: like in these cages basically and they're like using

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_04]: nitrogen.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_04]: What's the one that's really cold?

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like what nitrogen is?

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah so they were like blasting it on them,

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_04]: trying to train them or have love the aliens

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_04]: and eventually the aliens like like adjust to it

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_04]: and like work through the pain together to like get into the room

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_04]: and kill the scientists who keeps pressing the button.

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_04]: But they lock the scientists in that room

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_04]: and then one of the aliens presses the button

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_04]: like they learned it from the kiddo imagined.

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_04]: We teach alien creatures more cruelty lying.

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's so human of us.

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_04]: But I digger as I'm talking about alien a lot lately.

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay I got, I got something I want to read to you.

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_02]: But you gotta close your eyes so you don't read ahead.

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Alright close your eyes this is the story I just found.

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's the headline and that'll read you the story over here.

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_02]: The headline is Russian spy whale found dead in Norway.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Go away.

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_02]: A beluga whale suspected of being a Russian train spy

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_02]: has been found dead in Norwegian waters.

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Why is it suspected?

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, it's a Sebastian Strand who worked

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_02]: and to protect the 14 foot long whale.

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_02]: No one is Vladimir.

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Vladimir said he found the dead mammal floating near

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Rissovika in the no-South Western Norway on Saturday.

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_02]: He said it's heartbreaking.

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_02]: He's touched thousands of people's hearts just here in Norway alone.

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Now keep your eyes closed.

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I gotta read you the rest of this.

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_02]: He said that the cause of death is unclear at this time.

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_02]: The dead whale was found with markings which could have been caused by birds or other marine animals.

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Now Vladimir, Vladimir, Vladimir, who's name is a combination of the word

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Hval, which is the Norwegian word for whale and Vladimir after Vladimir Putin, the Russian president,

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_02]: was first spotted in Norway in 2019.

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Now, why would Russian be spying on Norway?

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_02]: No, here's what it is.

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so scientists quickly became concerned by the fact that Vladimir was found swimming in

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_02]: waters considered to be too busy for beluga whales.

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Since 2019 they have observed Vladimir as the whale that continued to live outside of its natural

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_02]: habits at well also.

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Whale who live right and then there's it's not also spot it off the coast of Sweden in 2023,

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_02]: which was even further from its natural food sources and instead towards more industrial and dangerous

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_02]: harbors.

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Now the only reason that they believe that it's a Russian spy, because when he was first spotted

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_02]: in 2019 he had been wearing a harness that was marked equipment of St. Petersburg

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_02]: as well as what happened to be a camera mount.

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_02]: So, I know who it is.

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this picture of him.

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_04]: How do you even train a whale?

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_02]: They're a lot of wild whales.

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Vladimir.

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Vladimir.

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That is so funny.

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So he's been around since 2019 just being observed in waters he wasn't supposed to be in and I'm

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_02]: curious to see if they actually do an autopsy to see if they were like components inside as well.

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Or if it was just the harness and the camera mount?

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, they needed to track it somehow, right?

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_04]: So, wouldn't I have to track her attack?

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Well that too but you'd also want to be able to like direct where it goes.

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_02]: So if it was this far out of its natural habitat maybe they had a wave like controlling where it would

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_02]: go or like swimming in a certain direction.

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I just thought there was so amazing that the title was just suspected

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_02]: where Russian spy whale found it and more.

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, that reminds me do you think let's let me ask a question and I'm going to list

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_04]: ahead line but the question is are clickbait headlines going too far?

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_04]: So, the headline was man gets food poisoning after having vigorous sex with his wife.

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_04]: That would make you think that he got co-op poisoning from the sex rate

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_04]: no, this man had cooked somehow got a piece of rice stuck in his penis.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_04]: It got infected and he almost died of a bacteria from that rice that was in his penis.

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_00]: But what is that?

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_04]: How did the rice get there?

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_02]: What does that have to do with the sex?

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_02]: It could just be exactly.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Such clickbait, right?

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Also I know something has happened.

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Alien again, but this is Alien adjacent.

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_04]: So you know how much I love the movie prey?

[00:31:30] No.

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Is another predator movie but the one that takes place back in like the 1800s

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_04]: or is like 1740 something like that?

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Is something that late 1700s really?

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_02]: 1880s sometimes at 1390s.

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, but it takes place hundreds and hundreds of years ago.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_04]: 1170s.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Shut up!

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_04]: But I loved that movie.

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I really enjoyed it.

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought the effects were cool.

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought the story was fun.

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And just got God.

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the fight scenes, especially like when it was her and her brother fighting

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_04]: the predator together, I thought that was really cool.

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently it's getting a sequel.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know any details about it,

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_04]: but they're working on it and then I guess they're working on another one

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_04]: that is based on the predator series as well,

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_04]: so I don't know what it is.

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_02]: This is being a time perception.

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_02]: It's really interesting.

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, I was trying to see if I could find any information about it in the LV426

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_04]: subreddit, which is like one of the planets from Alien.

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And somebody said,

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_04]: if it starts being some kind of quirky monster

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_04]: of the week where predator visits different time periods throughout history,

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_04]: could get kind of cheese, could you imagine a documentary style?

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_04]: So like ancient aliens or something,

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_04]: but it's just the predator monster going to different cultures

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_04]: and seeing if they can beat them or not.

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, no predator is the easiest.

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a time travel, but that's pretty cool.

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they can tie a travel.

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Or they can have space travel,

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_04]: but their whole thing is challenging.

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So predators, they have to challenge

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_04]: like other predators and survive for a certain time.

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and other species just make themselves better.

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_04]: They want to kill or find the strongest species.

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I love Alien versus Predator.

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that they should do more campy stuff like that.

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it's great.

[00:33:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Plus, because in that film, the predator has to team up

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_04]: with a human to kill the alien.

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And it is really fun and cool.

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You say that, but like I feel like the predator would win very easily

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_02]: or should have based off of the recent alien movies

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_02]: where they were just like, yeah, you can kill him with guns.

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's okay.

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's right.

[00:33:52] [SPEAKER_04]: You're having a few complaints about the newest alien film.

[00:33:55] [SPEAKER_02]: They were so easy to kill in that movie.

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_04]: They just, the Prask Cool effects were beautiful.

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, they were actual actors and things like that.

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_04]: But the aliens just stood there and stared at them.

[00:34:06] [SPEAKER_04]: They literally kill people in seconds,

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_04]: but they just stood there and watched his humans do things.

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you only need one human alive to breed tons.

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_02]: At least one alien.

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't seen all of the alien movies, but from the few that have

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: and the few that I have seen and the video games that I have played

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_02]: on my man, these things are tough to kill.

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And then we saw the newest one and she killed like 20 of them

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_02]: in like 10 seconds with a gun.

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, yeah, and that wasn't a big part of it.

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_04]: The original series is like they didn't want to use guns against them

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_04]: because of their acid blood which then would

[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_04]: you know, destroy parts of the shit for something.

[00:34:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Or you get hurt.

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I will say that scene where she's like diving through the acid and 0G.

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought was cool as fuck.

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It was very cool.

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that it would have worked like that very well, but

[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I did like there were so easy to kill in that.

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, so why don't that's why I didn't think about like,

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_02]: any of her spread or like, that's crazy.

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_02]: How you could she can kill 20?

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_02]: But it takes the predator a whole movie to shoot one.

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I am.

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, because the predators usually hunt on their own.

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And so say you have like a nest of like 20 aliens like hunting

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_04]: you in the dark because in the dark they blend in pretty good.

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_02]: They're terrible.

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean?

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Whereas guy he prisoned thermal.

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Like and that there's like one scene too where the predator

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_04]: like takes some of the alien blood and like burns a thing into their forehead

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_04]: as like a mark of honor or something for killing one.

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Even still.

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm, I don't know.

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Other than that was Mary.

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_04]: We should watch Alien Rear's Predator.

[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a fun movie.

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Plus it takes place in like Alaska or some shit.

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a nice idea.

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that was good.

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's got some cool scenes in it.

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, that was my question is like clickbait headlines are getting a little

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_04]: lot of control there because

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I wouldn't click on that article anyway,

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_02]: but it's I agree.

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_02]: It's kind of out there.

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_04]: So you know what's holding me back from Terracard readings?

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_02]: The fear of being killed.

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_04]: No.

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Dang it.

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Interesting though.

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't shuffle cards.

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_04]: The easy.

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_02]: The good practice.

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_02]: We have so many decks of cards.

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I can't shuffle it easily.

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I really bet.

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Shipping cards.

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I have no deck starity at all.

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, like guys, we.

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, and I have two sets of Terracard.

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_04]: So I really want to like use them.

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You should probably practice with the other cards.

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_02]: So you don't bend these.

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like 52 card pick up.

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_04]: This is your fortune.

[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Rue, you're not afraid of the cards going like, oh, she

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to die.

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_04]: No, because that's not a Terracard's arm supposed to be.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_02]: And yet you have a jar with rocks on your desk that says, I'm going to get a job now.

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, as not working, because the jar says Pesto not job.

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_04]: There's other components in there.

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll let her sealed everything.

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that's what we got wax melting.

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_04]: You made me forget what I was talking about.

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Terracard.

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Terracard's are like, they're not supposed to be like a direct fortune telling thing

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_04]: in the way that we use them today.

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_02]: It's supposed to be like, I've seen the princess in the frog, okay?

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I know how it works.

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_02]: You sing a song.

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_02]: You get some cards and then you turn into a frog.

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_02]: And then your Butler steals your life.

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_02]: But then ends up, does he die?

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what happens to him.

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_02]: He has like chased out or something.

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't remember his been a while since I said,

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_02]: oh, I remember what happened.

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the shadow man gets dragged to hell.

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't remember what the Butler like what happens to him.

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, there's some like fan fiction out there about like guy,

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_04]: the demon guy going to hell.

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Of what?

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_00]: I thought there's Tim being tortured to go.

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I think if you like ruins like they'd be like shadow daddy.

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Why do you retract into that man?

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You're like, I want to see if this thing

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_02]: figures out her.

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_04]: My, okay, so I've been reading this Twilight fan fiction

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_04]: for a few months now.

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, I said reading it before or wedding and everything.

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_04]: The artist normally posts chapters every Sunday.

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_04]: But she hasn't for like a whole month.

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I got notification this morning

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_04]: that she posted a new chapter.

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was so excited.

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, I look her moment.

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm in a dough.

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_04]: The best part of being an adult is like enjoying your hobbies.

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And you know, fuck it.

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_04]: If people think it's weird, but I like to read fan fiction.

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_04]: That's fine.

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, you could do that as a teenager too.

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a lot of free content.

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know about fan fiction when I was a teenager.

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just talking about enjoying hobbies.

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_02]: But oh.

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, why, you know, guy wasn't capable of doing that at the time.

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I was incapable of enjoying hobbies during my youth.

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Got everything out of my VR again sometime,

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_04]: but I don't know how to work out in here.

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Just set it up.

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'd say not that's the only step.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Are we going to put it in a wall?

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_04]: We're just going to put it on.

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_02]: No, set it up.

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_04]: MMM!

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Why are you going to do set it up?

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Two steps set it up play.

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that all?

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it?

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I think cooking simulator and VR would be so much better than regular cooking simulator.

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I still want to play Skyrim VR.

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to, yeah.

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh, we should definitely hook it up.

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Ow, we should do it on your computer though.

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, Skyrim VR is heavy.

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it'd look better on your computer.

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_02]: How much is it away?

[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like two.

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like 100 gigs.

[00:39:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe three pounds.

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I also, by the way, we got back from the grocery store earlier.

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And I got you some McDonalds because they just love fries and coke.

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_02]: And we got out of the car and you went,

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_02]: ooh, I'll take three bags of the lightest groceries.

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And then you just left like six gallons of juice for me to get out of stairs.

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, you son of a bitch.

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I was going to come back down and get another one.

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And then you go, I told you, one, you said, how many trips are we going to take?

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_02]: And I said, one.

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And you went, okay.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And then we got out of the car and you went, let me take the chips.

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And I said, air, I'll take that too.

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And then you walked upstairs and I went, this mother, as well.

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm carrying like probably 40 something pounds.

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_02]: We were carrying so many groceries.

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that everything?

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, I told you one trip and like, oh, that stuff's heavy.

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for letting me know.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I was thinking, I was just like this a feather.

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_02]: We just live in the room.

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_04]: We got, okay, I was watching this like true crime story about this guy who committed a mass crime.

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_04]: The details of the crime are important.

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_04]: But they were talking about the interrogation with him that he was like, he would answer questions

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_04]: in a certain really direct way.

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_04]: All this sort of stuff.

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, blah, blah, blah.

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And there were like, oh, he's got to be so dangerous.

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_04]: He's got these dangerous thoughts.

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, that just sounds like this man's OCD and autistic.

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Like literally everything they were describing was an OCD symptom.

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they were like, why didn't this therapist do anything?

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like, because they didn't say they were going to harm people.

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That ain't you know.

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And I thought it was interesting.

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, I guess I didn't realize how a lot of people don't know.

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_04]: A lot of things about mental health are like the symptoms of extreme mental health disorders.

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Because just the way that they viewed this person, which did a terrible thing,

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_04]: terrible person.

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not because of their mental health.

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_04]: He just was a terrible person.

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_04]: But I was like, yeah, like all these traits that you're like, oh,

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_04]: okay, these are clearly warning signs.

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_04]: No, most people will not go on to commit mass murder.

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know.

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_04]: People that do will fuck those people.

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I just like, I'm glad I'm a good person.

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I just cannot imagine wanting to kill somebody in general.

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, like it doesn't sound like a flood time to me.

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Unless it's the symptoms.

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I just think about every time I want to kill somebody

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_02]: that joked that Nate Vargas, he says.

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, you know, our mom wanted a clip on because she's at that age.

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So me and my brother and sister went over there and we started digging out the clip on.

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And I just want you to know that digging a hole by hand is the hardest thing ever.

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that's why some of the people get buried in shallow graves after they're murdered.

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Because even if it's the most important hole of your life that you're digging,

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_02]: you're still like, let's call it good. It's been a foot. I don't need more.

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_02]: This may be odd. These are some things. But I think about that when I'm like, I should kill you.

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I'm like, I you probably and it's a, I'm like,

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_02]: but then I have to get a shovel and bearing bodies is so much work.

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's always that has been, you're the first person there.

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if you're buried in them vertically, you know how much work it takes to dig any amount of

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_04]: so much. And they call it dead weight for a reason, right?

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_04]: What? Like, like when a body is dead and a person's completely lacks and like you are

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_04]: buried in their full weight. Like it's a lot harder to move them.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm not worried about moving you. The dirt is the dirt's gonna be the issue.

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_04]: You better dig in that part. I gotta outlive you for that sweet, sweet beneficiary money.

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we could. We could go on a trip, right?

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_02]: We go to, you go to like Alaska, North Pole somewhere, you know? And you're like,

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_02]: look at the Laura-point Alas. And then be like, oh yeah, she woke up this morning. She went for a hike

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_02]: and she never came back. And then because snow is a little bit lighter. That's a first mistake,

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_04]: but everybody who knows me knows I would never go hiking. Oh, she went for a hike forever.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_02]: In the snow as if. I guess we're going to security footage show.

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_02]: She's going outside for something. I was crazy. And she just never came back. But snow,

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_02]: little bit lighter than dirt. And...

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Rosen ground though. No, no, no, no, all the primer frost, right? Down below.

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty easy, right? You get down to that. Because it snow is continuous. So it doesn't like

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_02]: fall out. And even when it falls out, it's like a few feet that'll go down and it comes back up

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_02]: or snow time. So I feel like it'd be easier to bury somebody under the snow than it would be.

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_02]: But then again, the dogs that are trying to sniff through snow can sniff through like six feet

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_02]: of snow. So you got to like really bury them in the snow. You thought of this pretty deeply?

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh. No. I do have a portable shovel though. So you're saying I shouldn't go anywhere with you alone

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_02]: in the next few months here. Yes, once I'm impatient.

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_04]: God. Okay. Other new video games you're looking forward to coming up.

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_02]: New Assassin's Creed's coming out. Blackout of six, I tried the beta. The beta is very

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_02]: it's got a steep learning curve compared to a lot of other communities. Okay. Do you have to buy

[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_04]: the whole game or can you just buy this on the park? I think you'd have to get the whole thing.

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if they're, I don't know what their plan is because like the beta, it's multiplayer

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_02]: is free. But like, I don't know what college do these doing because hey, like Halo for example,

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_02]: the multiplayer is free. Like you can just go in and play. But if you want like the

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_02]: the other bell pass where there's micro transactions that you can pay money for,

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if college do these moving that way because it's like the beta is usually like a

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_02]: closed beta and then they usually open it up for a few days. So I don't know if Blackout

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_02]: six will be closed or open or what their price is going to be on it or what's going to happen

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_04]: with it. I don't know. I think beta is open more often these days because companies like to use it as

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_02]: free game clusters. Don't my gosh, there are so many bugs when I was playing the beta yesterday.

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're hoping some nerd will get mad and like send them a mail. Like here's all the things

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I've noticed that you need to fix in this game. It pissed me off. No, they don't look at it for that.

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They look at it for performance testing. The servers are really shit right now.

[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Half the servers I jump into is just so much lagging like rebounding. But the bugs that I'm on there, even

[00:46:27] [SPEAKER_02]: they're not going to the only thing they look at is performance of their servers and like the

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_02]: low that it takes. And if the game crashes, it'll send a crash report because they don't want

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_02]: that to happen. But like the other little bugs that are in the game that people see during the beta,

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_02]: they really don't care about. They'd rather push out something that like performs well. But then

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_02]: there's like some some graphical bugs. Because they're like, yeah, performance will all forget.

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I really like the nerds sounds crazy. I need you to get a disk of

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_04]: you mean you get a disk of yeah. So I can play it too and we don't have to buy a twice.

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we could do that. Yeah.

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm really excited because they announced that my Sims is coming to the switch.

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_04]: So goodness. And there's my Sims meet evil. I'm really excited. I used to play those on like

[00:47:16] [SPEAKER_04]: DS in Nintendo and all that sort of stuff. And like to see that they're bringing them back. It's like

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_04]: finally because I didn't get the last Pokemon game. Like if it's Scarlett and Violet, I didn't get those.

[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_04]: But oh my god, those all have Sims that I was like, I've walked those down to games.

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Where is that? I like emulator Game Boy thing that you have. I haven't seen that one.

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_04]: It's in my backpack. You played a worker's author. Sometimes, yeah.

[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I have a list of favorites with there's kind of so many games. I'm a little overwhelmed. I'm like,

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know which ones I should play first. I wonder if I could get that recording on my screen

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_01]: for Twitch. What? Like, oh to like, I mean, I don't have to look at it.

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I think I have to hook it up to a bunch of different shit.

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, take us out of here, Jeve.

[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_02]: You're talking to me. Oh, that's you. I thought it. No, you. No.

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_04]: No. Anyway, bye. Hand, that's the end. Okay, this has been an episode of Mindless Prattle. We

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_04]: appreciate you for listening. If you like us or hate us, please let us know. You can send us a message

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_04]: at our website or you can click on our Spotify and give us a good reading. I don't know anything

[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_04]: about other audio platforms, but I know we're on there. So like do that too.

[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And if this episode wasn't here liking, it's because Ripley had to do it.

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I edit most of them now. You mostly don't even lie to people like that.

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, last Monday I almost forgot about editing it. And then I like right before I

[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_04]: worked, went to work. I did it and I was like, I mean, you did it last minute. That's why it

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_04]: came out an hour early at 10 15s that 11 50. I was so sure it came out at 10 50.

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, that's cool. Interesting, but okay tomorrow though, I got it. I believe in you.

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, Gastronen absolutely even big foot saying that tells anything.

[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just a little guy. Okay, big feet. That's the end of this episode. My favorite big foot is in

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Futurama. Yeah. Where the Omakran, the Omakran is come by and they find them in the forest.

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_02]: They're like, oh, look at this guy with his little feet. He's so cute. He's like running around

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and he gets like mad. And then they killed like some poachers. As they should. Yeah.

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And then the whole episode is about Afro-Deziax, by the way. And it is. It's about people.

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's about aliens cutting off human noses because they think it's an Afro-Deziax. And then they

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_02]: find out that humans don't use noses to reproduce. So then they try and cut off somebody's penis

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_02]: and then they convince them to go on a romantic date in the woods. And then they find big foot

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_02]: and then they save them and then they don't cut off the guy's penis because he saved an animal.

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's how that's done. That's the plot of that episode. That is the end of my list

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_04]: of the episode. We'll see you next time. Goodbye.

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Look, now it says goodbye. It knew.