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[00:00:00] I feel like this light's getting dimmer or my eyesight's getting better. Which one do you think it is?
[00:00:15] It looks the same to me.
[00:00:17] You look the same. You know, I give you an A and a B option all the time and you're like, I think C.
[00:00:24] So I think different things.
[00:00:26] Awesome. Did you do good in college?
[00:00:30] Yes.
[00:00:31] On multiple choice tests? Or were you anxious that the answer might be a trick question?
[00:00:37] Both.
[00:00:38] Oh, okay. That's what I thought.
[00:00:40] Why?
[00:00:41] Well, he gave me A and B options but maybe he wanted C as the answer. I don't know. I didn't study for this game. C!
[00:00:47] My least favorite was psychology courses. All the answers would be correct.
[00:00:53] But one of the answers was more correct and you had to figure out which one and it was so fucking annoying.
[00:01:00] That's why I hated, like on the SATs, the reading section that was like, what is the point of this passage?
[00:01:07] And it was always like correct, the most correct answer. And I'm like, what if I read the passage different from you?
[00:01:13] Are you the author? How the fuck do you know what it meant?
[00:01:15] It's like a paragraph that could have two different meanings and one slightly more correct according to whoever made the test.
[00:01:21] I'm like, I hate you.
[00:01:22] I scored the highest on the reading part.
[00:01:24] No, I hated the reading. I hated the math. I was good at math.
[00:01:27] I was a kid in school where any time the teacher was like, oh, you have to analyze this poem and talk about what it means,
[00:01:34] everybody would turn to me and be like, well, what do you think it means?
[00:01:37] And like, why can't you read it yourself?
[00:01:39] Yeah, no. What I would do in those group reading sections where you all went around the room
[00:01:45] and everyone read like a paragraph at a time. They read so slow.
[00:01:50] Right.
[00:01:51] It was killing me. So I would just read ahead like the whole fucking time.
[00:01:56] And then when it would get to the guy before me, the guy after me would tap me and show me the page.
[00:02:02] And I would flip back, read my paragraph real quick and then flip ahead again.
[00:02:06] Really?
[00:02:07] Yeah. And so then afterward, when we all got done with like everything, they're like, what do you think is going to happen next?
[00:02:13] And I was like, dude, I'm three chapters ahead. I know what happens.
[00:02:16] Like, what are you talking about?
[00:02:19] Yeah, I would just count the students and see which paragraph I was at and then I would mark it and then I would read ahead.
[00:02:24] Yeah, no, I never did put in that much effort.
[00:02:27] And then the only reason the guy next to me would do that for me, like tell me which paragraph to go back to is because
[00:02:34] afterward at the end, he's like, I wouldn't pay attention to like hardly fucking anything.
[00:02:39] What was this about? And I was like, it's about this. And he's like, okay.
[00:02:42] And then he would get the answers right on the little test or whatever at the end.
[00:02:46] The worst I did was sophomore year English because I didn't read literally any of the books that were assigned because I just found them too predictable.
[00:02:53] So my teacher started giving out pop quizzes like what was the animal sitting on the log in this part of the book?
[00:02:59] I feel like you motherfucker. I have no clue.
[00:03:03] But people got mad at me because I set the curve for the scarlet letter and I was like, yeah, it's pretty obvious where that story is going.
[00:03:10] Yeah, right.
[00:03:11] Pattern recognition.
[00:03:13] Any Hoosy What's It? Hello. Welcome back to Mindless Prattle. I'm Ripley. That'd be Jordan.
[00:03:19] I'm Jordan. And if you hear sounds in the background, it's because Ripley waited all day to do laundry right now.
[00:03:26] And the door is open so you'll hear some nice vehicle traffic going by.
[00:03:30] I thought this site cuts all that out.
[00:03:33] Yes, the site does that.
[00:03:37] Is it you? Why are you looking at the camera like the office right now?
[00:03:45] Anyway.
[00:03:48] So the fallout show? Let's talk about fallout.
[00:03:51] Go for it.
[00:03:52] It's been out long enough and most people have seen it. I think who cares about it.
[00:03:55] You said most people have seen it. Yes, a majority of people on earth have seen it. I'm pretty sure at least four billion.
[00:04:01] I feel like most people who care about fallout have seen it, you know?
[00:04:03] Okay.
[00:04:04] But if you don't want spoilers, just skip ahead the next few minutes maybe.
[00:04:08] Maybe. We're not going to talk about it now.
[00:04:10] I want to talk about it.
[00:04:11] Well then you better skip ahead.
[00:04:13] And that was a good recap. Thank you for coming back at what?
[00:04:17] Okay, who is your favorite character?
[00:04:19] Imagine though if I just cut out the whole conversation and skipped her right there.
[00:04:23] I'll be listening to it like what the fuck Jordan?
[00:04:26] What do you mean? The ghoul is the best character.
[00:04:28] The ghoul is my favorite.
[00:04:30] The three main characters? He's the only one that you're like, I can get behind his purpose and like his actions.
[00:04:36] I love Lucy too but I think it's just because she reminds me a little bit of myself.
[00:04:41] She's like quirky, you know?
[00:04:43] She's fine. She's happy. She drives the plot. Sure.
[00:04:47] I don't know that she brings much anything because like the plot would have been the same for the ghoul and Maximus kind of without her.
[00:04:57] Like Maximus would have probably died, sure.
[00:04:59] But the ghoul's plotline would have been about the same.
[00:05:02] But she changes the ghoul as well. Like he becomes a little bit more caring and open because of her.
[00:05:07] When is that witnessed?
[00:05:10] Like he starts being nice to the dog and stuff because I think like obviously he's so kind of like a chaotic neutral.
[00:05:16] What do you mean? The last time you see him with the dog he says you won't replace mine and then walks off and the dog just follows him.
[00:05:23] No. So he's in one scene there sitting down, the dog and him are at the campfire and he goes, you ain't my dog.
[00:05:30] And then the dog lays his head down on him and he goes, and starts petting the dog.
[00:05:34] Like he's trying not to give in but he is giving in.
[00:05:37] Yeah but what does that have to do with Lucy? You have no proof that that's because of her.
[00:05:43] Like when she gives him the medication he needs and she's like, just because you're a dick I'm not going to be one.
[00:05:49] Yeah and then he immediately goes and does every drug he can find. Healing. Like what do you mean?
[00:05:54] And that's because of her. He couldn't have done that if she wasn't there. She's the one who killed all those people.
[00:05:58] Yeah she saved his life. That doesn't mean he wouldn't have done the same thing either way.
[00:06:02] But I think like I'm excited for season two because I think it'll go much more into like the relationship between them two.
[00:06:07] Honestly fuck Maximus. Lucy should end up with a hot ghoul.
[00:06:11] No he has a family he has to go reconcile with.
[00:06:14] He doesn't want to reconcile with them. He hates his wife. He just wants his daughter.
[00:06:17] Which is fine. You know he hates his wife. What if he goes back and they have closure?
[00:06:23] I don't know.
[00:06:24] He's changing. Alright? He's a changed man. You just told me. He's changing.
[00:06:28] Oh shut up. His wife is literally the one who suggests dropping bombs on the, or dropping nukes on the entire world.
[00:06:35] I don't think you can forgive that. That's kind of a big fucking deal.
[00:06:39] Could you forgive me if I was like yeah let's nuke the whole world?
[00:06:42] I don't know. The world's not great right now so like...
[00:06:45] That doesn't mean I want to kill everyone.
[00:06:47] And that's why you wouldn't suggest it. She did because she wanted to.
[00:06:50] She was doing it because of eugenics. Only the right kind of people get to live.
[00:06:54] It's fine too.
[00:06:55] That's not fine.
[00:06:57] Oh right. Only the rich.
[00:06:58] No fuck the rich.
[00:07:00] Okay well I mean you do whatever you want when they're frozen.
[00:07:04] Okay but so onto that note the brother he finds all these people on cryo chambers.
[00:07:11] If he does not release every single one of them in the next season I'm gonna be pissed.
[00:07:16] What is he gonna do though? He's locked in there.
[00:07:18] Yeah that's what I'm saying.
[00:07:19] He either gets in the tube and waits for Lucy to come back and hope she finds him or like...
[00:07:23] No because I think if they release all those people the vault doors would have to open.
[00:07:27] Because they're not going to, they're not willing to let all those people die clearly.
[00:07:30] Well right but why wouldn't they just re-freeze themselves?
[00:07:34] I don't know would you be willing to go back in the freezer?
[00:07:37] Because I wouldn't.
[00:07:38] Why would, they're the ones that started it and they said they want to wait out the nuclear fallout.
[00:07:43] That's their whole purpose for being there.
[00:07:45] If every one of them woke up all they have to do is beat the shit out of the brother
[00:07:48] and go we're all going back to sleep wake us when you need us.
[00:07:51] And then they go back to sleep like that solves nothing.
[00:07:53] You know?
[00:07:54] Or he can fuck up all their cryo tubes.
[00:07:56] If you kill all of them then there's no reason to keep the vault closed.
[00:08:00] Like that's a much better solution.
[00:08:02] Or you can do the third option of just he can freeze himself and wait it out.
[00:08:06] Also though I feel like he could just hack the terminal.
[00:08:09] Maybe he can do that too but like of the options dealing with the people or getting in the tube.
[00:08:15] I wouldn't get in the tube.
[00:08:18] I wouldn't, I wouldn't get in the tube while the little robot dude's still alive.
[00:08:23] Because like the robot dude wants to stop him from killing you while you're in the tube
[00:08:27] or just never waking you up or you know like it's or waking up somebody else
[00:08:34] but like that guy knows our secret killing while he's frozen.
[00:08:37] You know?
[00:08:38] I also get rid of the robot first.
[00:08:40] I also really want to know like Moldaver's deal.
[00:08:42] Like how did she, did she create something that left her lips so long
[00:08:45] or like what did she do?
[00:08:46] How was she here?
[00:08:47] No, she was really rich remember in the past.
[00:08:49] So she probably just bought a spot in one of the vaults and waited it out.
[00:08:53] But like how would she know which one has the cryo stuff?
[00:08:57] She probably bought it.
[00:08:59] The ultra rich people and the vault tech people were in there.
[00:09:03] Yeah but she said that every company she worked for got bought out by them
[00:09:07] and then she was you know obviously rebelling against them.
[00:09:11] So I just, I hope they bridge that gap and explain like what she did to get there.
[00:09:15] I don't care.
[00:09:16] I mean it for the hot ghoul.
[00:09:18] You know you have to be a good actor to make everybody in the world be like the ghoul's hot.
[00:09:23] I don't know that you have to be a good actor to make people think you're hot.
[00:09:28] You might just have to be hot.
[00:09:30] Without a nose?
[00:09:31] Even without a nose.
[00:09:33] Lots of people without a nose.
[00:09:35] Are you superficial?
[00:09:36] That's crazy.
[00:09:37] I mean if you had a nose, I don't know.
[00:09:39] If I had a nose, you didn't know if you'd be with me.
[00:09:41] If you didn't have a nose.
[00:09:42] I have a fake nose really.
[00:09:43] If you didn't have a nose and you were just like Voldemort, I don't know if I could do that.
[00:09:47] Like I saw it take.
[00:09:48] It would get out of the way of making out.
[00:09:50] No I saw it take talking.
[00:09:51] It was like do you think when people make out with the ghoul like their nose just goes into his nose socket?
[00:09:56] Like what do you do there?
[00:09:59] He still has to breathe.
[00:10:03] I mean how in and out breathe.
[00:10:05] How do you know he has to breathe?
[00:10:06] Because when he was lying on the ground he was gasping for air and he was coughing the whole time.
[00:10:10] That's true.
[00:10:11] Why would you need to cough if you didn't need to breathe?
[00:10:13] That's true.
[00:10:14] If he didn't need to breathe, why didn't he just jump in the lake and kill the gopher underwater?
[00:10:18] He's got to breathe.
[00:10:19] I guess that's true.
[00:10:20] What do you mean?
[00:10:21] I also want to know if it's like a canon thing that the ghoul has started because of the chems
[00:10:26] because I thought it was just due to like ultra radiation in the games.
[00:10:30] I don't know.
[00:10:31] Oh we're googling.
[00:10:32] Don't worry Jordan is a super sleuth call him McVallentine.
[00:10:37] He will find answers.
[00:10:38] At Tokyo Ghoul.
[00:10:39] Human victims who were subject to prolonged exposure to radiation when they were caught
[00:10:46] outside during the Great War is their actual Wikipedia.
[00:10:50] But let's go to the Fallout Wiki.
[00:10:53] Mutated humans affected by the...
[00:10:55] All right cool.
[00:10:56] I don't want to read that.
[00:10:57] I just wanted an ad.
[00:10:58] Thanks.
[00:10:59] Where'd it go?
[00:11:00] There it is.
[00:11:01] Sometimes referred to as necrotic.
[00:11:03] I don't care about that.
[00:11:05] Blah blah blah blah blah.
[00:11:07] Burnt like appearance and tends to prolong the radiation has ravaged their skin much of
[00:11:11] their flesh and in some cases many of their ligaments.
[00:11:14] Yeah so it's the radiation.
[00:11:15] The chems just keep them alive.
[00:11:17] I assume it's like some high something radaway or whatever.
[00:11:20] I don't know.
[00:11:21] They never explained what the chem is that keeps them alive.
[00:11:24] Maybe they were just using it for like the story plot line.
[00:11:27] I would assume because like I've never seen that before.
[00:11:30] That's why I was like, I don't know.
[00:11:32] Oh there's like you also viewed the ghoul, Leemol Dever.
[00:11:36] Let's look at her up.
[00:11:38] The Flame Mother.
[00:11:40] Also called the Flame Mother by Vault 4 as known as Miss Williams before the Great War
[00:11:45] as a scientist blah blah blah blah blah.
[00:11:47] Okay.
[00:11:48] Okay.
[00:11:49] All right so they don't know either.
[00:11:52] Pre-war, nope post-war.
[00:11:54] Okay well let's see my mouse stopped working.
[00:11:58] I don't have a trackpad.
[00:11:59] Do you need a new mouse or is it just a...
[00:12:01] I think so.
[00:12:02] This mouse is real.
[00:12:04] This mouse is like seven years old.
[00:12:06] It's real old.
[00:12:07] I mean my mouse is pretty old and it don't do that.
[00:12:09] There it goes.
[00:12:11] Blah blah blah blah blah.
[00:12:14] Huh.
[00:12:15] I don't know.
[00:12:17] There's husband.
[00:12:18] Yep.
[00:12:19] Okay.
[00:12:20] Okay.
[00:12:21] This is just like a synopsis of the show.
[00:12:22] That's because nobody knows.
[00:12:24] TV series.
[00:12:25] All right.
[00:12:27] Yep they've all too...
[00:12:29] Oh this is just another...
[00:12:31] Why are there two synopsis in here?
[00:12:33] Quotes.
[00:12:34] Wow that is a long list of quotes huh.
[00:12:37] I think this is just her sermon isn't it?
[00:12:39] It's just a paragraph that's her sermon.
[00:12:42] Oh here you go.
[00:12:45] I'm not a communist Mr. Howard.
[00:12:47] That's just a dirty word they used to describe people who aren't insane.
[00:12:51] That's fun.
[00:12:52] I do think it's funny because like I feel like younger Americans views on like
[00:12:56] things like communism and socialism are completely flipped flopped from like
[00:13:00] you know what people thought during like the Red Scare and stuff like that.
[00:13:04] Likely as the explanation is she was in a freezer tube but there are all these theories right now.
[00:13:09] Okay.
[00:13:10] So there's a theory she's a synth?
[00:13:12] That would be interesting because she dies of getting stabbed.
[00:13:17] Synths don't die like that.
[00:13:19] She bled out but I mean yeah I don't know.
[00:13:23] I don't know why she would be a synth if she bled out but she was for smart.
[00:13:27] What I do-
[00:13:28] I wanted to know why the scientist dude, what was it, knew so much about the vaults.
[00:13:34] Like which vault did which?
[00:13:36] How did he know that?
[00:13:37] They didn't explain that part to me.
[00:13:39] Is that like an enclave thing?
[00:13:41] Okay I can't remember what the enclave is.
[00:13:43] I know that they get like wiped out and like basically become like a tribe
[00:13:48] but I don't really know much about the enclave.
[00:13:50] I've heard of them in New Vegas but I don't really know.
[00:13:54] I don't need like this whole fucking thing.
[00:13:58] I just wanted like the Fallout game timeline not like every event in history.
[00:14:02] Look they're 1851.
[00:14:04] So Fallout New Vegas takes place about 10 years before the show does
[00:14:10] but that doesn't make sense to me because Shady Sands had already been destroyed in New Vegas.
[00:14:16] That big part of the NCR and the Brotherhood of Steel were pushing out into Nevada.
[00:14:20] Right but Shady Sands in the show was destroyed like 10 years prior.
[00:14:25] Oh that doesn't make sense then okay.
[00:14:27] Like it got destroyed then they all went back to the vault and then New Vegas happened
[00:14:31] and then that stuff you know what I mean?
[00:14:34] Yeah and then the end of the show shows them heading off towards New Vegas.
[00:14:37] There's like a death cloth skull and stuff so I'm excited because I'm one of those
[00:14:41] New Vegas's superior people but we have been replaying Fallout 76
[00:14:46] and I have been replaying Fallout 4 since then.
[00:14:49] I didn't even know Fallout Tactics was a thing.
[00:14:52] Yeah it's kind of like the first two games.
[00:14:54] The first two games were like kind of like top-down RPGs more like.
[00:14:59] Kind of like a turn based RPG you know?
[00:15:06] No yeah Fallout TV show takes place in 2296 but New Vegas takes place in 2281.
[00:15:12] It takes place 15 years beforehand.
[00:15:14] Okay not 10.
[00:15:15] So it's 15 years beforehand so I would assume it's
[00:15:23] Shady Sands is destroyed sometimes after the event in New Vegas.
[00:15:27] Was Shady Sands an actual town still in New Vegas?
[00:15:30] No they just talk about how it was destroyed and that everybody pushed out towards Vegas.
[00:15:35] Interesting.
[00:15:36] So I don't understand that because like there's questions in one of the
[00:15:40] Fallout places where you have to talk about like the first president of the NCR
[00:15:43] and like what happened at Shady Sands.
[00:15:45] Unless I'm remembering it incorrectly.
[00:15:48] No it says there's a local faction war between the New California Republic
[00:15:51] and the Caesars legions in New Vegas which I would assume meant
[00:15:56] like the California Republic moved there after it blew up.
[00:16:00] They're like trying to stabilize things and the brotherhood of Steel is there too I think
[00:16:04] but I don't know much about them.
[00:16:06] I don't like the brotherhood.
[00:16:07] Apparently yeah the TV show is the furthest into the future we've seen in 2296.
[00:16:13] When does 4 take place?
[00:16:15] 4 takes place in 2287.
[00:16:18] I'm so excited for the next Fallout game.
[00:16:21] That reminds me of one of my most liked tweets of all time.
[00:16:27] When they announced a new Fallout game was coming out before 76 I tweeted
[00:16:31] and I was like oh I would love a Fallout Norrlands.
[00:16:35] I think that would be a really great place for a Fallout game to take place you know.
[00:16:38] Sure.
[00:16:39] And somebody responded I would love to like be your toilet paper.
[00:16:44] It got put on meme pages and things like that online.
[00:16:48] Like people were tagging me on it on Instagram and stuff and I was like
[00:16:51] I didn't even do anything this motherfucker was just being weird on the internet.
[00:16:57] That's funny.
[00:17:02] I'm excited for another Fallout.
[00:17:04] I would really love, I don't know if it's still been confirmed or if it was just a rumor
[00:17:09] the Assassin Creed 4 remake that they were talking about
[00:17:16] I don't know if they were, they have to actually confirm that or not.
[00:17:21] I think they did but I think they're like
[00:17:24] may already be in progress.
[00:17:32] And stunning remaster looks like a whole new game dude it deserves a remaster
[00:17:36] because there's so much underwater scenes and everything.
[00:17:39] Plenty has begun while Skull and Bones still remains MIA.
[00:17:43] Do Skull and Bones people hated that beta.
[00:17:45] That's because they wanted the same mechanics as Assassin's Creed
[00:17:49] but with more personality.
[00:17:51] And it was fun because it was like
[00:17:53] oh you could play Assassin's Creed 4 with your friends
[00:17:56] but you couldn't, there was none of the same mechanics
[00:17:58] there was none of the same thing.
[00:18:01] The open world was very very small even in the beta
[00:18:04] and it was super easy to do any of the quests
[00:18:08] but some of the naval combat was very difficult
[00:18:10] and didn't make sense
[00:18:12] and the plot in the beta was terrible.
[00:18:18] There was no story at all.
[00:18:20] You're in a shipwreck and then less than a mission later
[00:18:23] maybe five minutes later
[00:18:25] you're working for the most influential pirate in the area
[00:18:28] and you're his number two guy.
[00:18:30] How are you already so influential?
[00:18:32] It's immediate that they are like I trust you.
[00:18:35] I would see a few things right there
[00:18:37] I just don't think many people are going to deal with it.
[00:18:41] Yeah it wasn't great.
[00:18:44] The mechanics weren't great.
[00:18:45] There was a lot.
[00:18:46] It was like being thrown into an RPG
[00:18:49] and they tried to get you to understand
[00:18:52] all of these mechanics within the first ten minutes
[00:18:55] while neglecting the plot.
[00:18:58] I was sitting there literally trying to figure out
[00:19:00] how to move and do shit while the plot was going on
[00:19:03] I'm like I have no idea what's happening in this game.
[00:19:06] I'm just trying to learn how to play right now
[00:19:08] and there were so many different mechanics
[00:19:10] there's so many different weird intricate things
[00:19:12] I was not expecting to go into an MMORPG with this.
[00:19:16] I'm not really a big fan of those in general.
[00:19:19] Not a huge fan but I'll play them
[00:19:21] but if I know what it was
[00:19:23] because I've never seen the marketing for it as an MMORPG
[00:19:26] it was just like go be pirates online with your friends
[00:19:29] and I was like cool
[00:19:31] so I thought because of all the trailers and stuff
[00:19:34] it would be like a plot driven game
[00:19:36] with your friends like a co-op pirate game
[00:19:39] where you could each play as your own pirates
[00:19:41] or you could all join on a crew and a ship
[00:19:43] and be like whatever you want to do
[00:19:45] sort of like C&T's but with different graphics
[00:19:47] made by UU soft. We're just fine.
[00:19:49] Maybe they were afraid of being ripped off
[00:19:51] they were like everybody is in one world
[00:19:53] and all the mechanics are different
[00:19:55] it was just okay.
[00:19:57] It wasn't great.
[00:19:58] Yeah that doesn't excite me.
[00:20:00] I know we've already talked about Fallout
[00:20:02] but can we talk about Vault 94?
[00:20:05] Oh in Fallout 76?
[00:20:07] Yeah.
[00:20:08] Okay so we've been playing Fallout 76 again
[00:20:10] and we were like oh you know
[00:20:12] it's still not that great but it's fun to play
[00:20:14] with each other whatever.
[00:20:15] We go to check out a Vault
[00:20:17] it's not very big there's nothing there
[00:20:19] it's just like iced over
[00:20:20] and then we see there's another Vault on the map
[00:20:22] and we're like okay cool
[00:20:23] you know how much harder can it be
[00:20:25] that one barely had anything in it
[00:20:26] all my fucking god
[00:20:28] literally like 50 Myrallar countries
[00:20:31] and Myrallar canyons and all this shit
[00:20:33] and we just died over
[00:20:35] and over and over again.
[00:20:37] We died because
[00:20:39] the game scales enemies
[00:20:41] to your exact level
[00:20:43] and still doesn't give you
[00:20:45] more ammo or more
[00:20:47] Stimpaks or more resources to fight back with
[00:20:50] and the weapons don't level up
[00:20:53] even if you like the damage the weapons do
[00:20:56] don't level up with you
[00:20:57] and then so you specifically put in
[00:20:59] your perks like the
[00:21:02] the perp points into
[00:21:04] specific categories of weapons
[00:21:06] to get them to do more damage
[00:21:07] but it's like 20% more damage
[00:21:09] and I'm like if my base gun
[00:21:11] still does 30 damage that it did
[00:21:13] when I was level 10 at level 50
[00:21:15] now it does 38 damage
[00:21:17] and you're like what the hell does that do for me
[00:21:20] 38 damage against a level 50 enemy
[00:21:22] doesn't do shit.
[00:21:23] But the melee weapons.
[00:21:24] But melee weapons
[00:21:26] scale so much it's crazy
[00:21:28] because at the beginning of the game
[00:21:30] a melee weapon is slow
[00:21:31] but it does like 100 and something damage
[00:21:33] so when you get to level 50
[00:21:35] it now does like 135
[00:21:37] 140 damage
[00:21:38] has the same speed as it does at the beginning
[00:21:40] but now it can actually
[00:21:42] help you with these enemies
[00:21:43] because you're just hitting them to death so quickly
[00:21:45] like it takes out a third of their health
[00:21:47] to a half of their health
[00:21:48] if you get a critical
[00:21:49] but if you shoot them
[00:21:50] it takes out maybe an eighth
[00:21:52] of their health maybe
[00:21:54] and then you still have to hit the critical
[00:21:56] and maybe it takes out like a tenth of their health
[00:21:58] and you're like this is fucking impossible
[00:22:00] it's ridiculous
[00:22:01] I love my death tambourine
[00:22:02] yeah I started picking up melee weapons
[00:22:04] and I was like I'll swing a hatchet
[00:22:06] at these enemies
[00:22:07] and it kills them faster than a shotgun does
[00:22:09] I know he was like watching me play and he goes
[00:22:11] this is ridiculous
[00:22:12] damn you're killing so many of them
[00:22:14] I'm getting a melee weapon
[00:22:16] yeah I just started looking for melee weapons
[00:22:18] and then I was like this is crazy
[00:22:20] but so like
[00:22:22] I told him I'm obsessed with this vault now
[00:22:24] so we went and made a ton of ammo and everything
[00:22:26] and when we get a chance
[00:22:28] we're going back into that vault
[00:22:29] and we're gonna fuck up some myerarchs
[00:22:31] it's personal now
[00:22:32] it's crazy yeah
[00:22:33] and like I said there's no reason
[00:22:35] for it to scale every enemy in the game
[00:22:38] to be your level
[00:22:40] why?
[00:22:41] why is every level
[00:22:43] like every enemy is the same level as you
[00:22:45] so you're constantly being fucking killed
[00:22:47] by everything that's there
[00:22:49] like a cockroach
[00:22:51] has the same level 50
[00:22:53] as a fucking myerarch
[00:22:55] or a fucking giant bat flying in the sky
[00:22:57] they're all level 50
[00:22:58] I'm like why?
[00:23:00] it doesn't make any sense that they're all the same level
[00:23:03] I wonder if you can turn that off
[00:23:05] probably not since it's an online game
[00:23:08] maybe if you're in a private one
[00:23:11] I don't know but like every other fallout
[00:23:13] you start in an area with low level creatures
[00:23:15] or enemies
[00:23:16] and then as you branch out and explore the world
[00:23:18] the enemies get harder
[00:23:20] because they get higher in level
[00:23:22] and better equipment
[00:23:24] not in this one
[00:23:25] you make a camp right next to the starting area
[00:23:27] you'll get attacked by like level 50 super mutants
[00:23:30] I'm like what the fuck
[00:23:32] it's crazy
[00:23:33] I'm trying to find something I saw earlier
[00:23:36] I wanted to talk about
[00:23:37] because I don't normally watch these people on YouTube
[00:23:38] but I heard about this
[00:23:39] and I was like damn
[00:23:40] why did he kill your career
[00:23:44] let's see
[00:23:46] do you watch
[00:23:47] or have you heard of the YouTube channel Watcher?
[00:23:49] no
[00:23:51] okay so I usually watch true crime
[00:23:53] or gossip videos and stuff on YouTube
[00:23:55] but I saw this on one of my gossip videos earlier
[00:23:58] because they were like damn
[00:23:59] these people are fucking up their career
[00:24:00] so basically they're called Watcher
[00:24:02] and they create like
[00:24:04] pretty high quality films and stuff
[00:24:07] but like post them on YouTube
[00:24:09] so people can go and get all this content for free
[00:24:12] but a lot of people have said
[00:24:14] the main reason they watch is because they like their personality
[00:24:16] these people used to be on The Try Guys
[00:24:18] or on Buzzfeed or whatever
[00:24:19] and so everybody was like
[00:24:21] yeah we just like your dynamic together
[00:24:23] so they announced that they were taking all of their content
[00:24:26] off of YouTube
[00:24:27] and creating their own subscription service
[00:24:29] called Watcher for $5.99 a month
[00:24:31] and a lot of people were like
[00:24:33] so mad about it
[00:24:34] because I guess they already have a Patreon account
[00:24:36] that people could subscribe to if they want
[00:24:38] but everybody was like
[00:24:39] we don't care about your movie content
[00:24:41] we just like you guys like
[00:24:43] you never needed to do all this
[00:24:45] we're not gonna subscribe to another thing
[00:24:47] yeah that's a weird decision to make
[00:24:51] I feel like if you wanted it that way
[00:24:53] you should create the subscription service
[00:24:57] where they get like extra content
[00:24:59] that's exactly what their page is
[00:25:01] right where like you would get
[00:25:03] oh like they react to
[00:25:05] or they say a bunch of stuff in the credits
[00:25:07] and normally they cut the credits out of the movie
[00:25:09] that's on YouTube you know
[00:25:11] I feel like that's what should be on that page
[00:25:13] but this stuff should still be on YouTube for free
[00:25:15] if you want to watch every stuff
[00:25:17] yeah and they've been in on like a countdown
[00:25:19] to their YouTube like all excited
[00:25:21] for the launch of this and it's like
[00:25:23] it's not gonna go the way you think guys
[00:25:25] people go to YouTube specifically
[00:25:27] because of the free content
[00:25:29] because you might have to watch 30 seconds of commercials
[00:25:31] or something but almost every ad streaming service
[00:25:33] these days costs so much fucking money
[00:25:35] and half the time you still get ads on it
[00:25:37] yeah like HBO Max
[00:25:39] Paramount plus all that stuff
[00:25:41] tons of ads I pay for the spot
[00:25:43] or the Netflix with no ads
[00:25:45] and Hulu with no ads but I've dropped my Disney Plus subscription
[00:25:47] and a bunch of my other subscriptions
[00:25:49] so like it's just not worth it
[00:25:51] yeah especially if I watch fucking commercials
[00:25:53] like what is this cable
[00:25:55] yeah I have to go through my subscriptions
[00:25:57] I have too many
[00:25:59] I'm sure
[00:26:01] I think I use a lot of them
[00:26:03] but there's some that I guarantee
[00:26:05] I haven't used in a while
[00:26:07] I got rid of even a subscription I should not have
[00:26:09] I got rid of my Amazon
[00:26:11] Kindle subscription
[00:26:13] let me tell you
[00:26:15] if you read as much as I do
[00:26:17] I don't know why you'd ever read that one
[00:26:19] I was like oh I can just buy a few books a month
[00:26:21] no girl that's way more expensive
[00:26:23] what do you mean one book now
[00:26:25] it's supposed to be like hard copies is like 15 30 bucks
[00:26:27] even the Kindle copies are like
[00:26:29] $8 a piece for crappy books and then
[00:26:31] they're charging the same price as they do
[00:26:33] for paperbacks
[00:26:35] yeah and kindle a month of Kindle is what
[00:26:37] like 10 or 11 dollars
[00:26:39] it's way more worth it
[00:26:41] so I might get it again but I do have a few
[00:26:43] books on my TV red shelf
[00:26:45] the 2B Red Shelf that
[00:26:47] I always call it TBR
[00:26:49] but it's the 2B Red Shelf if you don't know
[00:26:51] like that is that I can read before
[00:26:53] I get the subscription again
[00:26:55] so yeah
[00:26:57] that's my rant
[00:26:59] everything's too expensive man even groceries
[00:27:01] holy shit
[00:27:03] I've just been reading a lot of
[00:27:05] different like Reddit stories
[00:27:07] especially
[00:27:09] part of the time
[00:27:11] when I have nothing to do at work except for
[00:27:13] waiting on people to get me products and I'm like cool
[00:27:15] I guess I'll just scroll on Reddit for a little bit
[00:27:17] I just think it's funny
[00:27:19] going through there what it recommends to me
[00:27:21] from different like perspectives
[00:27:23] and different things
[00:27:25] and I don't know if it does this for you
[00:27:27] I didn't know it did this but like I would read
[00:27:29] a story from like Am I the Asshole
[00:27:31] or like something like that right
[00:27:33] and then it would
[00:27:35] scroll for a day or two
[00:27:37] or whatever and then when I'd get back on
[00:27:39] sometime later there would be like
[00:27:41] a little notification I'm like what am I getting notifications
[00:27:43] for and I would click it and they'd be like
[00:27:45] oh there's an update to this thing you read
[00:27:47] three days ago and I'm like okay
[00:27:49] and I you would click on it or it's like
[00:27:51] oh so and so confirmed
[00:27:53] this is their partner side of the story now you can hear
[00:27:55] the other side and I'm like oh cool
[00:27:57] so that I read the other side to it I'm like oh all right
[00:27:59] more perspective
[00:28:01] I love Am I the Devil
[00:28:03] because it's like the most extreme
[00:28:05] Am I the Asshole stories and sometimes
[00:28:07] people delete them but this will like
[00:28:09] show you the whole post in the
[00:28:11] comments even if they've deleted it and you're just like
[00:28:13] man you really are the devil like
[00:28:15] Am I an asshole for
[00:28:17] making my eight month pregnant wife
[00:28:19] sleep outside because she didn't text me
[00:28:21] when she said she would and everybody's like what the fuck
[00:28:23] dude like
[00:28:25] what are you doing
[00:28:27] yeah I've seen some of those
[00:28:29] but uh my favorite
[00:28:31] lately has been OCD memes
[00:28:33] I found my people
[00:28:35] yeah people you can talk about your
[00:28:37] fucked up intrusive thoughts without them going
[00:28:39] what is wrong with you
[00:28:41] get a lot of likes on my funny comments
[00:28:43] too it makes me
[00:28:45] feel seen and I appreciate that
[00:28:47] it makes me feel seen if you're on OCD
[00:28:49] means I salute you
[00:28:51] sometimes people post like
[00:28:53] it made me realize I've never had like an original
[00:28:55] thought in my life because somebody was like
[00:28:57] when you become convinced people can hear your thoughts
[00:28:59] and they're like you know
[00:29:01] I'm not being random things just in case
[00:29:03] I'm like oh my god
[00:29:05] that's an OCD thing I just thought that was a weird
[00:29:07] me thing
[00:29:09] nice
[00:29:11] I used to do that in middle school and high school all the time
[00:29:13] I'd be like oh my god what if people are hearing these
[00:29:15] terrible thoughts I'm having think something like
[00:29:17] cupcakes and see if anybody reacts
[00:29:19] like what are you going to say
[00:29:21] cupcakes
[00:29:23] no then you go the other side you go to
[00:29:25] extreme they're like oh what if people can hear
[00:29:27] it
[00:29:29] it's fine they can think that at least they won't know about the bomb
[00:29:31] oh no wait no bombs there's no bombs nobody
[00:29:33] hear about that I just look around
[00:29:35] it's so funny like
[00:29:37] people don't understand how quickly
[00:29:39] I read because they'll show me something
[00:29:41] and I'll laugh and I'm like yeah I read it and they're like
[00:29:43] you couldn't have read it that fast and I'm like but I did
[00:29:45] thanks for sharing you know
[00:29:47] sorry
[00:29:49] I think that's part of the reason why
[00:29:51] you drop so many things
[00:29:53] why
[00:29:55] you watch your eyes when you read and they
[00:29:57] skip large sections at a time
[00:29:59] they don't pay attention to each word
[00:30:01] it's very
[00:30:03] concerning when you're like I'll set this
[00:30:05] glass down and then you look away quick
[00:30:07] and think that your hand is in the right place
[00:30:09] and then just let go
[00:30:11] I really thought it was on the device
[00:30:13] oh my god
[00:30:15] your eyes are too quick
[00:30:17] to get to the next thing that they're not paying attention
[00:30:19] to the thing that they're currently should be watching
[00:30:21] or doing
[00:30:23] at a young age
[00:30:25] same thing with like
[00:30:27] yeah
[00:30:29] same thing with your medications and you closing
[00:30:31] you're just like yep it's closed and you put it down
[00:30:33] without looking at it
[00:30:35] it's not even just my medication at work today
[00:30:37] I had to ask somebody to close
[00:30:39] this like we have these
[00:30:41] tea pitchers and they have this metal bottom that twists
[00:30:43] onto the tea part
[00:30:45] I had to ask somebody else to close it because I tried
[00:30:47] to do it like 50 times could not do it
[00:30:49] other guy takes it from me
[00:30:51] and then he really gets it on there I'm like what the fuck is wrong with my hands
[00:30:53] why am I physically incapable
[00:30:55] of doing things
[00:30:57] because you're trying to do them so quick without actually
[00:30:59] looking at it
[00:31:01] it's not even quick I'll slow down and take my time and I still can't get it to go on
[00:31:03] right and I'm like what am I doing wrong
[00:31:05] because I'm genuinely trying so hard
[00:31:07] and it's like
[00:31:09] I don't know if it's like the way I place my hands or something
[00:31:11] but I just can't I can't I'm never straight
[00:31:13] I'm sorry
[00:31:15] I'm doing the best I can
[00:31:17] why does that just say seven
[00:31:19] what
[00:31:21] are you alright man
[00:31:23] yeah I was like we didn't talk about seven
[00:31:25] we didn't talk about seven the best number
[00:31:27] I told you about that autism question right
[00:31:29] you think random numbers
[00:31:31] okay so I got this is
[00:31:33] the only one I've gotten correct and it was like
[00:31:35] this is what I'm neurotypical would think
[00:31:37] because normally I score really high on those autism
[00:31:39] tests and I'm like oh boy
[00:31:41] but this one it said
[00:31:43] what did two and seven have in common
[00:31:45] I don't feel
[00:31:47] like that's a fair question though
[00:31:49] two and seven have a lot in common
[00:31:51] no matter what the answer is I don't think
[00:31:53] it indicates that you think
[00:31:55] that like you have autism
[00:31:57] I don't know
[00:31:59] it just went around the internet so I was like but I got the answer
[00:32:01] right in the first try and I was really proud of myself
[00:32:03] like you can think of like nine different
[00:32:05] things are there are they all correct answers
[00:32:07] as long as you answer it because like
[00:32:09] they're just numbers
[00:32:11] you can do them with prime they're only
[00:32:13] with themselves they
[00:32:15] add up to nine
[00:32:17] the factors of 14
[00:32:19] like there's so many things that they have
[00:32:21] in common
[00:32:23] that's just a fact I guess like some people will
[00:32:25] like look at the shape of the numbers and be like
[00:32:27] well they're not they don't have anything in common or like
[00:32:29] they're both like have this line
[00:32:31] or stupid things like that but
[00:32:33] I was proud because I said I was
[00:32:35] like hesitant I was like they're both numbers
[00:32:37] like as long as you list
[00:32:39] a fact is that just the right answer
[00:32:41] instead of going I don't know or
[00:32:43] maybe it's about how hard you think about it
[00:32:47] just asking this is
[00:32:49] judging how fast you answer the question or
[00:32:51] well because some of the tests are just to gauge
[00:32:53] like
[00:32:55] like the way you think
[00:32:57] like if you have to go through this like multi-step
[00:32:59] process to arrive at an answer
[00:33:01] or if you're just like yeah their numbers
[00:33:03] or yeah their prime like it's not a big deal to you
[00:33:05] I'd have to look it up though
[00:33:07] I don't know like seeing the
[00:33:09] what two things have in common I think you can do
[00:33:11] that with pretty much most things
[00:33:13] you know you should take an autism test from me later
[00:33:15] like
[00:33:17] like if I asked you
[00:33:19] what does an envelope in a mouse have in common
[00:33:23] like a computer mouse or like a regular mouse
[00:33:25] like a computer mouse where they have in common
[00:33:27] you can touch
[00:33:29] them you can touch them great
[00:33:31] you can order on Amazon
[00:33:33] they're both physical objects they both have names
[00:33:35] all of these they're all things that they have
[00:33:37] in common that one's probably not a very good one
[00:33:39] I was I kept texting you
[00:33:41] like my favorite questions from like ASP quiz
[00:33:43] and one of them was like
[00:33:45] are you fascinated by slowly moving
[00:33:47] water and I was like
[00:33:49] isn't everybody
[00:33:51] like are you do you like
[00:33:53] slowly moving water
[00:33:55] I mean do I like slowly like do you like to sit there
[00:33:57] and observe water like if you see a stream
[00:33:59] like do you just like watch the water flow
[00:34:01] if I'm sitting there like trying to relax
[00:34:03] sure I'll watch water or whatever
[00:34:05] birds nature or whatever to
[00:34:07] just sit and enjoy it sure I just always have to
[00:34:09] like stop and look at things
[00:34:11] like like that snail I sent you
[00:34:13] I was so excited about that snail he made me
[00:34:15] very happy to see
[00:34:17] why are you laughing
[00:34:19] you sent me a picture of a snail
[00:34:21] with no context
[00:34:23] and the caption
[00:34:25] look a snail
[00:34:27] I wanted to share
[00:34:29] you sent me a picture of a snail
[00:34:31] it wasn't like an eye find
[00:34:33] or like an eye spy you could have just sent
[00:34:35] me the picture and then like look what I found
[00:34:37] I wasn't going to be like is that a grizzly bear
[00:34:39] like it's obviously it's a snail
[00:34:41] I just was so happy
[00:34:43] I was like correct
[00:34:45] this snail it had just rained he looked so happy
[00:34:47] his little antenna were going everywhere
[00:34:49] I was like
[00:34:51] he's really cute I'm going to send Jordan a picture
[00:34:53] yeah
[00:34:55] man then birds are angry
[00:34:59] I had okay I wonder if they warned each other
[00:35:01] after chipmunk attacked that one
[00:35:03] so here's this thing
[00:35:05] that I've been doing
[00:35:07] it might play off of your
[00:35:09] current conversation
[00:35:11] so I just have random thoughts
[00:35:13] and
[00:35:15] sometimes there are questions
[00:35:17] that I'm like that's a weird question
[00:35:19] to just ask the random people in the room
[00:35:21] because it has nothing to do
[00:35:23] with what we're currently discussing
[00:35:25] yeah I did that earlier
[00:35:27] and so I started writing down all these questions
[00:35:29] and then I would look them up later
[00:35:31] so I can give you the questions
[00:35:33] and then the answers right so I wrote down
[00:35:35] all the questions
[00:35:37] looked up all the answers so that I
[00:35:39] wasn't an idiot
[00:35:41] and then
[00:35:43] deleted most of the questions somehow
[00:35:45] so I don't know what most
[00:35:47] of the questions were anymore because I forgot them
[00:35:49] so now no I don't have those
[00:35:51] either I have nothing
[00:35:53] I only have one of the questions and one of the answers
[00:35:55] so like it's not going to be a long
[00:35:57] segment but I have it
[00:35:59] okay you can answer the questions if you know
[00:36:01] the only question I have
[00:36:03] right now
[00:36:05] I had it like a week ago
[00:36:07] why do Chihuahua's shakes so much
[00:36:09] because they're full of anger
[00:36:13] good
[00:36:15] but no
[00:36:17] in fact there are 8 reasons
[00:36:19] 8 reasons that
[00:36:21] that Chihuahua shakes
[00:36:23] and
[00:36:25] anger is not one of them
[00:36:27] you don't know my mom's Chihuahuas
[00:36:31] number one
[00:36:33] can you well first of all
[00:36:35] try and guess what the 8 are
[00:36:37] they're hungry
[00:36:41] maybe but no
[00:36:45] they're jealous
[00:36:49] we've had shitty Chihuahuas
[00:36:51] that's what they tested
[00:36:53] I said do you like the green sweater
[00:36:55] they're red sweater that Bianca has
[00:36:57] anxious
[00:36:59] is on there
[00:37:01] cold is on there
[00:37:03] they're excited
[00:37:05] excitement's on there
[00:37:07] they have to pee
[00:37:09] no
[00:37:11] not on there
[00:37:13] they want to play
[00:37:15] same as excitement
[00:37:17] number one reason
[00:37:19] cold
[00:37:21] cold is the number one reason
[00:37:23] body temperature of a Chihuahua
[00:37:25] is between 99.5
[00:37:27] and 102.5
[00:37:29] so anything lower
[00:37:31] than that or outside of that
[00:37:33] they can't regulate as well because their tongues are so small
[00:37:35] and they can't sweat
[00:37:37] so they shake
[00:37:39] to try and heat themselves up
[00:37:41] I shake instead of sweat
[00:37:43] that's so funny
[00:37:45] they shake so they can heat themselves up
[00:37:47] that's number one
[00:37:49] number two they're wet
[00:37:51] it just says wet
[00:37:53] they don't like to get wet
[00:37:55] which I think shouldn't be on this list
[00:37:57] because every dog shakes when they're wet
[00:37:59] does it mean the trembling they do or a full shake
[00:38:01] I think this one is the full shake
[00:38:03] that's why I don't like this one
[00:38:05] because trembling and shaking
[00:38:07] two different things
[00:38:09] I'd like to see a peer reviewed source please
[00:38:11] number three
[00:38:13] the third most common reasons that Chihuahuas shake
[00:38:15] shake
[00:38:17] is hypoglycemia
[00:38:21] that you know what I should have known that
[00:38:23] because one of our Chihuahuas did have that
[00:38:25] because they have low blood sugar
[00:38:27] and it was really scary though
[00:38:29] because she shook but then like
[00:38:31] her arms got like stuck
[00:38:33] in this like weird stiff position
[00:38:35] and my parents were like she's probably fine
[00:38:37] I was like you need to take her to a fucking vet
[00:38:39] she is not fine and then it was something like that
[00:38:41] and then a few years later her throat collapsed
[00:38:43] because apparently that's really common in Chihuahuas
[00:38:45] because they have such tiny
[00:38:47] I didn't look that part up
[00:38:49] but I'm gonna put some more things on here
[00:38:51] sorry keep going
[00:38:53] number four is pain
[00:38:55] me too
[00:38:57] pain causes most dogs to shake
[00:38:59] but their Chihuahuas are adept at hiding pain
[00:39:01] not if they shake
[00:39:03] no they're not
[00:39:05] they whine and they yelp
[00:39:07] like Chihuahuas are dramatic
[00:39:09] or at least the ones I've had are like
[00:39:11] yeah
[00:39:13] number five excitement you got that one
[00:39:15] obviously I think a lot of dogs do that
[00:39:17] survival mechanism
[00:39:19] you got that one
[00:39:21] my mom always gives her Chihuahuas a thunder buddy t-shirt
[00:39:23] number seven illness which I think should
[00:39:25] have been with the hypoglycemia but whatever
[00:39:27] illness yep shaking got it
[00:39:29] and then number eight affects most dogs
[00:39:31] old age
[00:39:33] so there's not like a ton on there
[00:39:35] what do they get like doggy Parkinson's disease
[00:39:37] no a lot of dogs shake when they get really old
[00:39:39] why
[00:39:43] I'm trying so hard to stay alive
[00:39:47] age-related shaking is often attributed to muscle atrophy
[00:39:49] I really should keep my random thoughts down
[00:39:51] because like earlier at work I asked a question
[00:39:53] kind of on long the same vein and everybody was like
[00:39:55] what the fuck and I was like
[00:39:57] oh was that too random
[00:39:59] and Nestor said no and somebody else said yes
[00:40:01] and I was like okay I'm confused now
[00:40:03] yeah so that I googled that
[00:40:05] and like looked it up while my coworkers were still
[00:40:07] having that same conversation I was like
[00:40:09] huh that's why Chihuahuas shake and they're like
[00:40:11] what are you talking about nothing no worry about that
[00:40:17] are you looking up some of your random thoughts
[00:40:19] I'm looking at my notes but it's mostly like
[00:40:21] stupid poetry and stuff from years ago
[00:40:25] yeah I tried to write down a thought
[00:40:27] like two days ago
[00:40:29] but as I was like starting to type it
[00:40:31] you said something and I lost the other half
[00:40:33] so it was just what does the
[00:40:35] and I was like well that doesn't help me
[00:40:37] so I erased it
[00:40:39] I was like oh shoot
[00:40:41] yeah it's
[00:40:43] it's mostly just like stories that I started
[00:40:45] writing and then I was like I suck
[00:40:47] or like little poems
[00:40:49] interesting
[00:40:51] hmm
[00:40:53] I'm gonna start trying
[00:40:55] to write down more of them because I'm like
[00:40:57] I have them a lot and I just forget about them
[00:40:59] most of the time
[00:41:01] I just it comes
[00:41:03] and it goes like it's in and out of my head in a second
[00:41:05] that's why I tried to write it down so quickly
[00:41:07] because I saw it and I was like I got you
[00:41:09] but
[00:41:11] you got
[00:41:15] anything else you want to go through
[00:41:17] hmm
[00:41:19] going on my bachelorette trip this week I'm excited
[00:41:21] you
[00:41:23] just gonna go see the strippers and the
[00:41:25] masseuses and get some happy endings
[00:41:27] I'm not gonna see a masseuse or I'm not gonna
[00:41:29] see a stripper or gonna
[00:41:31] the masseuses she's the one she's not gonna see
[00:41:33] but the strippers
[00:41:35] I'm not gonna see a stripper we did that your sister's bachelorette
[00:41:37] and I'm okay without doing that again
[00:41:39] it was fun for one but like I'm not really into that
[00:41:41] hmm
[00:41:43] it was a nice experience but yeah I don't really need to do it again
[00:41:45] well too bad you're not planning it
[00:41:47] and it's carlin to be a surprise
[00:41:49] I mean my maid of honor doesn't really do
[00:41:51] stuff like that so I doubt it
[00:41:53] surprise people no she doesn't like strippers
[00:41:55] so
[00:41:57] it's not about what she likes I also don't like strippers so
[00:41:59] why would she doesn't know that she does
[00:42:01] that's why we're getting massages oh my gosh
[00:42:03] she was like what do you want to do and you said
[00:42:05] massage absolutely no strippers
[00:42:07] exactly my point I don't want to see them
[00:42:09] if you didn't say no there's a possibility of yes
[00:42:11] if it's a female stripper then I'll consider it
[00:42:13] you wanna go like a burlesque show or something
[00:42:15] yeah I've been to once before but they were like
[00:42:17] mixed sex so
[00:42:19] the zombie burlesque show at planet Hollywood
[00:42:21] good and they give you yellow shots
[00:42:23] at the end
[00:42:25] I think it would be
[00:42:27] amazing if you all
[00:42:29] went to an escape room
[00:42:31] I wanted to do an escape room for this sole purpose
[00:42:33] of I think communication would break down
[00:42:35] immediately no I feel like
[00:42:37] your sister would start taking charge of you
[00:42:39] like alright this is what we're gonna do
[00:42:41] I think she would too but then I think she would
[00:42:43] get frustrated at some of your friends
[00:42:45] like one that would get like I don't know claustrophobic
[00:42:47] it would be like me and Sam
[00:42:49] solving everything and then we'd be like
[00:42:51] alright all of you just shut up give us a second
[00:42:53] we'll figure it out and then we'll move on don't worry
[00:42:55] I think that'd be a hilarious story
[00:42:57] but I'll see what I can do
[00:42:59] I mean it's up the
[00:43:01] you don't have to I just thought it would be funny
[00:43:03] to like see if you can go there I'll send you a link
[00:43:05] to the exact one we did
[00:43:07] and you guys can see if you beat it in a better time
[00:43:09] what was your time
[00:43:11] we beat it in
[00:43:13] 53 minutes
[00:43:15] out of the hour so we had like 6 and a half minutes left
[00:43:17] I think I could beat that
[00:43:19] I think we could have done it a lot faster
[00:43:21] if they had a fucking marker in that room
[00:43:23] like we literally had to cheat
[00:43:25] and use our phones because there was no marker
[00:43:27] for this fucking whiteboard like
[00:43:29] alright note to self bring the marker
[00:43:31] yeah like a
[00:43:33] like a dry erase marker or not even dry erase
[00:43:35] it was on like a plexiglass
[00:43:37] plexiglass marker there was any racer there
[00:43:39] I was like what the fuck's the eraser for
[00:43:41] if there's no marker
[00:43:43] it might be tricked
[00:43:45] seriously we wasted like almost 15 minutes
[00:43:47] looking for a marker and before we were like
[00:43:49] there's nothing here
[00:43:51] we pride open everything
[00:43:53] to the point where I thought I was gonna break shit
[00:43:57] I would love to go
[00:43:59] to go to like one of those
[00:44:01] like what are they called
[00:44:03] damage rooms or whatever
[00:44:05] the rake rooms
[00:44:07] there's one at
[00:44:09] area 15
[00:44:11] there's one in there
[00:44:13] we should go together sometime
[00:44:15] sure that too
[00:44:17] I feel like that would be better than couples therapy
[00:44:19] I saw it and was like that'd be fun
[00:44:21] but I was like yeah we don't have a ton of time
[00:44:23] we got other stuff playing
[00:44:25] you're nice playing a trip and we just go do a bunch of shit
[00:44:27] with other people
[00:44:29] I think smashing stuff together would be a great
[00:44:31] thing for a couple to do
[00:44:33] probably until you swing the wrong way
[00:44:35] like remember when you pissed me off and you just didn't do the laundry last week
[00:44:37] who
[00:44:39] yeah cause I never do laundry
[00:44:41] no like you to me
[00:44:43] oh that's what I was saying yes those are the
[00:44:45] tame things that I would be saying
[00:44:47] me you mean we talk about my feelings
[00:44:51] can we do it separately she's working
[00:44:53] some things I gotta
[00:44:55] I'm in danger over here
[00:44:57] just beer outside right
[00:44:59] play some Taylor Swift and let me go
[00:45:01] also Taylor Swift's new album came out
[00:45:03] I feel like I'm the small
[00:45:05] portion of the population that absolutely loves it
[00:45:07] but just cause you're depressed
[00:45:09] yeah it's just very relatable
[00:45:11] it's very depressed
[00:45:13] than what the album is
[00:45:15] I like it though
[00:45:17] I didn't say it was a bad album I'm just saying why you like it
[00:45:19] I'm also in a happy relationship though so a lot of it
[00:45:21] I'm like can't really relate
[00:45:23] I don't know
[00:45:25] I was listening
[00:45:27] to the album on the way to work
[00:45:29] which is like a 50 minute drive so I got through a good amount of it
[00:45:31] and honestly
[00:45:33] if I wasn't looking
[00:45:35] to see the name
[00:45:37] of the song I couldn't tell when most of the songs
[00:45:39] changed cause they were all about the same
[00:45:41] with some lyrics
[00:45:43] honestly the first time I listened to it I kind of
[00:45:45] felt the same but then I listened to it through my headphones
[00:45:47] and I started picking up on the differences and nuances
[00:45:49] like is she
[00:45:51] they're just so similar for a whole album to be like that
[00:45:53] I think people are very used to her having the super
[00:45:55] upbeat poppy songs
[00:45:57] even if they have depressing lyrics and things like that
[00:45:59] but these
[00:46:01] some of my favorites are the ones that aren't
[00:46:03] super upbeat but they're just
[00:46:05] what are your favorite ones
[00:46:09] the one with the drug addicts
[00:46:11] remember that one
[00:46:13] what's it called
[00:46:15] that tells me nothing
[00:46:17] add something about using drugs for the rest of her life
[00:46:19] which one is that
[00:46:23] is it the one where I like
[00:46:25] don't blame me my drug is my baby
[00:46:27] yeah for the rest of her life
[00:46:29] yeah that's called don't blame me I love that song
[00:46:31] see that one
[00:46:33] what else
[00:46:35] it's like sultry
[00:46:37] uh the lavender one
[00:46:39] not super upbeat it's good
[00:46:41] okay I feel like
[00:46:43] when she released it she thought like oh that's a good love song
[00:46:45] or whatever and then you keep listening to it
[00:46:47] especially like post her breakup with her ex boyfriend
[00:46:49] and it's like
[00:46:51] oh girly you were in denial like this song is
[00:46:53] satisfied kind of
[00:46:55] well that's what I'm saying like they all have different
[00:46:57] beats they're not the most upbeat
[00:46:59] but they're still not like this melancholy
[00:47:01] that this album has
[00:47:03] have you listened to the anthology yet because
[00:47:05] the second part was produced by a different
[00:47:07] person she mostly works with jack antinoff and erin desner
[00:47:09] and they both have a little bit different styles
[00:47:11] but like in the second half
[00:47:13] of the anthology you can really tell the shift
[00:47:15] it's much more like folklore evermore
[00:47:17] um yeah I know all those words
[00:47:19] like her two albums she put out during covid
[00:47:21] where people were like oh my god she's an amazing
[00:47:23] artist and then
[00:47:25] okay so the only thing I don't understand
[00:47:27] is like I like the album I understand
[00:47:29] that people don't like you know everybody's got
[00:47:31] different tastes in music but there are so many people
[00:47:33] who are like obsessed with hating her
[00:47:35] that they will just shit on anybody who likes
[00:47:37] her like I see comments online
[00:47:39] where they're like if you like this
[00:47:41] album you need to go back to english class
[00:47:43] and joke's on you motherfucker
[00:47:45] like I'm great at english
[00:47:47] I like her lyrics I understand the poetry
[00:47:49] that sort of stuff I don't respond to those comments
[00:47:51] because I'm like whatever like those people are going to hate on her no matter what
[00:47:53] why are you reading comments
[00:47:55] of reviews of the album
[00:47:57] like what does that do for you
[00:47:59] well I followed a few Taylor Swift subreddits
[00:48:01] and one of them is called swiftly neutral
[00:48:03] which I thought would be more like a neutral take
[00:48:05] because like yes I love her music and stuff
[00:48:07] but there are some things she does that I'm like
[00:48:09] yeah that's what I don't get about
[00:48:11] if you like something you like something
[00:48:13] if you don't you don't I don't give a shit
[00:48:15] what people's opinions are on the internet
[00:48:17] and I'm not going to spend time reading them
[00:48:19] whether they're positive negative or indifferent
[00:48:21] whether they're like everybody in the world is shitting on the 10
[00:48:23] people that like the album or whether it's
[00:48:25] vice versa I don't think it makes a difference
[00:48:27] and I don't like wasting my time
[00:48:29] reading it because I feel like there's not a point
[00:48:31] is it going to sway your opinion
[00:48:33] like is it is reading 100 comments
[00:48:35] that it's that the one person who liked
[00:48:37] it's a piece of shit is that going to change you
[00:48:39] no you're still going to like it
[00:48:41] so I don't think it adds value to your life
[00:48:43] you typically will like it more
[00:48:45] the more you listen like Midnight's album
[00:48:47] a lot of people did not like it when they first count
[00:48:49] out they're like this isn't what I expected
[00:48:51] it's not like the Taylor I like all sort of stuff
[00:48:53] but then after a while a lot of people were like
[00:48:55] okay it's growing on me
[00:48:57] yeah it's Stockholm syndrome
[00:48:59] you just you're stuck with it for a while
[00:49:01] you listen to it repeatedly and eventually you're like
[00:49:03] man that song's catchy it's in my head yeah
[00:49:05] because you've been listening to it so much
[00:49:07] like it says something like that where she's like
[00:49:09] I put narcotics in all of my music that's why
[00:49:11] you're still listening and it's just like a
[00:49:13] poking jokes at like critics
[00:49:15] and things like that and I thought it was really funny
[00:49:17] yeah but that's what I'm saying
[00:49:19] I don't think
[00:49:21] reading a bunch of comments
[00:49:23] of other people's
[00:49:25] opinions on something that you've already
[00:49:27] formed your opinion on is going to do
[00:49:29] anything I don't think it adds value to your life
[00:49:31] I don't either but it just like shows up in my
[00:49:33] Reddit feed you know yeah but you're still
[00:49:35] listening to read it that's true that's what my point
[00:49:37] is like why would you choose to read it
[00:49:39] if there's a subject or something
[00:49:41] that you
[00:49:43] haven't made up your mind on or you're like
[00:49:45] oh this is my opinion I wonder what other people's opinions
[00:49:47] are and you read it and you're like oh this changed
[00:49:49] my opinion great
[00:49:51] like of it but I think that should be
[00:49:53] more looked at as like factual things
[00:49:55] right like if you
[00:49:57] don't believe in fucking
[00:49:59] like global warming and other people do
[00:50:01] and you're reading facts and opinions
[00:50:03] and different things about it to maybe
[00:50:05] like see if other
[00:50:07] people agree with you or like what the points back and forth
[00:50:09] are sure go for it read it but if you're like
[00:50:11] I really like this album well
[00:50:13] 100 comments say they don't like it like that's not
[00:50:15] going to change you liking or disliking
[00:50:17] unless the top comment is like did you know
[00:50:19] she raped somebody in song 2 like you know
[00:50:21] like it's not going to change anything
[00:50:23] but that's what I'm saying like I just
[00:50:25] don't see that it's worth
[00:50:27] your time or mental energy
[00:50:29] to even look at them you know
[00:50:31] is definitely not worth mine
[00:50:35] but that's all we got to say on that
[00:50:37] we're going to cut it
[00:50:39] off there because we're running a little long
[00:50:41] for what we got to do tonight
[00:50:43] but as always I'm Jordan
[00:50:45] that's Ripley we hope you had a wonderful
[00:50:47] how
[00:50:49] long this is I don't know Ripley's going to edit
[00:50:51] this one so we're going to see how long it is
[00:50:53] fucking not yes you are
[00:50:55] and she says that
[00:50:57] the software just magically edits things out
[00:50:59] so she can magically edit it herself
[00:51:01] no I just thought you said it like reduces
[00:51:03] the background noise like that's what I meant
[00:51:05] uh huh and so
[00:51:07] she's going to give it a whirl
[00:51:09] alright y'all
[00:51:11] maybe you'll like what you heard find us on
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[00:51:17] uh Ripley
[00:51:19] said she's working on more shorts
[00:51:21] she definitely
[00:51:23] was thinking about it probably didn't do it
[00:51:25] I was going to start doing it after the wedding
[00:51:27] I don't know about that I think she's trying to
[00:51:29] books coming out before the wedding though so
[00:51:31] that'll be here in less than three weeks because that's when the wedding is
[00:51:33] and
[00:51:35] what did you make that face for
[00:51:37] I'm almost done I just don't know how long it'll take to upload
[00:51:39] because like they have to like approve
[00:51:41] it and stuff and I've seen a lot of people say that
[00:51:43] like oh they've chosen their publishing date
[00:51:45] and then it'll still be like it'll be like a week
[00:51:47] and it's still processing so like
[00:51:49] I got a tippy look at all that
[00:51:51] alright it's coming out after the wedding
[00:51:53] she's delayed it
[00:51:55] she however
[00:51:57] has stopped streaming
[00:51:59] she said she doesn't like you guys anymore
[00:52:01] video games video games are live but not with you
[00:52:03] and no we're doing the outro now
[00:52:05] you can have your opinion
[00:52:07] you can have your opinions in the shorts
[00:52:09] and you can have your opinions on the
[00:52:11] social medias that you manage
[00:52:13] but this here this is the outro
[00:52:15] did you want dinner tonight or
[00:52:17] oh yeah I don't know how to cook
[00:52:19] alright so
[00:52:21] we couldn't cook
[00:52:23] or just go buy something
[00:52:25] whatever
[00:52:27] but
[00:52:29] that's all she wrote
[00:52:31] on the script I got to the end of my page
[00:52:33] and I think she's only got like a few more sentences on her
[00:52:35] so we'll see you next time and we hope you enjoyed
[00:52:37] goodbye
[00:52:41] I'm gonna cut that part out
[00:52:43] that was your off tune
[00:52:45] your off tune
[00:52:53] you