Its already here, that magical time of year when we look back and acknowledge some of the things that made us laugh along the way. Join in as the Mindless peeps go through some of their favorite clips both in and out of context from the first 100 episodes and of course get side-tracked along the way.
Its been an incredible first 100 episodes and if you've made it this far thank you for coming along this journey with us! We'll be back on 03 February, 2025 for Season 3 but until then you've got another 99 episodes to relisten to on your drive across the country. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you in Season 3!
[00:00:11] Yeah, lick those toe beans
[00:00:14] Cats are so weird
[00:00:15] Like why do they
[00:00:16] Like flare their paws out
[00:00:19] Their paws out like that
[00:00:21] Their paws out?
[00:00:22] Shut up
[00:00:23] There are certain words I can't say without a twang
[00:00:27] Pows
[00:00:29] Y'all we got some paws over here
[00:00:31] I don't talk like that
[00:00:32] You should
[00:00:34] Sexier
[00:00:35] Would it be?
[00:00:36] No
[00:00:38] Definitely not
[00:00:40] Like I feel like it's something
[00:00:41] Like having a southern accent
[00:00:43] Is something people like to hear
[00:00:44] But I don't think they think of it as like sexy
[00:00:46] I feel like people think of southern accents as like
[00:00:48] Oh you're so cute
[00:00:50] And like you don't know nothing
[00:00:52] And like you're just a little southern person
[00:00:54] Like they think you're dumber or something
[00:00:56] If you have a southern accent
[00:00:57] Which isn't true at all
[00:00:58] Unless you get like the old
[00:01:00] Old black lady calling you like sweetie
[00:01:02] And then you're like okay
[00:01:02] Or honey or baby
[00:01:03] Oh my god that's my favorite
[00:01:05] It's okay honey
[00:01:05] And you're like alright
[00:01:06] You're like thank you
[00:01:07] You have healed my heart
[00:01:08] I'm okay with it
[00:01:09] It's fine now
[00:01:13] Well well well
[00:01:16] Welcome to episode 100 of Mindless Parietal
[00:01:19] This is the most she's ever been excited
[00:01:21] You could hear with that
[00:01:22] Exclamation point at the end
[00:01:24] Ever?
[00:01:24] Yes that's right
[00:01:26] 100 episodes of us talking about nothing
[00:01:29] Nothing at all
[00:01:31] And you're here somehow still
[00:01:33] So thank you
[00:01:35] Oh man
[00:01:36] Tell us what we got going on
[00:01:38] Tell us some upcoming events
[00:01:40] Some news
[00:01:40] The future of the podcast
[00:01:42] Go ahead and lead us into all of it
[00:01:43] This is our last episode
[00:01:46] No I'm kidding
[00:01:49] Well
[00:01:50] This is the last episode of season 2 actually
[00:01:52] So we are going to be taking a three week break
[00:01:55] After this episode airs
[00:01:58] We're working on getting video content
[00:02:00] With our audio
[00:02:01] Because I know a lot of people have been asking for that
[00:02:05] And then
[00:02:06] Oh there was something else wasn't there?
[00:02:09] There was something else
[00:02:10] There was
[00:02:12] What are we doing this episode?
[00:02:14] So for our 100th episode
[00:02:17] Our special guest star is
[00:02:19] Us
[00:02:20] We're going to take you back through some of our favorite clips
[00:02:23] That we found
[00:02:24] That we definitely did not find right before this episode started
[00:02:29] Yeah that's who you're going to go with?
[00:02:31] No I definitely found a few before it today
[00:02:34] But they are really funny
[00:02:36] I found myself like laughing a lot
[00:02:37] When I was going through a bunch of our old episodes
[00:02:39] Just like
[00:02:40] Dang we are kind of funny
[00:02:42] I'd listen to our podcast
[00:02:43] I found this
[00:02:45] And I feel like it perfectly describes what's about to happen
[00:02:49] This is bonus features
[00:02:50] It just keeps going back and forth
[00:02:52] Why did we do that?
[00:02:54] I don't know
[00:02:54] I love that it just keeps playing
[00:02:56] You had to have created that right?
[00:02:58] This is bonus features
[00:02:59] This is bonus features
[00:03:00] Now on Blu-ray
[00:03:02] I just like that I did that
[00:03:04] But yes today we're pulling out all the stops
[00:03:07] Balloons you can't see
[00:03:09] A cake you can't eat
[00:03:11] And a lot more prattling
[00:03:13] That's 15% more mindless than usual
[00:03:16] We were seeing that tweet that was like
[00:03:18] I bet Bernie Sanders should give away 90% of his birthday cake
[00:03:21] And be happy about it wouldn't he?
[00:03:23] And everyone was like
[00:03:23] Yeah that's how birthday cakes work
[00:03:25] If you have friends
[00:03:28] Who's the loser sitting there with a birthday cake by themselves?
[00:03:30] What are you fucking Harry Potter?
[00:03:33] Sorry that was kind of rude
[00:03:35] Harry Potter didn't even get his cake
[00:03:35] No that scene like makes me cry
[00:03:38] When I was a kid you were just like
[00:03:39] Ha ha Harry Potter
[00:03:40] And then as an adult I watched that scene
[00:03:42] And I was like
[00:03:42] He's drawing his own birthday cake in the dirt
[00:03:45] Like that's so sad
[00:03:47] And it's also like
[00:03:48] Holy shit Harry's being abused
[00:03:51] No not like physically
[00:03:53] When I was a kid I was like
[00:03:54] Oh my god he lives in a cupboard under the stairs
[00:03:56] How cool
[00:03:57] And now I'm like
[00:03:59] How cool you thought that?
[00:03:59] Oh my god he was forced to stay in a cupboard under the stairs
[00:04:02] There was never a time when that was cool
[00:04:04] Like child or not
[00:04:06] I was never like
[00:04:06] Oh my gosh
[00:04:07] Not being able to stand
[00:04:08] And dust in my eyes
[00:04:09] Okay maybe I'm just autistic
[00:04:11] Cause I used to hide in the closet a lot to read
[00:04:14] Yeah I would like put blankets down
[00:04:16] In the bottom of my closet
[00:04:17] And I'd turn it into like a little reading nook
[00:04:19] Yeah speaking of things you used to read
[00:04:21] I got a perfect clip for it
[00:04:22] Do you?
[00:04:22] Yeah listen
[00:04:24] Yeah we all have to read like really quickly
[00:04:27] That way we can tell people
[00:04:29] There's worms in the pool
[00:04:32] Yeah
[00:04:33] Come check
[00:04:35] God
[00:04:35] And I read so much
[00:04:37] Like I read like kids stuff of course
[00:04:40] But then I would also read like ancient Egyptian like textbooks as a kid
[00:04:44] They really should have known there was something wrong with me earlier
[00:04:46] Like who does that?
[00:04:51] That clip reminded me of something I saw the other day
[00:04:54] I have no idea what the context is for that by the way
[00:04:56] I don't either
[00:04:57] Like I just found that and I was like
[00:04:58] That's a good one
[00:04:59] I pulled that 20 second
[00:05:00] I uh
[00:05:01] But
[00:05:02] Oh shoot
[00:05:04] Like don't know why we're talking about worms
[00:05:05] Don't know why we were talking about reading
[00:05:10] It reminds me I saw this thing the other day
[00:05:11] That was like talking about the gate program as a kid
[00:05:13] And they were like
[00:05:14] Yeah
[00:05:14] Did you have this weird hearing test
[00:05:16] That wasn't testing your hearing
[00:05:18] And like
[00:05:19] All these other weird tests they did on you
[00:05:21] And the special
[00:05:21] Advanced special program
[00:05:23] I'm like
[00:05:24] Were they trying to make like
[00:05:25] Child
[00:05:27] Psychology
[00:05:28] Warfare or something
[00:05:29] I don't know
[00:05:29] But like
[00:05:30] I did have to take that weird hearing test
[00:05:32] Did you?
[00:05:32] Which one?
[00:05:33] It wasn't like an actual hearing test
[00:05:35] It would just like
[00:05:37] Like it would go
[00:05:38] It would go back and forth in your ears
[00:05:40] And like
[00:05:41] They'd be like
[00:05:41] Oh if you hear this specific sound
[00:05:43] Like let us know
[00:05:44] Or if you hear this type of sound
[00:05:46] Let us know
[00:05:47] And it was like
[00:05:47] You had to like pick out different sounds
[00:05:49] It wasn't just testing your hearing
[00:05:51] It was like
[00:05:51] No
[00:05:52] To get into the special programs in my school
[00:05:54] We did like math and reading tests
[00:05:56] You had an autism test
[00:05:57] I feel like that's what that was a test for
[00:05:59] Because I never did anything like that
[00:06:02] They definitely would just like
[00:06:04] Solve these math problems
[00:06:05] And read this
[00:06:07] And then I had to go to
[00:06:08] An extra math class
[00:06:10] After school sometimes
[00:06:13] To keep me engaged
[00:06:14] I said
[00:06:15] To keep you engaged?
[00:06:17] Yeah
[00:06:17] To go to a special math class?
[00:06:18] They were like
[00:06:19] She a little
[00:06:19] Not paying attention all the time
[00:06:21] My teachers were like
[00:06:22] You're really smart
[00:06:23] And like
[00:06:24] She knows a lot of stuff
[00:06:25] That's advanced for her age
[00:06:26] But then she just gets bored
[00:06:27] Really easily
[00:06:28] And does what she wants
[00:06:29] Which is still true today
[00:06:31] So
[00:06:33] Yeah
[00:06:33] No it hasn't been solved at all
[00:06:36] Hey I think it's helped
[00:06:37] Now that I'm doing my master's degree
[00:06:40] Like I feel like my brain's finally engaged
[00:06:42] Yeah when you're doing school work
[00:06:44] Sure
[00:06:45] Otherwise
[00:06:47] No
[00:06:48] No it is not
[00:06:49] Whatever
[00:06:50] Play the next clip Jordan
[00:06:51] Which one do you want?
[00:06:54] Let's go with
[00:06:56] Germany bad
[00:06:57] Germany bad
[00:07:00] I definitely knew
[00:07:02] Like about it
[00:07:03] Like it's
[00:07:03] They're not
[00:07:04] Like
[00:07:05] Nobody was great
[00:07:06] During
[00:07:07] Either of the world wars
[00:07:09] About not torturing people
[00:07:10] To further
[00:07:11] The amount of people
[00:07:12] That they could then kill
[00:07:13] What Germany was doing
[00:07:14] Was pretty bad
[00:07:15] This stuff
[00:07:15] I was like
[00:07:16] It was pretty bad
[00:07:16] On the scale of badness
[00:07:18] Horrific
[00:07:21] I heard that
[00:07:22] And I was just like
[00:07:23] Pretty bad
[00:07:23] Damn it's pretty bad
[00:07:24] It was pretty bad
[00:07:26] Yep
[00:07:27] And that's what we went with
[00:07:28] I feel like
[00:07:28] It's so great
[00:07:29] Because you can take
[00:07:30] Any of our clips
[00:07:31] On our show
[00:07:31] Out of context
[00:07:32] And be like
[00:07:32] What the fuck
[00:07:33] Are you talking about?
[00:07:35] Oh yeah
[00:07:35] That's pretty much
[00:07:37] What I had to
[00:07:39] It's
[00:07:41] The mindless prattle
[00:07:43] I like that you were like
[00:07:45] You know what
[00:07:46] They weren't all bad
[00:07:48] It was pretty bad
[00:07:49] Well so
[00:07:49] If you want the context
[00:07:51] For that clip
[00:07:51] We were talking about
[00:07:52] The Unit 737
[00:07:54] In Japan
[00:07:54] Which like
[00:07:55] Did even worse shit
[00:07:57] Than the Nazis
[00:07:58] But like
[00:07:58] Nobody ever talks about them
[00:08:00] Because they're
[00:08:00] They're just Japan
[00:08:01] They weren't like
[00:08:02] The main aggressor
[00:08:03] You know
[00:08:04] I think the reason
[00:08:05] No one's looking at Japan
[00:08:06] Of like
[00:08:07] You need to pay reparations
[00:08:08] Is because we like
[00:08:09] Nuked them twice
[00:08:10] Yeah you know
[00:08:11] That was probably
[00:08:12] More than enough
[00:08:12] Like
[00:08:13] You did all this shit
[00:08:14] We fucked your country up
[00:08:16] For the next like
[00:08:16] 200 years probably
[00:08:17] Sorry
[00:08:18] Good luck with the cancer
[00:08:19] Good luck with the cancer
[00:08:22] No
[00:08:22] Like
[00:08:23] Have you heard that story
[00:08:24] About the guy
[00:08:25] Who survived
[00:08:26] The first atomic bomb
[00:08:27] Yeah I think
[00:08:27] We talked about him
[00:08:28] He went home
[00:08:29] And he was telling his boss
[00:08:31] About the first one
[00:08:32] And his boss was like
[00:08:33] No that can't
[00:08:33] Never happen
[00:08:34] And then they saw
[00:08:35] The flashing
[00:08:36] As the second bomb dropped
[00:08:38] And I'm just like
[00:08:38] Can you fucking imagine
[00:08:40] Surviving two atomic bombs
[00:08:41] In two days
[00:08:42] Like
[00:08:43] Good for that guy
[00:08:44] But holy shit
[00:08:45] Good for that guy
[00:08:46] Sure
[00:08:46] Did you imagine the trauma
[00:08:48] Yeah but
[00:08:50] Germany's bad
[00:08:51] Germany's bad
[00:08:52] Or was bad
[00:08:52] I shouldn't say
[00:08:53] They're bad now
[00:08:55] I don't know
[00:08:56] We're in America
[00:08:56] We can't talk
[00:08:57] You know
[00:08:58] I saw a clip from
[00:08:59] Who was
[00:09:00] It was some
[00:09:01] German actor
[00:09:03] Or musician
[00:09:04] Or something
[00:09:05] And he was on
[00:09:06] A late night talk show
[00:09:07] And the host
[00:09:08] Was like
[00:09:08] Is it true
[00:09:09] About your
[00:09:10] Your humor
[00:09:10] In like Germany
[00:09:11] And this and that
[00:09:12] You know
[00:09:12] For like the
[00:09:13] Stereotypical
[00:09:13] German humor
[00:09:14] He goes
[00:09:14] Yeah we don't
[00:09:16] Have a lot
[00:09:16] To make jokes about
[00:09:17] You could just
[00:09:18] Google German history
[00:09:19] And see why
[00:09:20] And I was like
[00:09:21] Oh
[00:09:21] Well and it's
[00:09:22] Really serious
[00:09:22] Of it too
[00:09:23] Like you're not
[00:09:23] Allowed to
[00:09:24] Like deny the
[00:09:25] Holocaust or anything
[00:09:26] Which I think
[00:09:26] Is a good
[00:09:27] Good thing
[00:09:27] Like
[00:09:28] Yeah that'd be
[00:09:29] Worse if they were
[00:09:29] Just like
[00:09:30] It never happened
[00:09:30] Like that family
[00:09:32] Guy clip when
[00:09:33] They're on tour
[00:09:34] In Germany
[00:09:34] They're like
[00:09:35] Hey how come
[00:09:35] All your brochures
[00:09:36] Are blank from
[00:09:37] Like 1940 to 1945
[00:09:39] And the tour guy
[00:09:40] Just yells out
[00:09:41] Everyone was on
[00:09:42] Vacation
[00:09:42] Everyone was on
[00:09:43] Vacation
[00:09:45] No one was here
[00:09:48] Well play the next
[00:09:49] Clip crunk
[00:09:50] Yeah alright
[00:09:52] Okay not that I
[00:09:53] Would know
[00:09:54] But like
[00:09:54] It is actually
[00:09:55] Ridiculously easy
[00:09:56] To get drugs
[00:09:57] Through TSA
[00:10:00] Not that you
[00:10:01] Would know
[00:10:01] Not that I
[00:10:02] Would know
[00:10:02] Uh huh
[00:10:03] Yeah
[00:10:03] I saw this thing
[00:10:05] From a TSA agent
[00:10:05] Actually recently
[00:10:06] And she's like
[00:10:07] Yeah we can see
[00:10:08] Your weed
[00:10:08] We just don't
[00:10:09] Give a shit
[00:10:09] Like
[00:10:11] Yeah but even
[00:10:12] Then the
[00:10:12] Teams that are
[00:10:13] Hired to
[00:10:14] Like probe the
[00:10:16] TSA for
[00:10:16] Drugs and other
[00:10:17] Like illegal
[00:10:19] Things to go
[00:10:19] On planes
[00:10:20] They get
[00:10:21] Through
[00:10:21] Those teams
[00:10:22] Get through
[00:10:22] TSA
[00:10:23] Un
[00:10:23] Like unchecked
[00:10:25] I think it
[00:10:25] Said like
[00:10:26] 75 to 80
[00:10:27] Something percent
[00:10:28] Of the time
[00:10:28] Like a majority
[00:10:29] Of the time
[00:10:30] The TSA does
[00:10:31] Not catch
[00:10:31] Whatever is
[00:10:32] Trying to be
[00:10:32] Snuck on board
[00:10:33] Yeah I mean
[00:10:34] Cause like
[00:10:35] If you just
[00:10:35] Put something
[00:10:36] In like
[00:10:36] Your makeup
[00:10:36] Bag
[00:10:37] Or like
[00:10:38] In a tampon
[00:10:38] Bag
[00:10:39] Or
[00:10:40] Anything related
[00:10:41] To women's
[00:10:42] Hygiene
[00:10:42] Really
[00:10:42] They won't
[00:10:43] Search it
[00:10:45] Or it
[00:10:46] Looks like
[00:10:46] It's just
[00:10:46] Like a
[00:10:47] Makeup brush
[00:10:47] Or something
[00:10:48] Like that
[00:10:50] But obviously
[00:10:51] I'm not
[00:10:51] Bringing like
[00:10:52] Meth
[00:10:52] To the
[00:10:53] Airport
[00:10:54] So
[00:10:55] Yeah we'll
[00:10:56] See
[00:10:56] I would
[00:10:57] Never do
[00:10:58] Meth
[00:10:58] Not in
[00:10:59] The airport
[00:10:59] I might
[00:10:59] Be a total
[00:11:00] Pothead
[00:11:00] But I
[00:11:01] Would never
[00:11:01] Do
[00:11:03] Any other
[00:11:03] Drugs like
[00:11:04] That
[00:11:04] Like
[00:11:04] You see
[00:11:05] How she
[00:11:05] Paused
[00:11:06] Between that
[00:11:06] Like she
[00:11:06] Had to
[00:11:07] Think about
[00:11:07] Which
[00:11:07] You know
[00:11:08] People like
[00:11:08] Inject
[00:11:09] Things
[00:11:09] No
[00:11:10] I don't
[00:11:11] Want to
[00:11:11] Stick a
[00:11:11] Needle
[00:11:11] In my
[00:11:11] Body
[00:11:12] I don't
[00:11:12] Like I
[00:11:13] Couldn't
[00:11:13] Be diabetic
[00:11:14] I would
[00:11:14] Simply pass
[00:11:14] Away
[00:11:15] That's why
[00:11:16] Broccoli is
[00:11:16] Unhealthy
[00:11:17] For you
[00:11:17] If broccoli
[00:11:18] Was healthy
[00:11:18] You could
[00:11:19] Inject it
[00:11:23] But you know
[00:11:23] Stuff like
[00:11:24] That I'm
[00:11:24] Like
[00:11:25] No thank
[00:11:25] You
[00:11:26] I don't
[00:11:26] Need to
[00:11:26] Fuck up
[00:11:27] My nostrils
[00:11:27] With cocaine
[00:11:28] Like that
[00:11:28] Sounds
[00:11:29] Terrible
[00:11:29] Burning
[00:11:29] And sniffing
[00:11:30] For the rest
[00:11:30] Of your life
[00:11:31] Like you know
[00:11:32] Like it's
[00:11:33] Like having
[00:11:33] A cold
[00:11:33] Forever
[00:11:35] Forever
[00:11:35] Like
[00:11:37] Don't
[00:11:37] Take your
[00:11:40] And don't
[00:11:41] Take Jordan's
[00:11:42] Next clip
[00:11:42] I did
[00:11:42] Pull this
[00:11:43] One
[00:11:44] From episode
[00:11:45] 25
[00:11:45] You might be
[00:11:46] Able to
[00:11:46] Figure out
[00:11:46] Why
[00:11:47] There's some
[00:11:47] Quick maths
[00:11:48] Going on
[00:11:48] In it
[00:11:48] Your
[00:11:49] Favorite
[00:11:51] Oh my
[00:11:51] Gosh
[00:11:52] That's like
[00:11:53] A quarter
[00:11:54] Of a
[00:11:55] Hundred
[00:11:57] Yeah
[00:11:57] Some say
[00:11:58] Also five
[00:11:59] Squared
[00:11:59] But
[00:12:00] I couldn't
[00:12:01] Remember
[00:12:01] What
[00:12:03] The right
[00:12:04] Term for
[00:12:05] That was
[00:12:08] What
[00:12:09] That was
[00:12:10] We were
[00:12:10] Doing the
[00:12:10] Intro
[00:12:11] To 25
[00:12:11] And you're
[00:12:12] Like yeah
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[00:12:18] Skills
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[00:12:22] Quick
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[00:12:25] Okay
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[00:16:35] Said
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[00:17:17] Left
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[00:17:21] Or
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[00:17:23] Too bad
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[00:17:28] Just
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[00:17:29] Badly
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[00:17:30] Not
[00:17:30] A
[00:17:30] Bad
[00:17:30] Driver
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[00:17:32] Accidents
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[00:17:32] Airbags
[00:17:34] Did
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[00:17:35] That
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[00:17:36] End
[00:17:37] That
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[00:17:37] How
[00:17:38] Many
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[00:17:45] Last
[00:17:45] One
[00:17:46] Where
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[00:17:46] Drove
[00:17:46] Away
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[00:17:59] Car
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[00:18:00] Like
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[00:18:00] The
[00:18:01] Fuck
[00:18:01] And
[00:18:01] Then
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[00:18:02] Got
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[00:18:02] And
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[00:18:05] Looked
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[00:18:28] Is
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[00:18:30] Exactly
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[00:18:45] Car
[00:18:46] And
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[00:18:46] Was
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[00:18:46] Having
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[00:19:00] On
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[00:19:01] Phone
[00:19:01] And
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[00:19:02] Like
[00:19:02] Okay
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[00:19:16] Rolls
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[00:19:16] Window
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[00:19:17] Just
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[00:19:17] Crying
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[00:19:18] Like
[00:19:18] He
[00:19:19] Just
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[00:19:33] Parked
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[00:19:41] No
[00:19:41] I
[00:19:41] Gotta
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[00:19:42] Nice
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[00:20:08] Success
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[00:20:08] Wouldn't
[00:20:09] Get
[00:20:09] Anywhere
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[00:20:11] Hired
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[00:20:12] Gross
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[00:20:14] Company
[00:20:14] That
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[00:24:52] Yeah, he's testing out the best steak for me.
[00:24:54] Yeah, I need him because I don't have any olfactory senses.
[00:24:59] Now you sound like a nerd.
[00:25:00] You sound like a nerd.
[00:25:02] Or like a person who married a nerd.
[00:25:04] So that makes you even worse.
[00:25:07] Yeah, that makes me tolerant.
[00:25:09] How dare I?
[00:25:10] Tolerant?
[00:25:11] You tolerate me?
[00:25:12] You don't love me unconditionally?
[00:25:15] Hey, you said it.
[00:25:17] Now...
[00:25:17] I love you unconditionally.
[00:25:19] Oh, okay.
[00:25:20] I do.
[00:25:21] Okay.
[00:25:21] Okay, I think there are some conditions.
[00:25:23] The only condition would be like, you can't fuck with my cats.
[00:25:25] No, there's some conditions.
[00:25:27] I'd pick the cats for me.
[00:25:27] Like when you get tickled and you yell stop, that's a condition.
[00:25:30] I'd still love you, but I'd be annoyed.
[00:25:33] See?
[00:25:33] Condition.
[00:25:35] Honestly, the only condition would be like something with cats.
[00:25:38] I'd be like...
[00:25:38] Something with cats.
[00:25:39] I mean like if we were in the office and you came back from vacation, I'd be like, yeah,
[00:25:42] your cat's in the freezer.
[00:25:44] Yeah.
[00:25:45] Or like, I don't know.
[00:25:49] You don't know?
[00:25:50] All right.
[00:25:50] That's...
[00:25:51] All right.
[00:25:51] So as long as it's not cat murder, we're good.
[00:25:53] Like I wouldn't decal our cats or let you murder them.
[00:25:58] I'm glad the bar is so high.
[00:26:01] Or like if I had to take in my niece and nephew for some reason, like some crazy shit happened
[00:26:05] to my sister and everybody died.
[00:26:06] And you'd be like, I don't want the kids.
[00:26:08] I'd be like, well, sorry.
[00:26:09] They're my niece and nephew.
[00:26:11] I gotta...
[00:26:12] No, they have grandparents.
[00:26:14] What if their grandparents died too?
[00:26:15] That's a different story.
[00:26:16] Or they're too old.
[00:26:17] But in the initial scenario you presented, first, all right, if she passed away, they're
[00:26:24] already living with her parents.
[00:26:27] Alternatively, they have a dad.
[00:26:29] Now, if he passes away as well, then they could go with the grandparents, either of whom
[00:26:34] are still alive on both sides.
[00:26:35] All three sets, actually, right now.
[00:26:38] So they've got three sets of grandparents.
[00:26:39] Are we really going to let my parents raise some children?
[00:26:43] Let nothing, all right?
[00:26:44] We're trying to get away.
[00:26:46] So you got to give them a little something, you know?
[00:26:49] Like, that is true.
[00:26:50] They probably stopped asking us to have kids.
[00:26:53] Here's a grandkid.
[00:26:54] I thought that was so funny when we moved here and my mom was like, oh, is the extra bedroom
[00:26:58] going to be for babies?
[00:26:59] And we were like, no, it's for our video games.
[00:27:03] It's an office.
[00:27:04] We are the babies in our relationship.
[00:27:06] I have noticed, though, since we set up the office, we spend a lot less time with the
[00:27:12] big TV, unless we're playing games or watching movies together, which I think was interesting.
[00:27:16] Because before, if one of us was doing something on the computer, the other one might be doing
[00:27:21] something on the TV.
[00:27:22] And now we're just like, nah, we're both on the computers or we're both on the TV.
[00:27:25] Well, yeah, but before, we could spend time together in the same room on the computer
[00:27:29] or on the TV.
[00:27:29] Right, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[00:27:30] I have been trying to use the TV a little bit more.
[00:27:33] And that's why I left my Xbox out there.
[00:27:34] I really like playing Pal World and stuff like that over there.
[00:27:38] It's fun.
[00:27:39] Yeah, that's good.
[00:27:41] All right, what else you got?
[00:27:45] Okay, so I learned some fun facts.
[00:27:47] Did you know if you give an octopus LSD, they become really friendly and they'll hug each
[00:27:55] other because they're normally very solitary?
[00:27:58] Yeah, I learned that in hallway Spanish.
[00:28:01] Guess how they learned that?
[00:28:03] Was it peanut butter sandwiches?
[00:28:05] They gave a bunch of octopi LSD.
[00:28:07] Oh, I was so close.
[00:28:09] Thank goodness you specified.
[00:28:11] Yeah, and then when it's the color changing ones, if they have LSD, they start like rapidly
[00:28:17] shifting colors.
[00:28:18] The color changing ones?
[00:28:21] You know, have you ever seen those?
[00:28:23] Yes.
[00:28:24] I don't know the names of them.
[00:28:25] Oh, the ones that are able to use camouflage?
[00:28:29] Yeah.
[00:28:30] Color changing.
[00:28:32] I was just saying that.
[00:28:34] Could you imagine if you had like octopus cups and they were color changing?
[00:28:39] What do you mean octopus cups?
[00:28:40] Like, you know, Starbucks has color changing cups.
[00:28:42] Like, what if it was like a design that looked like an octopus and it changed colors?
[00:28:46] What do you mean a design?
[00:28:48] Like a cup that looks like an octopus?
[00:28:49] Yeah, like a cup that looks like an octopus and changes colors.
[00:28:51] I'm sure you can find one.
[00:28:53] Hang on.
[00:28:53] Let's go to Amazon.
[00:28:56] I need my octopus cup.
[00:29:01] Octopus cup.
[00:29:03] Color.
[00:29:04] Let's see.
[00:29:05] I see some mugs.
[00:29:06] Yep.
[00:29:08] Oh, my gosh.
[00:29:09] Color changing?
[00:29:09] Googling for octopus mugs reminded me.
[00:29:12] Have you seen, you know, there's like been that huge influx of like AI art and stuff like
[00:29:18] that and like products.
[00:29:21] Okay.
[00:29:21] So there was this clearly AI mug going around the internet for Christmas.
[00:29:26] Like it said it was made of amethyst, like pure amethyst, like a crystal mug.
[00:29:32] Oh, sure.
[00:29:33] First of all, if a mug was entirely made out of crystal like that, it'd be heavy as fuck.
[00:29:38] But also crystals are terrible for insulation.
[00:29:41] Like it would not stay hot.
[00:29:43] But it was clearly AI and then people were buying it.
[00:29:52] And so many people are like buying it and they're like, oh, it's like clearly a scam.
[00:30:01] Like, yes.
[00:30:02] Yes.
[00:30:02] Oh, it's a scam.
[00:30:04] Correct.
[00:30:05] I can only find videos because I'm trying to show it to you.
[00:30:08] That's right.
[00:30:10] So basically, here's like the picture of what they were showing the mug.
[00:30:14] Like this is what they said it looked like.
[00:30:16] Yeah, I could picture it from your description.
[00:30:17] This is like the one time you described things accurately.
[00:30:20] And this is what people were getting.
[00:30:23] That one in the middle.
[00:30:26] Oh, boy.
[00:30:27] It looks like you like put some slime around a tin cup and like tried to harden it.
[00:30:32] Yeah.
[00:30:32] Like.
[00:30:33] And I just I saw this video the other day and this lady on Tic Tac was like, it's clearly
[00:30:37] fucking AI.
[00:30:38] Like, how are you surprised about this?
[00:30:40] Yeah, that's crazy.
[00:30:41] Like, where would they find that much of these crystals to sell?
[00:30:45] No, it would be and it would be crazy expensive.
[00:30:46] They wouldn't be selling it for like 10 bucks on fucking T-Moo.
[00:30:48] Yeah.
[00:30:49] No, that's.
[00:30:49] All right.
[00:30:50] But I just think it's funny because like everybody's like, oh, we're so much better than our parents
[00:30:54] and grandparents.
[00:30:54] Like the Facebook boomers getting scammed by AI and shit.
[00:30:57] Everyone's stupider.
[00:30:59] Yeah.
[00:30:59] Like, no, we are not better.
[00:31:00] We just fall for different stuff.
[00:31:02] One of my coworkers had a great explanation of this the other day.
[00:31:05] It's like, I know the generation's getting, they're getting stupider because when I was
[00:31:09] a kid, we had the manual for your car.
[00:31:11] When you got it, it told you how to adjust the timing on the head gaskets and the pistons.
[00:31:17] Now there you get the manual for your car and there's warnings that say don't drink
[00:31:21] battery acid.
[00:31:22] And you're like, yeah, that's a good descriptor of what.
[00:31:27] But you know what?
[00:31:28] You got to talk about how long those warnings have been there because like it was probably
[00:31:32] the lead generation.
[00:31:33] I'm talking about like over the generations it's been getting worse, but just the generations
[00:31:41] in general.
[00:31:42] I saw a thing that said, fuck, I lost it.
[00:31:46] Nailed it.
[00:31:46] All right.
[00:31:47] Take us out of here.
[00:31:49] Well, that has been season two.
[00:31:53] We hope you've enjoyed all the ups and downs and run arounds that we've had this year.
[00:32:00] Welcome into 2025.
[00:32:03] It's the first episode of 25.
[00:32:05] Don't worry about it.
[00:32:06] We'll also remember that.
[00:32:08] We appreciate you if you stuck around this long or if you're new to it, go back.
[00:32:11] You got 99 other episodes to sit through.
[00:32:13] Suffer with us.
[00:32:15] And we may not be the highest quality, but we got more episodes than most people.
[00:32:21] So.
[00:32:23] And if you go back and listen through it, you'll notice that it's been since like episode two,
[00:32:27] maybe three, possibly like 10.
[00:32:30] We've been mentioning it, but now we're for sure, for sure.
[00:32:33] We're for real, for real.
[00:32:34] No messing around.
[00:32:35] No bars hole.
[00:32:36] All questions asked.
[00:32:37] None of them answered.
[00:32:38] The book's coming out.
[00:32:39] All right.
[00:32:40] Yes.
[00:32:41] Hopefully tell us when.
[00:32:41] I have two chapters left to finish and then I got to do my editing.
[00:32:46] I was hoping to publish with that indie company, but their submissions were only open
[00:32:49] for a few days.
[00:32:50] So they're opening them again in the summertime though.
[00:32:53] So, um, but none of that was a date, but the future, the future is looking good.
[00:32:58] Okay.
[00:32:58] I'm aiming for March.
[00:33:00] Okay.
[00:33:01] All right.
[00:33:01] Well, we've got three weeks off.
[00:33:03] So you've got three weeks on.
[00:33:04] Yes.
[00:33:05] And those three weeks, I will also be posting clips.
[00:33:07] So you guys won't be missing us like that much.
[00:33:10] Um, cause I haven't posted one in a while.
[00:33:13] Yeah, I know you've been slacking.
[00:33:14] I.
[00:33:15] You've been slacking on that.
[00:33:17] Slacking on other things.
[00:33:18] Dishonored on you.
[00:33:20] Dishonored a cow.
[00:33:20] Dishonored on your own family.
[00:33:21] Dishonored.
[00:33:22] I've been busy and depressed.
[00:33:23] I don't know what you want from me.
[00:33:24] Dishonored.
[00:33:25] Well.
[00:33:25] That's what you get.
[00:33:26] Thanks for listening to us, Prattle.
[00:33:28] We appreciate you guys.
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[00:33:37] Yep.
[00:33:38] That's going to do it for us.
[00:33:39] We hope you had fun and enjoyed these next hundred episodes.
[00:33:42] These last hundred episodes?
[00:33:43] That's the one.
[00:33:44] The last hundred episodes.
[00:33:44] The next hundred episodes are coming out eventually.
[00:33:47] Season three will be back on, what's the date?
[00:33:51] It's February 3rd.
[00:33:52] So we'll be back for that.
[00:33:55] And we'll see you then.
[00:33:56] Bye, guys.