Mindless Games

[00:00:11] Why would you say such a controversial thing to me?

[00:00:14] Who needs support? Support is for wimps

[00:00:17] Support is for wimps, is that what you said?

[00:00:19] Oh yeah

[00:00:22] Have you been to therapy lately?

[00:00:26] That sounds interesting

[00:00:28] I had a therapy enough

[00:00:30] Yeah, I just thought that was, it's kind of weird though

[00:00:33] I mean, are you a wimp?

[00:00:37] No

[00:00:37] I mean, you have a support therapist, huh?

[00:00:42] I thought a support therapist

[00:00:43] What do they do?

[00:00:46] Teach you tools to be a good person and live your life well

[00:00:53] So they're not supporting you in some way

[00:00:55] No

[00:00:59] Yeah, okay, can I go with that, huh?

[00:01:02] Supporters for the week, hang on, I gotta schedule my next therapy appointment

[00:01:08] I have trouble with comedy acting

[00:01:10] Cause like, I don't know how people don't laugh at things

[00:01:12] Or laugh at like, when I try to lie, I'm like

[00:01:16] Giggle, you know?

[00:01:18] I mean, comedy acting

[00:01:20] You're not allowed to tell jokes

[00:01:21] No, but like, I feel like you have to take the joke seriously

[00:01:23] When you're telling it in acting

[00:01:26] And like, I just laugh

[00:01:28] Like, I can't

[00:01:29] I can't keep the joke going, you know?

[00:01:32] Cause I just find it too funny myself

[00:01:34] Yeah, it's pretty entertaining to watch yourself too

[00:01:36] When you realize something is a joke

[00:01:38] And you're like

[00:01:40] Okay, I can do this

[00:01:41] I got this

[00:01:42] And then you laugh anyway and it's ruined

[00:01:44] Like a chihuahua?

[00:01:46] No

[00:01:47] Those things are worse

[00:01:49] They're just rats

[00:01:50] I don't know if you've

[00:01:51] Did you see

[00:01:52] I saw a little meme about a chihuahua

[00:01:54] And it was like

[00:01:55] Lost dog, Brian

[00:01:56] His chihuahua is not friendly

[00:01:59] Do not contact me

[00:02:01] It was like in a picture

[00:02:02] And it looked like

[00:02:04] It looked like Pete Davidson

[00:02:05] Was wearing like a

[00:02:06] Like a Grinch outfit

[00:02:08] With the black fur instead of green

[00:02:10] That's what it looked like

[00:02:11] It was so funny looking

[00:02:12] He was like

[00:02:15] Please, I don't want this dog back

[00:02:18] You're right

[00:02:18] Yeah, it was so funny to me

[00:02:20] Ah

[00:02:22] Anyway

[00:02:23] This is episode 97

[00:02:24] Oh god

[00:02:25] She's prattling mindlessly

[00:02:27] And I'm mindlessly prattling

[00:02:28] We're your hosts

[00:02:31] What was your name again?

[00:02:32] She's looking at me like I should remember

[00:02:34] I'm literally your wife

[00:02:35] Alright, that's wife

[00:02:37] I'm Jordan

[00:02:39] And

[00:02:40] And we're the ones who talk into the microphones

[00:02:44] Everyone nunchin' again

[00:02:46] Pleasing your ears

[00:02:48] Oh, you don't know that

[00:02:49] Did you just assume

[00:02:51] That your pleasure of the people?

[00:02:53] I know my voice is very pleasurable to hear

[00:02:56] Thank you

[00:02:59] Later, I'm gonna play back your voice to you

[00:03:01] And we're gonna see how many cringy faces you make

[00:03:04] No

[00:03:05] Why not?

[00:03:06] We don't need to do that

[00:03:07] You just said it's pleasurable for the ears

[00:03:08] I know how amazing it is

[00:03:09] Oh, we don't need to do that, do we?

[00:03:11] We don't need to listen to it

[00:03:12] Well, wait till we get to episode 100

[00:03:13] You get to listen to yourself talk

[00:03:16] For a while

[00:03:18] Speaking of which

[00:03:19] Tell us what's going on in episode 100

[00:03:20] For those who haven't been cool and hip

[00:03:23] Like the new kids

[00:03:24] So I guess we are

[00:03:25] Around for 100 episodes now

[00:03:27] Or something

[00:03:29] So

[00:03:29] We're gonna pick out some of our favorite clips

[00:03:31] And share them on that episode

[00:03:33] If you wanna listen

[00:03:36] Your sense of hype is just

[00:03:38] Through the roof right now

[00:03:40] Like yes

[00:03:41] It is week 100

[00:03:42] You should listen

[00:03:44] Oh my god

[00:03:44] Episode 100 coming up

[00:03:46] Cannot believe

[00:03:48] We've gotten this far

[00:03:49] As a podcast

[00:03:50] I'm so excited to share

[00:03:51] All our favorite clips

[00:03:52] With you guys

[00:03:53] How do you have

[00:03:54] Zero and 100

[00:03:55] On your settings?

[00:03:56] Why don't you like

[00:03:57] Pick 50

[00:03:58] Alright

[00:03:58] Pick 50

[00:03:59] Right in the middle

[00:04:00] You could do it

[00:04:00] I believe in you

[00:04:01] I've seen it happen

[00:04:02] I don't know how to do

[00:04:03] When you're just like

[00:04:04] No, 50 happened earlier tonight

[00:04:06] When we were like

[00:04:07] Let's make soup

[00:04:07] And you're like

[00:04:08] Ooh, I love soup

[00:04:08] That was 50

[00:04:09] That was it

[00:04:11] You didn't scream about

[00:04:12] How soup's amazing

[00:04:13] And you're gonna be like

[00:04:14] Ah, so good

[00:04:15] I do love soup

[00:04:16] Right

[00:04:17] But you weren't like

[00:04:18] Soup is good

[00:04:19] Alright guys

[00:04:20] Episode 100 coming up

[00:04:22] So excited

[00:04:23] Like it's just the microphone

[00:04:25] Where you're like

[00:04:25] Yes, we are doing a thing

[00:04:28] You know what?

[00:04:30] On episode 97

[00:04:31] And she's still afraid

[00:04:32] Of the microphones

[00:04:32] But

[00:04:35] I'm more excited

[00:04:36] For The Witcher 4

[00:04:37] Speaking of microphones

[00:04:38] You're right

[00:04:39] There

[00:04:40] The Witcher 4

[00:04:42] I saw

[00:04:43] A little meme

[00:04:45] A little meme

[00:04:46] On the internet

[00:04:46] On the interwebs

[00:04:47] Just a little one

[00:04:48] Yeah

[00:04:49] They're not in my dictionary yet

[00:04:51] But they're on the interwebs

[00:04:51] And it was just like

[00:04:53] A person of a shield

[00:04:54] Blocking like

[00:04:56] Throne bottles

[00:04:57] And like trash

[00:04:58] And they were

[00:04:59] The caption was like

[00:05:00] True Witcher fans

[00:05:02] And it was blocking like

[00:05:03] The Siri timeline

[00:05:04] And The Witcher 4

[00:05:04] And then on the other side

[00:05:05] It was just like

[00:05:06] Weebs who didn't want

[00:05:08] Siri to have a game

[00:05:09] I was like

[00:05:10] Alright

[00:05:10] I think I told you

[00:05:12] But

[00:05:12] I mean

[00:05:13] If you played through

[00:05:14] The end of The Witcher 3

[00:05:15] Like it's pretty obvious

[00:05:17] That the next one

[00:05:18] Was gonna be about Siri

[00:05:19] Like especially

[00:05:20] If you unlocked

[00:05:21] A bunch of different

[00:05:21] Like after credit scenes

[00:05:23] Like

[00:05:23] Whoa spoilers

[00:05:25] It's been a long ass time

[00:05:26] I've never finished

[00:05:27] Any of The Witcher games

[00:05:29] Okay

[00:05:29] I only finished it once

[00:05:30] And I got the bad ending

[00:05:33] But

[00:05:34] I don't even know what it is

[00:05:35] But that's awesome

[00:05:36] Yeah

[00:05:37] I uh

[00:05:39] I know what I need to do

[00:05:40] To get the good one

[00:05:41] So

[00:05:43] That's good

[00:05:44] Yeah

[00:05:46] But

[00:05:46] So the next one's

[00:05:47] Gonna follow Siri

[00:05:48] And like

[00:05:48] I thought the trailer

[00:05:49] Looks super cool

[00:05:50] Like

[00:05:51] The few times

[00:05:52] You got to play her

[00:05:52] In the third one

[00:05:53] Like I thought her powers

[00:05:54] Were really interesting

[00:05:55] So I'm excited to see

[00:05:56] Where her story goes

[00:05:57] Plus like canonically

[00:05:58] I'm pretty sure

[00:05:59] She's like

[00:06:00] Gay or at least

[00:06:01] Half gay

[00:06:01] Which I think is great

[00:06:03] I don't know

[00:06:04] I watched the show

[00:06:05] The show was good

[00:06:06] Up until they got rid

[00:06:07] Of Henry Cavill

[00:06:07] Yeah

[00:06:08] For creative differences

[00:06:09] No

[00:06:10] They got rid of him

[00:06:11] Because he was like

[00:06:12] Hey this is what

[00:06:13] Happens in the books

[00:06:14] And this is what

[00:06:14] Happens in the games

[00:06:15] I'm not doing

[00:06:15] Something else

[00:06:16] And they're like

[00:06:16] Well then I guess

[00:06:17] You're not doing anything

[00:06:17] Ha ha

[00:06:19] That's what I imagine

[00:06:20] They sounded like

[00:06:21] They were arguing

[00:06:22] I can't imagine

[00:06:23] Starting with the

[00:06:24] Perfect representation

[00:06:25] Of your character

[00:06:25] And someone who's

[00:06:26] So passionate about it

[00:06:27] And getting rid of them

[00:06:29] For the guy

[00:06:30] From the Hunger Games

[00:06:31] They were like

[00:06:32] We need someone else

[00:06:33] You're like

[00:06:34] Why the wannabe

[00:06:34] Boyfriend from the

[00:06:35] Hunger Games

[00:06:36] Like I don't

[00:06:37] You couldn't even get

[00:06:38] Like the real Hemsworth

[00:06:39] You got like

[00:06:39] The fake one

[00:06:40] Alright

[00:06:43] I don't know

[00:06:43] I feel kind of bad

[00:06:44] For him

[00:06:44] But he was doomed

[00:06:46] From the start

[00:06:47] You know

[00:06:47] Well yeah

[00:06:48] Even the creator

[00:06:49] Of The Witcher

[00:06:50] Was like

[00:06:50] Yes

[00:06:51] Every portrayal

[00:06:52] Of him going

[00:06:52] Forward

[00:06:52] Is

[00:06:55] Is him

[00:06:56] And you're like

[00:06:57] Okay

[00:06:57] That makes sense

[00:06:58] I mean

[00:06:58] He looks a lot

[00:06:59] Like Geralt

[00:07:01] In Witcher 3

[00:07:01] That's what I'm saying

[00:07:02] They replaced him

[00:07:03] And I haven't seen

[00:07:04] Any of the seasons

[00:07:05] After he got replaced

[00:07:06] So I'm like

[00:07:07] No

[00:07:07] Even the last season

[00:07:09] That he was on

[00:07:10] Like you can just

[00:07:11] Tell the crew

[00:07:12] Is just kind of

[00:07:12] Going through the motions

[00:07:15] I didn't really like

[00:07:16] The costume design

[00:07:17] Or anything

[00:07:17] But

[00:07:18] The first season

[00:07:19] Was really good

[00:07:21] That's why

[00:07:21] I thought it would be

[00:07:22] I remember like

[00:07:23] It was so good

[00:07:24] That season 2 came out

[00:07:25] And you got mad at me

[00:07:25] For starting it without you

[00:07:27] Yeah

[00:07:27] Cause

[00:07:28] We were watching

[00:07:29] We watched the whole

[00:07:30] First season together

[00:07:31] And you're like

[00:07:31] Anyway

[00:07:32] I'm three episodes

[00:07:32] Into the second season

[00:07:33] And I was like

[00:07:34] Are you heartless

[00:07:35] Mother

[00:07:36] Of people

[00:07:38] Uh huh

[00:07:39] Uh huh

[00:07:39] It's a family friendly show now

[00:07:41] Ripley forgot to tell you

[00:07:42] That at the beginning

[00:07:43] Is it

[00:07:43] She's gonna not curse

[00:07:44] Once during this

[00:07:45] Okay

[00:07:48] That's the sound

[00:07:49] Of true dedication

[00:07:50] And belief right there

[00:07:51] So the other game

[00:07:52] Though I showed Jordan

[00:07:53] That I'm really excited for

[00:07:54] Is Split Fiction

[00:07:56] Which

[00:07:56] If you've seen

[00:07:57] It takes two

[00:07:58] Or no way out

[00:07:59] It's kind of like that

[00:07:59] Where you can do

[00:08:00] Co-op

[00:08:01] Uh split screen co-op

[00:08:03] It's designed

[00:08:04] For split screen co-op

[00:08:05] Let's

[00:08:05] Let's not say

[00:08:06] You can do

[00:08:07] It's designed for

[00:08:08] It's specifically designed for

[00:08:09] Online co-op

[00:08:11] So

[00:08:11] Well yes

[00:08:12] But it's designed for

[00:08:13] Two player co-op

[00:08:14] Is what it's designed for

[00:08:14] Yeah

[00:08:15] And I really like

[00:08:15] Playing those kinds of games

[00:08:16] With you

[00:08:16] I think it's really fun

[00:08:17] Um

[00:08:18] I just

[00:08:19] There's something about

[00:08:21] Sitting next to each other

[00:08:22] Playing a game

[00:08:22] Like

[00:08:23] Together

[00:08:24] That's

[00:08:24] Just

[00:08:25] Much better than like

[00:08:26] Doing it online

[00:08:29] Excuse me

[00:08:30] I ate too much soup

[00:08:32] I was randomly scrolling

[00:08:34] Through YouTube yesterday

[00:08:35] And I saw a really good

[00:08:36] Soup recipe

[00:08:37] So I

[00:08:38] Sent it to Rippling

[00:08:39] We had it tonight

[00:08:40] I didn't know

[00:08:41] That it was gonna be

[00:08:42] 80 degrees today

[00:08:43] Otherwise

[00:08:43] We would not have had soup

[00:08:44] Well

[00:08:45] It was way too warm

[00:08:46] But

[00:08:47] It was delicious though

[00:08:48] It was also very delicious

[00:08:49] Yes

[00:08:49] Like oh my god

[00:08:50] I ate a lot of soup

[00:08:51] And a lot of bread

[00:08:51] And now I'm like

[00:08:53] Soup

[00:08:54] I'll post the link

[00:08:55] In the uh

[00:08:56] In the description

[00:08:56] For the

[00:08:57] Soup

[00:08:58] It's really good soup

[00:08:58] But yeah

[00:09:00] So Split Fiction

[00:09:01] Is

[00:09:01] It looks like

[00:09:02] There's two different writers

[00:09:04] Trying to get their idea made

[00:09:05] And one of them is like

[00:09:06] A fantasy writer

[00:09:07] And one of them is a sci-fi writer

[00:09:08] And they get stuck inside

[00:09:10] Both of their books

[00:09:11] But then there's

[00:09:12] The company's trying to kill them

[00:09:14] And

[00:09:14] I don't know

[00:09:15] What else

[00:09:16] Cause it obviously

[00:09:17] It was just like one trailer

[00:09:19] Um

[00:09:19] But

[00:09:20] I

[00:09:20] I think that one's gonna be

[00:09:22] Really fun

[00:09:22] Like

[00:09:23] I

[00:09:23] I

[00:09:23] Can't not wait to play that

[00:09:25] With you actually

[00:09:26] Did it say when in 2025

[00:09:28] Or did it just say

[00:09:29] Early 2025

[00:09:30] No they just said early 2025

[00:09:31] But

[00:09:32] Hmm

[00:09:34] Well

[00:09:34] Either way then

[00:09:37] Warframe's getting an update

[00:09:38] With the 1999 thing

[00:09:40] There was a lot of controversy

[00:09:42] Over like the Astro Boy

[00:09:43] Thing

[00:09:44] Which I think is weird

[00:09:45] You brought it up

[00:09:45] I don't know anything about Astro Boy

[00:09:47] But that's like the

[00:09:48] PlayStation one right

[00:09:49] Right

[00:09:49] I thought that Astro Boy

[00:09:51] Was like the

[00:09:52] When we first got the

[00:09:53] PS5

[00:09:54] It was like

[00:09:54] Oh you can play this game

[00:09:55] That comes pre-installed

[00:09:57] On the PlayStation

[00:09:57] I was like

[00:09:58] Okay cool little thing

[00:09:59] That's what I thought

[00:09:59] And then I saw

[00:10:01] But I didn't think

[00:10:02] Anything of it

[00:10:02] And then I saw

[00:10:04] Apparently the full game

[00:10:05] Like an actual game

[00:10:06] Came out

[00:10:08] And that's the one

[00:10:09] That they're referring to

[00:10:09] I was thinking

[00:10:10] When I saw it

[00:10:11] In the lineup

[00:10:12] I thought it was just like

[00:10:13] The one that just

[00:10:14] Came install on there

[00:10:15] That was just like

[00:10:16] Hey here's how you use

[00:10:17] The PlayStation 5

[00:10:18] And the controller

[00:10:18] And the

[00:10:19] The haptic feedback

[00:10:20] And everything that was new

[00:10:21] About the controllers

[00:10:22] And the system

[00:10:24] No apparently

[00:10:25] It's a full game

[00:10:26] And I was

[00:10:27] I

[00:10:28] Had no idea

[00:10:29] What's it about?

[00:10:30] A little robot?

[00:10:31] I don't know

[00:10:32] About a little robot?

[00:10:33] Yeah I don't know

[00:10:37] What

[00:10:37] I searched the wrong thing

[00:10:40] I put Astro Boy

[00:10:41] Instead of Astro Bot

[00:10:42] Like the movie

[00:10:47] Unlike Astro's Playroom

[00:10:49] That's what I was thinking of

[00:10:50] Astro's Playroom

[00:10:51] Is the

[00:10:51] The thing that comes

[00:10:53] Install on there

[00:10:54] Let me read

[00:10:56] Let me read

[00:10:57] The PlayStation description

[00:10:58] Of it

[00:10:58] Where is it?

[00:10:59] Where did it

[00:10:59] What?

[00:11:00] It just disappeared on me

[00:11:02] Huh?

[00:11:04] How is that helpful?

[00:11:05] You should play Astro Bot

[00:11:06] Thank you

[00:11:06] I don't

[00:11:07] I just want the description

[00:11:08] But

[00:11:10] Okay

[00:11:10] More familiar faces

[00:11:12] No

[00:11:12] Add-ons

[00:11:13] No

[00:11:13] No

[00:11:14] No

[00:11:16] Why is this not

[00:11:19] Why is this not

[00:11:20] Popping up?

[00:11:21] Alright

[00:11:22] Anyway

[00:11:22] Unlike Astro's Playroom

[00:11:24] Astro Bot

[00:11:25] Is a standalone

[00:11:26] Full-sized adventure

[00:11:27] That offers over

[00:11:28] Four times

[00:11:29] More worlds

[00:11:30] 300 bots

[00:11:31] To rescue

[00:11:32] And dozens

[00:11:32] Of new powers

[00:11:33] And features

[00:11:34] To discover

[00:11:34] So I guess

[00:11:35] It's just like

[00:11:36] The full

[00:11:37] Expansion

[00:11:38] Version

[00:11:38] Download of

[00:11:39] Astro's Playroom

[00:11:40] Which that was

[00:11:41] What I was thinking of

[00:11:42] That's still cool though

[00:11:43] Well

[00:11:43] I mean good for it

[00:11:44] I don't

[00:11:45] I don't think

[00:11:45] It's the kind

[00:11:46] Of the game

[00:11:46] I would personally

[00:11:47] Get into

[00:11:48] But

[00:11:48] No I wasn't

[00:11:49] Like super into

[00:11:50] Astro's Playroom

[00:11:51] So I mean

[00:11:51] I was

[00:11:52] I played it

[00:11:53] Like while the first

[00:11:53] Game was downloading

[00:11:54] Yeah

[00:11:55] I think

[00:11:55] That's the only thing

[00:11:56] I have as well

[00:11:57] You know

[00:11:59] I still haven't

[00:12:00] Even

[00:12:03] Finished

[00:12:04] Horizon

[00:12:06] 2

[00:12:06] What was that

[00:12:07] One called

[00:12:08] Forbidden West

[00:12:08] Yeah

[00:12:09] Forbidden West

[00:12:10] Horizon 2

[00:12:11] I finished

[00:12:12] I haven't either

[00:12:12] I have

[00:12:13] I think like

[00:12:14] 140 hours in it

[00:12:17] I still

[00:12:17] I've just been

[00:12:18] Doing all the

[00:12:19] Side quests

[00:12:19] I haven't

[00:12:20] Haven't gotten

[00:12:22] Near

[00:12:22] Anywhere near

[00:12:23] Done with it

[00:12:24] And then I

[00:12:24] Watch videos of it

[00:12:25] And I'm like

[00:12:25] Wow it still looks

[00:12:26] Amazing

[00:12:26] It's really cool

[00:12:27] And then I

[00:12:28] Watch those videos

[00:12:29] Of people doing

[00:12:30] Like crazy combos

[00:12:31] And like

[00:12:32] Using different

[00:12:32] Weapons

[00:12:33] I'm like

[00:12:33] Wow that does

[00:12:34] Look awesome

[00:12:34] And then I

[00:12:35] Go play

[00:12:35] And I just

[00:12:35] Have like

[00:12:36] Regular weapons

[00:12:37] I'm like

[00:12:37] I'm just gonna

[00:12:38] Shoot it with a

[00:12:38] Bow 50 times

[00:12:39] And that dinosaur

[00:12:40] Is gonna die

[00:12:40] Like that's

[00:12:41] How I play

[00:12:41] And it takes way

[00:12:42] Longer than the

[00:12:43] Video I watched

[00:12:44] I'm like

[00:12:44] I don't know

[00:12:44] How to stack

[00:12:45] All those effects

[00:12:45] I don't

[00:12:46] You know actually

[00:12:47] One of my top

[00:12:47] YouTube comments

[00:12:49] Is from the first

[00:12:50] Horizon Zero Dawn

[00:12:52] Where I looked up

[00:12:53] A tutorial on how

[00:12:54] To do something

[00:12:55] And it was like

[00:12:57] A level 8 quest

[00:12:58] Or something

[00:12:59] That I was really

[00:12:59] Struggling with

[00:13:00] And the person

[00:13:00] Who did the

[00:13:01] Tutorial was like

[00:13:02] Level 50 something

[00:13:03] Yeah I remember

[00:13:04] You text me about

[00:13:05] That and you're like

[00:13:06] I gotta stop

[00:13:06] Playing this for a while

[00:13:07] I was like

[00:13:07] Why it looks so good

[00:13:08] And then I came

[00:13:09] Over to like

[00:13:10] Visit

[00:13:10] And I was playing

[00:13:11] And I was like

[00:13:12] Wow this game

[00:13:12] Is amazing

[00:13:13] And then you were

[00:13:13] Like yeah

[00:13:14] I can't play it

[00:13:15] Though

[00:13:15] And I'm like

[00:13:16] Why

[00:13:16] And you're like

[00:13:16] Cause I'm

[00:13:17] I'm locked

[00:13:17] In a dungeon

[00:13:18] That's like

[00:13:19] 20 levels above

[00:13:20] Where I'm at

[00:13:20] And I'm like

[00:13:20] Why'd you go in there

[00:13:21] It says you can't

[00:13:22] Get out

[00:13:23] And you're like

[00:13:23] Yeah I thought

[00:13:24] It would just

[00:13:24] Be okay

[00:13:24] And you were

[00:13:25] Stuck in that dungeon

[00:13:27] For months

[00:13:28] So you just

[00:13:29] Didn't play

[00:13:29] And I was like

[00:13:30] Alright well

[00:13:31] I guess

[00:13:31] Don't do that

[00:13:32] Then

[00:13:32] Well you know

[00:13:33] I'd beat it

[00:13:33] Eventually

[00:13:34] But I still get

[00:13:35] People responding

[00:13:36] To that comment

[00:13:37] And it's been years

[00:13:39] That's pretty funny

[00:13:41] But they all agree

[00:13:42] So

[00:13:43] The dungeon's harder

[00:13:44] Shouldn't let you in

[00:13:45] Before a certain level

[00:13:46] The tutorial was useless

[00:13:47] Because he was at

[00:13:48] Such a high level

[00:13:48] That it was like

[00:13:49] Well yeah

[00:13:49] Like you're way above

[00:13:50] The level of the area

[00:13:52] So

[00:13:52] Yeah

[00:13:53] You're doing a level 10

[00:13:54] Quest at level 30 man

[00:13:56] Of course it's gonna be

[00:13:56] Easier for you

[00:13:57] I'm level 12

[00:14:00] What's your favorite app

[00:14:02] That you use

[00:14:02] Like is there an app

[00:14:03] You use in a

[00:14:04] Like a consistent basis

[00:14:05] That you're like

[00:14:08] I think the one I'm on

[00:14:10] If I'm on my phone

[00:14:11] I'm either on

[00:14:13] Reddit

[00:14:14] Or I use

[00:14:16] An app called Flora

[00:14:19] And

[00:14:19] Reddit is

[00:14:20] Reddit

[00:14:20] I know what it is

[00:14:21] Go for it

[00:14:22] Maybe someone on the internet

[00:14:23] Doesn't

[00:14:24] I'm not talking to you

[00:14:25] Alright

[00:14:25] You suck

[00:14:26] Oh yeah this is a podcast

[00:14:27] There's other people here

[00:14:28] Okay

[00:14:29] Anyway

[00:14:30] The other one is called Flora

[00:14:32] It's a

[00:14:32] It's like a time goal

[00:14:34] App sort of thing

[00:14:35] Basically what you do

[00:14:36] Is you go in there

[00:14:37] And it's basically like

[00:14:38] Self parental controls

[00:14:40] So what I do is

[00:14:42] I set goals

[00:14:42] For like things

[00:14:43] I want to do each week

[00:14:44] So like I want to spend

[00:14:46] I think I have like

[00:14:48] Four hours a week

[00:14:48] On classes

[00:14:50] And three hours a week

[00:14:51] Reading

[00:14:52] And

[00:14:53] Like an hour a week

[00:14:54] On like podcast things

[00:14:56] Outside of just recording

[00:14:57] And then a couple other things

[00:14:59] That are in there

[00:15:00] And what you do is

[00:15:01] You set it up

[00:15:02] Excuse me

[00:15:03] So that

[00:15:04] Soup

[00:15:04] Soup

[00:15:05] So that

[00:15:07] You set like a list of apps

[00:15:09] That you can use

[00:15:10] While the

[00:15:10] Like a countdown is going

[00:15:11] Or while the timer is going

[00:15:12] And it restricts it

[00:15:14] So you can't go on things

[00:15:15] Like Reddit

[00:15:15] Or YouTube

[00:15:16] Or things like that

[00:15:17] So

[00:15:17] The only apps that I have

[00:15:19] That still work

[00:15:20] When I like turn that on

[00:15:21] Is

[00:15:22] The Flora app itself

[00:15:24] The

[00:15:25] Like my messages

[00:15:26] And phone calls

[00:15:27] In case someone

[00:15:28] Still needs to reach me

[00:15:29] Or something like that

[00:15:30] And then like

[00:15:31] I also have the

[00:15:33] Dictionary

[00:15:35] Kindle

[00:15:35] And

[00:15:37] My

[00:15:38] Web browser

[00:15:39] Enabled

[00:15:39] So that if I'm like

[00:15:40] Reading on Kindle

[00:15:41] It won't

[00:15:42] Obviously disable it

[00:15:43] You can read on there

[00:15:44] But if I need to look

[00:15:44] Something up

[00:15:45] I can still look it up

[00:15:46] In like the dictionary

[00:15:46] Or something

[00:15:47] And I don't have to use

[00:15:48] You know

[00:15:48] Computer

[00:15:49] Get distracted

[00:15:49] Or whatever

[00:15:50] And the fun part of it is

[00:15:51] You can

[00:15:52] You can sign up

[00:15:53] To subscribe it

[00:15:55] Basically you set

[00:15:56] Like a time for yourself

[00:15:57] So say your goal

[00:15:57] For the class

[00:15:58] Or like doing homework

[00:15:59] It was four hours

[00:16:01] In a week

[00:16:01] Well you can set it up

[00:16:02] So you're like

[00:16:02] Oh I only have 20 minutes

[00:16:03] I'm going to do 20 minutes

[00:16:04] Right now

[00:16:05] Well they have different goals

[00:16:06] And it's like

[00:16:07] Five minutes

[00:16:08] Ten minutes

[00:16:08] Twenty five minutes

[00:16:09] And when you set

[00:16:10] That

[00:16:11] At least that amount

[00:16:12] Of time

[00:16:13] And hit start

[00:16:14] At the end of it

[00:16:15] It grows a little

[00:16:16] Mini flower

[00:16:18] Or tree

[00:16:19] Or plant

[00:16:19] On the app

[00:16:20] Depending on

[00:16:22] Where you're

[00:16:22] Like which little region

[00:16:23] You locate in

[00:16:24] And which one you pick

[00:16:25] So for instance

[00:16:26] Like the last one I did

[00:16:27] Was like a half hour

[00:16:28] For my class

[00:16:28] I ended up going

[00:16:29] Like 45

[00:16:30] Fifty minutes

[00:16:30] And then it gave me

[00:16:32] A little oak tree

[00:16:34] Oh

[00:16:34] And so it puts it

[00:16:35] In this little virtual garden

[00:16:36] But if you

[00:16:37] And the virtual garden

[00:16:38] Is cool by itself

[00:16:40] But if you

[00:16:42] Subscribe to their service

[00:16:43] Which I think

[00:16:43] Is only like

[00:16:45] It's not very much

[00:16:46] I think it's

[00:16:47] Like two dollars

[00:16:49] A month

[00:16:49] Or it's based off

[00:16:50] Of some time

[00:16:51] I haven't really looked

[00:16:52] Into that part of it

[00:16:53] Specifically

[00:16:53] But basically

[00:16:55] If you spend

[00:16:55] Enough time

[00:16:56] On there

[00:16:56] The subscription

[00:16:57] Doesn't go towards

[00:16:58] The company

[00:16:59] It goes towards

[00:17:01] Planting trees

[00:17:01] In real life

[00:17:02] So if you spend

[00:17:03] Enough time

[00:17:03] Say doing your

[00:17:05] Homework

[00:17:05] Or reading

[00:17:06] Or whatever

[00:17:06] And then it

[00:17:08] It'll pull that

[00:17:09] Two or three dollars

[00:17:10] Or whatever

[00:17:10] For the month

[00:17:11] And instead of

[00:17:12] Like the subscription

[00:17:13] They'll use it

[00:17:13] To plant a tree

[00:17:15] Somewhere in the world

[00:17:16] Which I think

[00:17:17] Is a really cool

[00:17:17] Feature of that

[00:17:18] That does sound

[00:17:19] Really cool

[00:17:19] But that's usually

[00:17:21] What I use

[00:17:21] My phone for

[00:17:22] If it's not

[00:17:23] Phone calls

[00:17:23] Texts

[00:17:23] I'll be

[00:17:24] Either on Reddit

[00:17:25] Or I'll try

[00:17:26] And set goals

[00:17:27] For that

[00:17:27] So that I'm

[00:17:28] Not on my phone

[00:17:29] As much

[00:17:32] What do you

[00:17:32] Normally use?

[00:17:34] I think my

[00:17:35] Number one

[00:17:36] Most used app

[00:17:37] Is Kindle

[00:17:38] That makes sense

[00:17:39] Yeah

[00:17:39] Yeah I think

[00:17:40] I'm on

[00:17:40] Like a five week

[00:17:42] Reading streak

[00:17:42] Right now

[00:17:43] Is that like

[00:17:44] Reading every day

[00:17:45] Or just reading

[00:17:46] Yeah like

[00:17:46] Reading every single

[00:17:47] Day

[00:17:47] Okay

[00:17:48] When I use

[00:17:49] Daily is

[00:17:50] Duolingo

[00:17:50] I don't use it

[00:17:51] Like a ton

[00:17:52] During the day

[00:17:53] But I do use

[00:17:53] It daily

[00:17:54] To keep that

[00:17:54] Streak up

[00:17:55] And you know

[00:17:56] Prove that I'm

[00:17:56] Better than you

[00:17:57] I will say

[00:17:58] My Duolingo

[00:17:59] Has been

[00:18:00] Lacking over

[00:18:01] This weekend

[00:18:02] I had to use

[00:18:03] Some

[00:18:05] You had to use

[00:18:05] Some streak

[00:18:06] Freases

[00:18:06] Sorry

[00:18:08] I'm like

[00:18:09] Full of dinner

[00:18:10] I've used

[00:18:11] One streak

[00:18:11] Freeze

[00:18:12] Since our

[00:18:13] Honeymoon

[00:18:14] Yeah

[00:18:14] Let that sink

[00:18:15] In

[00:18:16] It's been

[00:18:17] Six months

[00:18:17] And I've

[00:18:18] Used one

[00:18:20] I'm just

[00:18:20] Like eight

[00:18:24] Yeah

[00:18:24] Yours also

[00:18:25] Your streak

[00:18:25] Restarted

[00:18:26] Didn't it

[00:18:27] During our

[00:18:28] Honeymoon

[00:18:28] Yeah

[00:18:29] Because for

[00:18:29] Some reason

[00:18:30] You had

[00:18:31] So many

[00:18:32] Streak

[00:18:32] Freezes

[00:18:33] I don't know

[00:18:34] How

[00:18:35] So we were

[00:18:36] Gone for

[00:18:36] Like eight

[00:18:37] Days

[00:18:37] Yeah

[00:18:37] And I only

[00:18:38] Had like three

[00:18:39] Streak

[00:18:40] Freezes

[00:18:40] So I thought

[00:18:41] I had to

[00:18:41] Start over

[00:18:41] And then it

[00:18:42] Was like

[00:18:42] Do you want

[00:18:43] To spend

[00:18:44] Like a few

[00:18:46] Hundred

[00:18:46] Of the

[00:18:47] Like little

[00:18:48] Gems

[00:18:49] To buy more

[00:18:50] Streak

[00:18:50] Freezes

[00:18:50] And then use

[00:18:51] Them for last

[00:18:52] Week

[00:18:52] And I was like

[00:18:52] Sure

[00:18:53] So then it

[00:18:53] Just kept

[00:18:54] Going

[00:18:54] And I was like

[00:18:54] Well now it's

[00:18:55] Kind of less

[00:18:55] Impressive

[00:18:56] When I see

[00:18:57] Other people

[00:18:57] That are like

[00:18:57] Oh they're on

[00:18:58] Three years

[00:18:59] Plus

[00:18:59] And I'm like

[00:18:59] Yeah

[00:19:00] That doesn't

[00:19:00] Mean much

[00:19:01] To me anymore

[00:19:01] Yeah you can

[00:19:02] Take like five

[00:19:02] Minutes and get

[00:19:03] It

[00:19:04] Plus I'm more

[00:19:05] Interested in

[00:19:06] The learning

[00:19:07] Part rather than

[00:19:08] The streak

[00:19:08] Part

[00:19:08] So like even

[00:19:09] If you've only

[00:19:10] Been doing it

[00:19:11] For two

[00:19:12] Months

[00:19:12] If you're

[00:19:13] Doing it

[00:19:13] For you know

[00:19:14] Two hours a

[00:19:14] Day for two

[00:19:15] Months and

[00:19:16] Someone else is

[00:19:16] Only using it

[00:19:17] For two minutes

[00:19:17] A day for

[00:19:18] Six months

[00:19:19] You're probably

[00:19:20] Still getting

[00:19:20] More out of

[00:19:21] It you know

[00:19:22] Like sometimes

[00:19:23] I'm like okay

[00:19:23] You need to like

[00:19:24] Brush up on

[00:19:25] Certain things

[00:19:26] Yeah

[00:19:27] Every once in a

[00:19:27] While I'll go

[00:19:28] Back to it's

[00:19:28] Like you've made

[00:19:29] Forty mistakes

[00:19:30] And I'm like

[00:19:30] Let me try

[00:19:30] Looking through

[00:19:31] These again

[00:19:31] You made way

[00:19:34] Less mistakes

[00:19:34] Than I did

[00:19:35] Like in

[00:19:37] 2024 it showed

[00:19:38] You how many

[00:19:38] Mistakes you

[00:19:39] Made in the

[00:19:39] Duolingo review

[00:19:40] Thing

[00:19:40] Did it

[00:19:41] Oh man

[00:19:42] You made so

[00:19:43] Few compared to

[00:19:44] Me I made

[00:19:44] Hundreds

[00:19:45] Let me see

[00:19:46] Where

[00:19:48] Hopefully the

[00:19:49] Sound doesn't

[00:19:49] Go off if

[00:19:50] You hear the

[00:19:50] Little like

[00:19:51] Owl in the

[00:19:51] Background

[00:19:53] No you

[00:19:54] Didn't

[00:19:55] I

[00:19:56] Oh see

[00:19:56] Year in

[00:19:57] Review

[00:19:57] Here we go

[00:19:58] Start

[00:19:59] I made

[00:20:00] 184 mistakes

[00:20:01] Okay

[00:20:01] That's how

[00:20:02] Many I made

[00:20:03] I don't know

[00:20:03] How many

[00:20:04] That's barely any

[00:20:04] Like 400

[00:20:05] Something

[00:20:07] 184 over the

[00:20:08] Course of a

[00:20:09] Year

[00:20:09] I think that's

[00:20:10] Pretty decent

[00:20:10] Like one every

[00:20:11] Few days

[00:20:11] But it probably

[00:20:12] Also depends on

[00:20:13] How much I'm

[00:20:14] Doing in that

[00:20:14] Day you know

[00:20:15] I went to

[00:20:16] I went to a

[00:20:16] Company Christmas

[00:20:17] Party on

[00:20:18] Saturday night

[00:20:19] And it was

[00:20:20] Great

[00:20:20] How'd it go

[00:20:21] It was a lot

[00:20:21] Of fun

[00:20:23] I'm not

[00:20:24] Usually a huge

[00:20:25] Fan of the

[00:20:25] Company Christmas

[00:20:27] Parties or holiday

[00:20:28] Parties

[00:20:28] Having fun

[00:20:29] It was fun

[00:20:31] I didn't

[00:20:32] Enjoy being

[00:20:34] Surprised

[00:20:34] Last minute

[00:20:35] With being

[00:20:35] Told I had

[00:20:36] To give a

[00:20:36] Speech

[00:20:37] And then

[00:20:38] Being told I

[00:20:39] Was the

[00:20:39] Only one

[00:20:40] Giving a

[00:20:40] Speech

[00:20:40] And then

[00:20:41] Being like

[00:20:42] Okay what

[00:20:42] Do I say

[00:20:43] In the

[00:20:43] Speech

[00:20:43] And they're

[00:20:43] Like oh

[00:20:44] Just a

[00:20:44] Couple

[00:20:44] Thank yous

[00:20:45] Here and

[00:20:45] There

[00:20:45] And it

[00:20:46] Ended up

[00:20:46] Being like

[00:20:47] A I think

[00:20:48] It was five

[00:20:49] Or six

[00:20:49] Minutes

[00:20:49] It wasn't

[00:20:50] Like incredibly

[00:20:50] Long but when

[00:20:51] I'm the only

[00:20:52] Speaker and

[00:20:54] 200 people

[00:20:54] Are staring

[00:20:55] At me that

[00:20:55] I've never

[00:20:56] Like most

[00:20:57] Of them

[00:20:57] I've never

[00:20:57] Met before

[00:20:58] I'm like

[00:20:59] Hey

[00:21:00] So I know

[00:21:01] You're eating

[00:21:02] Food yeah

[00:21:02] I was too

[00:21:03] Until I got

[00:21:04] Up here with

[00:21:04] The microphone

[00:21:06] There's oh

[00:21:06] Yeah no

[00:21:07] Mic stand so

[00:21:08] No podium

[00:21:08] No nothing

[00:21:09] I was literally

[00:21:10] Just raw

[00:21:11] Dogging that

[00:21:12] Entry way

[00:21:13] Just standing

[00:21:13] In front of

[00:21:14] 200 people

[00:21:15] That were

[00:21:15] Sitting down

[00:21:16] I will say

[00:21:17] Though there

[00:21:18] Was definitely

[00:21:19] Not enough

[00:21:20] Chairs

[00:21:20] Because way

[00:21:22] More people

[00:21:22] Showed up

[00:21:23] Than they

[00:21:24] Anticipated

[00:21:24] How many

[00:21:25] People to

[00:21:25] Chairs

[00:21:26] Did you

[00:21:27] Have

[00:21:27] There was

[00:21:28] Probably

[00:21:29] 115

[00:21:30] Chairs

[00:21:30] And there

[00:21:31] Was I

[00:21:32] Would say

[00:21:32] I never

[00:21:33] Sat down

[00:21:34] Because I

[00:21:35] Didn't get

[00:21:35] A chair

[00:21:35] But people

[00:21:36] Were rotating

[00:21:37] In and out

[00:21:37] And I think

[00:21:39] Some people

[00:21:39] Took off

[00:21:40] A little bit

[00:21:40] Early

[00:21:41] Maybe because

[00:21:42] Of that

[00:21:42] Maybe because

[00:21:43] They were like

[00:21:44] Well

[00:21:44] Alcohol's here

[00:21:45] So let's go

[00:21:46] Somewhere else

[00:21:46] With it

[00:21:46] I don't know

[00:21:47] But overall

[00:21:48] It was pretty

[00:21:48] Good and I

[00:21:49] Got good

[00:21:50] Feedback from

[00:21:50] It and

[00:21:51] Someone told

[00:21:52] Me that I

[00:21:52] Had a nice

[00:21:54] Melodic voice

[00:21:54] That sounded

[00:21:56] Sincere

[00:21:56] And I was

[00:21:57] Yeah

[00:21:58] All right

[00:21:58] Sounds good

[00:21:59] And he's

[00:21:59] Like yeah

[00:21:59] He sounded

[00:22:00] Comfortable

[00:22:00] Talking into

[00:22:01] A microphone

[00:22:01] And I was

[00:22:02] Like

[00:22:02] I am

[00:22:03] Yep

[00:22:05] I

[00:22:05] Wonder why

[00:22:09] But yeah

[00:22:10] It was good

[00:22:10] I have

[00:22:11] I have not

[00:22:11] Played video games

[00:22:12] In a few

[00:22:12] Days

[00:22:13] And now

[00:22:13] I'm sad

[00:22:15] That was

[00:22:15] The whole

[00:22:15] Thought

[00:22:16] There was

[00:22:16] No

[00:22:17] Follow up

[00:22:17] To that

[00:22:17] Are you

[00:22:18] Going to

[00:22:18] Play games

[00:22:19] Tonight

[00:22:19] No

[00:22:19] We have

[00:22:20] Too much

[00:22:20] To do

[00:22:21] Or

[00:22:21] Or

[00:22:22] Yeah

[00:22:23] I'm going

[00:22:23] To play

[00:22:23] Games

[00:22:24] You do

[00:22:24] All my

[00:22:24] Stuff

[00:22:25] No

[00:22:25] See

[00:22:26] It didn't

[00:22:27] Sound good

[00:22:27] I knew it

[00:22:28] No

[00:22:29] I got to bed

[00:22:30] Early today

[00:22:30] I'm like

[00:22:31] Shit

[00:22:31] You look

[00:22:32] Disgusted

[00:22:33] And tired

[00:22:33] At the same

[00:22:34] Time

[00:22:34] I'm like

[00:22:35] Crashing

[00:22:36] All of a

[00:22:36] Sudden

[00:22:36] I think

[00:22:37] It was

[00:22:37] The soup

[00:22:37] The soup

[00:22:38] Yeah

[00:22:39] I bet

[00:22:39] It was

[00:22:39] Yeah

[00:22:40] It's like

[00:22:40] I could

[00:22:41] Take a nap

[00:22:41] I spooned

[00:22:43] A bunch

[00:22:43] Of soup

[00:22:43] For that

[00:22:44] You

[00:22:44] And

[00:22:44] You're

[00:22:45] Good at

[00:22:45] Spooning

[00:22:45] And you

[00:22:46] Picked

[00:22:47] Through it

[00:22:47] Like some

[00:22:49] Uncultured

[00:22:49] Sandwich

[00:22:50] Bread

[00:22:50] Loving

[00:22:51] Swine

[00:22:52] I was just

[00:22:52] Looking

[00:22:52] For chicken

[00:22:53] You were

[00:22:54] Only wanting

[00:22:54] Chicken

[00:22:55] And the

[00:22:56] Noodles

[00:22:56] That was it

[00:22:57] It's called

[00:22:58] Gnocchi

[00:22:58] It's not

[00:22:59] Called

[00:22:59] Noodles

[00:22:59] It's potato

[00:23:00] Is it a

[00:23:02] Starch

[00:23:02] It's not

[00:23:02] A noodle

[00:23:03] Do you

[00:23:04] Boil it

[00:23:04] Yes

[00:23:05] It's a

[00:23:06] Pasta

[00:23:06] What is

[00:23:06] The definition

[00:23:07] Of a

[00:23:07] Noodle

[00:23:08] Now we

[00:23:09] Gotta know

[00:23:10] A strip

[00:23:11] Ring

[00:23:11] Or tube

[00:23:11] Of pasta

[00:23:12] Or similar

[00:23:13] Dough

[00:23:13] Typically

[00:23:14] Made

[00:23:14] With egg

[00:23:15] Eaten

[00:23:15] With sauce

[00:23:16] Or in

[00:23:17] A soup

[00:23:17] It's a

[00:23:18] Type

[00:23:18] Of pasta

[00:23:19] Not a

[00:23:19] Type

[00:23:20] Of

[00:23:20] Noodle

[00:23:20] A noodle

[00:23:21] It's like

[00:23:22] A noodle

[00:23:24] I've just

[00:23:25] Read you

[00:23:25] The definition

[00:23:25] Of noodle

[00:23:26] Which includes

[00:23:27] It's a

[00:23:28] Pasta

[00:23:28] Okay

[00:23:29] Similar

[00:23:30] Dough

[00:23:31] It's a

[00:23:31] Of

[00:23:31] Dumpling

[00:23:32] A

[00:23:50] Good

[00:23:51] You

[00:23:52] You

[00:23:52] Should

[00:23:53] Shush

[00:23:54] You

[00:23:54] Should

[00:23:55] Talk

[00:23:55] Into

[00:23:55] The

[00:23:55] Microphone

[00:23:57] You

[00:23:57] Talk

[00:23:57] Into

[00:23:57] The

[00:23:58] Microphone

[00:23:58] You

[00:23:58] See how

[00:23:59] She

[00:23:59] Got

[00:23:59] Louder

[00:23:59] There

[00:24:00] Because

[00:24:00] She

[00:24:00] Realized

[00:24:00] She

[00:24:00] Was

[00:24:01] Talking

[00:24:01] Into

[00:24:01] The

[00:24:01] Side

[00:24:01] Of

[00:24:01] It

[00:25:20] We're less broke now than we were then.

[00:25:25] And I'll finish my book and make money.

[00:25:28] Yeah.

[00:25:30] I have...

[00:25:32] You have?

[00:25:33] So many things to write.

[00:25:35] That's good.

[00:25:36] So many things.

[00:25:37] So many.

[00:25:39] You say polarization is Merriam-Webster's 2024 word of the year.

[00:25:45] Why?

[00:25:47] I didn't decide.

[00:25:48] I don't know.

[00:25:49] Is it the political climate?

[00:25:50] Around the world?

[00:25:52] I don't know.

[00:25:56] The article literally just says,

[00:25:59] with the results of the 2024 U.S. presidential election,

[00:26:02] is it any surprise that the word of the year is polarization?

[00:26:06] Couldn't you have said that last?

[00:26:09] The 2021 to us?

[00:26:12] Again, I don't work for this dictionary.

[00:26:13] I don't get to pick the word of the year.

[00:26:18] I could not have.

[00:26:19] Well, it's also...

[00:26:20] The answer is no.

[00:26:21] I could not have done that.

[00:26:22] The election was at the end of the year.

[00:26:22] So like, they're going to say it's polarization though?

[00:26:28] Every presidential election is at the end of the year.

[00:26:30] What are you talking about?

[00:26:32] Nothing.

[00:26:32] Whatever.

[00:26:32] Whatever.

[00:26:33] I don't know what you were going for there.

[00:26:36] Grandma needs a nap, okay?

[00:26:39] Too dang bad.

[00:26:41] I don't care if you don't want to dig holes, all right?

[00:26:44] Digging up some holes.

[00:26:47] Wow.

[00:26:48] This is a family-friendly show, ma'am.

[00:26:50] It's not, and it never has been.

[00:26:54] I've been putting the wrong tags on it then.

[00:26:59] I got to go back and fix that.

[00:27:04] So...

[00:27:06] What clips do you think you're going to pull for episode 100?

[00:27:10] I don't know.

[00:27:11] I got to go back and listen to them.

[00:27:16] You don't have any that you can think of?

[00:27:18] I'm bringing out the cackle.

[00:27:21] No, you're not.

[00:27:22] Yeah.

[00:27:23] I'm going to...

[00:27:23] We're going to have a whole soundboard.

[00:27:25] It's going to be great.

[00:27:27] We're going to play clips.

[00:27:28] We're going to play our clips.

[00:27:29] And instead, at the end, after we play something funny,

[00:27:31] I'm just going to play your laugh.

[00:27:33] No.

[00:27:33] Ha, ha, ha.

[00:27:38] Don't worry.

[00:27:39] I got you covered this episode.

[00:27:40] Wah.

[00:27:42] You're like, all right, Louise.

[00:27:43] I'm just laughing.

[00:27:44] Mm-hmm.

[00:27:45] How dare I enjoy things?

[00:27:48] I didn't say you couldn't enjoy things.

[00:27:51] I'm just doing things that I enjoy, okay?

[00:27:54] You ain't got no problem with it.

[00:27:56] You enjoy things.

[00:27:57] What do you got coming up this week?

[00:27:59] Like what?

[00:28:01] Like, are you taking that trip to Mars?

[00:28:03] What do you got going on this week?

[00:28:04] What do you mean, like what?

[00:28:05] I don't know.

[00:28:06] It's your week.

[00:28:07] Mostly just working.

[00:28:10] It's like my last week of classes.

[00:28:13] So I picked up an extra shift.

[00:28:16] Oh, my God.

[00:28:18] So I'm working.

[00:28:19] I'm.

[00:28:19] So it's your last week of classes.

[00:28:21] How are those going?

[00:28:22] I have a 4.0, so I think they're going pretty good.

[00:28:25] I got some story ideas going.

[00:28:28] I need to write.

[00:28:29] You're just less and less excited every time I talk to you about schools.

[00:28:32] I'm just sleepy.

[00:28:36] Sleepy?

[00:28:36] What?

[00:28:37] I know we got other shit to do, but I'm like.

[00:28:39] Oh, my gosh.

[00:28:39] Before you fall asleep, at least do the outro properly this week.

[00:28:43] You do the outro properly this week.

[00:28:44] No, I did the intro properly this week.

[00:28:46] Besides, last week, you promised that you would work on some accents and do it for the outro.

[00:28:51] I didn't do that.

[00:28:52] You did.

[00:28:53] But I didn't.

[00:28:54] You didn't practice, but you did promise.

[00:28:56] But I didn't practice.

[00:28:57] Well, then this is going to sound even better.

[00:28:59] Go ahead.

[00:29:00] Anything but British, remember?

[00:29:03] I'll wait.

[00:29:09] There's going to be some long pauses in this one.

[00:29:11] I can't do it.

[00:29:13] Why not?

[00:29:14] This has been an episode of Mindless Prattle.

[00:29:17] And then you go back to British anyway?

[00:29:19] What are you doing?

[00:29:23] This is an episode.

[00:29:24] You could just, like, do Southern and it would be different.

[00:29:29] Oh, my gosh.

[00:29:32] It was a Southern accent outro.

[00:29:36] This.

[00:29:38] Do I need to fly in your mom for, like, a week so you can, like...

[00:29:41] No, it's the laughter that I can't stop laughing once I start.

[00:29:44] All right.

[00:29:44] Don't look at me like that.

[00:29:46] I'm going to close my eyes.

[00:29:47] I won't even look at your silly face.

[00:29:49] Go ahead.

[00:29:49] Shut up.

[00:29:50] That's not helping.

[00:29:51] Oh, okay.

[00:29:53] Just wait.

[00:29:55] Stop.

[00:29:55] Stop.

[00:29:59] This is why we need a video camera so people can see the joy of these moments.

[00:30:04] This is why we need a, like, cubicle divider.

[00:30:06] You need a cubicle divider.

[00:30:08] I'm not the one struggling here.

[00:30:11] This has been an episode of Mindless Prattle.

[00:30:15] If you like what your ears heard, please give us a like.

[00:30:22] Don't nod at me like that.

[00:30:24] Oh.

[00:30:26] Don't shake your head at me, sir.

[00:30:28] You said don't nod.

[00:30:29] Now I can't shake.

[00:30:31] What is this fascist America?

[00:30:33] We hope you like what you heard.

[00:30:35] Please give us a follow.

[00:30:37] Where else?

[00:30:39] All right.

[00:30:39] Give us a big yeehaw to end this.

[00:30:42] Yeehaw.

[00:30:42] That was very subtle.

[00:30:44] That was like, see?

[00:30:45] Remember at the beginning when we were like, you're zero, 100?

[00:30:47] Now you're going to give us 25, huh?

[00:30:50] The one time I'm like, give us 100.

[00:30:52] You're like, yeehaw.

[00:30:54] Well, now I'm excited for them rodeos.

[00:30:57] As you touch her, wake her up.

[00:30:59] All right.

[00:30:59] Whatever.

[00:31:01] That's much better.

[00:31:02] Is it?

[00:31:02] Yeah.

[00:31:03] I'm going to use that as a clip to him.

[00:31:04] Oh, God.

[00:31:05] No.

[00:31:07] I'm Ripley.

[00:31:08] That's Jordan.

[00:31:09] And we will see you next time.

[00:31:12] Goodbye.

[00:31:13] Bye.

[00:31:14] Bye, y'all.