Mindless Condescension

[00:00:13] What are you doing?

[00:00:20] Intro music

[00:00:33] So exasperated. Hey, why'd you bop me? I didn't bop you. I said bop. Why'd you bop me?

[00:00:43] I don't know what you're talking about. Why are you doing this? What do you mean? This is where I sit.

[00:00:50] This is my chair.

[00:00:55] Your skin's cool.

[00:00:57] Alright.

[00:00:58] Why is it... No, I don't get this right.

[00:01:00] You gotta face it towards me.

[00:01:02] What do you mean? I am facing towards you.

[00:01:03] No, the microphone.

[00:01:05] Yeah.

[00:01:08] This week's special guest is Chipmunk.

[00:01:11] He will probably hear me out a little bit at least.

[00:01:15] But hello! Welcome back to my honest prattle.

[00:01:18] How are we going?

[00:01:19] You've been recording for like two minutes.

[00:01:21] You've been recording for two minutes.

[00:01:23] Don't you just come in here and accuse me of doing...

[00:01:26] Wow, now you're just going to ruin the audio too.

[00:01:28] You know what?

[00:01:29] What is this ASMR?

[00:01:31] Great. Look what you said.

[00:01:32] Because I need to be able to hear me.

[00:01:33] Who's they? You were like...

[00:01:35] The audience!

[00:01:37] They're whispering and talking in the wrong direction.

[00:01:40] That's on you.

[00:01:41] Well, this is mine. This is my prattle.

[00:01:43] Sometimes.

[00:01:44] Every week.

[00:01:46] I had two of these chips.

[00:01:48] Why?

[00:01:49] My stomach's upset.

[00:01:51] You could have been all the alcohol you had yesterday.

[00:01:55] No, my stomach wasn't upset until after the chips.

[00:01:57] Is it the red pepper? I'm telling you.

[00:01:59] It's not red pepper.

[00:02:00] Why are you always blaming things that are too spicy

[00:02:02] for your white ass?

[00:02:06] It just makes sense.

[00:02:08] How does it make sense?

[00:02:09] Because it burns your mouth so why not your stomach too?

[00:02:14] It goes into acid.

[00:02:16] What do you mean? How do you not burn?

[00:02:18] What the fuck are you talking about?

[00:02:20] I like to quit.

[00:02:21] You quit moving around so much.

[00:02:23] Just sit still and talk to me.

[00:02:24] I'm a good to be a person.

[00:02:26] Apparently.

[00:02:27] You gain. Stop it.

[00:02:30] Just let me be myself.

[00:02:34] No.

[00:02:35] No?

[00:02:37] I don't expect you to understand.

[00:02:40] I don't understand. You're right.

[00:02:43] I know I'm right.

[00:02:46] Just talk to me.

[00:02:48] You motherfucker.

[00:02:49] I have condescension.

[00:02:52] I have condescension.

[00:02:54] You should be this way.

[00:02:56] What the fuck are you talking about?

[00:02:58] What's so rude?

[00:02:59] You're the one that uses a special voice with me.

[00:03:02] I'm not being condescending.

[00:03:02] Not with you.

[00:03:03] I want to make sure I can be heard clearly on the BudGest.

[00:03:06] Then speak clearly on the BudGest.

[00:03:08] And what did you do this week?

[00:03:11] How does that help anybody?

[00:03:14] Just let me be myself.

[00:03:16] No need to yell.

[00:03:18] Just talk normally.

[00:03:19] So much need to yell.

[00:03:20] I'm going to push you further away then.

[00:03:22] You can yell.

[00:03:24] It's already happened.

[00:03:26] I pushed you.

[00:03:27] Thank goodness that attempt was good.

[00:03:30] I don't know. I'm just really tired.

[00:03:32] Me too. Good podcast.

[00:03:34] We'll see next week.

[00:03:36] I really don't feel like a human being

[00:03:39] without 10-12 hours of sleep.

[00:03:41] 7-8 is usually what I need.

[00:03:45] What was that math?

[00:03:47] Because I take a bunch of naps.

[00:03:50] Uh-huh.

[00:03:51] It still doesn't have the right math though.

[00:03:56] Okay, well...

[00:03:57] I take a lot of naps.

[00:03:59] And I'm always tired.

[00:04:01] Boy, just the exciting stuff this week.

[00:04:03] We're just getting started!

[00:04:05] Oh my god. You're so judgy today.

[00:04:08] Today, girl always started out with was at

[00:04:11] We've been sleeping.

[00:04:13] It's that time of year, man?

[00:04:15] It's nighttime?

[00:04:17] What do you mean time of year?

[00:04:18] Like it's getting into fall.

[00:04:20] It's like...

[00:04:24] Yeah, that does make me want to sleep.

[00:04:26] What are you talking about?

[00:04:29] Oh thank god.

[00:04:30] Now we're in Twilight.

[00:04:31] No, this isn't making any sense.

[00:04:34] What are you talking about right now?

[00:04:35] In the fall, they call it Twilight Weather.

[00:04:38] Who does?

[00:04:39] People online.

[00:04:40] People online call it Twilight Weather.

[00:04:43] Oh my god, nobody cares about Twilight anymore.

[00:04:48] So many people care about Twilight.

[00:04:49] It is not relevant.

[00:04:49] It is still relevant to people who are obsessed with it

[00:04:54] when they were in middle school.

[00:04:55] I'm not obsessed with it. I just think it's fun.

[00:04:57] You can just enjoy things.

[00:04:59] You can enjoy things.

[00:05:00] That doesn't mean you have to reference them and be like

[00:05:02] It's Twilight Weather right now.

[00:05:05] It's like a big meme about it being Twilight Weather.

[00:05:07] Big meme for who?

[00:05:09] I'll show you the videos later.

[00:05:10] You should have shown me them before this.

[00:05:12] You can't reference shit that only one of us knows.

[00:05:14] I know I'm going to reference it.

[00:05:16] So what?

[00:05:18] Stop hitting me.

[00:05:20] You're such a little bitch right now.

[00:05:22] Excuse me, you're the one that hit me.

[00:05:24] There is an excuse for you.

[00:05:27] These cats are neglected.

[00:05:28] I think it's your fault.

[00:05:29] They are not neglected.

[00:05:32] So you agree it's your fault?

[00:05:34] They are not neglected so it's nobody's fault.

[00:05:37] So you deny the problem and neglect them?

[00:05:41] Why do you think they're neglected?

[00:05:42] Why would you think they're neglected?

[00:05:44] Because every time you leave, they come and

[00:05:46] hang out with me and every time you get here

[00:05:48] they try to be around you and you're just like

[00:05:50] no I have to play games now.

[00:05:52] You've literally been playing games all day haven't you?

[00:05:54] With them, yes.

[00:05:56] I can't always say it's different when you do it.

[00:05:58] Yeah because I include them in it.

[00:06:00] Chipmunk opened up my map earlier.

[00:06:04] She often gets L up in my games too.

[00:06:08] You're neglected.

[00:06:09] And I take breaks from playing games to play with them.

[00:06:12] Oh yeah, I've seen you play with them.

[00:06:15] Real intuitive stuff there.

[00:06:18] Here's a toy, let me throw it with one hand

[00:06:20] while I browse Twitter on the other.

[00:06:23] And sometimes they run around with them.

[00:06:25] Oh and we're not going to deny that one either, that's good.

[00:06:27] I'm sure a lot of people play with their cats like that.

[00:06:29] They would neglectfully?

[00:06:31] It's not neglectfully.

[00:06:32] They just have so much energy.

[00:06:34] Like look at this one right now.

[00:06:36] She's laying in a bed, yeah.

[00:06:38] She's pulling up the bottom of it.

[00:06:40] She knows that bed's trash too.

[00:06:43] It's not trash, it's a dinosaur.

[00:06:44] It will be when she gets done with it.

[00:06:47] Stop smacking me.

[00:06:48] Stop biting my nails.

[00:06:50] I'm not biting my nails.

[00:06:52] Stop tasting your nails in between your teeth.

[00:06:54] I was biting my skin on my fingers.

[00:06:56] Mmm even better.

[00:06:57] Right where the nail is supposed to be that we don't have either one.

[00:07:00] Oh my god shut up.

[00:07:01] Stop embarrassing me online.

[00:07:03] I'm not embarrassing nothing.

[00:07:04] If you're embarrassed of reality you should change it.

[00:07:07] You should change it.

[00:07:07] I'm trying.

[00:07:09] It's my new job.

[00:07:11] So I can get nails or paint my nails.

[00:07:14] So I can get fake nails or I can paint my nails.

[00:07:17] Just get some realistic fake nails.

[00:07:19] They all look too obvious.

[00:07:21] You all look too obvious, how about you try harder?

[00:07:24] Okay.

[00:07:25] Exactly, problem solved. I'm good at this.

[00:07:27] It's not like I work with my manager much.

[00:07:31] The problem is just something like that.

[00:07:33] Somebody in the natural looking nails

[00:07:37] that are like

[00:07:38] you can buy at the store and stuff

[00:07:39] they're just shiny is the problem.

[00:07:41] You know that loud to have like clear on?

[00:07:44] No, you can't have any polish.

[00:07:45] Just give some sandpaper.

[00:07:47] What problem solved?

[00:07:49] That's not how nails work.

[00:07:51] What do you mean? You said it's shiny right?

[00:07:54] Scuff it up.

[00:07:55] It's you need like matte polish.

[00:07:57] If you scuff it up, it's also not going to look like a real thing.

[00:07:59] What do you mean?

[00:08:01] What do you mean?

[00:08:03] You scuff it up.

[00:08:04] It's too shiny. You scuff a little. It's less shiny.

[00:08:07] It's not like sanding a wood.

[00:08:10] Do you have shiny wood?

[00:08:12] Yeah.

[00:08:14] Why are you saying that?

[00:08:16] Where's your shiny wood at?

[00:08:17] Show me some shiny wood.

[00:08:20] Listen.

[00:08:22] Okay.

[00:08:23] Now what?

[00:08:24] Like if it's a table that's been sealed

[00:08:26] and you need to make it less shiny.

[00:08:28] Make it less shiny.

[00:08:30] That's what you just said.

[00:08:32] You want to get a sealed table so we can get it less shiny?

[00:08:35] No.

[00:08:35] It's like why would you buy something that expensive to sand it?

[00:08:39] Seems kind of stupid right?

[00:08:41] I think you've lost the plot here.

[00:08:43] I never had it to begin with.

[00:08:45] Anyway, just make the nails less shiny.

[00:08:48] I will look around.

[00:08:50] Look around for what? Less shiny things?

[00:08:51] Natural chicken shit.

[00:08:53] Natural chicken shit?

[00:08:56] I don't know what you're spouting over there.

[00:08:59] God, you know what?

[00:09:00] I don't.

[00:09:01] Is he on first?

[00:09:04] What first?

[00:09:06] Who's on first?

[00:09:07] First what?

[00:09:10] You suck at this skit.

[00:09:12] What skit?

[00:09:13] I can't explain classic comedy to you.

[00:09:17] Is it something from Futurama?

[00:09:18] No.

[00:09:21] What is it?

[00:09:24] It's a skit.

[00:09:25] From what?

[00:09:27] I'm an old comedy show.

[00:09:29] Black and white days old.

[00:09:32] They're asking about baseball players names.

[00:09:35] From like first, second and third base.

[00:09:38] One of them is trying to figure out the names of the players

[00:09:41] that are on each base.

[00:09:43] The names of the players is like who, what

[00:09:45] and how or something.

[00:09:46] I can't remember third one.

[00:09:48] He goes who's on first?

[00:09:50] He goes no what's on first?

[00:09:51] Who's on second?

[00:09:52] He goes no what's on second?

[00:09:55] I'm arguing about it because it's funny.

[00:09:57] I'd have to watch it.

[00:09:58] You suck.

[00:09:59] How do I not see the old black and white things?

[00:10:04] All we gotta watch around here is Grey's Anatomy

[00:10:06] because it's so uplifting.

[00:10:07] I haven't watched Grey's Anatomy in a long

[00:10:09] time.

[00:10:09] What have we been watching?

[00:10:13] Is it people getting killed?

[00:10:16] In crimes?

[00:10:19] Long soul and silence?

[00:10:20] I've been watching criminal minds.

[00:10:23] Oh crazy.

[00:10:23] So uplifting is it?

[00:10:25] And scary movies and anime.

[00:10:28] Watching Black Clover.

[00:10:30] That one is actually a little uplifting.

[00:10:32] It's like power of teamwork and you're like

[00:10:34] just don't give up.

[00:10:35] It just reminds me of Pokemon

[00:10:38] or something, the voice acting

[00:10:40] and how excited they are

[00:10:42] but it's more violent.

[00:10:45] But he's just like

[00:10:46] my power is never giving up

[00:10:48] and it's just

[00:10:51] so youthful

[00:10:52] and fun.

[00:10:54] At first I was just kind of like okay whatever

[00:10:56] I'll put it on but now I'm like yeah

[00:10:57] you're not gonna give up, you're gonna kick this guy's ass.

[00:11:01] I also like that too.

[00:11:02] He's not like oh I'm not gonna give up

[00:11:04] I'm gonna run a little bit longer for a

[00:11:06] workout. No he usually is like

[00:11:07] I'm not gonna give up. I'm gonna try and kill

[00:11:10] this person.

[00:11:11] He's like oh okay.

[00:11:13] I've never done this before in my life

[00:11:15] but I am confident I can do it.

[00:11:17] Oh man there's a time skip in there.

[00:11:19] Oh my god does it with you in time

[00:11:21] skip things?

[00:11:23] You said you liked it.

[00:11:25] Me in time skip things.

[00:11:26] It's like how many episodes are there of this?

[00:11:30] What? Black Clover.

[00:11:31] I don't know like 150 something.

[00:11:33] Okay that's still not as bad as one piece.

[00:11:35] No, nothing is as bad as one piece.

[00:11:38] What's like

[00:11:39] something has to be faster

[00:11:41] or something has to be faster.

[00:11:43] Let me google it. Something faster.

[00:11:45] Something has to be longer than one piece I'm thinking.

[00:11:47] Like driving ball?

[00:11:48] Driving ball has to be longer right?

[00:11:50] What?

[00:11:52] Something longer than

[00:11:54] one piece

[00:11:56] search.

[00:11:58] Okay here are some

[00:12:00] other

[00:12:01] It just says here are some other

[00:12:05] long ones.

[00:12:05] Alright here's some manga that's

[00:12:09] longer than one piece.

[00:12:13] Okay somebody on reddit actually did this

[00:12:15] six months ago in the anime sub reddit.

[00:12:18] Sure, sure.

[00:12:19] So

[00:12:21] one piece isn't in the top 10 but it is in the top 15.

[00:12:25] Number one is

[00:12:26] Sasei San.

[00:12:28] Never heard of it.

[00:12:30] Two is Doriman which I think I've heard of

[00:12:32] but I've never seen it.

[00:12:34] The only ones I recognize is number seven is Pokemon.

[00:12:37] 12 is Yu-Gi-Oh

[00:12:39] 14 is

[00:12:40] One Piece.

[00:12:42] 18 is Hello Kitty and Friends.

[00:12:44] Oh can't forget Naruto.

[00:12:45] Naruto is number 16.

[00:12:48] Dragon Ball is 19.

[00:12:50] Okay I would have thought it was longer.

[00:12:52] Beyblade and Digimon are 26

[00:12:54] and 27.

[00:12:56] Bleach is number 30.

[00:12:58] I've never seen Bleach.

[00:13:00] The top comment was me.

[00:13:01] One Piece is way too long for me to ever try watching it.

[00:13:04] One Piece is only 14 thumb

[00:13:06] list.

[00:13:07] So I think so like

[00:13:08] they have like a website where you can see

[00:13:11] but I'm like how many episodes is that?

[00:13:13] Oh so

[00:13:15] Yes.

[00:13:16] They have a different one

[00:13:18] for the longest run time.

[00:13:20] A world masterpiece theater

[00:13:23] when you click the link and not just be the post.

[00:13:25] It says the longest anime

[00:13:27] at the time was 1,490 episodes.

[00:13:31] That's a lot of anime.

[00:13:33] You looked up longest anime

[00:13:35] and you're like wow this is long.

[00:13:37] You thought it would be like 10 episodes?

[00:13:40] I need a service

[00:13:41] for One Piece that just cuts out

[00:13:43] the recaps

[00:13:45] and the end credits

[00:13:46] than any of the overlapping scenes.

[00:13:49] So when you watch it

[00:13:50] it's just a continuous thing.

[00:13:52] I think that needs to happen because

[00:13:54] the episodes are 23 minutes

[00:13:56] 24 minutes something like that

[00:13:57] but you're really only getting like 15

[00:14:00] worth of episodes out of each one.

[00:14:01] That's how I feel about Inuyasha

[00:14:03] I was actually just thinking about that before you said it

[00:14:06] I would really like to

[00:14:08] watch it but in one continuous

[00:14:10] thing where it just cuts out

[00:14:11] all the end between bullshit and it's like

[00:14:13] just a story.

[00:14:14] And even then some of the 15 minutes

[00:14:16] in some of the episodes there's like a good minute or two

[00:14:19] of just like shots

[00:14:21] of a scene

[00:14:23] and the scene just moves slightly

[00:14:24] but no one in the scene moves

[00:14:26] there's no talking it's literally just like

[00:14:28] okay this was

[00:14:30] a cool shot to establish we're looking

[00:14:32] at a coliseum and you're like alright

[00:14:34] I guess.

[00:14:35] Yeah.

[00:14:38] Crunchyroll should make that a feature.

[00:14:40] It probably would be a lot of work to hire somebody to do it

[00:14:43] but

[00:14:43] isn't that why they're making like the

[00:14:45] One Piece of Bridged version

[00:14:47] like the Remaster or whatever?

[00:14:50] I don't know what that means.

[00:14:52] I think they're like redoing

[00:14:53] the anime but like

[00:14:55] it's gonna be like that where you just see everything.

[00:14:58] Well I thought they were

[00:14:59] yeah I think we talked about that

[00:15:01] but

[00:15:03] The One Piece Cafe in Las Vegas?

[00:15:06] Yeah.

[00:15:07] Yeah you wanted to go there

[00:15:09] you told me about it.

[00:15:11] We got a plan of trip to Vegas.

[00:15:13] I want to go up to that macaroni

[00:15:15] and cheese place that's up in.

[00:15:17] Oh, Roni's Mac from Cheesebar?

[00:15:19] Sure I didn't memorize it but I'm glad

[00:15:21] that you have and forgotten

[00:15:23] other things in this place.

[00:15:25] It's like in Waco.

[00:15:26] It's like in Waco.

[00:15:28] So The One Piece Cafe

[00:15:30] Oh, your food looks good.

[00:15:33] Their specialty drinks are the

[00:15:35] All Blue Mocktail

[00:15:37] We've had this discussion before.

[00:15:39] How are we?

[00:15:40] You go ahead and read though.

[00:15:42] Frankie's Coca-Cola Ice Cream Flow

[00:15:45] You can get merchandise

[00:15:48] I would really love to do something like that.

[00:15:49] There's also like a Skyrim cafe

[00:15:51] somewhere I think.

[00:15:52] There used to be. I guess there's not anymore.

[00:15:56] Well, anyways

[00:15:57] these animes are super fucking long

[00:15:59] and I don't know if I can

[00:16:01] invest in another one after this

[00:16:03] One Piece and Black Clover

[00:16:04] enough for me frankly.

[00:16:06] Talking about frankly again?

[00:16:09] You're just jealous.

[00:16:11] Frank?

[00:16:15] Oh yeah.

[00:16:16] That's a good step there.

[00:16:21] So, got any fun stories?

[00:16:24] I love your transitions.

[00:16:26] They're just so fun.

[00:16:27] Can't you just accept my transition?

[00:16:28] No.

[00:16:29] Why?

[00:16:30] Well, transition.

[00:16:33] Wow.

[00:16:35] Just gonna tell everybody I'm doing it.

[00:16:37] It's fine. Whatever.

[00:16:39] Yeah, tell us about your night yesterday.

[00:16:41] My night yesterday?

[00:16:43] Last night.

[00:16:44] What about it? How was it?

[00:16:46] You went out and did stuff.

[00:16:48] I don't do stuff.

[00:16:49] You gotta tell us about the stuff you do.

[00:16:50] You're very vague when you ask about things.

[00:16:52] You can just be like, hey how was the bar last night?

[00:16:54] How was the bar last night?

[00:16:56] Yeah, you do it in that tone. That'll help.

[00:16:57] Oh my god. I hate.

[00:17:00] How was your night? Was it well?

[00:17:02] I was like fantastic.

[00:17:04] Well, I'm sure you had such a wonderful evening last night.

[00:17:07] I'll get this.

[00:17:08] Oh my god. I hate you.

[00:17:10] Stop.

[00:17:11] She's yelling. You just can't tell because she's further away now.

[00:17:14] Stop it.

[00:17:15] See, now it just sounds the same.

[00:17:17] Hey, no hitting.

[00:17:19] I'm not hitting. I'm tickling.

[00:17:20] You just hit me. What a lie.

[00:17:22] She lied to my face.

[00:17:23] She lied to everybody. Look, she lied again.

[00:17:26] Stop.

[00:17:27] Stop pushing me away.

[00:17:30] This is not the way to keep a relationship together.

[00:17:34] Are you gonna leave?

[00:17:36] All right.

[00:17:38] And push it.

[00:17:41] Gosh.

[00:17:42] I'll tell you what though.

[00:17:43] I'll tell you what?

[00:17:47] Tell us about the bar.

[00:17:49] I'll tell you what I'm saying.

[00:17:51] Okay.

[00:17:54] Sure.

[00:17:55] Anyway, do you know what was it?

[00:17:58] Mescal, Mascall?

[00:17:59] Mascall? Sure.

[00:18:01] Isn't it like tequila?

[00:18:02] Is it?

[00:18:03] I think it's related to tequila.

[00:18:06] Mescal.

[00:18:07] I still call it beverage made from agave.

[00:18:11] Now I know.

[00:18:12] Anyway, I was there with my boss because my boss was transferring to somewhere else.

[00:18:16] And we were like, yeah, well after parties, fun.

[00:18:18] Well, I had an old-fashioned and he had an old-fashioned.

[00:18:22] And then after that, he was like, oh, you know what?

[00:18:24] Let me get something with Mescal on it.

[00:18:26] So they started naming a bunch of things.

[00:18:28] And he's like, mm, that one.

[00:18:30] I don't know what it was.

[00:18:32] So I'm doing, came in the same glass.

[00:18:34] Looked like an old-fashioned.

[00:18:35] Same garnishes.

[00:18:37] And he tasted it and you were like, this is not an old-fashioned.

[00:18:40] And it was really good.

[00:18:42] Did you try that last time out with you?

[00:18:44] It was really good.

[00:18:46] And then my other hooker, he was there.

[00:18:50] He ordered a Mexican martini and I was like, I don't know what that is.

[00:18:53] But it looked decent so I grabbed one of those.

[00:18:56] And he's like, no, he interrupts the bartender and goes, hey, can you put extra oligarchus in there?

[00:19:03] So then there's extra oligarchus in this martini.

[00:19:06] And I was like, man, I should have seen that coming when I ordered a martini.

[00:19:09] Which if you don't know, Jordan putting it lightly is not a fan of olives.

[00:19:13] Yeah, it's like Ripley and broccoli except I'm actually trying olives instead of afraid of them.

[00:19:22] I'm not afraid of olives.

[00:19:23] No, you're afraid of broccoli.

[00:19:24] I'm not afraid of broccoli. I just don't like it.

[00:19:26] Right. It was the last time he tried it.

[00:19:27] I don't need to try it to know I don't like it.

[00:19:29] You need to try it.

[00:19:31] We've had this discussion, your taste buds change.

[00:19:34] Not that much.

[00:19:35] If you eat something enough, your taste buds will adjust to it and you'll like it.

[00:19:39] That's how taste buds work.

[00:19:41] It's more the texture that I don't like.

[00:19:43] The texture, nothing girl.

[00:19:45] You eat cauliflower, it's the same texture.

[00:19:48] Yes, it is the same texture.

[00:19:49] They're different colors. They're the same texture.

[00:19:52] Shut the fuck up.

[00:19:53] It feels different in my mouth.

[00:19:55] I'm a Google mini tree and you know what? There's gonna be two colors on there.

[00:19:57] Shut up.

[00:20:00] Tell us about the bar, Jordan.

[00:20:01] They didn't have any mini trees, but...

[00:20:03] Lots of olives, don't worry.

[00:20:05] I did.

[00:20:08] My other go-go, all three got these Ortinis.

[00:20:12] And they all come with two olives.

[00:20:15] So I look at it and I was like,

[00:20:17] I don't need these and I hand it.

[00:20:18] I put it in the drink of the guy next to me.

[00:20:21] He goes, I don't like olives either.

[00:20:22] So he takes all four and puts them in the drink of the guy on the end.

[00:20:26] So that guy in the end got a martini glass,

[00:20:28] but it's got six olives across the top.

[00:20:30] So he can't even get to the drink.

[00:20:31] He's like, I guess I'll eat dollars first then.

[00:20:34] He's like dipping them in the drink and eating olives.

[00:20:36] I'm like, it's all you man. I don't like that.

[00:20:39] I was so jealous.

[00:20:41] What?

[00:20:41] Getting to go out and have fun.

[00:20:44] Getting to go out and have fun.

[00:20:48] Plus I love that bar and you know I don't really drink much anymore.

[00:20:52] So I was like, oh, it would have been so fun to go with you and like try something new

[00:20:56] and just tell you're having such a good time.

[00:20:58] And I was not.

[00:20:59] You mean sounded like I was, I'd send you like four text messages.

[00:21:03] Exactly. You were responding.

[00:21:04] That's how I know you were doing yourself.

[00:21:05] You weren't responding and you were, were you enjoying yourself?

[00:21:08] No. Exactly.

[00:21:09] And I was responding. You were not.

[00:21:11] Well then you did. Lies and slander.

[00:21:13] Let's pull it up.

[00:21:16] Let's pull it up.

[00:21:17] Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

[00:21:19] Doo doo doo.

[00:21:20] Just joint improving a point.

[00:21:23] Let's see how long you waited in between my messages.

[00:21:27] Some of us were actually working.

[00:21:29] Alright, alright, alright.

[00:21:31] Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

[00:21:35] Well what?

[00:21:36] What's the answer?

[00:21:37] I got to start it.

[00:21:38] Yeah, you got a bunch of work messages.

[00:21:43] But so you know we were there and this guy

[00:21:48] comes over and he's get the bar staff for it.

[00:21:51] He goes behind the bar, the bar staff puts on a VIP

[00:21:55] wristband for him because there's a bar or club

[00:21:58] above that bar that just opened up not too long ago

[00:22:01] and you need wristbands and shit to get in.

[00:22:04] Well the same owner owns the bar, that nightclub

[00:22:06] and a restaurant that's like in that same little shopping center.

[00:22:11] So we're like, you know, like that guy went behind the bar

[00:22:14] to have them do this and they were like, oh yeah, yeah,

[00:22:16] he's the owner and I was like awesome, great.

[00:22:19] I was like okay cool sounds good, you know, whatever.

[00:22:23] And then he came over and started talking with us

[00:22:24] and was like hey man how's it going, blah, blah, blah,

[00:22:25] this and that and I'm like alright, yeah sure.

[00:22:28] And the whole time all he's doing is like

[00:22:29] this is who, do it right, let's get this party.

[00:22:32] I'm like dude, you know who's in this group?

[00:22:33] I'm like me and three coworkers and all three

[00:22:36] of the coworkers are in their late 30s.

[00:22:38] And I was like, what party do you suppose is happening?

[00:22:42] He's like we can do these, we can do these,

[00:22:44] we can do that and I'm like yeah, you're not worried about it

[00:22:46] because you own this motherfucking place.

[00:22:48] I'm like get the fuck out of here dude.

[00:22:50] And we're like yeah, yeah, this Sunday night,

[00:22:51] we're like how old are you man?

[00:22:52] He goes oh I'm 21, I'm big.

[00:22:54] Oh my gosh.

[00:22:54] I was like dude, you're 21 and you're

[00:22:56] owning like two bars and nightclubs and some other shit.

[00:22:59] Why don't you get the money?

[00:23:00] I'm like you got some loans or you got some

[00:23:02] hefty parents because he was, I was like.

[00:23:04] Like me and my husband need a sugar daddy, come on.

[00:23:06] No, he was in the like just talking to him.

[00:23:08] I was like, ah, but it was a fun bar.

[00:23:12] I like be there, but they actually,

[00:23:14] they charged me a full price this time, which was annoying.

[00:23:16] They normally don't charge you full price?

[00:23:18] It depends.

[00:23:19] Like one of the times they didn't,

[00:23:22] the first time they didn't, I don't know why

[00:23:24] because I think we were,

[00:23:25] because we were the only ones in there.

[00:23:27] But I feel like, I was like,

[00:23:28] we're the only ones in here.

[00:23:29] I feel like you would charge us full price,

[00:23:31] not the other way around, you know.

[00:23:33] And then the first three times

[00:23:34] they actually didn't charge us full price.

[00:23:36] They charge us like 60%, I don't know.

[00:23:39] Like it was like 40% off for some reason.

[00:23:41] And then when we were,

[00:23:44] this last night they charged us full price

[00:23:46] and I was like, yeah, that makes sense.

[00:23:48] They were like, it's kind of been drinking a lot.

[00:23:49] We're getting our money.

[00:23:50] No, it's not even that.

[00:23:51] It's the same amount I've drank there before, but I don't.

[00:23:55] How do you normally go on a weekend though?

[00:23:58] What?

[00:23:58] Do you normally go on like a Saturday night?

[00:24:01] It just depends when I go.

[00:24:03] I don't know.

[00:24:04] I don't keep track of what days I go.

[00:24:07] Well, what are you doing?

[00:24:07] What are you doing?

[00:24:09] Scratching my leg.

[00:24:10] Do you have any fun stories to tell?

[00:24:13] Uh...

[00:24:13] What are they?

[00:24:16] Stop, I don't sound like that.

[00:24:18] Tell us now.

[00:24:19] You sound like Siri.

[00:24:21] Wow.

[00:24:22] Wow.

[00:24:23] That's so funny.

[00:24:25] Stop!

[00:24:28] I fucking hate you, God.

[00:24:31] You gonna take that guy?

[00:24:32] She says she hates you.

[00:24:33] Oh my Lord, leave me alone.

[00:24:35] Now she's showing you.

[00:24:36] At work today, there was this girl and it was her birthday.

[00:24:40] And she ordered a drink or whatever.

[00:24:44] And I just wrote a bunch of little happy birthday messages and put smiley faces in her drink.

[00:24:49] And then I gave it to her and she seemed really happy.

[00:24:52] So I was like, cool, yay, whatever.

[00:24:53] Why are you like blow-jobbing your straw right now?

[00:24:56] I'm just listening to your story, ma'am.

[00:24:58] Well, sucking on your straw and making intense eye contact.

[00:25:02] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:25:04] Yeah, you better look away.

[00:25:05] Tell your story.

[00:25:10] He's molesting a straw.

[00:25:11] Enjoying a drink, what do you do?

[00:25:13] You're molesting your chair over there.

[00:25:15] Get out of here.

[00:25:17] Tell your story.

[00:25:18] It was some kid's birthday.

[00:25:20] But she came back after I gave her the drink and stuff and knocked on the window.

[00:25:25] And I was like, yeah, what's that?

[00:25:26] I was like, oh no, something's wrong.

[00:25:29] You're distracting.

[00:25:31] With eye contact.

[00:25:32] But she was like, can I take a selfie with you?

[00:25:35] And I was like, yay.

[00:25:36] No free soliciting and then you kicked her out.

[00:25:38] No, I said yes, of course you can.

[00:25:41] And I was like, thank you for asking.

[00:25:42] I appreciate that because sometimes people just take pictures of me.

[00:25:46] Like this one, I remember my first story.

[00:25:48] This guy showed me a picture on his iPad that he had taken of me

[00:25:53] and made his wallpaper on his iPad of me handing his drink out to him.

[00:25:59] Okay.

[00:25:59] And he was so proud to show me it.

[00:26:01] And I was just like, great.

[00:26:04] You know, like what the fuck am I supposed to say to this?

[00:26:08] Mmm, so fun.

[00:26:10] But yeah, whatever.

[00:26:12] So that did make me feel good today.

[00:26:14] I was like, well, at least some things are still good.

[00:26:18] Because some people are just so fucking good.

[00:26:20] You should write happy birthday on all the cups.

[00:26:24] Not hear me out.

[00:26:25] Not so you write happy birthday on all the cups, right?

[00:26:29] Like all of them.

[00:26:30] Everybody gets happy.

[00:26:33] And then like some people look at it and be like, how does she know it's my birthday?

[00:26:37] That's crazy.

[00:26:37] We didn't even talk about that.

[00:26:39] Other people will look at him and be like, it's not my birthday.

[00:26:41] Is this my drink?

[00:26:42] And then I'm like, yeah, whatever it tastes good, right?

[00:26:46] Or there's like the third people that'll come back and be like, it's not my birthday.

[00:26:49] And you'd be like, well, I don't care.

[00:26:51] Like just straight up to him.

[00:26:53] Like that's not my problem, is it?

[00:26:55] Or it is now.

[00:26:57] It's not my birthday.

[00:26:59] Oh really?

[00:26:59] I must have mistaken you for someone I care about.

[00:27:02] Anyway.

[00:27:03] You would not survive customer service.

[00:27:05] We mean, you would get fired.

[00:27:07] I'd be great at it.

[00:27:08] I don't think so.

[00:27:09] Like here's your drink.

[00:27:10] Like this isn't what I ordered.

[00:27:11] And like, well, I'm not deaf or so.

[00:27:13] Are you either dumb or like, mmm.

[00:27:15] I actually saw a post today where somebody was like, it was my last day at work today.

[00:27:18] So I called a customer dumb.

[00:27:20] And they're, they were talking about that exact scenario where this person ordered something and then they said that the guy had gotten their order all wrong.

[00:27:29] And he was like, you didn't know what you want.

[00:27:31] Are you dumb?

[00:27:32] Because I definitely put it in right.

[00:27:33] I've asked you three times what you wanted.

[00:27:35] You idiot.

[00:27:36] Like stuff like that.

[00:27:37] And I'm like, ah, listen, most people are nice, but the people that aren't, it's like, oh, they're really not nice.

[00:27:43] Yeah.

[00:27:45] But I was, I was trying to turn left out of.

[00:27:48] The ATV parking lot over here and it was during like a ton of traffic.

[00:27:54] And so the person in front of me couldn't turn.

[00:27:58] I said left or right, right?

[00:28:01] Okay.

[00:28:01] So we, I was trying to turn the person in front of me couldn't turn because there was too literally too much traffic like blocking the driveway.

[00:28:10] Like you were going to hit a car if you drove.

[00:28:13] You're blocking it.

[00:28:14] So I'm second right behind that guy.

[00:28:16] And then there's a person behind me and she like laid on her horn and I was, I stopped and I stopped and I looked in my mirror and she's like waving her hands around like in a car.

[00:28:30] Like, I can't believe that there's traffic at this.

[00:28:32] Like they're blocking the exit.

[00:28:34] I'm like, I just want to point out to the audience here.

[00:28:39] Traffic is like always like that right now in that little area anytime it's like a busy time of day because of the construction and stuff they're doing.

[00:28:46] So like, it's not new that it's backed up like it's back to their right now.

[00:28:49] Oh well, you know, it gets backed up like that pretty frequently.

[00:28:52] So like what like you think she would know to expect.

[00:28:56] That's not the point of my story.

[00:28:57] Okay.

[00:28:58] The point that construction travel or not the people in the road were clearly blocking the entire driveway.

[00:29:03] Like you couldn't turn right or left without hitting the car in front of the driveway.

[00:29:07] Right.

[00:29:08] You could see it, but she was behind me and she started laying on the horn and making like wild fucking like hands are flying everywhere.

[00:29:14] And I was like, damn, is she dying back there or just brain dead because she in a real fucking hurry.

[00:29:19] And so I just turned, I put the car in park and I turned around in my car and I was looking through the back windshield to her and I just threw up my hands like the little confused.

[00:29:29] Like what the hell are you doing?

[00:29:30] Yeah, I was like shrugged at her.

[00:29:31] I'm like, what do you, what do you want me to do here?

[00:29:34] And then she was like, and then she stopped laying on the horn because she was still doing it.

[00:29:38] She stopped laying on it.

[00:29:39] She could see me.

[00:29:39] I'm like, what do you, what do you want me to do here?

[00:29:41] Where there's person front, where do you want them to go?

[00:29:43] And she's like, wow.

[00:29:44] And she like pointed towards the street and I was like, go around then like mother fucker.

[00:29:50] I just for her to go around.

[00:29:51] And so she started trying to go around and I started rolling down my window.

[00:29:55] I was like, let's have a conversation.

[00:29:56] You know, I don't give a fuck.

[00:29:57] Let's see.

[00:29:59] And so she pulled up next to me and now we're like, hi, hi.

[00:30:04] And then she looks forward and I guess finally realizes that there's a car in front of the person trying to make a left so he can't get out either way.

[00:30:12] And then she's like, oh, and then she put it in reverse and backed up behind me again and then just didn't land her horn to tell the traffic cleared.

[00:30:19] And I'm like, you're a frickin idiot.

[00:30:20] You could have seen that.

[00:30:21] Like did you think people were just sitting here for funsies?

[00:30:23] I'm like, you could have seen that earlier.

[00:30:24] Like what all you do is look crazy.

[00:30:28] Sometimes people just need to be more patient.

[00:30:30] Sometimes people do.

[00:30:34] The other thing that happened at work that made me really happy is someone put heavy breath down your cup.

[00:30:38] No, I don't care about you.

[00:30:40] Um, this one of my coworkers told me that my Spanish accent is really good.

[00:30:45] Back then.

[00:30:46] Well, my pronunciation.

[00:30:48] She said, I was gonna say, I don't think you have an accent.

[00:30:50] Do you?

[00:30:51] But just like, like the pronunciation and stuff is really good.

[00:30:54] Like it's easy to understand me and stuff.

[00:30:56] I just need to remember shit because like,

[00:30:58] I remember stuff, but I just don't practice it.

[00:31:00] So then people are like this and I'm like, I know what you just said, but

[00:31:05] or like, you know, just like simple sentences.

[00:31:08] Like today I told somebody like sorry, I'm studying Spanish, but I only speak a little right now.

[00:31:13] And I don't know my customers seem happy that I tried.

[00:31:16] So I guess that's all anybody can ask, but it just, it made me feel really good because a lot of times at work, I feel really awkward speaking Spanish because I'm scared of messing up.

[00:31:24] Um, but it gave me more confidence to like say phrases and stuff that I'm not sure about and like practice more.

[00:31:33] So that's something.

[00:31:35] This is good. Yeah.

[00:31:37] I want to learn the language. That's my story.

[00:31:43] Man, I stayed up way too late last night.

[00:31:46] Did you stay up until 5am?

[00:31:48] No, it was like three in the morning.

[00:31:50] Why?

[00:31:51] Because we were talking.

[00:31:52] We weren't talking until three in the morning.

[00:31:55] We were like hanging out until three in the morning.

[00:32:00] Not three in the morning.

[00:32:01] It was three in the morning.

[00:32:02] You got home at midnight.

[00:32:04] No, I got home at 1.15 because I got out of work late.

[00:32:07] I got out of the shower around 1.30, 1.35.

[00:32:10] And then you started talking to me and you were like, I had so many drinks.

[00:32:15] Yeah, I was telling you all the drinks and stuff.

[00:32:17] I know after the fifth drink, I was like, okay.

[00:32:19] And then I went to sleep.

[00:32:21] All right.

[00:32:22] And you should have gone there too, but you got on your phone, didn't you?

[00:32:26] Yep. I knew it.

[00:32:28] You always do.

[00:32:29] And I turn over and I'm like, what are you doing?

[00:32:31] Nothing's sleeping.

[00:32:32] I'm like, uh-huh.

[00:32:33] I like how your face glows in the night when you're trying to sleep.

[00:32:36] When I haven't seen you yet, I do look at my phone a lot more.

[00:32:40] Maybe you should close your eyes.

[00:32:42] I don't...

[00:32:43] And then when I finally was ready to go to sleep, I'm all cozy and comfortable.

[00:32:48] Jordan goes, will you get me some water?

[00:32:51] That was like right when you laid down.

[00:32:55] It was 10 minutes after.

[00:32:57] I know because it was 3, 10 a.m.

[00:32:59] Look, just because you take forever to get water, that's not my fault.

[00:33:03] Some of us can't fall asleep in 30 seconds, Jordan.

[00:33:06] Some of us should train harder.

[00:33:08] You can't train yourself to fall asleep.

[00:33:09] Yes, you can.

[00:33:10] Don't leave in line with me.

[00:33:12] That's how I did it.

[00:33:13] I've been practicing for years now.

[00:33:15] So have I and it doesn't work for me.

[00:33:16] That's because you suck at training.

[00:33:18] I don't know what to tell you.

[00:33:19] It's because I need more sleep.

[00:33:20] You should train better.

[00:33:22] If you trained better, you wouldn't be on your phone.

[00:33:24] You'd be asleep.

[00:33:25] You get more sleep.

[00:33:25] And you're just so lucky you can just fall asleep.

[00:33:29] It's not luck.

[00:33:30] I just told you, training.

[00:33:32] Miss, I'm so exhausted all the time.

[00:33:33] Has trouble sleeping.

[00:33:35] Oh, okay.

[00:33:35] Sure.

[00:33:36] I don't think you're really that exhausted physically.

[00:33:38] It's exhaustion.

[00:33:40] It's mental.

[00:33:41] It's insomnia.

[00:33:42] Yeah, mental exhaustion.

[00:33:44] That's not the same as physical.

[00:33:45] No, it's physical sometimes.

[00:33:46] Yeah, sometimes.

[00:33:48] Mental exhaustion is just exactly as tiring as being physically exhausted.

[00:33:53] For your brain, yeah, but not for your body.

[00:33:55] No, it's about the same for me.

[00:33:56] You need the body.

[00:33:58] So do you want it?

[00:33:59] To be tired.

[00:34:04] I'll look on your face.

[00:34:06] Yeah.

[00:34:08] Okay, but listen, I am so addicted to one's human.

[00:34:11] I'm listening now.

[00:34:14] I wait.

[00:34:15] Okay, now I'm listening.

[00:34:17] How many hours do you have in that game as of today?

[00:34:20] Like how many hours did you play today?

[00:34:22] What are you talking about?

[00:34:23] Huh?

[00:34:24] Once human.

[00:34:25] I've been a human.

[00:34:26] I have 25.

[00:34:29] Okay, so we're about the same amount of hours.

[00:34:30] So we started playing this game last week.

[00:34:32] Oh, what a lie, ma'am.

[00:34:32] What a lie.

[00:34:33] You have 25 and a half.

[00:34:35] So about the same.

[00:34:37] You have 24.9 hours, Jordan.

[00:34:39] Exactly.

[00:34:39] That's about the same.

[00:34:41] Exactly.

[00:34:42] You're addicted.

[00:34:43] I knew it.

[00:34:44] Because I played point one hour longer than you.

[00:34:46] Exactly.

[00:34:49] Stop.

[00:34:51] Go.

[00:34:52] Why do you have to do this?

[00:34:53] Do what?

[00:34:54] He's annoying.

[00:34:55] What are you talking about?

[00:34:56] You.

[00:34:58] I thought you were going to start singing about espressos.

[00:35:02] That's that me espressos.

[00:35:04] Great.

[00:35:05] Now I can't even put this episode.

[00:35:06] You know, I almost thought about it.

[00:35:08] Welcome to My Unless Brattle.

[00:35:09] This is episode 83.

[00:35:12] That's wild.

[00:35:13] I'm Riley.

[00:35:14] That's Jordan.

[00:35:15] And we've got...

[00:35:15] Come on, Riley.

[00:35:16] I said I'm Riley.

[00:35:17] Thank you for paying attention.

[00:35:18] You're not.

[00:35:19] Wow.

[00:35:19] Who is?

[00:35:20] Neither of us.

[00:35:21] No either of us?

[00:35:22] No either of us.

[00:35:23] You know, it's difficult sometimes.

[00:35:27] All the time.

[00:35:28] To take you seriously when you don't know what's going on.

[00:35:30] What do you mean?

[00:35:31] Exactly.

[00:35:32] See?

[00:35:32] She's confused already.

[00:35:34] Like in what context?

[00:35:35] What do you mean in what context?

[00:35:37] Like when?

[00:35:39] Like when?

[00:35:40] Like when what?

[00:35:41] Like when do I not know what's going on?

[00:35:43] All the time.

[00:35:44] Okay, but why are you bringing it up?

[00:35:46] You just didn't seem to know what was going on.

[00:35:49] I have an essay to write.

[00:35:51] I have an app to take.

[00:35:52] That was a good outro.

[00:35:53] I'm trying to get next time.

[00:35:55] God, I just want those new My Sims games to come out.

[00:35:59] I haven't been thinking about those a lot.

[00:36:00] Oh, it's still going.

[00:36:01] Never mind, she's not done talking.

[00:36:03] Yeah, are you done talking?

[00:36:04] What?

[00:36:04] You just said you had a bunch of stuff to do.

[00:36:06] I do, but like I figured you might want at least 10 more minutes.

[00:36:10] Let's make it an even 17.

[00:36:12] I don't...

[00:36:13] 17 what?

[00:36:15] Minutes.

[00:36:16] But it's already past 40.

[00:36:17] We couldn't do 17.

[00:36:18] Why not?

[00:36:19] We have to cut out a bunch of shit.

[00:36:22] Help me out here.

[00:36:24] She said, I figured you want to do another 10 and I said let's make it an even

[00:36:30] 17 and then she said, but then we'd have to cut things out.

[00:36:34] Do you see where we disconnected there?

[00:36:36] My grad after she spoke I spoke and she's like, no, I have spoken.

[00:36:40] I don't...

[00:36:41] There's no listening anymore.

[00:36:44] What he says does not matter.

[00:36:46] 17.

[00:36:47] 17.

[00:36:48] Thank you for getting around to the joke.

[00:36:53] I don't...

[00:36:55] Yeah, you snortle over there.

[00:36:56] How you fucking...

[00:37:02] She's dying.

[00:37:03] She didn't even bring water.

[00:37:04] That's how unprepared she is for this 17.

[00:37:06] Yeah, it's where the arms reaches it.

[00:37:08] Short ass hole.

[00:37:11] That was cool freestyle there.

[00:37:14] Don't put cold things on me.

[00:37:17] You know, I don't like it.

[00:37:19] Why are you laughing at me?

[00:37:22] I'm just drinking water.

[00:37:23] Yeah, sure bud.

[00:37:25] Oh my gosh.

[00:37:27] One of our repair guys, he's been in a lot because our machine keeps breaking down.

[00:37:31] Every time this man sees me and he's kind of like an older man, not like super old,

[00:37:35] but he's a little older and short, a little Hispanic man and he doesn't speak a lot of English, you know?

[00:37:39] So like we kind of communicate the best we can.

[00:37:42] But every time this man sees me, he points at my tattoo and he goes, I really like it.

[00:37:49] He'll say some Spanish phrases about tattoos.

[00:37:51] I don't know what they are, like that's not my kind of Spanish.

[00:37:55] Like I know most of the ordering drinks words.

[00:37:58] But every time he sees it, he's like, it's just...

[00:38:00] I like it.

[00:38:01] You know?

[00:38:02] Like a little kid.

[00:38:03] It's so funny.

[00:38:05] I want more tattoos.

[00:38:07] Jordan doesn't like my tattoo idea.

[00:38:09] What are your ideas?

[00:38:10] Let's run through some.

[00:38:11] I want a Xenomorph.

[00:38:12] No.

[00:38:13] Why?

[00:38:13] Because you said you wanted a giant one on your thigh.

[00:38:17] Like my hip.

[00:38:19] That's connected to...

[00:38:21] What's wrong with that?

[00:38:22] What's wrong with what?

[00:38:24] Why do you need a giant alien?

[00:38:26] Because I like it.

[00:38:28] That'll be great.

[00:38:30] It'll be real fun.

[00:38:32] You could get one to match if you want.

[00:38:34] Why would I get one to match?

[00:38:35] Because then our aliens could bop together.

[00:38:38] I'm already going to be grabbing it.

[00:38:39] I don't know what to be doing.

[00:38:41] It's just art.

[00:38:44] It's permanent art.

[00:38:45] There's the difference between buying a fucking painting at the store of a Xenomorph

[00:38:49] and being like, guess what?

[00:38:51] You have to look at every day in bed for the rest of your life.

[00:38:54] You'll just never see me again.

[00:38:56] Very different.

[00:38:58] I still want a shout tattoo from Skyrim.

[00:39:01] You want more words, huh?

[00:39:03] What's wrong with that?

[00:39:05] What's wrong with what?

[00:39:06] I'm just making sure that you're putting these in the same category.

[00:39:08] It's not different just because it's in a different language.

[00:39:12] It's a little different.

[00:39:13] I mean, it's not.

[00:39:15] I mean, it's closer to Arabic, sure.

[00:39:19] It's been a while since I played Skyrim. I should do it again.

[00:39:24] Yes.

[00:39:25] But I've just been playing once human.

[00:39:27] I'm glad we've circled back to that.

[00:39:29] I really don't know if you want to get me a new computer.

[00:39:31] Nope.

[00:39:33] That was a good talk, huh?

[00:39:34] Please.

[00:39:35] Please what? What is the issue here?

[00:39:37] I want to get a new computer and sell mine or see if you can help me figure out which GPU I could replace mine with.

[00:39:44] But I feel like if I replace the GPU, I'm going to have to replace the power supply because I don't think the new ones work with my power supply.

[00:39:51] I don't know if you guys caught that, but there was a lot of I think's and maybe's in there.

[00:39:55] There was not like a this needs to happen or like any research done.

[00:39:59] Okay.

[00:39:59] It was just I think this. I think that.

[00:40:01] I think this. I think that maybe, maybe, maybe.

[00:40:03] I don't understand it. I've Googled and what did you Google? Please help me need computer parts.

[00:40:11] Like a guide to.

[00:40:13] You can't Google what computer parts you need on the computer that you're replacing. That's just insulting.

[00:40:20] How will your computers insulted?

[00:40:23] It's an inanimate object.

[00:40:25] Wow. No wonder it's failing you. You don't take care of it.

[00:40:28] It's old.

[00:40:29] Oh my gosh. You just nonstop with the insults over here.

[00:40:33] This computer is like nine years old.

[00:40:36] Wow. She don't love you anymore. That's what she told you.

[00:40:39] Technology. That's a pretty good use.

[00:40:43] She says she don't love her computer no more.

[00:40:46] I love that computer, but I don't love it better if I didn't take 10 years to load it.

[00:40:50] Yeah, because like I'm playing games with you and you'll be playing the game for like 10, like 10 whole fucking minutes.

[00:40:57] And then you're like, you look over and you're like, are you really still loading in?

[00:41:00] Yes, I have a 1080 GTX. It's not cutting it anymore.

[00:41:06] Okay.

[00:41:08] It hasn't been cutting for a while, but you know it hasn't happened any research.

[00:41:13] Well help me please.

[00:41:15] Help me.

[00:41:16] What am I supposed to Google?

[00:41:18] Can't be Googling things on my computer that my computer is going to start failing.

[00:41:21] Think I'm trying to replace it.

[00:41:23] But then iByPower just has some really cool builds and I'm like.

[00:41:26] Also like what your GPU does not help load a lot of things faster, render them.

[00:41:32] Yeah.

[00:41:33] Different from loading.

[00:41:34] Okay. Well I need more.

[00:41:35] What does loading mean?

[00:41:37] Your RAM.

[00:41:39] If it's on an SSD or a hard drive.

[00:41:41] Okay. So that means I need more RAM and a new GPU.

[00:41:45] Is your GPU failing?

[00:41:48] No, it just can't like when I play games like Baldur's Gate or Once Human, like you'll see like there's a lot of polycube things.

[00:41:57] Polycube things?

[00:41:58] Yeah. Like you know like Lara Croft way back when, what that looks like, that game or is all like.

[00:42:08] For those who can't see you she just mined out Pyramid Tits.

[00:42:13] Yes.

[00:42:14] It's like that like Once Human it I'll be playing.

[00:42:18] I'll be driving and I literally will can just drive through things because they don't they won't like load in all the way.

[00:42:24] So I'll just be like little shapes in the map and I just drive through them to get to where I need to go.

[00:42:29] And it's okay but like it's not the full gaming experience.

[00:42:35] You poor poor person.

[00:42:37] So if I had more better things I could also stream like better quality games because they can't compete with people who have good quality graphics

[00:42:45] and like their computers can stream games like Baldur's Gate without it causing a problem.

[00:42:50] Hmm.

[00:42:52] Yes.

[00:42:53] So what I'm hearing is you have the need but you don't want to do the research.

[00:42:58] Well you helped me do the research?

[00:43:00] Have you tried to do it?

[00:43:01] My brain doesn't understand things.

[00:43:03] It's not that difficult.

[00:43:05] You look up what motherboard you have and what GPU is going that motherboard and then you buy one of those.

[00:43:10] That's it.

[00:43:11] Those are the only like two steps really.

[00:43:13] How do I know?

[00:43:14] What motherboard you have you can hit control on delete and fucking pull it up.

[00:43:19] Like.

[00:43:19] I have it on my Twitch.

[00:43:20] That's the information.

[00:43:23] Processor.

[00:43:25] Baseboard manufacturer.

[00:43:27] Look there it is.

[00:43:28] There's a baseboard right there.

[00:43:29] There's mine.

[00:43:30] But I mean is it also worth it to upgrade my current computer when I can't use anything?

[00:43:35] Like.

[00:43:36] Can't use anything.

[00:43:37] Like I can't download Windows 11.

[00:43:40] So.

[00:43:40] Because it doesn't have the right security keys.

[00:43:42] So.

[00:43:43] So like shouldn't I have that?

[00:43:46] Shouldn't you have I do you need Windows 11 for something?

[00:43:50] I'm thinking of boot everybody off Windows 10 eventually.

[00:43:53] There's what?

[00:43:54] When?

[00:43:55] When's that happening?

[00:43:56] I don't know.

[00:43:57] Exactly.

[00:43:58] So stop worrying about it.

[00:43:59] The fuck you talking about?

[00:43:59] Okay, well I would like help.

[00:44:01] Hmm.

[00:44:02] Doing a computer.

[00:44:03] I could also paint this one if I keep it.

[00:44:05] Oh you're trying to do a computer?

[00:44:07] Pinky.

[00:44:08] But yeah, I just don't know enough to do it without being scared of destroy something.

[00:44:14] What?

[00:44:15] I have to dust it off.

[00:44:16] Yeah.

[00:44:16] You should probably clean your computer once in a while.

[00:44:20] Well, this has been the condescending episode of Mindless Prattle.

[00:44:24] It is not.

[00:44:24] Why are you getting offended?

[00:44:27] Because I'm not condescending.

[00:44:29] I didn't say you were.

[00:44:30] You implied it.

[00:44:31] No, I said the episode was.

[00:44:32] Are you the episode?

[00:44:33] Wow.

[00:44:34] That's kind of entitled, isn't it?

[00:44:36] Whatever, finish the outro.

[00:44:37] Yeah, it's too late now.

[00:44:38] Apparently you're in charge of it.

[00:44:41] And that was the outro, by the way.

[00:44:43] This has been an episode of Mindless Prattle.

[00:44:46] Is that your Spanish accent?

[00:44:47] No.

[00:44:48] It sounded pretty good.

[00:44:50] Okay, sorry it sounded bad.

[00:44:51] She looked at me for I don't know.

[00:44:53] Because that's not Spanish.

[00:44:54] You're not Spanish.

[00:44:55] Hey Hoosies, it's been an episode of Mindless Prattle.

[00:44:59] That's Jordan.

[00:45:01] I'm Ripley.

[00:45:02] We're your hostess with the mostest and we hope you will follow us.

[00:45:06] Other than that, we'll see you guys next time.

[00:45:09] Goodbye.

[00:45:12] What are you talking about?

[00:45:13] My land.

[00:45:13] What was it?

[00:45:14] My land.

[00:45:15] I don't understand what you're saying when you're talking to me in that Spanish accent.

[00:45:18] Oh my God.

[00:45:20] Goodbye, that's the end of the podcast.

[00:45:22] You're the end of the podcast.

[00:45:23] Press end.

[00:45:25] Stop recording.

[00:45:26] Where is what?

[00:45:27] Press stop recording.

[00:45:28] Okay.

[00:45:30] Now what?

[00:45:31] Press the button.

[00:45:33] I think it's on a delay.

[00:45:34] I can't put your mouse.

[00:45:35] Look, mine's delayed.

[00:45:36] I should get a new computer, huh?

[00:45:38] No, I shouldn't.

[00:45:39] What?

[00:45:39] Look, it's slow.

[00:45:41] Okay, press stop recording.

[00:45:42] I'm trying, but the computer's slow.

[00:45:44] I need a new one.