Mindless Math

[00:00:01] Boy, guess what I discovered this morning that I'm out of? Twirling paper? No. Good guess, but no. What? Be having to much to make my hands that's covered in contacts. Don't have any with me. Oh no, are they here?

[00:00:33] Yeah, I did and then I just forgot them there. They're definitely at the apartment just sitting there under my desk. Well, I have ruined three right contacts now. How do you ruin them? What do you mean ruined?

[00:00:48] Because like there have been three times where it's been so difficult to get them in that I've just given up after like 15, 20 minutes and then been like I guess I'm wearing glasses today. I think you're trying too hard. I got them in pretty quickly today though.

[00:01:02] Yeah, I think you're like you're worrying about it and then you're just blinking so much it's just throwing it off like just. No, literally putting it up to my eye have to be like don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink.

[00:01:14] Yeah, that's why I told you to hold your eyelids so you physically can't blink and you're like no. I can't put it in if I hold my eye. Yeah, crazy isn't it? But I think I've figured it out today.

[00:01:27] Today, today I'll click together like oh it goes in the eye. And it didn't hurt or anything? My eyes are in water crazy. Great. But yeah so I'll be wearing glasses for the next I guess week or so until I can come get some. Yeah sorry that sucks.

[00:01:45] Yeah it's not that big a deal. I still see. Well hello. Welcome back to my endless parado. I feel very ASMR this morning because I have my volume up more than usual so I can hear my voice echoing a lot.

[00:01:58] And I'm like oh I think I'd be great at ASMR though. Why don't you just do like moist things in the microphone? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's so moist.

[00:02:13] No, I cannot like it like people like I don't know I think you know I've been using the Sleep Hypnosis app and I think I'd be really good at something like that like doing like guided meditations or something.

[00:02:26] I don't know if I'll actually try it but I've been thinking about it. I'm like I think I have a nice voice for that you know.

[00:02:32] He said you don't know if you'd try it like it's some like super difficult thing instead of just like talking softly into a microphone.

[00:02:40] I don't know if it's the mental disorders or whatever but when I like record myself doing things even like when I just make ticktocks for my book like I feel so awkward. It feels like like I'm doing it wrong or someone's watching me.

[00:02:55] I get really paranoid when I'm like making fun of myself. You think someone's watching you while you're making the content for people to watch and that stresses you out? You know like while I'm recording it though like I don't know I get really uncomfortable.

[00:03:09] Tell me why Google, why would you do this to me? What'd you do?

[00:03:15] So like there's usually a lot of background noise or like people walk by the room and stuff right and the microphone picks it up so in between I'm talking I just hit spacebar to mute my microphone.

[00:03:28] Well a little ad popped up right as I was going to mute and so I hit spacebar and Google just took me to another website and I was like why would spacebar activate this ad that you just gave me? Like it doesn't, thanks I guess.

[00:03:41] I think I did that in Gmail the other day like I went in to do something and then it immediately put me into a website for like with some ad and I was like what the fuck is going on?

[00:03:53] Okay, I haven't seen the new Dune movie but I've learned things about Dune. Yes, I have learned things from the Galactic Imperials as well. What the hell are you talking about?

[00:04:06] This might be some spoilers for the new movie so if you guys haven't seen it like I'm gonna talk about it. Well we haven't seen it, why are you reading about spoilers then? It's not the movie I read about the book.

[00:04:15] I don't want spoilers for either one, gosh it just came out like a week and a half ago girl what do you mean? I wanna talk about it because like...

[00:04:24] What do you mean you wanna talk about it? You haven't seen it either why do you wanna talk about it? You just read the stuff and got your own spoilers now you wanna spoiler for other people? Don't do that that's rude.

[00:04:34] I saw this to talk and someone was like oh when you watch the movie Dune and then you're like oh sweet let me read the book

[00:04:40] and then they're like oh my god, oh my god like the book is so insane but okay well I'll table it but I really wanna talk about it next time.

[00:04:49] Yeah that's fine but like it's been out what like a week and a half maybe and you're like yeah it's fine I'll talk about some spoilers because I read them online I haven't even seen the movie yet like what the fuck... Okay sorry no spoilers then.

[00:05:03] Whatever have you seen this new movie here's some spoilers that I know you haven't seen the movie yet. The new Dune movie is out it's weird go watch it so we can talk about it.

[00:05:15] So we got those little jars with like the little what were they like the little moonshine or something like them. Yeah they're already like the lids are already starting to rust and I'm like wow these are not safe.

[00:05:27] Yeah I guess food shouldn't go in those but like it's very weird that like the alcohol came in it and then I washed them out and now they're rusting and I'm like weird why are they rusting. Alcohol great water not good.

[00:05:43] Yeah I know I was like that's a very quick time to rust though like two days I'm like hmm. So for those listening I have this thing for jars so like every time we get something that comes in a jar

[00:05:54] like we'll wash it out and use it like I have a cold brew jar sitting on the counter I want to get some flowers to put in it it's really cute but dang they were cute and legit. You have this thing for jars as I've said.

[00:06:09] I like jars. I like jars and tables. I like storage stuff in the inner world. I like that you're reading. I don't like storing things but... I really like storing things if we have more space to put things.

[00:06:21] You need to store things like in somewhere else besides like random places that you just find to put them like the coffee table is just full of shit right now. Like it needs to be cleaned out. It's ridiculous. What do I mean? What do I mean?

[00:06:35] The whole bottom shelf is just a bunch of random shit thrown on it. It's not random shit that's our candy bowl. That's a candy bowl one that shouldn't be there. Cat toy. Two the rest of it is literally just cat toys that cover the entire thing

[00:06:49] which three I keep telling you to stop buying that many fucking cat toys because D they always sit on the coffee table and do nothing else. No, they don't sit in the coffee table. I've never seen them move. No, I see some of them on the floor

[00:07:04] and the rest of them are always on that fucking table. Like they've never moved anytime I've been there. But then anytime I come up suddenly there's different toys that are out on the ground and I'm like where does it come from? Oh, there was a sale.

[00:07:17] It was so smithy. We had to buy them otherwise somebody else would have like yeah that's how capitalism works. There's a lot of shit on that table. That's all I'm saying. Okay, I'll fucking figure it out. Whatever you don't have to see it all the time anyways.

[00:07:34] They do have to see it all the time because they get notifications. It's like bleep bleep there's movement and I look at the camera and the entire bottom of the fucking table is just on the camera. I don't know. So like it doesn't show me the videos anymore.

[00:07:47] Did you change the settings or something? I don't know. I don't have to look at it. Yeah, because like it doesn't notify me about anything and I'm like dang if somebody actually breaks in I'm just gonna be like...

[00:07:58] If someone breaks in and you're waiting for a notification on your phone and tell you that there's somebody breaking in you're already a problem. Like what do you mean? What do you mean? How are you going to hear the notification on your phone but not then breaking in?

[00:08:12] Because it sends... it like vibrates and sends me a notification because you made sure I... Yeah, and the door being kicked in wouldn't? Well what if they're not kicking it in? What if they just like gently pick the lock or like hack it or something? I don't know.

[00:08:23] And you think that you're gonna wake up? You get notifications all the time unless it's a phone call you do not wake up. What the hell are you talking about? Can we talk about something less annoying than this? Less annoying. I'm telling you the truth about you.

[00:08:36] I feel like you're bullying me. I'm telling you. If you're not gonna hear them breaking in you're not gonna hear a one second pink on your phone in the middle of the night. Like it's not gonna happen. Just sleep with a sword, you'll be fine.

[00:08:51] I mean it's nearby and then so are several other weapons. It's nearby. I think I got an option. It's swinging it. Like you barely wake up from the ground. I want to go number one or sort number two. No, I wake up so much. Oh my god.

[00:09:06] Last night was fun too. Oh my god this storm... I don't know if it was like the one you experienced the other day because like we've had so much different rain happening. I woke up in the middle of the night because like the lightning was flashing so intensely

[00:09:22] and then the thunder was so loud. Me and the cats just sat up and were like staring out the door for a while because I had left the door cracked last night because it was cool and it felt nice and it was just like raining lightly

[00:09:36] and I was like on the house and then I woke up and I was like oh my god it was like a primal fear from this storm right now. You were like oh this is nice weather and then you didn't look ahead at the weather.

[00:09:48] Yeah, it was intense thunderstorm. Why didn't you close the blind? You're like the lightning is getting in here. The light hit me. Just close the blinds. The blinds were halfway closed. That's how bright it was. It was flashing that much. Okay, halfway closed and all the way closed

[00:10:03] were very different things girl. Like what do you mean they're halfway closed? I don't know how light got into this giant window. It's a window. That's how it got in. So I just stayed up a little bit and then went back to sleep

[00:10:16] but I was like Jesus Christ I was not expecting this tonight. Yeah, if only someone invented like a weather app or a weather channel or a notification. Did I send you that? Did I talk about the weather thing just now? You mean like five minutes ago?

[00:10:30] Yes you did send it to me. How did you already forget? I laughed at it. I was just kind of bonded to it. What do you... I don't know why I responded to you. Shut up, shut up. I'm just so angry right now.

[00:10:45] Because I was going to say there were several tick-tocks I was thinking about sending you and I didn't know which one I actually sent it to you. So you can't keep track of the things that you send to me or the responses that I give to you

[00:10:56] and that suddenly you being mad at me about it? Oh okay. Yeah, that makes me feel welcome and appreciated in this relationship. I don't remember that you responded or what I sent you but fuck you. You make me feel so guilty for having a terrible memory

[00:11:09] and then I get defensive and I'm sorry. Like I just texted you about this and you're like, shut up! Don't talk to me about that. I'm talking now. I'm like yeah about the thing that I'm talking about. Okay. Sorry, it's a shame. Okay, random topic change.

[00:11:26] Did you see the Power World developers? What the fuck did you do? You see what I have to put up with audience? Hey did you see that the Power World developers... the Power World developers put out like a commentary that basically they're so successful from Power World

[00:11:44] that they don't know what to do with it. Like they are not prepared for the level of success that they have seen. Oh yeah, I feel like a decent amount of games do that too nowadays. Like what was it? Stardew Valley? Sunhaven was pretty popular.

[00:12:00] Stardew Valley just got a new update as well. My friend was really excited about it at work. It just got a new update. Concerned Ape worked so fucking hard man. Every time I think about what he did with Stardew Valley he created that whole game from scratch.

[00:12:14] And I think he has just a few more people helping him now but he does everything, you know, the coding and the designing and the music and he learned all about game design just to make Stardew Valley

[00:12:24] and now it's like one of the most beloved games of all time. I think that's so cool. If you want to talk about random success Minecraft was created by a high school dropout is one of the richest game developers in the world.

[00:12:38] Okay, that sounds cool when you say stuff like that but then there's also like people will be like well Bill Gates started this and his garage and stuff and then like you look up the stories and it's like oh his family was super rich

[00:12:50] and let him live with them like rent free and stuff. Well yeah, but I don't think it took like millions of dollars for him to code blocks of grass and dirt into a game. Listen, I love Minecraft. There's two very different things.

[00:13:01] It's two very different things to start a technology company that's owned owns like half the world now and creating placing blocks in a world. Like that's very different thing. I think Minecraft is a better contribution. What are these cubes? Listen.

[00:13:17] It's a journey for the minds, that's what I'm saying. That's basically it. Oh gosh, I love video games. They make life so much better. Do you see Sunhaven's getting another update with some more romanceable characters for you and they're like water.

[00:13:32] You're the one that plays it for that. They're like water creatures. I can't remember. A nem? Sure. I meant like the names of the characters, not their species because I don't classify things like that but whatever. Racist is fine. Well you said water creatures so I didn't know

[00:13:48] if you were trying to remember like if it was like a mermaid or something. No, I was trying to remember their name. I would have remembered the name mermaid. Like it's not that crazy. What is it? What's this ding with the tail? Are you a fish man?

[00:14:02] No, a fish woman. That was it. Thanks for coming in. I thought you were going to keep talking for a minute. What do you mean you thought I was going to keep talking? You know what's half of your job too is to talk.

[00:14:20] Alright so I know you're not really matching to mobile phone games but you know I like the dress up games and stuff like. Like giving your money and info to China? I know. There's like Love Nikki dress up. They created like an even bigger one for PlayStation 4

[00:14:35] that wasn't really popular but I've been playing this one called Life Makeover and oh my god it is so fun. Like it's 3D, you can have a house. What exactly do you do in this game? Is it just the mobile version of The Sims

[00:14:49] but with more coding options? No, so it's actually it's like kind of a combination between like us what are they called when you like read in a game like a text based adventure kind of thing. Read in a game? What?

[00:15:05] You know like Doki Doki Literature Club where it's like Oh like a visual novel. A visual novel. It's like part visual novel and then part RPG basically. What is the role play? What are you doing? What do you play I guess?

[00:15:21] So you make your own character and then in this one honestly I haven't put as much attention to the story I've been skipping through it and just making clothes and stuff but this one it's like you're solving mysteries and like you meet as a detective.

[00:15:35] The story is irrelevant then, we don't care about this one. No the story's not irrelevant. Well you just said you've been skipping through it so obviously it's not important. You only want to, you're only playing this game for the putting clothes on fake people aspect of it yes?

[00:15:47] Well sometimes they watch the story it just depends on the movement. Well because it's a lot of reading. Hesitation in your voice when you were like oh it's a lot of reading. You don't get to bullshit me with it's a lot of reading.

[00:15:57] I know exactly how much focus is on reading you. Well if you let me finish my thought then I would tell you it's a lot of reading so if I'm playing really quick on like a break at work and I want to get through

[00:16:05] a lot of levels or something I'll just skip the dialogue and then just do like the level part. Sure, sure but if you have a good book you'll read the good book during your break only if you get a few pages because it's a 10 minute break.

[00:16:18] So my conclusion is you don't care about the story even though there's a lot of reading. No because they limit how quickly I can read in this. Like in a book I can read as I want. Well then how are you skipping through it

[00:16:30] if they're limiting you to how quickly I can read? Because you can either do it in like like you can either read it as it comes up or you can read like three lines and then skip. So what like the whole section of dialogue

[00:16:42] is that where you say oh my gosh so you were just impatient and don't want to play this. Well no like other games they have like a speed-up option because the dialogue is slow I read really quickly I'm not gonna fucking wait for it to catch up

[00:16:54] when I've been when I read it like a whole minute ago. So you're saying the story is not good enough to be patient for? It's a good story I just I'm more here with the dress up right now. You're skipping most of it.

[00:17:07] The point is it's really fun and I like it because Well I'm sure it is really fun but you can't tell me it's got a good story if you don't know what the story is. It's got a good story for those who are interested.

[00:17:23] Wait what is the story that was my base question what is the story? And then you can't interrupt me when I was trying to explain. You haven't explained anything about the story because you keep skipping the story. So it's about like you're solving mysteries

[00:17:37] and like you meet a detective and you make allies and people keep getting like murdered or like attacked and things are happening and you have to solve who's doing it and then you use fashion to like blend in to the different environments that you're investigating.

[00:17:53] You use fashion to blend in. It's like you're a spy. A factory worker in a factory what do you mean you're dressing up? What are you dressing up in? No, like it'll be like you need casual like business wear for this level

[00:18:06] so you design like a business outfit or like you need to be like sporty and sunny or you need to wear like swimwear because you're at the beach like it'll give you different scenarios. So you're just playing dress up in random locations and spying on people.

[00:18:20] It's not just, it's fun. I love it. I love it. As long as there's a crime where I can get a cute outfit, I'm there. It's fun. Which is ultimately what a game should be. I know I just like I said

[00:18:37] I feel like your hardcore judging me right now it's making me like a defendant. No, I'm judging this game because you don't know what the story is other than we go places where crimes are committed but only if you can wear a cute outfit there.

[00:18:48] Listen, you should play it then. I'm not going to play it and do not have the patience to read quickly or slowly. I'm not going to do that. And it's like you can like compete in fashion competitions as like side things like there's a bunch of other functions

[00:19:05] like they always have so much going on. The detective thing is the side admission. No, that's like the main story. I'm going to go win this fashion competition. It's like the main story. This one I like because in the other one I played

[00:19:16] like you just got to dress your character up and then do versus. But in this one you can go and like select your friends or people in your guild and stuff and you can use their closet and dress them up for different scenarios.

[00:19:29] So like it's not just you like you have to work with what other people have. I think that's cool. Quick, we're going to the beach put on this fucking swimsuit. What? That is fucking hate you. No, put on the swimsuit now. We're going. Don't forget the sunscreen.

[00:19:44] We have to catch a murderer today. But like my chick has elf ears and purple eyes. I like the fact that let me send you my outfit. Let me take some pictures. No, I've seen the picture. I like the fact that you good.

[00:19:57] I like the fact that you in this world detectives are somehow like more efficient if they're dressed as the people around them. You know, like if someone came up to you at the beach, you were in a bikini and they were also in a bikini

[00:20:16] and they were just like, did you see that guy get stabbed? I'd be more if someone walked up to me and like business entire and they were like, hey, I'm detective so and so. Did you see that guy get stabbed?

[00:20:28] I'd be like, oh, let me talk to this guy. Like there's no. Well, like I'm not excited. There's a bunch of other characters like you can just collect so many of them. So right now I have like five allies and they all do different things.

[00:20:40] I just look at guy and elegant guy and the detective lady. Like unless you're like infiltrating a friend group and like listening in on their conversations, like why would I ever just talk to some random person in a fucking swimsuit at the beach about a murder? Like,

[00:20:57] especially if I was the one who murdered them, you know, like. Yeah, you know, it's not meant to be logical. It's just meant to be fun. Listen, I will say like America should capitalize on these types of games because like the money that China is making

[00:21:14] from these dress up games because there's just nothing. What do you mean we should capitalize on these types of games? Are you playing? Are you paying money for these dress up games? No, it's free. But like, like it's exactly, you know, what makes a lot of money.

[00:21:26] Candy crush. Candy crush is still the number one most selling game on mobile. I'm saying like they have in-app purchases where you, you know, you can buy extra fashion or like things like that. You can also earn it all in the game,

[00:21:39] which is what I like about it is like you have the option to spend money if you have it. But there's also ways to earn everything that you could spend money on it. So it's not see that right there. That's not an American ideology.

[00:21:50] You can either buy it or your shit out of luck kid. Like that's the two options in America. Because like every once in a while, you know, I'm like, okay, like I see it like if I would spend $10 on Sims, I could spend it on that instead.

[00:22:04] But most of the time I'm just like grinding levels, trying to collect diamonds. I like it. You're like, I could spend it on this. I'm like, or you could just save it for like, I don't know the future. It's crazy anyway. Yeah. And then sometimes I'm like,

[00:22:22] instead of spending $30 on DoorDash, put that in your savings account. We mean sometimes that should be the thought every time unless you're like sick or dying. Sometimes I am sick and dying. Yeah. Once in a while, not every fucking day or every three days. Yeah.

[00:22:42] You got anything fun? Like, yeah. I bought a yo-yo the other day. I feel like neither of us have very fun weeks anymore. So it's like there's nothing. I did. Like I said, I did get to have that conversation in Spanish with someone.

[00:22:59] It's getting gas the other day. I was playing this conversation for me. I wanted to hear it. I was so awkward. So I entered the store and I knew immediately like he was only going to speak Spanish because like it was like, Wow. It was a Spanish.

[00:23:13] What just prejudice you have? All right. Like I have not met any single person here in the year and a half I've been here that does not speak English, but okay, go on. Well, so I went in and like, like all the products were Spanish or Mexican

[00:23:27] and like they had a lot of Mexican candy and stuff. Like the cashier was speaking in Spanish. Everybody else I was speaking in Spanish. I was like, okay, whatever. Whatever he speaks to whatever language she chooses to speak to me and that's what I responded.

[00:23:40] But I'm pretty white. So I was like, maybe he'll look at me and be like, Oh, she needs English. So I go up and he's like, Oh, and he says a bunch of stuff and like, you know, like good morning on that.

[00:23:52] And I'm like, oh, like I'm like, okay, like I can do this. It's early in the morning too. So I'm like, whatever. And then he like gives me my total, asked me if I want a receipt and like,

[00:24:06] he asked me how I want to pay and if I want a receipt. I said, no. And then we exchanged like two basic sentences. I can't remember why it was just like good morning have a great day that sort of stuff. And then he finished the conversation

[00:24:23] and I said, and I looked at him and smiled and they walked out and I was like, this is how people feel when they have to speak to me in English at work and then like have a different natural tone. Like,

[00:24:33] I'm sure but they don't walk in there and assume that you don't speak any language. He just walk in and they're like, um, he makes again. Okay. Well, there was a high likelihood that he spoke mostly Spanish

[00:24:49] and he did not say a word in English the entire time because you started in Spanish. Yeah. I didn't start in Spanish. He started in Spanish. He's always going to default to Spanish because we're like, you were like less than a mile from Mexico.

[00:25:02] Of course he's going to default to Spanish. I feel like it's respectful to go with the language that the other person starts in. Respectful nothing. You're buying stuff from him. Well, and he's not. I was quite proud of myself. It's not like, I'm proud of you too.

[00:25:16] It's not like you, I don't like that you just like, nah, he doesn't speak English. Like how do you know? He could very well have spoken English. You are right. And there is no disrespect to go. That's my bias. I'm sorry. Okay.

[00:25:27] I don't need you to be a defensive over it. That's just the truth. Yeah, your tone shifted, but okay. But like what I'm saying, like I've never, it's never been disrespectful to be like, like do you feel disrespected if you said hello

[00:25:40] and someone said grassy as to you? Do you be like, you didn't speak English even though I started speaking English? No, but I'm not an asshole. Exactly. Like why do you assume everyone else's then like you assumed it would be disrespectful even though you know

[00:25:52] you've been on the other side of it and it's not disrespectful. Because I have anxiety Jordan. Your language. I don't think about it that way. It's just speaking your language. Like if you said hello after he said grassy as and he said, and he said,

[00:26:04] sorry, I don't speak Spanish. I don't speak English. Then you could be like, oh, then you can speak in Spanish. You know, or whatever, but I wouldn't feel awkward enough to be like, oh, he only speaks Spanish. Yeah. No, Pagar is to pay.

[00:26:18] So like that was those freeze. I could easily recognize and Quinta is check. He's like, what words in the basic Duolingo section? Does this white girl know? I was actually really. Duolingo. They organize it, you know, like in the order that you're most likely to need it.

[00:26:39] So they start with like the basic stuffs and like groceries. It turns out that goes not in there. It turns out it's like how to buy things and how to pay for things and like interactions you probably will have if

[00:26:48] you go to another place where they don't speak English. It does. The basic section does have Donde esta el baño. But every time it pops up, I'm like, Donde esta el cabrio? Yeah. Like the same thing with the Japanese one,

[00:27:03] like the first sections like how to order basic foods and then it's like how to how to ask for like a doctor or lawyer or like things like that. And I'm like, like, basic things. Like we immediately moved to I need a lawyer. Hey, you know what?

[00:27:19] Japan has a lot of weird little laws and stuff like that. So I bet like you need it more often than you think. Like is it Japan or Korea that I'm thinking of where like it's a

[00:27:29] it's you can't go into a lot of public bathhouses if you have tattoos because they associate them with gangs. No idea. Never heard of that. So I think it's Japan is the Yakuza of Japan or China? I don't know. I have no idea. I couldn't speak on it.

[00:27:45] My speciality was Russian gangs not speaking of which though, when am I getting my new tattoos? Well, I when do you want? I figured you'd want to wait a little bit for money reasons. No, we have credit cards. It's fine. I've seen your DoorDash account. Obviously it's fine.

[00:28:07] And you see him's account. So it's all I'm saying. Listen, I am so much better. I'm going to get like a whole thing on my right shoulder and then I'll have to get like the whole sleeve on the left.

[00:28:26] So I guess I'll just order DoorDash two or three more times today and then it'll be good. I don't order DoorDash that often half the time my friends just buy it for us. Yeah, when you're at work or something, but I know for sure.

[00:28:40] You got stuff delivered at home. Yes. So when I am depressed, I do tend to order a lot more DoorDash. I'm trying to think. I had so many stories that I was like, oh, I'll talk about this. Yep.

[00:28:54] You never write them down even though you know you have memory problems. Half of them were when I was driving so I couldn't write them down. You can use text-to-speech on your Notepad by the way. Just so you're tracking. How do I activate Notepad when I'm driving?

[00:29:09] Same way you activate the fucking you texting me while you're driving. What do you mean? There's not like a thing on it and you play. No, because my texting you I just talk. I don't like anything. I try to touch my phone when I'm driving. Oh, my gosh.

[00:29:23] Do you touch the screen to change the songs or radio or anything? Because it's about the same functionality. You touch. Yeah, but I don't have to look. You don't have to look to touch the screen?

[00:29:34] No, because I know where everything is like touching my phone a lot more difficult. You know where everything is on your screen on the on the fucking display? Mm-hmm. What do you mean? Mm-hmm. Working glance at it for a second and look back up to code. Right.

[00:29:49] I mean, you're a second and you thank you. Thank you. I just don't. I don't look at my phone while I'm driving. But you look at a different screen that's right next to it is my point.

[00:29:58] Like you can easily look at your phone, click it and look back up in the same amount of time that you can look at the screen, click next song and look back up to the same functionality. You judge me a lot for the way I do things.

[00:30:10] I'm not judging you for it. I'm pointing it out that yes, you do look at a screen and on the screen. I'm not judgmental. I'm just. It's not judgmental. I'm telling you what the reality is and you're telling me that the reality is wrong. For me, it's different.

[00:30:26] For you, it's different to look at a screen and tap something or look at a screen and tap something. I understand. Because I have to look at my phone, I have to look down and it's different. I don't do it. You have to look down.

[00:30:35] Hold your phone up. Put your phone on a little mountain. No because then if there's a cop or something they're going to see me. So put your phone in a little mountain next to your fucking screen on your car.

[00:30:44] There's not like a great place to mount my phone though. So now we're running into the actual brutal cause of problems. You don't have anywhere to put the phone. It's not that you wouldn't be able to touch the phone. I just, I don't, I can wait.

[00:30:59] I can wait. Clearly you can't because you don't have the stories. Remember when we're circling back around to the first part where you have the thoughts and you don't remember. Like you do this weird thing where you just like talk at me and then I

[00:31:09] forget how my story is anyways because I'm like, damn, you're a hell of judgmental right now. You are the one that said, I don't really stories. I did not pressure you into coming up with stories. I didn't talk at you to come up with stories.

[00:31:22] I sat here and waited and you said, damn, I had so many stories and then I forgot them all. That is what you said. Yeah. I think you think you're teasing me but it just like, it makes it harder to

[00:31:31] remember because it just feels like you're like, oh, you didn't do this. You didn't do this. You know? I'm not asking you to remember right now. I'm telling you a way that you could potentially remember in the future. I'm not saying, hey, you should do this right now.

[00:31:42] That way you remember it. It'd be dangerous. Driving is dangerous. Just fucking walk everywhere. Take the bus. It's safer. Like what do you mean? You're going to mitigate risks like mitigate all the risks while you mitigate in the one risk that you have control of.

[00:31:58] Yeah, but that risk is highly illegal. That risk is highly illegal. Uh-huh. Am I the only one who doesn't use their phone while they're driving? Use your phone girl. It's like I'm telling you right now, if you put your phone up on a

[00:32:16] little mount and you tap a button that says on your notes app, it is no different than looking over and tapping a button on your radio. Like it is the same amount of time, functionality, brain power that you devote to doing that.

[00:32:29] If you're uncomfortable with the phone, you should be uncomfortable with doing that on your radio too but you're not. That's what my point is. Well maybe I'll look into it. I think you should. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Listen.

[00:32:46] Look into putting your phone up there so you can make notes while you're driving. Tell me in a little bit nicer way. Uh-huh. And I just wish this isn't the third time I've had to tell you all this but it is. Well I'm sorry.

[00:33:03] My brain is clean the best it can. Which is why I keep telling you to take notes with your brain so that you can just look back and remember because remember our earlier conversation where you were like, I like reading. Remember that part?

[00:33:14] If you write stuff down you can read it later. It's like a double whammy. You'll remember stuff and you get to read. I'm just looking out for your hobbies really. Sure. Sure you are. I just want to jump into like a giant foam pit or

[00:33:30] like a giant bean bag or something. A lot of things are not at TwitchCon then you're fine. Oh my god I forgot all about that there's people like breaking their arms and shit. Yeah one lady broke her tailbone because she jumped in after she won that fight.

[00:33:47] It was bad. They were like yeah we have it. It's like three feet deep. You're like three feet of foam to break like a 200 pound human's like fall. What are you talking about? Yeah it's not like they're toddlers. You need a little bit more cushion.

[00:34:01] I'm like do you see when people like jump on foam pits and they go all the way into the foam it's because it's a pit. I like foam pits though. Like I just think they're so relaxing. I like foam pits better than ball pits.

[00:34:17] I'm gonna throw it out there. Ball pits are so uncomfortable and they're probably much dirtier. They're not uncomfortable. I just feel like they're dirtier even though the foam probably traps more like bacteria. I just feel like the balls are dirtier for some reason. I don't know why.

[00:34:31] Yeah I agree. The balls all are dirtier. But then again you can probably in the foam pit and nobody would notice but the ball pit people would probably notice pretty quick. You could do what? Your voice got out whenever you said that. What could you do?

[00:34:45] What do you think I said? I don't know and I don't want to guess. You're gonna have to. Pea? You're gonna pee in there? No I just didn't hear what you said. I like... No, no. Default answer is pee now.

[00:35:00] You can pee in a foam pit but not in a ball pit. That's what you're saying. It's probably easier to clean up in a ball pit. I feel like it's easier to clean up in a foam pit. You just pick out the soaked up foam and you're like

[00:35:10] oh these ones are wet. It would soak down to the bottom so you'd have to keep digging and then you'd just be digging in this soaked foam. Yeah but like if you piss on the balls it's gonna be on the outside of the ball so that

[00:35:22] any ball you touch. You could just spray them down with like water you know. And where's the water gonna go? There's not a drainage at the bottom of the ball pit. They probably have a drain. There's no drain. Can we ever clean those? Oh my gosh, no.

[00:35:32] Have you ever seen the bottom of a ball pit? No I don't want to do... There's just like trash and dead things. The 16 year old moderate during the ball pit certainly is not gonna do that. The what? The 16 year old monitoring the ball pit

[00:35:47] is probably not gonna do that. That's what I'm saying. You're gonna take every ball out by hand and you don't know which ones have pee on them until you touch them. That's all I'm saying. But like the foam, you could just scoop up

[00:35:59] like that foam and you'd be like those ones are wet. You go throw those foam away, get some new foam. You know? I feel like it would be... The mess would be more contained with your pee foam.

[00:36:10] I don't want to do that as much as I thought I did. Okay. This is random. Hold on, I gotta stretch. Alright, good talk. Sorry. Get back next week after you're done stretching. Sorry to interrupt your morning routine. So I put this Amazon box in the hallway

[00:36:28] for the cats to enjoy. But Chipmunk just keeps like standing up in the box and like staring into the darkness. And I'm like, she looks like a little homeless cat. It's kind of funny. She likes this box so much it's ridiculous.

[00:36:52] I'll have to post a TikTok later or something. You'll be a homeless cat. I keep getting these YouTube videos of a guy playing cards against humanity with his cat and I just think they're super funny. Oh my God. I have not no long time though.

[00:37:13] So he puts down like five or six white cards facedown on the ground and he reads a black card and then the cat will just smack one of the white cards and he's like, oh okay, and it picks it up and he's just like,

[00:37:25] wow, that's the worst card you could have picked. That's horrifying. Then it just cuts off at the end of the video and you're like what? I've had our cats would get a kick out of that. I don't think they'd still log in up for that.

[00:37:38] I don't think you're going to have success with that. Especially straight roll, oh my God. Sometimes me and Chipmunk will just be chilling and sweet roll will come over and start doing that and both me and Chipmunk look at each other like this bitch again.

[00:37:53] She just wants to play. I know she does. You guys don't love her enough, apparently. Chipmunk will be like, she plays a lot. Actually, she gets to play more than Chipmunk because she's so much more aggressive about the way she plays.

[00:38:11] Chipmunk needs to warm up a little bit. She wants to be teased a little bit with the toys. Watch it stare at the little mouse for a while. Are you turning around to look at them? No. That sounds like you're getting further away.

[00:38:25] I just paused in the middle of speaking because I needed to gather my thoughts. But she wants to stare at the toy and pretend like she's actually hunting a mouse or something. Not sweet roll. Sweet roll just attacks immediately.

[00:38:40] I'll pick up the toy and immediately she's jumping on it. I'm like, shit, I haven't even started yet, girl. Patient. Then you're like, oh yeah, I played with them for hours today and they still wanted fucking more attention

[00:38:52] and then I watched a video of you playing with them and it's you reading on your phone while you're throwing something back and forth. I'm like, oh yeah, it looks like a lot of hard work you're doing over there. Well do the high intensity exercise for 10 minutes

[00:39:05] and that's supposed to be enough. Okay, hold on. Are you measuring their heart rate? What do you mean high intensity exercise? Exercise that they're running back and forth over a long distance or like they're actually... A long distance? Are you taking them on a treadmill?

[00:39:18] No, oh my God. They'll run around the whole apartment. That's part of why I got the long toy because I can flip it far over and there's more distance before they can reach it. But sweet roll is just a little bit hard. It's harder to entertain.

[00:39:38] My question was just what is high intensity exercise for the cat because they look the same no matter what they're doing and I definitely have never seen them breathing heavy so... It's actually a really bad sign if your cats are heavily breathing. That's what I'm saying.

[00:39:53] What do you mean you're giving them heavy exercise? Like where they're actually running around instead of just like sometimes they'll lay down or flop down and play with the toy like exercise where they have to run a little bit. Yeah.

[00:40:06] They really like sit when I throw the toys. The toy back and forth and you sit on your phone like I've watched it and that's the high intensity part you're like oh yeah they're going back and forth now. That's not all I do.

[00:40:16] I didn't say it was all you do but you can't tell me that you've been playing with them for hours and it was so exhausting. I just mean like after like 10, 20 minutes of like active playtime I just sit down and start reading

[00:40:29] because I'm like okay we're gonna be here for a while. I don't believe that. Or sometimes I'll play with them in the bedroom while I'm watching Netflix or something like play with them with the other hand. What? So it almost never takes up your

[00:40:48] f***ing is what we're getting at here. Like it's never your main focus. It's you know. Listen. But it's always presented that way. Okay have you been having stress dreams for the rest of the night? What? What the hell are you talking about? What does that mean?

[00:41:05] It's a denial. Like what? Like I keep having wedding nightmares. Yeah it does sound like a nightmare to marry me. No that's not the part that's giving me a night. Like I had a dream I shaved off half my eyebrow but just one.

[00:41:20] So like my left eyebrow was half gone and the other one was fine. Was that the end? So what? I just, well you know I can only remember bits and pieces of my dreaming. Like oh no. What will we do? But usually like it seems to revolve around

[00:41:38] people taking away my choices and doing things they don't want. Oh yeah but when I tell you to make a decision I'm the bad guy. Okay. No you're not. I just overstimulated sometimes and like I need a break and then I try to express that to you

[00:41:55] and you don't understand and I'm having a full meltdown already and I'm like listen I need a second. You need a full break. The last meltdown you had we bought a bunch of stuff for the honeymoon and then I asked you a question

[00:42:07] and you're like we've already done so much today and we've discussed things for like 30 minutes about the honeymoon. From the bones are nearly two hours. Yeah and most of that was you freaking out over me asking you questions. Well I also, I realized part of that was

[00:42:22] because the night before I didn't think about it but when we were drinking and stuff and I didn't take my medication. That's on you but I was like driving back and getting you was rough. I don't know I'm just so tired

[00:42:42] I don't know I feel like the whole world feels like this right now but I'm just so tired. The whole world's tired yeah. So I spoke to that guy in Spanish so he wouldn't have to put an extra effort. Listen

[00:42:58] I feel like a lot of people don't make an effort to do that you know. I didn't say it was a bad thing. I applaud you for making the effort to speak to him in Spanish. If he only speaks Spanish and you can speak

[00:43:09] enough Spanish to have a conversation good on ya. But he's right. Was you walking in and just looking at him going ah he only speaks Spanish. Like we okay. I observed the information I had and was pretty sure he spoke mostly Spanish. You made a biased decision

[00:43:28] based on his looks and surroundings. Yes I'm aware. I mean yeah everything in the store was like Mexican like it was. Yes you were right next to the border. That's what I'm saying like you probably spoke mostly Spanish like I'm not. You probably spoke mostly Spanish yes

[00:43:44] but you originally said he only spoke Spanish based on your his appearances. Well I misspoke I never said anything about his appearances. Yes you did you said. No I didn't. Yes you did. He said he was Mexican and everything in the store was Mexican or Spanish.

[00:44:00] That's what you said. I don't believe I did but we can we can listen back later. Okay. You give me headaches. Given that guy headaches I'm going to go find him. Excuse me do you speak English? I need to record a conversation we haven't in a-

[00:44:17] Shut the fuck up. I don't even know why you went to that random gas station. Like it's not a good gas station to go to. It's not? I really know. Oh gas station is much more expensive than it is here. That would be why it's not the right

[00:44:32] one to go to because the ones that have most everything in Spanish have higher prices because people coming from Mexico are more comfortable going to them but they get charged more. Well I expected it was the closest one. Yeah no you definitely should

[00:44:47] have just asked I would have pointed you to where to go. I tried I did my best. I know you did. Proud that you made it through safely of that. Dangerous encounter but. My anxiety knows no bounds. I get so anxious being down here

[00:45:05] about yeah you made a weird decision. Okay so this topic changed but have you seen like people that trend. You can just say what you want. Have you seen that trend where it's like oh things I think would make cute baby names if they didn't mean what they

[00:45:21] mean and it's like one of them was like malaria. Malaria why was that? Malaria why would that be a cute baby name. Like words that sound nice but because of what they actually mean you know it's like. I saw an article

[00:45:37] the other day I think it was a post on Reddit. It was a screenshot from Facebook and it was like this mom posting on Facebook she's like I don't know what to do. I really like naming all my kids like traditional biblical names but they're getting

[00:45:50] made fun of in class and she named like her kids like Shem and like Mathiolica or something like that and I was like well of course they're going to get made fun of. She's like put their strong biblical names of like yeah

[00:46:05] but you gave them to a child and also it's like you know there's so many biblical names you could go with like you could go with Joseph. No she was going with the Old Testament or some shit? No no it was one of all of

[00:46:20] the like ancestors of one specifically like person in the Bible I can't remember who it was but she picked all the names of like all the relatives of this one specific person in the Bible and I was like that's cool and all but like or even you know

[00:46:37] course they're going to get made fun of. Adam would be a great name. Adam is a good name. But no she picked those names and people were like you picked those names and not think that your kids would get made fun of like you

[00:46:51] you can't pick like names that were strong at the time and they expect them to still be like strong confident names now like it changes with the time it's like it depends on the Greek like there's old fashioned names like I love the name Ophelia like I

[00:47:06] there's some that you can get away with not like from Shakespeare you know but like yeah Shem what is that? It sounds like it sounds like a Jewish holiday celebration or something. Yeah well and then they updated it and she posted like their middle names and their middle

[00:47:20] names were not better. It was like because people were like why don't they just go by their middle names at school and she's like okay and she posted all the middle names and they were equally as bad and I was like never mind can't do that

[00:47:35] can't do it but it's like the same thing is like you could name people you can you can use older names but you can't be like oh yeah this is like you can't pick like an old Greek name and then expect it to have the same

[00:47:46] meaning and like respect and what not nowadays is it would have back then you know like it was a strong proud name of a warrior and he did so many great things and you're like he may have when yeah made the name for himself

[00:48:00] but even if it sounds good like if you name your kid something like Beowulf they're still gonna be fun probably. Yeah like there's I don't know that's all I was like you just you can't get away with some of those. But you know what

[00:48:14] anything is better than the like the like the like the like the 60,000 spellings that's popping right now. Absidy they got made from it was just ABCDE and you're like Absidy huh that's cool or LaDasha is another one. Yeah did you know in some countries you can only pick

[00:48:33] from like a pre-approved register of baby names and if you want to like name something different you have to submit like an appeal. I think that's a great option for a lot of countries I don't know that it would work here but I think it should go through

[00:48:49] like a process you know you should you know what you should do that it shouldn't be up to adults to name that right you should you should give the name right put it on a piece of paper and then just give it to like a middle school class

[00:49:07] and then just be like hey this is the new student the new student that'll be joining us is named blah blah blah right and you give them the name and you just see how the students react and if they all like start laughing it's not a good name

[00:49:18] that's it quicker way too if you have a name that you want to use for a child go to a Starbucks or your local coffee shop order and give them the name of the child and see what they come up with if they can get it close

[00:49:33] or whatever or pronounce it or anything and that doesn't go for cultural names like I have a lot of like Indian customers and stuff like that and I take great pains to like say their names yeah yeah but like same English I think it's different if you're

[00:49:48] if you're wanting just to determine if people will be able to say it and know what it is go to the Starbucks if you want to know if your child will get bullied in school go to the middle school and ask these ideas brought to

[00:49:59] you by Jordan and Ripley now that being said don't just walk up to any random middle school first you got to get like a kid in there right you got to have a reason to be there otherwise it's just creepy now second well I mean you can't

[00:50:12] go into them and most middle schools have like like gates and things that you have to walk let me finish let me finish second of all if they have gates and you can't get in even though you have a kid there just sign up for part-time door dash

[00:50:25] and then hang out near the school eventually you'll get an order from somebody in the school you just go in there drop it off you become friends with them over a little bit of time you go hey my son goes to school here you might

[00:50:37] if I go say hi real quick and then you go in you're like hey does anybody know your name got it then you walk out that's how that works nice I'm hungry I uh yeah I need to get some food or something I don't have any

[00:50:59] I've been working just every day for the past who knows how long right stop and I'm just I'm just kind of hoping I don't get called in today but I what is it I bought Helldivers 2 like four days ago still have not been able to play

[00:51:14] because I've just been so busy with work and I think I'm like I'll make a request of that you take me like do you get a chance play it like no I'm still looking working like yeah so what is the game I keep seeing it

[00:51:29] like on social media and stuff I don't know anything about it yeah it's democracy oh okay what that's it oh does it feel like one of your descriptions alright so we we basically the games about conquering other planets and eliminating the bugs and the robots

[00:51:53] that live on them in the name of capitalism right no it's it's in the name of democracy right so you you literally genocide is always fine in the name of democracy yes and so you're you're part of the Helldivers you jump on different like planets you just exterminate

[00:52:13] anything that moves that isn't people and then you liberate the planets as they call it and and that's it that's the whole game it's just like swarms of enemies and you liberate planets but they they did it differently so like there's no like campaign per se

[00:52:31] they have a galactic map of like all the different planets and they have certain planets that are active and so like they have like four or five whole planets that you you can jump on to right and everybody in the world that's playing can jump on these planets

[00:52:49] and you're all working to liberate like one like one actual planet so then when that planet gets liberated you all go on to the next planet so it's like a collective like group of people like players that are actually like working towards these goals oh

[00:53:04] that seems really good or really bad huh no it's good it's a good feature and like it's been a lot of positive feedback on it of like hey we're actually all like working towards it and if you join the game you can see like on the galactic map

[00:53:17] you can see all the planets that have already been liberated and the current ones that are going on I didn't think one of the things this morning so they still have like 200,000 people on like usually at any one time like something like like god dang you know

[00:53:32] you know them pretty well I wish I had time to play games with my friends but we all have different schedules I haven't really been playing anything I haven't been like Sims and Power World just like fashion game like I get home from work and I'm so tired

[00:53:49] I just go sit on the bed and have a little snacky and play this little fashion game and then go sleep did I drop out what just happened oh were you saying something yeah I didn't hear anything come through no I heard you you said

[00:54:05] I usually go sit on the bed and then it just stopped and I'll like okay oh yeah usually just I'll go sit and then I'll close and later I just sit on the bed and then I go to bed at like 9 30 10 sorry I keep passing out on you

[00:54:21] I don't believe that you're sleeping at 9 30 or 10 because you'll text me and you're like oh yeah I closed today so I was up to like one and then I slept until like nine and I'm like why are you late I did that one day um

[00:54:36] cause I stayed up to like three of them I closed and then I stayed up because I don't I used to have the disk for it so I thought I couldn't access it without the disk but I guess it's connected to my account

[00:54:47] and they were having a huge sale in all the packs and I got like the biggest burst of joy because when I was in middle school when the Sims 3 came out it was the recession and like I couldn't afford any of the packs like my family couldn't

[00:54:59] buy me things like that um so I got like the dragon pack and the fairy pack and I was just I literally just played the Sims 3 until three in the morning I was having so much I had a job at 13 yeah it's illegal not under the table

[00:55:16] it's not have you seen those memes and it's like like millennials they're like ah my bad I really should have you know bought houses up when I was 14 when the housing market collapsed before the price yeah I've seen that and it's like oh why didn't I

[00:55:29] think of buying a house in 2008 when I was starting middle school what silly things I was doing back then yeah big concern with learning algebra that was so silly and now look we just google math questions I do math every day actually at work you know what's funny

[00:55:50] as I realize I'm much better at math than I thought I just like there's not what I'm standing next to you oh my god no when people watch me do things I can't I can't function you were doing like a math section on Duolingo and you were like

[00:56:07] yeah I'm doing math in here I'm doing really well I was like oh that's awesome and I looked I was like let me see and it was like 8 plus 6 and you were like 12 9 6 and I was like what's happening here and you were like

[00:56:22] I can't do it if you're watching I'm like you're gonna do 8 plus 6 if I'm watching yeah did you just whisper it to yourself I heard a very point 14 yeah so like I also don't do math like a bunch of other people

[00:56:41] I think it's more common to do it this way now but like like I always really struggled so like 8 plus 6 I would do like 8 plus 4 is 12 I know so then I would do 12 plus 2 is 14 and that's how I have to do math in my head you do what

[00:56:56] hold on to explain that again so like if I was doing 8 plus 6 I know that 8 plus 4 is 12 and then 12 plus 2 is 14 like I have to break down the numbers to understand it better you could also do I think that's how they teach it now you could also do

[00:57:12] if there's two numbers that are like two apart you can just add one to it and then you have two of the same number so like 6 and 8 you'd be like oh they're one apart so that's just 7 and 7 it's 14 yeah I do that sometimes too

[00:57:25] cause the milk counts at work I see a lot of the same numbers so I've like some of them I'll do exactly that I'm like oh yeah it's this you know for me I think geometry is really the big one like algebra is great love algebra geometry shapes

[00:57:44] geometry is before algebra isn't it for me it wasn't oh I don't know I don't know the order of it but I feel like geometry should be like it's just shapes for me it was like when you got into like I think the problem is

[00:57:58] when I was in 10th grade I did well enough in my Algebra 2 class that my teacher recommended me to take the AP or the honors class next year and it was honors geometry and that was a mistake I should not have done that

[00:58:18] I had to retake half the semester online because I failed and then I passed I did well in all my math classes up until the point where they were like yeah you should go we're gonna recommend you for AP calculus your senior year and I was like oh

[00:58:31] no and same thing with Spanish they recommended me for AP calculus and AP Spanish and like one other AP class and I was like eee I don't want any of those and I denied all three of them and they were like why you'll have college credits I'm like

[00:58:45] I don't need a college credit in Spanish or calculus so I was like I'll be okay so like senior year I didn't take a language in high school senior year I had the easiest senior year because like all six of my classes were super easy and then

[00:59:00] starting senior year they were like yeah you you're gonna get a regular and I was like sounds good like you know whatever and they're like no no there's three levels of degrees and I was like aha I know you know it was like you could get

[00:59:15] the regular degree the honors or like the advanced honors degree or something and I was like okay and they were like you're gonna get a regular degree but if you finish all your classes with A's this year you'll be placed with the honors and I was like cool

[00:59:31] I'll get honors then right and they were like no no no I'll get to it because I have like senior year things to not do you know and so I was like okay so what are you saying he's like all you need is one more English class

[00:59:46] and you'll be you'll qualify for the advanced honors degree and I was like okay how do I do that you want me to take seven classes in six hours like it's not gonna work out you know if it's well for me here and they're like they're like

[00:59:59] no no no we have a program we can give you an online English class and you know I was like like after school would you be wanting to do that and I was like yeah sure me as well so I went to this English class online

[01:00:13] I think I told my parents about it like two weeks into the class and they were like what are you doing I'm like English class and I'm like online and I'm like yeah and it was like a full thing and so I explained the whole thing

[01:00:28] and they're like oh that's really cool anyway so this but to get like the credit towards the thing no I like four weeks in I was like I was talking to the professor and I was like yeah I'm just not feeling like super stimulated by the class

[01:00:43] is there anything I can do to like work ahead or like read ahead because we would do like these giant sessions you know like you did in class where everyone would read but some people are just like not comprehending that letters make up words and you know

[01:00:57] so I was like it's just not simulating me like it's you know especially when I'm in class at school I can deal with it because I don't have anywhere to be but when I'm sitting in my you know room at home I'm like man

[01:01:07] I'd rather do anything else right now and so they were they were like okay well here's you can work ahead then here's all this stuff materials and he gave me like a ton of stuff you know like like workbooks and like activities and like essays

[01:01:23] and things to do and like books to read and whatnot and I was like awesome thanks so fast forward like two weeks later like week like five and a half almost week six I give all of it back to him right and I was like

[01:01:36] here you go hey I finished all this stuff is there anything else that I can be working on and he's like no that was the material for the rest of the course and I was like oh well thanks and he goes do you want to just take

[01:01:48] the final exam and I was like yeah sure what do I need to do he's like we'll just schedule it for like a random day and then I can he has to you know like go on the camera to make sure I'm not cheating

[01:01:58] or anything I was like so I did that so I ended up doing it finishing this this like 12 week course in like six and a half weeks because I was like man I want to do that so like the last half of my senior year

[01:02:08] didn't even do any of that English class like it didn't show up to any of the classes but a past it got in a like hey cool yeah nice well I gotta start getting ready for work and eating stuff so what does that mean huh

[01:02:23] you can't take it you just prioritizing things in the real world instead of in the real internet I get it I know our two listeners will be very disappointed but I think it's only going to be disappointed in you so it's fine

[01:02:37] well if you made it this far thank you for listening to me and Jordan squabble and chat about all those little things squabble you're the one getting defensive not me obviously I'm the greatest of course naturally I'm marrying you now wait hopefully something can rub off on you

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